Sandy~Here, my friends, is the end.
Vicky~WHY?! ::cries::
Sandy~::comforts Vicky~It's okay, V. It's okay...We'll all miss this...
Vicky~::sigh::....Buh-bye...
Chibis~...Bye-byez?...Awwww....::cries::WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Snape~YES! ^______^
Everybody else~o.0....Moving on....
~:~The Final Showdown~:~
Sirius stirred in his bed.
"mphglrrble,"he mumbled incoherently, finding that his voice sounded...deeper.
"Huh?...What the-"
He sat up, realizing that everything now looked...lower.
With a surprised look on his sexy face, he examined his body in front of the mirror.
He was back!...Well....In adult form! ^__^ Hehe...Moving on....
Sirius was doing backflips, yes backflips, when Remus ran in, once again the tall sexy adult he once was.
"Sirius, I-"
"I'm me again! WEEE!"
Remus quirked an eyebrow.
"Okaaaaay...Shall we go see if Harry-"
As is on cue, Harry ran in, now tall...er-tallER that he had been...Harry, even as a teenager, was still short...Laugh with me people!
"Oh, you turned back too-What is he doing?,"Harry said.
Remus shrugged as Sirius stopped his rather disturbing happy dance.
"Okay....Hey, did Snape turn back?,"Sirius asked.
Remus grinned evilly, as did Harry and Sirius.
"Why don't we go see, hm?,"Harry suggested.
"Fine by me,"Sirius and Remus said in unison.
~Snape's Quarters~
Severus Snape lay in the large green and black satin clad bed, head covered by sheets.
"Oh SEVVIE!,"came a rather obnoxious, yet smooth, voice,"Wake up, you sod!"
Apparently Sirius had discovered the secret password to Sev's rooms.
"What is it,"came a tired voice from under the sheets.
Without thinking, Sirius whipped the sheets off of the bed...
....
....
....
AND THAT WAS IT! ^_^
....Naw, we won't play you like that! We're not THAT evil! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!....-Anyways....
...He pulled off the sheets to find Snape, still as much a female as ever.
"He's still a woman!,"Harry exclaimed, bursting into gales of uncontrollable laughter, along with his company, save Sev.
"What do you want?,"Snape hissed, his...HER eyes narrowing at them.
She expected to see chibis, but instead, saw two full grown men and a teenage boy...staring at her...while she lay in bed...with barely anything on....Uh-oh....
With a piercing scream like a train whistle, Severus pulled the sheets over body and chased them out.
"GetoutgetoutgetoutGETOUT!,"she screeched, pounding on their heads with her shoe.
Remus, being the smart one of the bunch, tried to cast a body binding spell, only to have his words mussed up as Severus hit him in the face with her shoe.
The spell, now s0mething unknown, shot out of Remus wand (no, not THAT wand you perverted freaks!) and hit Severus in the stomach, causing her to fall over, once again covered by the sheets.
As the smoke cleared (this is an expression, people. There wasn't really any smoke. Just shoe marks on faces and pain), the three looked to the floor to see the sheet covered lump that was Severus.
"Owww,"Remus moaned, rubbing his right cheek where the shoe had hit him...poor little cutie...
The mass of sheets stirred and a moan penetrated the air.
"What the hell?"
Sirius' eyes went wide. He recognized that voice.
"Sev's back,"he muttered,"Come on, guys. Let's go before he-"
"Lupin, waht did you do?!,"a baratone voice yelled,"I-...Hey!...My voice....MY BODY!...I'M ME AGAIN!"
Once again, we take witness to another, yet much more disturbing, happy dance...The mere image is poisoning our minds...Ewwww...
Harry, being the most humble and shy of the bunch, blushed in embarrassment for his professor.
"Okay, enough dancing, Severus said, magicking himself a pair of robes and putting them on,"Now, OUT!"
Harry, Remus, and Sirius were instantly thrown out onto thier rather cute behinds...
~A Month Later~
The school year had started again. Remus was once again teaching DADA, and Severus was angry about it. To make it worse, Sirius was now teaching Charms, as Flitwick had had a very...nasty accident over the summer involving wart removal charms and cherry soda...Don't even ask.
Anyways, the school had returned to normal...or at least whatever you wanna consider normal with the people we're dealing with.
Students worked and complained about Severus. Sirius and Remus pulled pranks. Harry was short and adorable and Albus....Let's not hurt Harry's eyes anymore, okay?
...And the chibi/shemale incident had got forgotten...Or at so Severus thought...
One day, on his way to breakfast in the Great Hall, Severus passed by a rather degrading photo hanging from the ceiling by the boys bathroom.
...A picture of a mysterious black haired woman that looked bit like Mariah Carey...
"Oh shit,"Sev muttered.
He pulled the pictured down and crumpled it.
...But as soon as he did, he spotted another one on the floor.
Crumpling that one up, he found another...
....And another...
...And another...
...And another...
...Until....
He reached the Great Hall.
He looked up to the Head Table and saw the same picture hanging above his seat, blown up to about 200 times its size with the words "She-Male Snape" in glowing green letteres on top.
Severus, in shock, did not notice the giggles and sniggered and pointing fingers...
He only notice Sirius and Remus laughing.
With a look of pure rage, Severus ran up to the werewolf and ex-con.
"I'LL KILL YOU!,"he yelled.
Remus and Sirius, almost screaming in fear, ran away. But not until....
"Chibus!,"Severus yelled, his wand (no, not THAT wand, you perverts! Jeez!) pointing towards them.
With a flash of baby blue light, the two men shrunk down to...CHIBIS! YAY! ^_^
Sirius, who had been enjoying his aduly for again, sat down on his chibby chibi behind and....sobbed.
He sobbed.
He cried.
He wailed.
He-
"SHUT UP!,"Sirius yelled,"CAN'T YOU SEE I'M HAVING A BAD MOMENT HERE!"
Well jeez...Sor-RY, Mister Chibi.
Suddenly Hermione walked over.
"Aw! You and Remus don't look happy Sirius. How about a song!"
Remus and Sirius looked at each other in fear.
"ABCD-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
~:~Fin~:~
Sandy~The end, people!
Vicky~Das it!
Sandy~It's finished!
Vicky~...You know what this means, right?
Sandy~...Umm...Party?
Vicky~No....SNUGGLE THE CHIBIS! ^__^
Chibi Remus~O.O....Aw man, not again!
Chibi Sirius~NOOOOOOOOO!
Sandy and Vicky~::drag the chibis away::
BYE PEOPLE! REVIEW AND READ OUR OTHER STORIES! ^_^
Vicky~WHY?! ::cries::
Sandy~::comforts Vicky~It's okay, V. It's okay...We'll all miss this...
Vicky~::sigh::....Buh-bye...
Chibis~...Bye-byez?...Awwww....::cries::WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Snape~YES! ^______^
Everybody else~o.0....Moving on....
~:~The Final Showdown~:~
Sirius stirred in his bed.
"mphglrrble,"he mumbled incoherently, finding that his voice sounded...deeper.
"Huh?...What the-"
He sat up, realizing that everything now looked...lower.
With a surprised look on his sexy face, he examined his body in front of the mirror.
He was back!...Well....In adult form! ^__^ Hehe...Moving on....
Sirius was doing backflips, yes backflips, when Remus ran in, once again the tall sexy adult he once was.
"Sirius, I-"
"I'm me again! WEEE!"
Remus quirked an eyebrow.
"Okaaaaay...Shall we go see if Harry-"
As is on cue, Harry ran in, now tall...er-tallER that he had been...Harry, even as a teenager, was still short...Laugh with me people!
"Oh, you turned back too-What is he doing?,"Harry said.
Remus shrugged as Sirius stopped his rather disturbing happy dance.
"Okay....Hey, did Snape turn back?,"Sirius asked.
Remus grinned evilly, as did Harry and Sirius.
"Why don't we go see, hm?,"Harry suggested.
"Fine by me,"Sirius and Remus said in unison.
~Snape's Quarters~
Severus Snape lay in the large green and black satin clad bed, head covered by sheets.
"Oh SEVVIE!,"came a rather obnoxious, yet smooth, voice,"Wake up, you sod!"
Apparently Sirius had discovered the secret password to Sev's rooms.
"What is it,"came a tired voice from under the sheets.
Without thinking, Sirius whipped the sheets off of the bed...
....
....
....
AND THAT WAS IT! ^_^
....Naw, we won't play you like that! We're not THAT evil! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!....-Anyways....
...He pulled off the sheets to find Snape, still as much a female as ever.
"He's still a woman!,"Harry exclaimed, bursting into gales of uncontrollable laughter, along with his company, save Sev.
"What do you want?,"Snape hissed, his...HER eyes narrowing at them.
She expected to see chibis, but instead, saw two full grown men and a teenage boy...staring at her...while she lay in bed...with barely anything on....Uh-oh....
With a piercing scream like a train whistle, Severus pulled the sheets over body and chased them out.
"GetoutgetoutgetoutGETOUT!,"she screeched, pounding on their heads with her shoe.
Remus, being the smart one of the bunch, tried to cast a body binding spell, only to have his words mussed up as Severus hit him in the face with her shoe.
The spell, now s0mething unknown, shot out of Remus wand (no, not THAT wand you perverted freaks!) and hit Severus in the stomach, causing her to fall over, once again covered by the sheets.
As the smoke cleared (this is an expression, people. There wasn't really any smoke. Just shoe marks on faces and pain), the three looked to the floor to see the sheet covered lump that was Severus.
"Owww,"Remus moaned, rubbing his right cheek where the shoe had hit him...poor little cutie...
The mass of sheets stirred and a moan penetrated the air.
"What the hell?"
Sirius' eyes went wide. He recognized that voice.
"Sev's back,"he muttered,"Come on, guys. Let's go before he-"
"Lupin, waht did you do?!,"a baratone voice yelled,"I-...Hey!...My voice....MY BODY!...I'M ME AGAIN!"
Once again, we take witness to another, yet much more disturbing, happy dance...The mere image is poisoning our minds...Ewwww...
Harry, being the most humble and shy of the bunch, blushed in embarrassment for his professor.
"Okay, enough dancing, Severus said, magicking himself a pair of robes and putting them on,"Now, OUT!"
Harry, Remus, and Sirius were instantly thrown out onto thier rather cute behinds...
~A Month Later~
The school year had started again. Remus was once again teaching DADA, and Severus was angry about it. To make it worse, Sirius was now teaching Charms, as Flitwick had had a very...nasty accident over the summer involving wart removal charms and cherry soda...Don't even ask.
Anyways, the school had returned to normal...or at least whatever you wanna consider normal with the people we're dealing with.
Students worked and complained about Severus. Sirius and Remus pulled pranks. Harry was short and adorable and Albus....Let's not hurt Harry's eyes anymore, okay?
...And the chibi/shemale incident had got forgotten...Or at so Severus thought...
One day, on his way to breakfast in the Great Hall, Severus passed by a rather degrading photo hanging from the ceiling by the boys bathroom.
...A picture of a mysterious black haired woman that looked bit like Mariah Carey...
"Oh shit,"Sev muttered.
He pulled the pictured down and crumpled it.
...But as soon as he did, he spotted another one on the floor.
Crumpling that one up, he found another...
....And another...
...And another...
...And another...
...Until....
He reached the Great Hall.
He looked up to the Head Table and saw the same picture hanging above his seat, blown up to about 200 times its size with the words "She-Male Snape" in glowing green letteres on top.
Severus, in shock, did not notice the giggles and sniggered and pointing fingers...
He only notice Sirius and Remus laughing.
With a look of pure rage, Severus ran up to the werewolf and ex-con.
"I'LL KILL YOU!,"he yelled.
Remus and Sirius, almost screaming in fear, ran away. But not until....
"Chibus!,"Severus yelled, his wand (no, not THAT wand, you perverts! Jeez!) pointing towards them.
With a flash of baby blue light, the two men shrunk down to...CHIBIS! YAY! ^_^
Sirius, who had been enjoying his aduly for again, sat down on his chibby chibi behind and....sobbed.
He sobbed.
He cried.
He wailed.
He-
"SHUT UP!,"Sirius yelled,"CAN'T YOU SEE I'M HAVING A BAD MOMENT HERE!"
Well jeez...Sor-RY, Mister Chibi.
Suddenly Hermione walked over.
"Aw! You and Remus don't look happy Sirius. How about a song!"
Remus and Sirius looked at each other in fear.
"ABCD-"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
~:~Fin~:~
Sandy~The end, people!
Vicky~Das it!
Sandy~It's finished!
Vicky~...You know what this means, right?
Sandy~...Umm...Party?
Vicky~No....SNUGGLE THE CHIBIS! ^__^
Chibi Remus~O.O....Aw man, not again!
Chibi Sirius~NOOOOOOOOO!
Sandy and Vicky~::drag the chibis away::
BYE PEOPLE! REVIEW AND READ OUR OTHER STORIES! ^_^