A/N: Hi we are Val and Kelly!
Yeah so this is our first combined fic Val would be writing half and I (Kelly) will be writing the other half! We just thought of this when I was wqalking back to her house after getting my stuff
We thought of a hole list and so here is our first fic:
SHRINK
Hiei was lying in a tree waiting for his friend, Kurama, to get out of school. He spotted the school shrink. He spied on the shrink giving a boy advise to some of his problems. Hiei thought of the fun he could have controlling the mind of small ningens. Once the boy left Hiei entered the room and in a nanosecond the shrink was tied up inside the closets. He checked the shrinks plan book to see what kid was coming next. It said Casadia Dryford at 10:15. It was 10:13.
Just then a girl with red hair that was done in a French braid came in. Hiei silently cursed himself 'Dam this girl is ugly' She was a good 2 feet taller than Hiei, with very dangly limbs. Her face was covered in freckles and acne and she also had a headset for her braces. Not to mention she looked like she hasn't taken a shower in over a month, she also smelled the part. Pinching his nose Hiei glared at the "thing"
"Hi" she said with a high screechy voice that reminded Hiei of Botan "I am Casadia Dryford I am here on account of my depression."
"hn" he responded with total discust
"All the kids are making fun of me because of what I look like" she bursted out in tears flooding the place
"STOP CRYING INSCOLENT FOOL"
"a-a-and t-that Urameshi is the worst of 'em! I quote 'You look like a donkey and smell like one too!' he is such a man! I mean I bet he doesn't know one thing about donkeys. In Egyptian Himar means donkey! And does he know what a donkey smells like. Well, I'll tell you they smell like rats ass! I certainly is not a rat's ass I am a human being..."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP MORTAL! YUSUKE IS RIGHT DAMN IT YOU HAVE THE GRAND LOOKS OF A DONKEY, WHATEVER THOSE ARE! BUT YOU ARE TO BE MADE FUN OF! YOU CALL YOURSELF A NINGEN YOU ARE MORE OF A DEMON YOU FRICKEN LOOK THE PART!"
"What are you talking about? ningen? Demon? Aren't demons fake?"
by this comment Hiei was boiling mad. FAKE us FAKE. Really that woman is so ignorant to see what is in front of her ass like face. He should just kill her now, nobody would realize?
Just then Hiei ripped off his bandana and opened his jagan eye and controlled the weak minded ningen. Hiei made the child wake over to the principal in the next room and took his toupee, gave him a wedgie, and flicked his nose. The principal chased the girl around the school and when she reached the girls bathroom and threw the toupee in the girls bathroom and stopped she did not realize what she had done and was dragged to detention.
Hiei just watched and snickered. It was 10:30 and the plan book said there would be a kid named Chris Anddalin at 10:35.
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End of chapter Do u like! If u do and if ya dont then review comment suggest and flame! I kinda made Botan have a dumb blonde type attitude! Which is the type of attitude both me and val have at the moment because we cont spell the simplisest words!!
K: Well I find it funny V: I concur K: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA V: MUHAHAHA K: -_-;; that's my line foolish mortal V: no its mine human K: OOHH I am shaking in my little cowboy boots! and i am not a human I am half Ice Appirishentist and half kitsune V: well i am not a mortal and you do not own boots K: how would u know? V: because I am ur BESTEST friend in the whole entire world K: oh kk R&R Bye V: Bye
Yeah so this is our first combined fic Val would be writing half and I (Kelly) will be writing the other half! We just thought of this when I was wqalking back to her house after getting my stuff
We thought of a hole list and so here is our first fic:
SHRINK
Hiei was lying in a tree waiting for his friend, Kurama, to get out of school. He spotted the school shrink. He spied on the shrink giving a boy advise to some of his problems. Hiei thought of the fun he could have controlling the mind of small ningens. Once the boy left Hiei entered the room and in a nanosecond the shrink was tied up inside the closets. He checked the shrinks plan book to see what kid was coming next. It said Casadia Dryford at 10:15. It was 10:13.
Just then a girl with red hair that was done in a French braid came in. Hiei silently cursed himself 'Dam this girl is ugly' She was a good 2 feet taller than Hiei, with very dangly limbs. Her face was covered in freckles and acne and she also had a headset for her braces. Not to mention she looked like she hasn't taken a shower in over a month, she also smelled the part. Pinching his nose Hiei glared at the "thing"
"Hi" she said with a high screechy voice that reminded Hiei of Botan "I am Casadia Dryford I am here on account of my depression."
"hn" he responded with total discust
"All the kids are making fun of me because of what I look like" she bursted out in tears flooding the place
"STOP CRYING INSCOLENT FOOL"
"a-a-and t-that Urameshi is the worst of 'em! I quote 'You look like a donkey and smell like one too!' he is such a man! I mean I bet he doesn't know one thing about donkeys. In Egyptian Himar means donkey! And does he know what a donkey smells like. Well, I'll tell you they smell like rats ass! I certainly is not a rat's ass I am a human being..."
"SHUT THE FUCK UP MORTAL! YUSUKE IS RIGHT DAMN IT YOU HAVE THE GRAND LOOKS OF A DONKEY, WHATEVER THOSE ARE! BUT YOU ARE TO BE MADE FUN OF! YOU CALL YOURSELF A NINGEN YOU ARE MORE OF A DEMON YOU FRICKEN LOOK THE PART!"
"What are you talking about? ningen? Demon? Aren't demons fake?"
by this comment Hiei was boiling mad. FAKE us FAKE. Really that woman is so ignorant to see what is in front of her ass like face. He should just kill her now, nobody would realize?
Just then Hiei ripped off his bandana and opened his jagan eye and controlled the weak minded ningen. Hiei made the child wake over to the principal in the next room and took his toupee, gave him a wedgie, and flicked his nose. The principal chased the girl around the school and when she reached the girls bathroom and threw the toupee in the girls bathroom and stopped she did not realize what she had done and was dragged to detention.
Hiei just watched and snickered. It was 10:30 and the plan book said there would be a kid named Chris Anddalin at 10:35.
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End of chapter Do u like! If u do and if ya dont then review comment suggest and flame! I kinda made Botan have a dumb blonde type attitude! Which is the type of attitude both me and val have at the moment because we cont spell the simplisest words!!
K: Well I find it funny V: I concur K: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA V: MUHAHAHA K: -_-;; that's my line foolish mortal V: no its mine human K: OOHH I am shaking in my little cowboy boots! and i am not a human I am half Ice Appirishentist and half kitsune V: well i am not a mortal and you do not own boots K: how would u know? V: because I am ur BESTEST friend in the whole entire world K: oh kk R&R Bye V: Bye