Akutenshi~SQUEE! NEW IDEA!
Youkai~Remember, we don't own it! DO NOT SUE!
~Chappie One~
Remus Lupin sat in his favorite chair in his new home. Yes, you heard right, NEW HOME. Remus isn't as poor as he appears. In fact, he's LOADED! I mean loaded like fat man on burritos! He's friggin RICH! He just sees no need to buy new things unless totally necessary...which is why he went out a bought himself a new house, which was almost mansion sized, a new wardrobe, complete with robes to complement his eyes, and enough books to keep him entertained for years.
But, with every good thing you get, you get a negativity. His best friend, and only surving Marauder besides himself, Sirius Black had been cleared of all charges a few months ago. He had planned to have Harry live with him...but had no house. So, while Sirius was having a house built, he offered to let him stay with him. That was mistake number one.
Mistake number two, letting Harry, whom was now 15, stay with Sirius. Not that Remus didn't like Harry, but the boy was too much like his father. And whenever James and Sirius were within a mile of each other, things tended to get a little...explosive, persay.
But, back to the story. Remus was sitting in his favorite chair in his study. He was curled up with a book. And not just any nook, but a book that Hermione wouldn't be able to finish without a few gallons of coffee.
But, moving on, laying on the small table next to him lay a cup of tea, loaded with sugar, and a few economy size bags of some kind of muggle candy he liked. Hersheys kisses to be exact. But don't worry about it. Our furry friend won't end up all fat and ugly. He could sit on his butt for a week eating nothing but sugar, and gain only a pound or so. Yup, I know some of you girls are jealous. But don't be mad 'cause he's got a faster metabolism! But for the rest of you who like that image, please read on! ^__^
Remus turned the page in the chapter containing information on veelas. He picked up his cup of tea to take a small sip, as it was still kind of hot. But, as he raised it to his lips...BOOM! A crash came from upstairs, signalling that
A)Sirius had fallen out of bed
B)Harry had pushed Sirius out of bed
C)The two were cooking up havoc
Remus, not expecting this, was startled and spilled his tea all over his favorite pants. He growled and dried them with a spell on his was down to the livingroom.
As he stepped in, he gave a squeak of horror. The cusions on the couch were out of place, there was mud on the floor, and his walls now were a dingy olive instead of the usual navy and sky blue. "SIRIUS BLACK AND HARRY POTTER, GET OUT HERE!," he yelled.
Harry's locks of raven hair emerged from behing the black couch. Sirius long tangles came from in the closet. "What have I told you two about making a mess?," whined Remus. Harry and Sirius creeped out more, expecting him to yell at them, but instead getting pitiful whining.
"Calm down, Remskie, we'll clear it up," said Sirius, grinning at the use of Remus' nickname. Remus scowled at him. His mother had used that name when he was 4, and it STILL haunted him! "Yesm well, please keep it down...Oh! And mop the floor. There's a special cleaning solution in the closet. DO NOT TAKE THE BOTTLE ON THE LEFT!," he warned," It's dangerously....dangerous..."
Remus stalked up the stairs before the two could protest. "Nice going, Padfoot," said Harry, pouting. "ACK! You wound me!," mocked Sirius, holding his hand over his heart. The two chuckled and made their way to cleaning. First the mud, then the walls, afterwards the kitchens, and finally...they were going to mop.
The two were at the closet staring at two identical bottles. "Which one were we supposed to take?," saked Sirius. "Which are we NOT supposed to take?," said Harry. The two did eeny meeny miney mo to fugure it out, picking the one on the left....Uh-oh... O.O''
The two were beginning to mop with the sweet smelling liquid. Sirius moved his mop too quickly and a little of the solution splattered onto Harry and himself.
Their skin burned and their insides twisted. Before they surrendered to darkness, Harry let out a piercing scream.
Remus had been reading silently again when a scream filled his ears. With one swift movement, he got up and ran downstairs. "Harry? Sirius? Har-WOAH!"
Remus had entered the kitchen to see two people on his floor. Two rather...tiny people. Chibis to be precise. One with messy black hair and oversized glasses. He looked no older than about 2. Another one lay next to him. His one with shoulder length black hair in a ponytail. This one also no older than two. Both of them adorable!
"Awwwwww...cute," said Remus, admiring the cuteness of the two on his floor. Then he remembered something. THE BOTTLES! Remus ran to the closet to see the left one missing. "Sirius, you idiot," he sighed.
When he returned, he found the two small people waking up. "Wemmie?," said the smaller chibi, which is Harry. He noticed that his voice was higher and...squeaky and demented? "WHAT'S WONG WITH MY-AHHHHHHH!" Harry had spotted Sirius next to him. "Harry, what-....what the hell! CURSE YOU WEMUS! CUUUURRRRSE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!," howled the long haired chibi, having goten a look at himself in the glass of a nearby window.
Remus gave them a look of sympathy. "Well....at least your cute...," he said, trying to calm them. Sirius, being the peacock he is, shut up and began to admire himself. "I am cute, aren't I?," he said pompously. Harry rolled his huge green eyes. "Siwius, you-..aw hell, I can't even talk wight!....DAMNIT!," cursed the small chibi, fuming, although looking quite adorable doing it.
Remus had to stifle a laugh. Come on you two. It's time ou-NOOOOOOOOOO!" Remus wailed as Sirius dunked him hand into the bucket of liquid. Within seconds, Remus shrank and was, just like the others, a chibi.
Chibi Remus fumed. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! I WAS PERFECTLY FINE UP THERE!" Sirius sniggered as Harry silently envied him for being able to speak correctly. Remus has shrunk down to the size of a 2 year old. His light brown hair tousled cutely, with locks sometimes getting into his startling amber eyes. Remus, however, was exceptionally small and could speak properly, unlike the others.
Harry was jolted out of his thoughts as Remus tackled Sirius. The two chibis wrestled. Remus was choking Sirius, and Sirius was....turning blue. Harry, following his chibi instincts, sat down and watched, quietly sucking on his tiny thumb.
Despite his size, Remus was winning the battle. Oh, yes, you heard right....Let's leave them here....JUST KIDDING! ^__^
"Um...guysh," slurred Harry, still sucking his thumb," I tink we should shtop now." Remus, finally tired, let Sirius go. Sirius sat still, trying to get his normal, pale color back.
"What do we do now?,"asked Sirius in his cute chibi voice. "I dunno," replied Harry and Remus in unison. Then, Remus' eyes lit up. "LET'S GO TURN SNAPE INTO A CHIBI TOO!," he suggested. Sirius and Harry cheered.
~End of Chappie One~
VOTE!:
Should the guys-
A)Turn Snape into a chibi
B)Turn Snape into their "Mommy"
C)Just go to Hogwarts and act cute to get presents
YOU DECIDE! REVIEW AND OUT IN YOUR VOTE!
Youkai~Remember, we don't own it! DO NOT SUE!
~Chappie One~
Remus Lupin sat in his favorite chair in his new home. Yes, you heard right, NEW HOME. Remus isn't as poor as he appears. In fact, he's LOADED! I mean loaded like fat man on burritos! He's friggin RICH! He just sees no need to buy new things unless totally necessary...which is why he went out a bought himself a new house, which was almost mansion sized, a new wardrobe, complete with robes to complement his eyes, and enough books to keep him entertained for years.
But, with every good thing you get, you get a negativity. His best friend, and only surving Marauder besides himself, Sirius Black had been cleared of all charges a few months ago. He had planned to have Harry live with him...but had no house. So, while Sirius was having a house built, he offered to let him stay with him. That was mistake number one.
Mistake number two, letting Harry, whom was now 15, stay with Sirius. Not that Remus didn't like Harry, but the boy was too much like his father. And whenever James and Sirius were within a mile of each other, things tended to get a little...explosive, persay.
But, back to the story. Remus was sitting in his favorite chair in his study. He was curled up with a book. And not just any nook, but a book that Hermione wouldn't be able to finish without a few gallons of coffee.
But, moving on, laying on the small table next to him lay a cup of tea, loaded with sugar, and a few economy size bags of some kind of muggle candy he liked. Hersheys kisses to be exact. But don't worry about it. Our furry friend won't end up all fat and ugly. He could sit on his butt for a week eating nothing but sugar, and gain only a pound or so. Yup, I know some of you girls are jealous. But don't be mad 'cause he's got a faster metabolism! But for the rest of you who like that image, please read on! ^__^
Remus turned the page in the chapter containing information on veelas. He picked up his cup of tea to take a small sip, as it was still kind of hot. But, as he raised it to his lips...BOOM! A crash came from upstairs, signalling that
A)Sirius had fallen out of bed
B)Harry had pushed Sirius out of bed
C)The two were cooking up havoc
Remus, not expecting this, was startled and spilled his tea all over his favorite pants. He growled and dried them with a spell on his was down to the livingroom.
As he stepped in, he gave a squeak of horror. The cusions on the couch were out of place, there was mud on the floor, and his walls now were a dingy olive instead of the usual navy and sky blue. "SIRIUS BLACK AND HARRY POTTER, GET OUT HERE!," he yelled.
Harry's locks of raven hair emerged from behing the black couch. Sirius long tangles came from in the closet. "What have I told you two about making a mess?," whined Remus. Harry and Sirius creeped out more, expecting him to yell at them, but instead getting pitiful whining.
"Calm down, Remskie, we'll clear it up," said Sirius, grinning at the use of Remus' nickname. Remus scowled at him. His mother had used that name when he was 4, and it STILL haunted him! "Yesm well, please keep it down...Oh! And mop the floor. There's a special cleaning solution in the closet. DO NOT TAKE THE BOTTLE ON THE LEFT!," he warned," It's dangerously....dangerous..."
Remus stalked up the stairs before the two could protest. "Nice going, Padfoot," said Harry, pouting. "ACK! You wound me!," mocked Sirius, holding his hand over his heart. The two chuckled and made their way to cleaning. First the mud, then the walls, afterwards the kitchens, and finally...they were going to mop.
The two were at the closet staring at two identical bottles. "Which one were we supposed to take?," saked Sirius. "Which are we NOT supposed to take?," said Harry. The two did eeny meeny miney mo to fugure it out, picking the one on the left....Uh-oh... O.O''
The two were beginning to mop with the sweet smelling liquid. Sirius moved his mop too quickly and a little of the solution splattered onto Harry and himself.
Their skin burned and their insides twisted. Before they surrendered to darkness, Harry let out a piercing scream.
Remus had been reading silently again when a scream filled his ears. With one swift movement, he got up and ran downstairs. "Harry? Sirius? Har-WOAH!"
Remus had entered the kitchen to see two people on his floor. Two rather...tiny people. Chibis to be precise. One with messy black hair and oversized glasses. He looked no older than about 2. Another one lay next to him. His one with shoulder length black hair in a ponytail. This one also no older than two. Both of them adorable!
"Awwwwww...cute," said Remus, admiring the cuteness of the two on his floor. Then he remembered something. THE BOTTLES! Remus ran to the closet to see the left one missing. "Sirius, you idiot," he sighed.
When he returned, he found the two small people waking up. "Wemmie?," said the smaller chibi, which is Harry. He noticed that his voice was higher and...squeaky and demented? "WHAT'S WONG WITH MY-AHHHHHHH!" Harry had spotted Sirius next to him. "Harry, what-....what the hell! CURSE YOU WEMUS! CUUUURRRRSE YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUU!," howled the long haired chibi, having goten a look at himself in the glass of a nearby window.
Remus gave them a look of sympathy. "Well....at least your cute...," he said, trying to calm them. Sirius, being the peacock he is, shut up and began to admire himself. "I am cute, aren't I?," he said pompously. Harry rolled his huge green eyes. "Siwius, you-..aw hell, I can't even talk wight!....DAMNIT!," cursed the small chibi, fuming, although looking quite adorable doing it.
Remus had to stifle a laugh. Come on you two. It's time ou-NOOOOOOOOOO!" Remus wailed as Sirius dunked him hand into the bucket of liquid. Within seconds, Remus shrank and was, just like the others, a chibi.
Chibi Remus fumed. "WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! I WAS PERFECTLY FINE UP THERE!" Sirius sniggered as Harry silently envied him for being able to speak correctly. Remus has shrunk down to the size of a 2 year old. His light brown hair tousled cutely, with locks sometimes getting into his startling amber eyes. Remus, however, was exceptionally small and could speak properly, unlike the others.
Harry was jolted out of his thoughts as Remus tackled Sirius. The two chibis wrestled. Remus was choking Sirius, and Sirius was....turning blue. Harry, following his chibi instincts, sat down and watched, quietly sucking on his tiny thumb.
Despite his size, Remus was winning the battle. Oh, yes, you heard right....Let's leave them here....JUST KIDDING! ^__^
"Um...guysh," slurred Harry, still sucking his thumb," I tink we should shtop now." Remus, finally tired, let Sirius go. Sirius sat still, trying to get his normal, pale color back.
"What do we do now?,"asked Sirius in his cute chibi voice. "I dunno," replied Harry and Remus in unison. Then, Remus' eyes lit up. "LET'S GO TURN SNAPE INTO A CHIBI TOO!," he suggested. Sirius and Harry cheered.
~End of Chappie One~
VOTE!:
Should the guys-
A)Turn Snape into a chibi
B)Turn Snape into their "Mommy"
C)Just go to Hogwarts and act cute to get presents
YOU DECIDE! REVIEW AND OUT IN YOUR VOTE!