Jackie: Hey people! This is my first story so it's kinda a trial thing but it should be good.

Bakura: *growls* It better be! I don't want to waste my time here!

Jackie: Anyway...enjoy! And by the way I don't own Yugioh...nope, I wish cause then I'd be filthy

rich hee hee ^_^

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Yami: Yugi, why did we say we'd do this again? *sighs while packing*

Yugi: Cause Serenity asked us and she's helped us out before.

Yami: Who else is going on this road trip anyway?

Yugi: Joey, Tristin, Mai, Kaiba, Serenity, Tea, you, me, Isis, Ryou, Bakura...

Yami: Is that it?

Yugi: Er...yeah that's it.

Two hours later Yami and Yugi walked to Kaiba Corp where Serenity, Joey and Seto were

already standing on the corner next to a limo.

Mai: *walking up* Hey! Cool ride!

Seto: Thanks.

Ryou: *walks up with Bakura* Hey guys!

Bakura: *growls at Yami*

Yugi: Hey Ryou!

Tea: *walks up with Isis* Hey guys!

Serenity: Hi!

Yami: *meekly* Hi Isis.

Yugi: *nudges Yami and smiles*

Mai: Nice bag Isis.

Isis: Thanks, I got it from a cute little shop downtown.

Serenity: Really what's it called?

Joey: Ugh, girl talk!

Yami: What the- *Merik and YMerik walk up* What the hell are you two doing here?!

Merik: We were invited dumbass!

Yami: Yugi! You never told me that murdering idiot and his yami were coming!

Yugi: *sweats* Um...

Seto: Shut the talk and let's get into the car!

Joey: Great! I'm driving!

Seto: I don't think so mutt!

Serenity: Hey! (grabs Seto's arm and blinks innocently)

Seto: *blushes*

Mai: *to Tea* Awww...

Seto: *glares at Mai* I'm driving since it's my limo!

Yami: Fine, but keep that moron *points to Merik* and his psycho yami away from me!

Isis: Relax, *smiles* I'll sit next to you.

Yami: *blushes*

They all got into the limo and after twenty minutes finally figured out who was sitting where.

Serenity: Okay, *sitting next to Seto in the front* where are we going first?

Tea: Italy!

Yugi: Germany!

Mai: France! *whispers to Isis* I hear the shopping's great!

Isis: Really?

Merik: Taiwan!

Tristin: What the...?!

Joey: I don't care as long as there's food!

Isis: France sounds nice.

YMerik: Are there people to kill there?

Serenity: *ignors YMerik* Everyone okay with France as our first stop?

Everyone except YMerik: *shrugs* Sure.

Serenity: Okay let's go!

Seto slammed on the pedal and the limo sped forward.

Joey: 99 bottles of beer on the wall...99 bottles of beer...

Mai: DON'T YOU EVEN START JOEY WHEELER!

Merik: *grins* I love that song!

YMerik: Me too!

YMerik, Merik, Joey & Tristin: Take one down pass it around...98 bottles of beer on the wall!

Bakura: If you don't stop singing I'm gonna come over there and put my foot up your stupid asses!

Ryou: That wasn't very nice...

YMerik: Just try!

Bakura lunged at YMerik but was stopped by Yugi and Mai.

YMerik: Ha! And you call yourself a yami! You can't even get past a girl and a short little boy!

Merik, Tristin & Joey: 96 bottles of beer on the wall...96 bottles of beer...

Yugi: *letting go of Bakura* I AM NOT SHORT!

Tea and Ryou grabbed onto Bakura as he lunged at YMerik again.

Mai: Hate to break it to ya Yugi, but you're in denial.

Yami: Don't call my abiou short!

YMerik: Whatcha gonna do, Pharaoh boy?

Yami: I'll tell you what I'm going to do! I'll shove that rod of yours so far up your ass-

Seto: WILL ALL OF YOU SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO FRICKIN DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! *silence* Now sit down and if you can't get along watch some damn TV!

Seto pressed a button next to the steering wheel and a TV appeared from the ceiling.

Joey: Awesome! I get the remote!

Tristin: No me! *lunges for the remote and presses a button*

Joey: Teletubbies?

Mai, Tea, Serenity & Isis: *giggles*

Tristin: *blushes* I didn't know that was the channel...

Joey: Right Tristin *grabs the remote and presses the next button*

Bakura: Hey it's Looney Tunes!

Everyone: *stares at Bakura*

Bakura: Uhh...well it's the only violent thing on Ryou's stupid TV!

Mai: *grabs the remote from Joey* Give me that! *presses another button* Hey! It's a Victoria's Secret fashion show!

Isis, Serenity & Tea: *squeals of delight*

Yugi, Tristin, Ryou & Joey: *blushes heavily*

Yami: What's Victoria's Secret? *stares intently at the screen*

Tea: Oh it's great! They have the best lingerie! *points at the screen* See look at that one!

Mai: Ugh, *faces Isis* look how supportive that is!

Yami: Yes, very!

Everyone: *stares at Yami*

Yugi: Err...Yami is there something you want to tell us?

Yami: What?! *blushes* No! Just one of my wives explained to me all about this stuff once...

Everyone: *looks at him in disbelief*

Yami: I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Merik & Bakura: *snorts*

Isis: I think it's cute that a guy is interested in clothing!

Yami: *blushes* I'm not, Yugi does all my shopping for me!

Everyone: *stares at Yugi, then back at Yami*

Yugi: *blushes*

Yami: Just one of my wives explained the whole...um...mechanism to me!

YMerik: Huh, I bet I had more wives that you did.

Yami: *glares* What did you just say?

YMerik: I bet I had more wives than you did! I was tons more attactive than you!

Yami: You were not! Plus I was the damn Pharaoh! I had over 50 wives!

Serenity, Isis, Tea & Mai: *sweatmarks*

Bakura: So? That's nothing for a pharaoh! I had over 30 wives!

Yami: What do you know, TOMB ROBBER!

Bakura: GAY PHARAOH!

Yami: I WILL SEND YOU INTO OBLIVION WITH MY PUZZLE!

Bakura: I'LL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM FIRST!

Yami: OBLIVION!

Bakura: SHADOW REALM!

Yami: OBLIVION!

Bakura: SHADOW REALM!

Yami: OBLIVION!

Bakura: SHADOW REALM!

Yami: OBLIVION!

Bakura: SHADOW REALM!

Everyone: *sweatmarks*

Bakura: BRING IT ON PHARAOH BOY!

Yugi, Isis and Ryou grabbed Yami as he lunged at Bakura.

Ryou: *panting* I - don't - think - I - can - stand - much - more - of - this!

Joey: *shielding his eyes* Er, Mai can you turn off the TV? That's a little more of that girl than I wanted to see!

Mai: Huh, and you're always boasting to be the tough guy!

Merik: Let's see, damn! That girl is hot!

Isis: MERIK!

Tea: Ew! Perve! Mai turn the TV off!

Mai turned the TV off and Yugi, Isis and Ryou finally managed to force Yami into his seat.

Joey: Hey Kaiba, when're we stopping for lunch?

Serenity: Joey you had breakfast a half an hour ago!

Joey: Hey, I get hungry quickly.

Seto: Well too bad cause we're not stopping for atleast another hour.

Joey: Humph *sulks*

Mai: Awww, you look so cute when you sulk!

Joey: *blushes*

Bakura: *looks disgusted* How do you find him more attractive then me?

Tea: Maybe because he's not an evil spirit who tried to send us all to the shadow realm?

Bakura: *grumbles* THE SHADOW REALM RULES!!! *grins*

Everyone: *sweatmarks*

Yami: *mutters* Oblivion's better...

Yugi & Tea: *sweatmarks*

Yugi: Er...how about we play a friendly game of duel monsters?

Ryou: Great!

Tea: I'll play! I brought my deck!

Bakura: Yeah, and the loser gets sent to the shadow realm!

Joey: Uhh, how about not?

Yugi: That's not really what I had in mind Bakura...

YMerik: I'll crush you all with my Egyptian God card!

Yami: Hey psycho don't forget I've got an Egyptian God card too!

Seto: Yeah, my Obelisk the Tormentor will crush your stupid Ra card!

YMerik: *growling* DON'T YOU DARE INSULT RA!

Everyone except Yami & Bakura: *sweatmarks*

YMerik: RA IS THE ULTIMATE BEING! THE SURPREME RULER AND CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE!

Yami: *whispers to everyone* You shouldn't have said that Kaiba. He gets all crazy and demented, he loves Ra.

YMerik: I'M NOT DEMENTED! HOW DARE YOU INSULT RA! I WILL KILL YOU! *points his rod at Seto*

Isis: *tries to grab the rod from him*

Yami: Whatever *shrugs*

YMerik: IF YOU THINK I'M SO DEMENTED THEN DUEL ME AND I'LL SHOW YOU THAT YOU'RE THE DEMENTED ONE!

Mai: No offence Isis, but I think your brother's yami needs a therapist.

Isis: *shrugs* I've been telling him to get one for ages.

Merik: My yami doesn't need a therapist!

YMerik: I don't need a therapist you slut!

Joey: Hey! Watch your mouth!

Yugi: *to Ryou* Isn't this a great roadtrip?

YMerik: Don't talk to me you stupid mortal!

Joey: Don't call me stupid in front of everyone!

YMerik: Oh I'm sorry. *looks innocent* Was it a secret or something?

Joey lunged at YMerik but Tristin tripped him and grabbed him.

Joey: LET ME AT THAT BASTARD!!

The car swerved and Joey and everyone rammed into the side of the limo ontop of each other.

Bakura: Ouch! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!

Tea: Who's got their hand on my butt?!

Yugi: *blushes* Sorry Tea, that would be me. *pulls his hand away*

Joey: Serenity! Are you okay? Kaiba what the hell are you doing?!

Serenity: I'm fine Joey, I'm in the front seat so I didn't go anywhere.

Seto: What the hell was I doing Wheeler?! You guys were yelling so much I lost control of the limo!

Merik: WHO THE F@@K IS ONTOP OF ME!?!?!?

Yami: I DON'T KNOW BUT YOU'RE ONTOP OF ME! *pauses* Wait, whose hair is that?

Isis: Ehem, that would be mine Yami!

Yami: Oh sorry Isis!

Isis: And could you please get off me I'm about to suffocate!

Yami: Sorry Merik and YMerik are ontop of me!

Merik: That's cause your stupid abiou and friendship girl are ontop of us!

Tea: HEY!

Yugi: That's cause Mai, Joey and Tristin are ontop of us!

Mai: Well Bakura and Ryou are ontop of us!

Joey: Uh, Mai, *blushing* you should really um...pull up your shirt.

Mai: *looks down and blushes, her shirt is halfway down her chest* Oh my god! *pulls it up*

Bakura: *looking down at Mai* Looks like you filled up in all the right places Mai!

Mai: Ugh don't even think about it Bakura!

Joey: Shut up Bakura! *kicks him*

Bakura: Ow! You'll pay for that! I'll send you to the shadow realm!

Isis: LOOK IF YOU DON'T GET OFF US RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO SEND YOU TO THE

SHADOW REALM!!!!

Bakura and Ryou got up and everyone eventually straightened themselves out.

Bakura: Is that all you have to say to me Mai? *smirks* I'd say you liked it.

Mai: I don't know what you're on white haired boy!

Bakura: Hmph, everyone time a girl walks by me she sighs!

Tea: Yeah, with relief!

Yugi: I smell a fight...Kaiba can we get moving again?

Bakura: What are you talking about Gardner? I saw you checking me out during duelist kingdom when we first met up.

Tea: *blushes* Yeah well that's cause I though you were Ryou and well, I used to have a crush on Ryou.

Yugi: WHAT?!

Everyone: *stares at Yugi*

Yugi: Um, I mean *whispers* what?

Joey: *slaps Yugi on the back* Real smooth Yug!

Yugi: What? I don't like her!

Tea: *raises her eyebrows at Yugi and puts her hands her hips*

Yugi: Er, um, *mumbles*

Mai: That's okay Yugi, I think it's sweet! *grins*

Yugi: *blushes*

Joey: *snigers* That reminds me I'm hungry, hey Kaiba! When are we stopping for lunch?

Seto: Well we'll be at the next town where my ferry's waiting to take us to the airport which is a little further down the coast, so if you're that hungry we can stop and get something there.

Joey: Well I'm that hungry!

Seto: Then it's true what people say, dogs do have big appetites!

Merik, YMerik, Bakura & Tristin: *snigers*

Joey: Go shut it you rich bastard!

Seto: *smirks* That was original!

Joey: *mumbles looking evily at Seto*

Serenity: Oh come on Joey he didn't really mean that. *turns to Seto* Did you Seto?

Joey: *in disgust* Seto! Since when do you call him Seto!?

Seto: *blushes*

Serenity: Er - I mean Kaiba?

Joey: *looking confused and angry*

Mai: *groans* Joey how old are you?

Joey: Uh, 16. Why?

Mai: I was just wondering how long someone could live without a brain.

Joey: *goes red in the face*

Merik: What? You won't hit her?

Tristin: Of course not!

Yugi: *grins* Because he loooooves her!

Joey: *goes even redder* No I don't!

Yugi & Tristin: *makes kissing noises*

Mai: *flushes*

Tea: Ugh you're so immature sometimes Yugi!

Joey: YUGI! *goes purple with embaressment*

Yugi: *grins evily* Payback time!

Serenity: You know grinning that way you're beginning to remind me of Merik.

Merik: What?! I resent that! I'm so much more evil than he is!

Seto: Okay everyone be quiet or else we're going to get into a car accident!

Everyone: *silence*

Joey & Merik: *sulks*

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Jackie: Anyway I know it's not that great...

Merik: Actually it sucked.

Jackie: I wouldn't say that if I were you...I have the power to make your life miserable! Mwah hahahahahaha! *evil laugh* Anyway what I was saying it's all plot construction. Review if you want!