Hi! This is my new story and it WON'T end in tragedy! It will follow
mainly Yami and Bakura. When following Bakura, it will be more serious but
when following Yami it will be more humorous.
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I don't own YuGiOh!
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No more talking, on with the story!
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"RYOU!!!!!! Are you bloody serious?!?!"
"Yes Yami, now get ready, we are meeting the gang in about 10 minutes."
"I swear when we get home, I am going to make you wish you were dead."
*gulp*
It was the most dreaded day of the year, the first day of school. Battle City was over and now everyone would have to return to normal life. All the spirits now had their own bodies but also retained their powers.
"Hey Bakura, you want a Pop-Tart?
"Go to hell"
"Is that a no?"
"Just give me the damn Pop-Tart"
"Knew you were hungry" ^_^
Yugi and Ryou agreed on signing both Yami and Bakura up for school. They needed to learn about the modern world. Plus, would you trust them home alone?
"Bakura! Its time to go!"
"Keep your pants on, I'm comming!"
Both were dawned in the traditional school uniform. Bakura's was unbuttoned though, revealing his undershirt and Millenium Ring. Yami gave it back to him. They walked a couple blocks before meeting up with Anzu.
"Hi Anzu!"
"Hi Ryou!.....Bakura" He just nodded when his name was said.
"How was your summer?"
"Oh, just smashing! Bakura and I went to England!"
"How cool! That's where your originally from, right?
"Why yes it is, I learned a lot while I was there!"
"Um...if you two excuse me," Bakura interrupted, "this friendly chatter is making me sick."
"You know, you could try and be a bit more polite!"
"Cram it Friendship Girl, Ryou has been telling me that all my life, I don't need you to start!" Bakura folded his arms and began walking faster.
"Whats wrong with him?" Anzu whispered to Ryou.
"He's a bit peeved about the first day of school."
"Oh"
"Hey look! Its Yugi!"
The King of Games, his Hikari, Jounouchi, and Honda were waiting at the curb. Oh yea, Bakura was there but he wasn't making eye contact with anyone. He couldn't go on, seeing he didn't know the way to school.
"Hi Anzu! Hi Ryou!" Greeted Yugi.
"Yugi, good to see you!" Replied Anzu.
"Hi Yami."
"Hello Anzu."
"Um...did everyone forget about me?"
"Haha! Sorry Jou, hi to you too."
"That's more like it!" The blonde duelist said smugly.
"Can we please hurry up? You're friendliness is killing me!"
"You should be more polite Thief"
"Shut up, Pharaoh"
"Come on now, lets all get along!"
The group walked to school. The bell just rung as they took their seats.
"Hello class, my name is Ms. Yoshiko and I am your new teacher.
"Hello Ms. Yoshiko" The class said in unison.
"I hope you all have fun in your Junior year of Domino High! Now, raise your hand if your new to this school."
Several hands rose slowly into the air.
"I want all the new people to introduce themselves one by one and tell us your name and what school you went to before this."
The first one up was the King of Games.
"Hello, my name is Yami Motou."
"Oh, are you Yugi's brother?" One of the students interrupted.
"No, I am his cousin (they agreed to this earlier) I come from Egypt"
"Oh wow! That must really be something to come here from Egypt. Was the plane ride long?"
"What plane ride?"
"Um.....ok.....next!"
"My name is Bakura."
"Oh, and you are Ryou's brother"
"I guess you can say that"
"That means your name is Bakura Bakura?"
"My first name is not something you need to know" (He hadn't thought of one yet)
"Where are you from?"
"Egypt"
"Oh, another Egyptian!"
"Sure....." This woman was seriosly beginning to annoy the Thief.
"Ok, what school did you go to before this?"
"No where, this is my first day." The Thief sat down.
"Alright, then we will have to work you extra hard!"
"Damn....."
"Next!"
"I am Malik Ishtar"
"Let me guess, Egypt"
"Yea, can I sit down now?"
"No, tell us what school you went to"
"I didn't go anywhere, I was stuck in a underground society gaurding the Pharaoh's tomb until recently when I emerged and attempted to kill Yami over ther."
"Hi" Yami waved at Malik.
"What's up Pharaoh?"
"Nothing much"
"Ok!" the teacher interupted. "Malik, please tell the truth next time.
"But-"
"And the last person please stand"
"Marik Ishtar"
"And your Malik's brother from Egypt also, right?"
"Yea, I'm his younger brother."
"And you didn't go to school either before this?"
"Who needs school? Isis is making me go here. If it weren't for Malik, I would have killed her a good long time ago! To see her lifeless body in a puddle of blood would truly be a beautiful sight......"
(O_O) "Well......it looks like we have many new.....special people in our class. All from Egypt as well!"
"Egyptian pride!" Shouted Malik
"Yea! Let the pyramids surpass the trials of time!" Replied the three Yami's.
Everyone in the class just stared a them.
"Ok....since its the first day, I'm just going to let everyone get to know each other."
The class got up and began moving around. Yugi, Jou, Honda, Otogi, Ryou, and Anzu were sitting together. Yami, Malik, Marik, and Bakura were at another table, talking.
"So Gravekeeper, how was your summer?"
"Pharaoh, you and I both know how Nee-san is" Said Malik, leaning his chair back on two legs.
"Yea, really nice..............beautiful............and dreamy.........."
(O_O) "What did you say Pharaoh......." He began pulling out the Rod.
"Um.....she is always mean to you guys?"
"Yea, torturing me and my Hikari all summer! She is evil!"
"I don't think she would do that" Said Yami quietly
"Wow, sounds like your afraid of someone Marik"
"I fear no one Tomb Robber! Remember I can best you in a duel anyday!"
"Sounds like a challenge....I assure you, the last battle was won by luck."
"Stop it you two! Besides, I beat both of you!" Said a grinning Yami.
"Damn Pharaoh," They muttered together.
"School is going to suck...." Malik said dreamily
"I'll just make my Aibou do all my homework."
"You shouldn't treat Ryou like that."
"Quiet, I know how you always make Yugi do all your chores"
"..............."
A girl who had been eyeing the Egyptians finally approached their table.
"Hi cutie" said the girl with purple hair to the Thief. "My name is Miho"
"What makes you think I care?"
"You know, your brother Ryou is a lot more polite than you are! Though your cuter."
"So? Go away"
"Well, then I know he will treat me better" said the girl, grabbing Malik's arm.
"Get off me whore!"
"Jeez! All you Egyptians are so rude!"
"Not me" Said Marik. "In fact, I can take real good care of you...." he said, licking his lips.
O_O "Eep!" She ran off, leaving the four boys laughing.
"Maybe school won't be as bad as I thought."
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"So Yugi, Ryou, how's you get those two to come to school? asked Jou.
"Oh, I called Isis about it and she gave me some really good ideas....." said Ryou, looking a bit on the sinister side. They all laughed at this.
"How was England Ryou?"
"It was smashing Yugi!"
O_O "Ey, why are you talking like that?"
"Well, Jou, I have learned the beauty of their language, much more proper if I do say so."
"Hey buddy," Said Honda, "Keep talking like than and I'm gonna pound your face in!"
"What's wrong with it?"
Jou whispered to Ryou, "Its nothing, just when Honda was young, he got attacked by a clown with a british accent."
"Oh........."
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"Gods this is boring" Said Bakura, glancing at the clock. "Pharaoh, you always have good ideas. What sould we do?"
"Well," Yami looked around the room until his eyes stopped on a boy with brown hair, "I think we should pay the Dragon Master a little visit."
"Piss of the Priest? Let's do it!" They all walked up to Seto Kaiba's desk. He was sitting in the corner by himself reading a book."
"Hey Kaiba!"
"Beat it Yami"
"Come on Kaiba," said Malik wrapping an arm around his shoulders, "we are all friends here!"
"I'll be your friend if you give me Ra."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Oh yes, take Ra! I don't want it!"
"Gods Priest, do you have a stick showed up your butt or something?"
"I don't even know who you are, so don't insult me."
"Grrr......I am the King of Thieves!"
"Right, and I was the High Priest in ancient Egypt" replied Kaiba cooly.
"But you were-"
"Enough, just leave me the hell alone." Kaiba picked up his stuff and moved to another corner of the room.
"What a stiff" Said Bakura, eyeing Kaiba.
"Come on, he's not so bad."
"Yea, when he is in love with you," Said Marik casually.
O_O "What the hell are you talking about?" Questioned the Pharaoh.
"Isn't it obvious?" Malik said, "He is always thinking about you" He fluttered his eyes mockingly.
"He always thinks about beating me!"
Bakura stepped in. "Still, its a lot of thought to give to a single person."
Yami was starting to sweat. "Your all just messing with me."
"No, I'll prove it. Ryou! Get over here!"
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"Sorry guys, I'll be right back." Ryou told his friends.
"What does your dark half want?" questioned Yugi
"Who knows, I just know I'd better listen to him!"
"Ryou walked over to Bakura. "What can I do for you?"
Malik chirpped, "Isn't Kaiba in love with Yami?"
"Of course, everyone knows that!"
(O_O)
"Ok, you can go now" The white-haired boy walked away.
// Good job Ryou \\
\\ Yea, just don't hurt me when we get home //
// I'll think about it \\
Yami hugged his legs and started rocking. His eyes were huge and he kept mumbling things to himself. The three evil guys were trying their hardest not to burst out in laughter.
"Ok class! Lunch time!"
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"Gods! What is this!"
"That's tuna Malik."
"It looks like something I threw up."
The Yami's were sitting with the group for lunch. Of course, they were all a bit hesitant to try out the cafeteria food.
"Well, I'm glad I packed a lunch!"
"You mean I packed a lunch Yami."
"Right Aibou, you packed it."
The Tomb Robber reached into his pocket and for some reason no money was in it. In fact, the only thing in his pocket was a hole.
"DAMMIT!!"
"What? You got something in your precious hair?"
"Shut up Mutt. For your information, I have no money for lunch."
"Sorry, can't help you"
"Yugi?"
"I'm really sorry Bakura, but I don't bring money to school"
"Ryou?"
"Sorry, I already ate my lunch"
"Grrrrr.....Honda?"
"I would never give you money!"
"Cheapskate........Malik? Marik?"
"You think we have money? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Damn." He was starting to get hungry.
"Stop being so mean you guys! Here Bakura." Said Anzu handing his $5.00.
"Yay! Food!" The Tomb Robber took off after that.
"Wow, Anzu, that was nice."
"I just can't stand to see anyone in pain."
"Then why do you give us pain with your friendship lectures?" Said Marik cooly.
*WHACK!*
(X_O) "Ow!"
Bakura came walking back 3 minutes later with some food on a tray. Honestly, you couldn't tell what it was by looking at it. Some jock decided it would be funny to trip him, thinking he was Ryou. He stuck out his leg and........
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bakura fell face-first into his food. The cafeteria broke out in laughter.
"STOP LAUGHING OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!" It had no effect though.
"Grrrrr.......I swear it! You all will die!!!!" Even his so called friends were doubled over in histarics.
"Knock it off everyone!" Anzu spoke up. "What did he ever do to you?!"
"Anzu, stop talking, I don't need you to speak for me."
"Oh, so you need your girlfriend to speak for you?" Asked the jock mockingly. The room was still laughing.
"Grrrrr......." Bakura's ring began to glow and his hair started waving without wind. He held out his hand and.............
*SLAP!*
The laughter died instantly. The jock was on the ground holding his cheek and an enraged Anzu was standing over him.
"WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! Does it make you feel special when you pick on someone else?! People like you make me sick! Go back to the sewer you crawled out from!!!"
Bakura's item stopped glowing. Now, all eyes were on the jock.
"Well, he's a dork! Who cares if he gets hurt?"
"I care! And your a jerk! Go away! Bakura has more friends than you will ever have! You don't deserve the luxury of life!"
"Hey, come on now, he's ok, no harm done. You don't gotta be so mean." The bully was shrinking back in fear and embarassment.
"Just go!" Anzu stomped away and sat down at the table. Bakura was still rooted to the spot. Why did she stand up for him? The noise resumed in the room as if nothing happened.
"Here Thief" Malik, still giggling, handed Bakura a napkin so he could wipe himself off.
\\ Are you ok Bakura? //
// What do you think? \\
\\ Guess thats a yes //
// Tell me, is the Wench this nice to everyone? \\
\\ Yami, don't call her that, Anzu just stood up for you //
// She didn't need to \\
\\ But she did //
"Hah! You look like a freaking tuna!"
"Shut up, at least my hair never poked someone's eye out."
"At least I'm not covered it food!"
"At least my hair isn't pink!"
"Albino!"
"Porccupine!"
"Tomb Raider!"
"Bondage freak!"
"You know, as entertaining as this is, I should tell you class starts in 2 minutes" Said Malik, getting up from his seat.
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Everyone was outside. It was time for P.E. Malik kept complaining that sweats were not stylish and Yami was worried what would happen to his hair if he started to sweat. The P.E. teacher was talking to them.
"Ok! I'm going to pair you off. Every two people to a target." They were doing archery.
"Malik and Marik, Yami and Kaiba, Yugi and Jou, Bakura and Anzu........." He read off the rest of the names.
"I'm with Kaiba?! I can't face him after learning the truth!"
"No worries Pharaoh, he won't try anything......yet" Bakura patted his back, smirking.
"That's no help."
Everyone was now with their partners and at their targets. Bakura knew how to use a bow very well and so did Marik, but for everyone else, it seemed to be their first time."
"YAMI! AIM AWAY FROM ME!!"
"Whoops, sorry Malik"
"Ryou, your holding the bow backwards."
"Hehe, I knew that!"
"OW! YOU HIT ME IN MY LEFT CHEEK!!!!!"
"What are you talking about Kaiba? It was no where near your face!"
"Not that cheek Mutt" -_-
"Holy crap! You shot the principal's car!"
"Someone get him a doctor!"
Bakura ignored the constant babble and was teaching Anzu the proper way to shoot.
"Ok, now pull back, but be careful letting go. You don't want the tail feather to cut your arm."
"Thanks Bakura" She let the arrow go and she actually hit the target, unlike most of the class.
"Not bad, but I can do better."
"Well, you have had more practice."
"Hey woman, I have a question"
"Its Anzu......but what?"
"At lunch........um........why did you do that?"
"It's just I can't stand to see bullies like that! Honestly, I can't stand you either so don't think I am in love with you or anything"
"It was lucky you stepped in, I was about to kill him."
"I'm sure....." She handed the bow to Bakura to let him shoot.
"Are you doubting me? I could beat him down in a second!"
"Violence isn't always the answer."
"That is the only way someone will listen to you"
"Not true, words work so much better"
"You do things your way, I'll do them my way." He let an arrow fly right into the bullseye.
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"Malik, it appears that Yami has an eye for your sister"
"Gee, what tipped you off Tomb Robber?"
Malik, Marik and Bakura were walking home together. They lived close to each other. The rest of the gang decided to hang out at the Kame Game Shop. Malik and Bakura were talking while Marik was chasing squirrels trying to light them on fire (O_O)
"You know, this can be a good thing....."
"How do you figure?"
"Well......" He whispered something into Malik's ear. A smile crept over the Tomb Keeper's face.
"That is true"
"This is my house, I'll leave you to think."
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"So Yami, did you enjoy the first day of school?"
"Ryou, I never want to go back to that Ra forsaken place."
"Oh...."
"Why are you home so early?"
"I don't know. It just got boring over there."
"I see......"
"So school was that bad?"
"Yes"
"It appears you made a new friend though"
"What are you talking about?"
"Anzu"
"That Wench?!"
"I saw how she stood up for you in front of the whole school and how you were helping her in archery. Is there something you want to tell me Yami?"
"If you don't stop......"
"What's wrong? You made a new friend, I think that's great!"
Bakura slugged Ryou across the cheek. The young boy fell to the ground, his face already beginning to swell. Bakura stood over him, his eyes narrowed in a glare. Ryou looked up at him, dumbfounded by his actions.
"Ryou, I did not make a new friend. I do not have friends and even if I did, she wouldn't be one of them!" He walked to the door and opened it.
"I'm going out for a while" Ryou stayed on the ground, still holding his face. Bakura walked out.
"You want to put some ice on that. It will make the swelling go down." He slammed the door shut.
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I hope everyone likes this so far. You can tell my by reviewing ^_^
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I don't own YuGiOh!
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No more talking, on with the story!
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"RYOU!!!!!! Are you bloody serious?!?!"
"Yes Yami, now get ready, we are meeting the gang in about 10 minutes."
"I swear when we get home, I am going to make you wish you were dead."
*gulp*
It was the most dreaded day of the year, the first day of school. Battle City was over and now everyone would have to return to normal life. All the spirits now had their own bodies but also retained their powers.
"Hey Bakura, you want a Pop-Tart?
"Go to hell"
"Is that a no?"
"Just give me the damn Pop-Tart"
"Knew you were hungry" ^_^
Yugi and Ryou agreed on signing both Yami and Bakura up for school. They needed to learn about the modern world. Plus, would you trust them home alone?
"Bakura! Its time to go!"
"Keep your pants on, I'm comming!"
Both were dawned in the traditional school uniform. Bakura's was unbuttoned though, revealing his undershirt and Millenium Ring. Yami gave it back to him. They walked a couple blocks before meeting up with Anzu.
"Hi Anzu!"
"Hi Ryou!.....Bakura" He just nodded when his name was said.
"How was your summer?"
"Oh, just smashing! Bakura and I went to England!"
"How cool! That's where your originally from, right?
"Why yes it is, I learned a lot while I was there!"
"Um...if you two excuse me," Bakura interrupted, "this friendly chatter is making me sick."
"You know, you could try and be a bit more polite!"
"Cram it Friendship Girl, Ryou has been telling me that all my life, I don't need you to start!" Bakura folded his arms and began walking faster.
"Whats wrong with him?" Anzu whispered to Ryou.
"He's a bit peeved about the first day of school."
"Oh"
"Hey look! Its Yugi!"
The King of Games, his Hikari, Jounouchi, and Honda were waiting at the curb. Oh yea, Bakura was there but he wasn't making eye contact with anyone. He couldn't go on, seeing he didn't know the way to school.
"Hi Anzu! Hi Ryou!" Greeted Yugi.
"Yugi, good to see you!" Replied Anzu.
"Hi Yami."
"Hello Anzu."
"Um...did everyone forget about me?"
"Haha! Sorry Jou, hi to you too."
"That's more like it!" The blonde duelist said smugly.
"Can we please hurry up? You're friendliness is killing me!"
"You should be more polite Thief"
"Shut up, Pharaoh"
"Come on now, lets all get along!"
The group walked to school. The bell just rung as they took their seats.
"Hello class, my name is Ms. Yoshiko and I am your new teacher.
"Hello Ms. Yoshiko" The class said in unison.
"I hope you all have fun in your Junior year of Domino High! Now, raise your hand if your new to this school."
Several hands rose slowly into the air.
"I want all the new people to introduce themselves one by one and tell us your name and what school you went to before this."
The first one up was the King of Games.
"Hello, my name is Yami Motou."
"Oh, are you Yugi's brother?" One of the students interrupted.
"No, I am his cousin (they agreed to this earlier) I come from Egypt"
"Oh wow! That must really be something to come here from Egypt. Was the plane ride long?"
"What plane ride?"
"Um.....ok.....next!"
"My name is Bakura."
"Oh, and you are Ryou's brother"
"I guess you can say that"
"That means your name is Bakura Bakura?"
"My first name is not something you need to know" (He hadn't thought of one yet)
"Where are you from?"
"Egypt"
"Oh, another Egyptian!"
"Sure....." This woman was seriosly beginning to annoy the Thief.
"Ok, what school did you go to before this?"
"No where, this is my first day." The Thief sat down.
"Alright, then we will have to work you extra hard!"
"Damn....."
"Next!"
"I am Malik Ishtar"
"Let me guess, Egypt"
"Yea, can I sit down now?"
"No, tell us what school you went to"
"I didn't go anywhere, I was stuck in a underground society gaurding the Pharaoh's tomb until recently when I emerged and attempted to kill Yami over ther."
"Hi" Yami waved at Malik.
"What's up Pharaoh?"
"Nothing much"
"Ok!" the teacher interupted. "Malik, please tell the truth next time.
"But-"
"And the last person please stand"
"Marik Ishtar"
"And your Malik's brother from Egypt also, right?"
"Yea, I'm his younger brother."
"And you didn't go to school either before this?"
"Who needs school? Isis is making me go here. If it weren't for Malik, I would have killed her a good long time ago! To see her lifeless body in a puddle of blood would truly be a beautiful sight......"
(O_O) "Well......it looks like we have many new.....special people in our class. All from Egypt as well!"
"Egyptian pride!" Shouted Malik
"Yea! Let the pyramids surpass the trials of time!" Replied the three Yami's.
Everyone in the class just stared a them.
"Ok....since its the first day, I'm just going to let everyone get to know each other."
The class got up and began moving around. Yugi, Jou, Honda, Otogi, Ryou, and Anzu were sitting together. Yami, Malik, Marik, and Bakura were at another table, talking.
"So Gravekeeper, how was your summer?"
"Pharaoh, you and I both know how Nee-san is" Said Malik, leaning his chair back on two legs.
"Yea, really nice..............beautiful............and dreamy.........."
(O_O) "What did you say Pharaoh......." He began pulling out the Rod.
"Um.....she is always mean to you guys?"
"Yea, torturing me and my Hikari all summer! She is evil!"
"I don't think she would do that" Said Yami quietly
"Wow, sounds like your afraid of someone Marik"
"I fear no one Tomb Robber! Remember I can best you in a duel anyday!"
"Sounds like a challenge....I assure you, the last battle was won by luck."
"Stop it you two! Besides, I beat both of you!" Said a grinning Yami.
"Damn Pharaoh," They muttered together.
"School is going to suck...." Malik said dreamily
"I'll just make my Aibou do all my homework."
"You shouldn't treat Ryou like that."
"Quiet, I know how you always make Yugi do all your chores"
"..............."
A girl who had been eyeing the Egyptians finally approached their table.
"Hi cutie" said the girl with purple hair to the Thief. "My name is Miho"
"What makes you think I care?"
"You know, your brother Ryou is a lot more polite than you are! Though your cuter."
"So? Go away"
"Well, then I know he will treat me better" said the girl, grabbing Malik's arm.
"Get off me whore!"
"Jeez! All you Egyptians are so rude!"
"Not me" Said Marik. "In fact, I can take real good care of you...." he said, licking his lips.
O_O "Eep!" She ran off, leaving the four boys laughing.
"Maybe school won't be as bad as I thought."
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"So Yugi, Ryou, how's you get those two to come to school? asked Jou.
"Oh, I called Isis about it and she gave me some really good ideas....." said Ryou, looking a bit on the sinister side. They all laughed at this.
"How was England Ryou?"
"It was smashing Yugi!"
O_O "Ey, why are you talking like that?"
"Well, Jou, I have learned the beauty of their language, much more proper if I do say so."
"Hey buddy," Said Honda, "Keep talking like than and I'm gonna pound your face in!"
"What's wrong with it?"
Jou whispered to Ryou, "Its nothing, just when Honda was young, he got attacked by a clown with a british accent."
"Oh........."
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"Gods this is boring" Said Bakura, glancing at the clock. "Pharaoh, you always have good ideas. What sould we do?"
"Well," Yami looked around the room until his eyes stopped on a boy with brown hair, "I think we should pay the Dragon Master a little visit."
"Piss of the Priest? Let's do it!" They all walked up to Seto Kaiba's desk. He was sitting in the corner by himself reading a book."
"Hey Kaiba!"
"Beat it Yami"
"Come on Kaiba," said Malik wrapping an arm around his shoulders, "we are all friends here!"
"I'll be your friend if you give me Ra."
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Oh yes, take Ra! I don't want it!"
"Gods Priest, do you have a stick showed up your butt or something?"
"I don't even know who you are, so don't insult me."
"Grrr......I am the King of Thieves!"
"Right, and I was the High Priest in ancient Egypt" replied Kaiba cooly.
"But you were-"
"Enough, just leave me the hell alone." Kaiba picked up his stuff and moved to another corner of the room.
"What a stiff" Said Bakura, eyeing Kaiba.
"Come on, he's not so bad."
"Yea, when he is in love with you," Said Marik casually.
O_O "What the hell are you talking about?" Questioned the Pharaoh.
"Isn't it obvious?" Malik said, "He is always thinking about you" He fluttered his eyes mockingly.
"He always thinks about beating me!"
Bakura stepped in. "Still, its a lot of thought to give to a single person."
Yami was starting to sweat. "Your all just messing with me."
"No, I'll prove it. Ryou! Get over here!"
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"Sorry guys, I'll be right back." Ryou told his friends.
"What does your dark half want?" questioned Yugi
"Who knows, I just know I'd better listen to him!"
"Ryou walked over to Bakura. "What can I do for you?"
Malik chirpped, "Isn't Kaiba in love with Yami?"
"Of course, everyone knows that!"
(O_O)
"Ok, you can go now" The white-haired boy walked away.
// Good job Ryou \\
\\ Yea, just don't hurt me when we get home //
// I'll think about it \\
Yami hugged his legs and started rocking. His eyes were huge and he kept mumbling things to himself. The three evil guys were trying their hardest not to burst out in laughter.
"Ok class! Lunch time!"
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"Gods! What is this!"
"That's tuna Malik."
"It looks like something I threw up."
The Yami's were sitting with the group for lunch. Of course, they were all a bit hesitant to try out the cafeteria food.
"Well, I'm glad I packed a lunch!"
"You mean I packed a lunch Yami."
"Right Aibou, you packed it."
The Tomb Robber reached into his pocket and for some reason no money was in it. In fact, the only thing in his pocket was a hole.
"DAMMIT!!"
"What? You got something in your precious hair?"
"Shut up Mutt. For your information, I have no money for lunch."
"Sorry, can't help you"
"Yugi?"
"I'm really sorry Bakura, but I don't bring money to school"
"Ryou?"
"Sorry, I already ate my lunch"
"Grrrrr.....Honda?"
"I would never give you money!"
"Cheapskate........Malik? Marik?"
"You think we have money? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"Damn." He was starting to get hungry.
"Stop being so mean you guys! Here Bakura." Said Anzu handing his $5.00.
"Yay! Food!" The Tomb Robber took off after that.
"Wow, Anzu, that was nice."
"I just can't stand to see anyone in pain."
"Then why do you give us pain with your friendship lectures?" Said Marik cooly.
*WHACK!*
(X_O) "Ow!"
Bakura came walking back 3 minutes later with some food on a tray. Honestly, you couldn't tell what it was by looking at it. Some jock decided it would be funny to trip him, thinking he was Ryou. He stuck out his leg and........
"AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bakura fell face-first into his food. The cafeteria broke out in laughter.
"STOP LAUGHING OR I'LL KILL YOU ALL!!!!!" It had no effect though.
"Grrrrr.......I swear it! You all will die!!!!" Even his so called friends were doubled over in histarics.
"Knock it off everyone!" Anzu spoke up. "What did he ever do to you?!"
"Anzu, stop talking, I don't need you to speak for me."
"Oh, so you need your girlfriend to speak for you?" Asked the jock mockingly. The room was still laughing.
"Grrrrr......." Bakura's ring began to glow and his hair started waving without wind. He held out his hand and.............
*SLAP!*
The laughter died instantly. The jock was on the ground holding his cheek and an enraged Anzu was standing over him.
"WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?! Does it make you feel special when you pick on someone else?! People like you make me sick! Go back to the sewer you crawled out from!!!"
Bakura's item stopped glowing. Now, all eyes were on the jock.
"Well, he's a dork! Who cares if he gets hurt?"
"I care! And your a jerk! Go away! Bakura has more friends than you will ever have! You don't deserve the luxury of life!"
"Hey, come on now, he's ok, no harm done. You don't gotta be so mean." The bully was shrinking back in fear and embarassment.
"Just go!" Anzu stomped away and sat down at the table. Bakura was still rooted to the spot. Why did she stand up for him? The noise resumed in the room as if nothing happened.
"Here Thief" Malik, still giggling, handed Bakura a napkin so he could wipe himself off.
\\ Are you ok Bakura? //
// What do you think? \\
\\ Guess thats a yes //
// Tell me, is the Wench this nice to everyone? \\
\\ Yami, don't call her that, Anzu just stood up for you //
// She didn't need to \\
\\ But she did //
"Hah! You look like a freaking tuna!"
"Shut up, at least my hair never poked someone's eye out."
"At least I'm not covered it food!"
"At least my hair isn't pink!"
"Albino!"
"Porccupine!"
"Tomb Raider!"
"Bondage freak!"
"You know, as entertaining as this is, I should tell you class starts in 2 minutes" Said Malik, getting up from his seat.
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Everyone was outside. It was time for P.E. Malik kept complaining that sweats were not stylish and Yami was worried what would happen to his hair if he started to sweat. The P.E. teacher was talking to them.
"Ok! I'm going to pair you off. Every two people to a target." They were doing archery.
"Malik and Marik, Yami and Kaiba, Yugi and Jou, Bakura and Anzu........." He read off the rest of the names.
"I'm with Kaiba?! I can't face him after learning the truth!"
"No worries Pharaoh, he won't try anything......yet" Bakura patted his back, smirking.
"That's no help."
Everyone was now with their partners and at their targets. Bakura knew how to use a bow very well and so did Marik, but for everyone else, it seemed to be their first time."
"YAMI! AIM AWAY FROM ME!!"
"Whoops, sorry Malik"
"Ryou, your holding the bow backwards."
"Hehe, I knew that!"
"OW! YOU HIT ME IN MY LEFT CHEEK!!!!!"
"What are you talking about Kaiba? It was no where near your face!"
"Not that cheek Mutt" -_-
"Holy crap! You shot the principal's car!"
"Someone get him a doctor!"
Bakura ignored the constant babble and was teaching Anzu the proper way to shoot.
"Ok, now pull back, but be careful letting go. You don't want the tail feather to cut your arm."
"Thanks Bakura" She let the arrow go and she actually hit the target, unlike most of the class.
"Not bad, but I can do better."
"Well, you have had more practice."
"Hey woman, I have a question"
"Its Anzu......but what?"
"At lunch........um........why did you do that?"
"It's just I can't stand to see bullies like that! Honestly, I can't stand you either so don't think I am in love with you or anything"
"It was lucky you stepped in, I was about to kill him."
"I'm sure....." She handed the bow to Bakura to let him shoot.
"Are you doubting me? I could beat him down in a second!"
"Violence isn't always the answer."
"That is the only way someone will listen to you"
"Not true, words work so much better"
"You do things your way, I'll do them my way." He let an arrow fly right into the bullseye.
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"Malik, it appears that Yami has an eye for your sister"
"Gee, what tipped you off Tomb Robber?"
Malik, Marik and Bakura were walking home together. They lived close to each other. The rest of the gang decided to hang out at the Kame Game Shop. Malik and Bakura were talking while Marik was chasing squirrels trying to light them on fire (O_O)
"You know, this can be a good thing....."
"How do you figure?"
"Well......" He whispered something into Malik's ear. A smile crept over the Tomb Keeper's face.
"That is true"
"This is my house, I'll leave you to think."
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"So Yami, did you enjoy the first day of school?"
"Ryou, I never want to go back to that Ra forsaken place."
"Oh...."
"Why are you home so early?"
"I don't know. It just got boring over there."
"I see......"
"So school was that bad?"
"Yes"
"It appears you made a new friend though"
"What are you talking about?"
"Anzu"
"That Wench?!"
"I saw how she stood up for you in front of the whole school and how you were helping her in archery. Is there something you want to tell me Yami?"
"If you don't stop......"
"What's wrong? You made a new friend, I think that's great!"
Bakura slugged Ryou across the cheek. The young boy fell to the ground, his face already beginning to swell. Bakura stood over him, his eyes narrowed in a glare. Ryou looked up at him, dumbfounded by his actions.
"Ryou, I did not make a new friend. I do not have friends and even if I did, she wouldn't be one of them!" He walked to the door and opened it.
"I'm going out for a while" Ryou stayed on the ground, still holding his face. Bakura walked out.
"You want to put some ice on that. It will make the swelling go down." He slammed the door shut.
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