Hiya everyone! This is my first fanfic on FFNet and my first DW fanfic so please give me a break. and now that I wrote a fanfic I understand why everyone wants a review so bad. So R&R. but most importantly enjoy.

Oh and, I don't even know why I hafta tell this to you people, but for those of you who like suing teenagers who own no more than this stupid dollar *waves it in the air and Lu Xun sets it on fire* ok. teenagers who own nothing. DON'T! Because I don't own Dynasty Warriors, Koei does! Nor do I make any money off of this. you get the point right? So go away! *throws shoe*

** ** =dream sequence

One late night Lu Xun tossed and turned in his restless sleep. He was having the strangest dream he ever thought his over-worked brain could think up for him to have that night. He kicked off his sheets, as things got weirder.

**"Ah!" Lu Xun screamed as he was surrounded by a large ring of fire that was slowly getting thicker and closing in on him. He looked around franticly for something to put it out. wait; he was putting a fire out? Oh well, this was not a good fire!

As he searched he realized that the flames were coming at him and there was nothing he could do about it. He slumped down defeated and waited for his firry death. But then suddenly something hovered over him in the darkened sky. He looked up at the strange looking, flaming creature. The mighty beast opened its mouth and spoke in a big booming voice.

"Lu Xun! I, the mighty Phoenix of the Flame Mountains, the God of all Pyromaniacs, has chosen YOU! You, Lu Xun have shown the true qualities of the Pyromaniac Prince of all Flames! I grant you this power! Take it and rule over what is yours! I bid you farewell, Prince of all Flames!"

The Phoenix started flying away when Lu Xun suddenly shouted, "But what about this fire surrounding me?! You can't just leave me to die here!" The Phoenix stopped and turned around.

"Give me a break, you're the new Prince of all Flames and you can't figure out how to save yourself from this puny ring of fire? Hmph! You should know! I bid you farewell again!"

Lu Xun stood in the middle of the fire and thought, "If I'm the Prince of all Flames..." He smirked then raised his arms and made the shape of a half circle with them. Suddenly the ring of fire turned to a half circle leaving him an exit. He then puffed out his chest proudly and walked out. After being in a safe distance from the fire, he raised his arms again and drew a shape in the air. The flames lifted and took the shape of a crude looking star. He frowned and decided to make a better shape, he drew a heart and smiled happily and the nice result.

Finished goofing off he walked away only to see that he walked right off of a cliff, he began to fall when he suddenly put his arms down and let out a giant flame that, like Goku's power poll, went all the way down to the ground and kept him from falling.**

Back in the real world Lu Xun had fallen out of his bed on the top bunk. Lucky for him, Zhou Yu who slept on the bottom bunk was already up and putting war clothes on and had seen him fall. He ran and caught Lu Xun, before he hit the ground, gently in his arms.

Before Zhou Yu had a chance to set Lu Xun down, Sun Quan opened the door, and would have entered the room, if he had not seen Lu Xun sleeping in Zhou Yu's arms. He stared for a moment, wide eyed and turned to leave the room blushing. Zhou Yu clenched his teeth, "For the love of God, you people are so homophobic!" he yelled. He dropped Lu Xun right on the ground and ran to go explain to Sun Quan before he went and told Xiao Qiao the wrong story.

**Back in the dream Lu Xun's fire pole disappeared and left him falling to the ground again, just as he was about to hit the ground-**

Lu Xun woke up and landed on his back on the hard ground. The hit knocked the wind out of him so he just lay there waiting for his lungs to work again. As he had been told when he was little and fell out of a tree and knocked the wind out of him for the first time, he stayed calm and didn't move too much until he could breath again. As he was able to get air again he took in a deep breath. He got up and started putting on his war clothes. (A/N: I call them war clothes because I lack any other word for them. Heh)

He smiled to himself as he remembered last night; he had tricked himself into believing that the first half of the dream was something that happened for real last night and the falling part was a nightmare about not being able to use his powers. He finished dressing and walked out the door happily.

As he headed to the kitchen to get something to eat before they discussed the plan for today. He grabbed a meat bun, ate it in a few bites, and walked to the planning room. There he saw Zhou Yu sitting next to Xiao Qiao talking to her about something while she giggled and glanced at Sun Quan. But Sun Quan on the other hand was staring at Lu Xun wide-eyed. Lu Xun glared, "Don't stare at the Prince of all Flames like that! I should have the Phoenix of Flame Mountains deal with you!" he shouted gaining EVERYONE'S attention.

"What did you say?" Sun Quan asked glaring.

"I say you should bow down to the Prince of all Flames and beg my forgiveness!" Lu Xun commanded. Sun Quan was about to have the guards take Lu Xun away when Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao ran and grabbed Lu Xun before he could dig himself in a deeper hole of trouble.

Zhou Yu had explained to Xiao Qiao why Sun Quan was staring at him and Lu Xun, and now Zhou Yu felt responsible for Lu Xun's crazy little outburst. Why? Because he had dropped Lu Xun and he may have hit his head and made him a bit crazy.

They dragged him back into his room and locked the door so he couldn't get out, "What's wrong with you?! You know how much trouble you could have gotten in for that?! Don't pull a stunt like that ever again! And what's this crap about Prince of all Flames? We all know you're a pyromaniac but that doesn't make you "Prince of all Flames!" So cut it out!" Zhou Yu scolded. Lu Xun glared at him.

"You can't tell me what to do!" he scowled. Zhou Yu raised an eyebrow and smirked.

"Oh yes I can!" he told him. Lu Xun jumped up and tackled Zhou Yu. Then out of nowhere Lu Xun made a fire and set it on Zhou Yu's arm. Lu Xun laughed maniacally and ran out of the room. As for Zhou Yu, he ran, but not out of the room, around in circles.

"Stop, drop, roll, honey! Stop, drop roll!" Xiao Qiao yelled to Zhou Yu who began doing that immediately. The fire went out and Zhou Yu lay on his back.

"What has gotten into that boy?" he asked quietly to himself. Xiao Qiao bent down next to Zhou Yu and stared at him.

"Just how high did you drop him from?" she half screamed.

"Not that high! Only about 4 or 5 feet, and I know he's had worse!" Zhou Yu defended. He sighed. "We better keep an eye on him before-"

There was then a scream then a crazy laughter filling the building everyone was in. Zhou Yu and Xiao Qiao immediately got up and went to get Lu Xun before a 3rd was set on fire. The two rushed down the stairs and found Sun Quan running around with his leg on fire. Xiao Qiao sighed, "STOP, DROP, ROLL!" she shouted. Zhou Yu looked at her confused. Xiao Qiao smiled innocently. Zhou Yu rolled his eyes and they continued looking for Lu Xun.