Jackie: Hey people! This is my first story so it's kinda a trial thing but it should be good.
Bakura: *growls* It better be! I don't want to waste my time here!
Jackie: Anyway...enjoy! And by the way I don't own Yugioh...nope, I wish cause then I'd be filthy
rich hee hee ^_^
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Yami: Yugi, why did we say we'd do this again? *sighs while packing*
Yugi: Cause Serenity asked us and she's helped us out before.
Yami: Who else is going on this road trip anyway?
Yugi: Joey, Tristin, Mai, Kaiba, Serenity, Tea, you, me, Isis, Ryou, Bakura...
Yami: Is that it?
Yugi: Er...yeah that's it.
Two hours later Yami and Yugi walked to Kaiba Corp where Serenity, Joey and Seto were
already standing on the corner next to a limo.
Mai: *walking up* Hey! Cool ride!
Seto: Thanks.
Ryou: *walks up with Bakura* Hey guys!
Bakura: *growls at Yami*
Yugi: Hey Ryou!
Tea: *walks up with Isis* Hey guys!
Serenity: Hi!
Yami: *meekly* Hi Isis.
Yugi: *nudges Yami and smiles*
Mai: Nice bag Isis.
Isis: Thanks, I got it from a cute little shop downtown.
Serenity: Really what's it called?
Joey: Ugh, girl talk!
Yami: What the- *Merik and YMerik walk up* What the hell are you two doing here?!
Merik: We were invited dumbass!
Yami: Yugi! You never told me that murdering idiot and his yami were coming!
Yugi: *sweats* Um...
Seto: Shut the talk and let's get into the car!
Joey: Great! I'm driving!
Seto: I don't think so mutt!
Serenity: Hey! (grabs Seto's arm and blinks innocently)
Seto: *blushes*
Mai: *to Tea* Awww...
Seto: *glares at Mai* I'm driving since it's my limo!
Yami: Fine, but keep that moron *points to Merik* and his psycho yami away from me!
Isis: Relax, *smiles* I'll sit next to you.
Yami: *blushes*
They all got into the limo and after twenty minutes finally figured out who was sitting where.
Serenity: Okay, *sitting next to Seto in the front* where are we going first?
Tea: Italy!
Yugi: Germany!
Mai: France! *whispers to Isis* I hear the shopping's great!
Isis: Really?
Merik: Taiwan!
Tristin: What the...?!
Joey: I don't care as long as there's food!
Isis: France sounds nice.
YMerik: Are there people to kill there?
Serenity: *ignors YMerik* Everyone okay with France as our first stop?
Everyone except YMerik: *shrugs* Sure.
Serenity: Okay let's go!
Seto slammed on the pedal and the limo sped forward.
Joey: 99 bottles of beer on the wall...99 bottles of beer...
Mai: DON'T YOU EVEN START JOEY WHEELER!
Merik: *grins* I love that song!
YMerik: Me too!
YMerik, Merik, Joey & Tristin: Take one down pass it around...98 bottles of beer on the wall!
Bakura: If you don't stop singing I'm gonna come over there and put my foot up your stupid asses!
Ryou: That wasn't very nice...
YMerik: Just try!
Bakura lunged at YMerik but was stopped by Yugi and Mai.
YMerik: Ha! And you call yourself a yami! You can't even get past a girl and a short little boy!
Merik, Tristin & Joey: 96 bottles of beer on the wall...96 bottles of beer...
Yugi: *letting go of Bakura* I AM NOT SHORT!
Tea and Ryou grabbed onto Bakura as he lunged at YMerik again.
Mai: Hate to break it to ya Yugi, but you're in denial.
Yami: Don't call my abiou short!
YMerik: Whatcha gonna do, Pharaoh boy?
Yami: I'll tell you what I'm going to do! I'll shove that rod of yours so far up your ass-
Seto: WILL ALL OF YOU SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO FRICKIN DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! *silence* Now sit down and if you can't get along watch some damn TV!
Seto pressed a button next to the steering wheel and a TV appeared from the ceiling.
Joey: Awesome! I get the remote!
Tristin: No me! *lunges for the remote and presses a button*
Joey: Teletubbies?
Mai, Tea, Serenity & Isis: *giggles*
Tristin: *blushes* I didn't know that was the channel...
Joey: Right Tristin *grabs the remote and presses the next button*
Bakura: Hey it's Looney Tunes!
Everyone: *stares at Bakura*
Bakura: Uhh...well it's the only violent thing on Ryou's stupid TV!
Mai: *grabs the remote from Joey* Give me that! *presses another button* Hey! It's a Victoria's Secret fashion show!
Isis, Serenity & Tea: *squeals of delight*
Yugi, Tristin, Ryou & Joey: *blushes heavily*
Yami: What's Victoria's Secret? *stares intently at the screen*
Tea: Oh it's great! They have the best lingerie! *points at the screen* See look at that one!
Mai: Ugh, *faces Isis* look how supportive that is!
Yami: Yes, very!
Everyone: *stares at Yami*
Yugi: Err...Yami is there something you want to tell us?
Yami: What?! *blushes* No! Just one of my wives explained to me all about this stuff once...
Everyone: *looks at him in disbelief*
Yami: I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Merik & Bakura: *snorts*
Isis: I think it's cute that a guy is interested in clothing!
Yami: *blushes* I'm not, Yugi does all my shopping for me!
Everyone: *stares at Yugi, then back at Yami*
Yugi: *blushes*
Yami: Just one of my wives explained the whole...um...mechanism to me!
YMerik: Huh, I bet I had more wives that you did.
Yami: *glares* What did you just say?
YMerik: I bet I had more wives than you did! I was tons more attactive than you!
Yami: You were not! Plus I was the damn Pharaoh! I had over 50 wives!
Serenity, Isis, Tea & Mai: *sweatmarks*
Bakura: So? That's nothing for a pharaoh! I had over 30 wives!
Yami: What do you know, TOMB ROBBER!
Bakura: GAY PHARAOH!
Yami: I WILL SEND YOU INTO OBLIVION WITH MY PUZZLE!
Bakura: I'LL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM FIRST!
Yami: OBLIVION!
Bakura: SHADOW REALM!
Yami: OBLIVION!
Bakura: SHADOW REALM!
Yami: OBLIVION!
Bakura: SHADOW REALM!
Yami: OBLIVION!
Bakura: SHADOW REALM!
Everyone: *sweatmarks*
Bakura: BRING IT ON PHARAOH BOY!
Yugi, Isis and Ryou grabbed Yami as he lunged at Bakura.
Ryou: *panting* I - don't - think - I - can - stand - much - more - of - this!
Joey: *shielding his eyes* Er, Mai can you turn off the TV? That's a little more of that girl than I wanted to see!
Mai: Huh, and you're always boasting to be the tough guy!
Merik: Let's see, damn! That girl is hot!
Isis: MERIK!
Tea: Ew! Perve! Mai turn the TV off!
Mai turned the TV off and Yugi, Isis and Ryou finally managed to force Yami into his seat.
Joey: Hey Kaiba, when're we stopping for lunch?
Serenity: Joey you had breakfast a half an hour ago!
Joey: Hey, I get hungry quickly.
Seto: Well too bad cause we're not stopping for atleast another hour.
Joey: Humph *sulks*
Mai: Awww, you look so cute when you sulk!
Joey: *blushes*
Bakura: *looks disgusted* How do you find him more attractive then me?
Tea: Maybe because he's not an evil spirit who tried to send us all to the shadow realm?
Bakura: *grumbles* THE SHADOW REALM RULES!!! *grins*
Everyone: *sweatmarks*
Yami: *mutters* Oblivion's better...
Yugi & Tea: *sweatmarks*
Yugi: Er...how about we play a friendly game of duel monsters?
Ryou: Great!
Tea: I'll play! I brought my deck!
Bakura: Yeah, and the loser gets sent to the shadow realm!
Joey: Uhh, how about not?
Yugi: That's not really what I had in mind Bakura...
YMerik: I'll crush you all with my Egyptian God card!
Yami: Hey psycho don't forget I've got an Egyptian God card too!
Seto: Yeah, my Obelisk the Tormentor will crush your stupid Ra card!
YMerik: *growling* DON'T YOU DARE INSULT RA!
Everyone except Yami & Bakura: *sweatmarks*
YMerik: RA IS THE ULTIMATE BEING! THE SURPREME RULER AND CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE!
Yami: *whispers to everyone* You shouldn't have said that Kaiba. He gets all crazy and demented, he loves Ra.
YMerik: I'M NOT DEMENTED! HOW DARE YOU INSULT RA! I WILL KILL YOU! *points his rod at Seto*
Isis: *tries to grab the rod from him*
Yami: Whatever *shrugs*
YMerik: IF YOU THINK I'M SO DEMENTED THEN DUEL ME AND I'LL SHOW YOU THAT YOU'RE THE DEMENTED ONE!
Mai: No offence Isis, but I think your brother's yami needs a therapist.
Isis: *shrugs* I've been telling him to get one for ages.
Merik: My yami doesn't need a therapist!
YMerik: I don't need a therapist you slut!
Joey: Hey! Watch your mouth!
Yugi: *to Ryou* Isn't this a great roadtrip?
YMerik: Don't talk to me you stupid mortal!
Joey: Don't call me stupid in front of everyone!
YMerik: Oh I'm sorry. *looks innocent* Was it a secret or something?
Joey lunged at YMerik but Tristin tripped him and grabbed him.
Joey: LET ME AT THAT BASTARD!!
The car swerved and Joey and everyone rammed into the side of the limo ontop of each other.
Bakura: Ouch! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!
Tea: Who's got their hand on my butt?!
Yugi: *blushes* Sorry Tea, that would be me. *pulls his hand away*
Joey: Serenity! Are you okay? Kaiba what the hell are you doing?!
Serenity: I'm fine Joey, I'm in the front seat so I didn't go anywhere.
Seto: What the hell was I doing Wheeler?! You guys were yelling so much I lost control of the limo!
Merik: WHO THE F@@K IS ONTOP OF ME!?!?!?
Yami: I DON'T KNOW BUT YOU'RE ONTOP OF ME! *pauses* Wait, whose hair is that?
Isis: Ehem, that would be mine Yami!
Yami: Oh sorry Isis!
Isis: And could you please get off me I'm about to suffocate!
Yami: Sorry Merik and YMerik are ontop of me!
Merik: That's cause your stupid abiou and friendship girl are ontop of us!
Tea: HEY!
Yugi: That's cause Mai, Joey and Tristin are ontop of us!
Mai: Well Bakura and Ryou are ontop of us!
Joey: Uh, Mai, *blushing* you should really um...pull up your shirt.
Mai: *looks down and blushes, her shirt is halfway down her chest* Oh my god! *pulls it up*
Bakura: *looking down at Mai* Looks like you filled up in all the right places Mai!
Mai: Ugh don't even think about it Bakura!
Joey: Shut up Bakura! *kicks him*
Bakura: Ow! You'll pay for that! I'll send you to the shadow realm!
Isis: LOOK IF YOU DON'T GET OFF US RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO SEND YOU TO THE
SHADOW REALM!!!!
Bakura and Ryou got up and everyone eventually straightened themselves out.
Bakura: Is that all you have to say to me Mai? *smirks* I'd say you liked it.
Mai: I don't know what you're on white haired boy!
Bakura: Hmph, everyone time a girl walks by me she sighs!
Tea: Yeah, with relief!
Yugi: I smell a fight...Kaiba can we get moving again?
Bakura: What are you talking about Gardner? I saw you checking me out during duelist kingdom when we first met up.
Tea: *blushes* Yeah well that's cause I though you were Ryou and well, I used to have a crush on Ryou.
Yugi: WHAT?!
Everyone: *stares at Yugi*
Yugi: Um, I mean *whispers* what?
Joey: *slaps Yugi on the back* Real smooth Yug!
Yugi: What? I don't like her!
Tea: *raises her eyebrows at Yugi and puts her hands her hips*
Yugi: Er, um, *mumbles*
Mai: That's okay Yugi, I think it's sweet! *grins*
Yugi: *blushes*
Joey: *snigers* That reminds me I'm hungry, hey Kaiba! When are we stopping for lunch?
Seto: Well we'll be at the next town where my ferry's waiting to take us to the airport which is a little further down the coast, so if you're that hungry we can stop and get something there.
Joey: Well I'm that hungry!
Seto: Then it's true what people say, dogs do have big appetites!
Merik, YMerik, Bakura & Tristin: *snigers*
Joey: Go shut it you rich bastard!
Seto: *smirks* That was original!
Joey: *mumbles looking evily at Seto*
Serenity: Oh come on Joey he didn't really mean that. *turns to Seto* Did you Seto?
Joey: *in disgust* Seto! Since when do you call him Seto!?
Seto: *blushes*
Serenity: Er - I mean Kaiba?
Joey: *looking confused and angry*
Mai: *groans* Joey how old are you?
Joey: Uh, 16. Why?
Mai: I was just wondering how long someone could live without a brain.
Joey: *goes red in the face*
Merik: What? You won't hit her?
Tristin: Of course not!
Yugi: *grins* Because he loooooves her!
Joey: *goes even redder* No I don't!
Yugi & Tristin: *makes kissing noises*
Mai: *flushes*
Tea: Ugh you're so immature sometimes Yugi!
Joey: YUGI! *goes purple with embaressment*
Yugi: *grins evily* Payback time!
Serenity: You know grinning that way you're beginning to remind me of Merik.
Merik: What?! I resent that! I'm so much more evil than he is!
Seto: Okay everyone be quiet or else we're going to get into a car accident!
Everyone: *silence*
Joey & Merik: *sulks*
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Jackie: Anyway I know it's not that great...
Merik: Actually it sucked.
Jackie: I wouldn't say that if I were you...I have the power to make your life miserable! Mwah hahahahahaha! *evil laugh* Anyway what I was saying it's all plot construction. Review if you want!
Bakura: *growls* It better be! I don't want to waste my time here!
Jackie: Anyway...enjoy! And by the way I don't own Yugioh...nope, I wish cause then I'd be filthy
rich hee hee ^_^
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Yami: Yugi, why did we say we'd do this again? *sighs while packing*
Yugi: Cause Serenity asked us and she's helped us out before.
Yami: Who else is going on this road trip anyway?
Yugi: Joey, Tristin, Mai, Kaiba, Serenity, Tea, you, me, Isis, Ryou, Bakura...
Yami: Is that it?
Yugi: Er...yeah that's it.
Two hours later Yami and Yugi walked to Kaiba Corp where Serenity, Joey and Seto were
already standing on the corner next to a limo.
Mai: *walking up* Hey! Cool ride!
Seto: Thanks.
Ryou: *walks up with Bakura* Hey guys!
Bakura: *growls at Yami*
Yugi: Hey Ryou!
Tea: *walks up with Isis* Hey guys!
Serenity: Hi!
Yami: *meekly* Hi Isis.
Yugi: *nudges Yami and smiles*
Mai: Nice bag Isis.
Isis: Thanks, I got it from a cute little shop downtown.
Serenity: Really what's it called?
Joey: Ugh, girl talk!
Yami: What the- *Merik and YMerik walk up* What the hell are you two doing here?!
Merik: We were invited dumbass!
Yami: Yugi! You never told me that murdering idiot and his yami were coming!
Yugi: *sweats* Um...
Seto: Shut the talk and let's get into the car!
Joey: Great! I'm driving!
Seto: I don't think so mutt!
Serenity: Hey! (grabs Seto's arm and blinks innocently)
Seto: *blushes*
Mai: *to Tea* Awww...
Seto: *glares at Mai* I'm driving since it's my limo!
Yami: Fine, but keep that moron *points to Merik* and his psycho yami away from me!
Isis: Relax, *smiles* I'll sit next to you.
Yami: *blushes*
They all got into the limo and after twenty minutes finally figured out who was sitting where.
Serenity: Okay, *sitting next to Seto in the front* where are we going first?
Tea: Italy!
Yugi: Germany!
Mai: France! *whispers to Isis* I hear the shopping's great!
Isis: Really?
Merik: Taiwan!
Tristin: What the...?!
Joey: I don't care as long as there's food!
Isis: France sounds nice.
YMerik: Are there people to kill there?
Serenity: *ignors YMerik* Everyone okay with France as our first stop?
Everyone except YMerik: *shrugs* Sure.
Serenity: Okay let's go!
Seto slammed on the pedal and the limo sped forward.
Joey: 99 bottles of beer on the wall...99 bottles of beer...
Mai: DON'T YOU EVEN START JOEY WHEELER!
Merik: *grins* I love that song!
YMerik: Me too!
YMerik, Merik, Joey & Tristin: Take one down pass it around...98 bottles of beer on the wall!
Bakura: If you don't stop singing I'm gonna come over there and put my foot up your stupid asses!
Ryou: That wasn't very nice...
YMerik: Just try!
Bakura lunged at YMerik but was stopped by Yugi and Mai.
YMerik: Ha! And you call yourself a yami! You can't even get past a girl and a short little boy!
Merik, Tristin & Joey: 96 bottles of beer on the wall...96 bottles of beer...
Yugi: *letting go of Bakura* I AM NOT SHORT!
Tea and Ryou grabbed onto Bakura as he lunged at YMerik again.
Mai: Hate to break it to ya Yugi, but you're in denial.
Yami: Don't call my abiou short!
YMerik: Whatcha gonna do, Pharaoh boy?
Yami: I'll tell you what I'm going to do! I'll shove that rod of yours so far up your ass-
Seto: WILL ALL OF YOU SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO FRICKIN DRIVE!!!!!!!!!!!! *silence* Now sit down and if you can't get along watch some damn TV!
Seto pressed a button next to the steering wheel and a TV appeared from the ceiling.
Joey: Awesome! I get the remote!
Tristin: No me! *lunges for the remote and presses a button*
Joey: Teletubbies?
Mai, Tea, Serenity & Isis: *giggles*
Tristin: *blushes* I didn't know that was the channel...
Joey: Right Tristin *grabs the remote and presses the next button*
Bakura: Hey it's Looney Tunes!
Everyone: *stares at Bakura*
Bakura: Uhh...well it's the only violent thing on Ryou's stupid TV!
Mai: *grabs the remote from Joey* Give me that! *presses another button* Hey! It's a Victoria's Secret fashion show!
Isis, Serenity & Tea: *squeals of delight*
Yugi, Tristin, Ryou & Joey: *blushes heavily*
Yami: What's Victoria's Secret? *stares intently at the screen*
Tea: Oh it's great! They have the best lingerie! *points at the screen* See look at that one!
Mai: Ugh, *faces Isis* look how supportive that is!
Yami: Yes, very!
Everyone: *stares at Yami*
Yugi: Err...Yami is there something you want to tell us?
Yami: What?! *blushes* No! Just one of my wives explained to me all about this stuff once...
Everyone: *looks at him in disbelief*
Yami: I'M NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Merik & Bakura: *snorts*
Isis: I think it's cute that a guy is interested in clothing!
Yami: *blushes* I'm not, Yugi does all my shopping for me!
Everyone: *stares at Yugi, then back at Yami*
Yugi: *blushes*
Yami: Just one of my wives explained the whole...um...mechanism to me!
YMerik: Huh, I bet I had more wives that you did.
Yami: *glares* What did you just say?
YMerik: I bet I had more wives than you did! I was tons more attactive than you!
Yami: You were not! Plus I was the damn Pharaoh! I had over 50 wives!
Serenity, Isis, Tea & Mai: *sweatmarks*
Bakura: So? That's nothing for a pharaoh! I had over 30 wives!
Yami: What do you know, TOMB ROBBER!
Bakura: GAY PHARAOH!
Yami: I WILL SEND YOU INTO OBLIVION WITH MY PUZZLE!
Bakura: I'LL SEND YOU TO THE SHADOW REALM FIRST!
Yami: OBLIVION!
Bakura: SHADOW REALM!
Yami: OBLIVION!
Bakura: SHADOW REALM!
Yami: OBLIVION!
Bakura: SHADOW REALM!
Yami: OBLIVION!
Bakura: SHADOW REALM!
Everyone: *sweatmarks*
Bakura: BRING IT ON PHARAOH BOY!
Yugi, Isis and Ryou grabbed Yami as he lunged at Bakura.
Ryou: *panting* I - don't - think - I - can - stand - much - more - of - this!
Joey: *shielding his eyes* Er, Mai can you turn off the TV? That's a little more of that girl than I wanted to see!
Mai: Huh, and you're always boasting to be the tough guy!
Merik: Let's see, damn! That girl is hot!
Isis: MERIK!
Tea: Ew! Perve! Mai turn the TV off!
Mai turned the TV off and Yugi, Isis and Ryou finally managed to force Yami into his seat.
Joey: Hey Kaiba, when're we stopping for lunch?
Serenity: Joey you had breakfast a half an hour ago!
Joey: Hey, I get hungry quickly.
Seto: Well too bad cause we're not stopping for atleast another hour.
Joey: Humph *sulks*
Mai: Awww, you look so cute when you sulk!
Joey: *blushes*
Bakura: *looks disgusted* How do you find him more attractive then me?
Tea: Maybe because he's not an evil spirit who tried to send us all to the shadow realm?
Bakura: *grumbles* THE SHADOW REALM RULES!!! *grins*
Everyone: *sweatmarks*
Yami: *mutters* Oblivion's better...
Yugi & Tea: *sweatmarks*
Yugi: Er...how about we play a friendly game of duel monsters?
Ryou: Great!
Tea: I'll play! I brought my deck!
Bakura: Yeah, and the loser gets sent to the shadow realm!
Joey: Uhh, how about not?
Yugi: That's not really what I had in mind Bakura...
YMerik: I'll crush you all with my Egyptian God card!
Yami: Hey psycho don't forget I've got an Egyptian God card too!
Seto: Yeah, my Obelisk the Tormentor will crush your stupid Ra card!
YMerik: *growling* DON'T YOU DARE INSULT RA!
Everyone except Yami & Bakura: *sweatmarks*
YMerik: RA IS THE ULTIMATE BEING! THE SURPREME RULER AND CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE!
Yami: *whispers to everyone* You shouldn't have said that Kaiba. He gets all crazy and demented, he loves Ra.
YMerik: I'M NOT DEMENTED! HOW DARE YOU INSULT RA! I WILL KILL YOU! *points his rod at Seto*
Isis: *tries to grab the rod from him*
Yami: Whatever *shrugs*
YMerik: IF YOU THINK I'M SO DEMENTED THEN DUEL ME AND I'LL SHOW YOU THAT YOU'RE THE DEMENTED ONE!
Mai: No offence Isis, but I think your brother's yami needs a therapist.
Isis: *shrugs* I've been telling him to get one for ages.
Merik: My yami doesn't need a therapist!
YMerik: I don't need a therapist you slut!
Joey: Hey! Watch your mouth!
Yugi: *to Ryou* Isn't this a great roadtrip?
YMerik: Don't talk to me you stupid mortal!
Joey: Don't call me stupid in front of everyone!
YMerik: Oh I'm sorry. *looks innocent* Was it a secret or something?
Joey lunged at YMerik but Tristin tripped him and grabbed him.
Joey: LET ME AT THAT BASTARD!!
The car swerved and Joey and everyone rammed into the side of the limo ontop of each other.
Bakura: Ouch! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!
Tea: Who's got their hand on my butt?!
Yugi: *blushes* Sorry Tea, that would be me. *pulls his hand away*
Joey: Serenity! Are you okay? Kaiba what the hell are you doing?!
Serenity: I'm fine Joey, I'm in the front seat so I didn't go anywhere.
Seto: What the hell was I doing Wheeler?! You guys were yelling so much I lost control of the limo!
Merik: WHO THE F@@K IS ONTOP OF ME!?!?!?
Yami: I DON'T KNOW BUT YOU'RE ONTOP OF ME! *pauses* Wait, whose hair is that?
Isis: Ehem, that would be mine Yami!
Yami: Oh sorry Isis!
Isis: And could you please get off me I'm about to suffocate!
Yami: Sorry Merik and YMerik are ontop of me!
Merik: That's cause your stupid abiou and friendship girl are ontop of us!
Tea: HEY!
Yugi: That's cause Mai, Joey and Tristin are ontop of us!
Mai: Well Bakura and Ryou are ontop of us!
Joey: Uh, Mai, *blushing* you should really um...pull up your shirt.
Mai: *looks down and blushes, her shirt is halfway down her chest* Oh my god! *pulls it up*
Bakura: *looking down at Mai* Looks like you filled up in all the right places Mai!
Mai: Ugh don't even think about it Bakura!
Joey: Shut up Bakura! *kicks him*
Bakura: Ow! You'll pay for that! I'll send you to the shadow realm!
Isis: LOOK IF YOU DON'T GET OFF US RIGHT NOW I'M GOING TO SEND YOU TO THE
SHADOW REALM!!!!
Bakura and Ryou got up and everyone eventually straightened themselves out.
Bakura: Is that all you have to say to me Mai? *smirks* I'd say you liked it.
Mai: I don't know what you're on white haired boy!
Bakura: Hmph, everyone time a girl walks by me she sighs!
Tea: Yeah, with relief!
Yugi: I smell a fight...Kaiba can we get moving again?
Bakura: What are you talking about Gardner? I saw you checking me out during duelist kingdom when we first met up.
Tea: *blushes* Yeah well that's cause I though you were Ryou and well, I used to have a crush on Ryou.
Yugi: WHAT?!
Everyone: *stares at Yugi*
Yugi: Um, I mean *whispers* what?
Joey: *slaps Yugi on the back* Real smooth Yug!
Yugi: What? I don't like her!
Tea: *raises her eyebrows at Yugi and puts her hands her hips*
Yugi: Er, um, *mumbles*
Mai: That's okay Yugi, I think it's sweet! *grins*
Yugi: *blushes*
Joey: *snigers* That reminds me I'm hungry, hey Kaiba! When are we stopping for lunch?
Seto: Well we'll be at the next town where my ferry's waiting to take us to the airport which is a little further down the coast, so if you're that hungry we can stop and get something there.
Joey: Well I'm that hungry!
Seto: Then it's true what people say, dogs do have big appetites!
Merik, YMerik, Bakura & Tristin: *snigers*
Joey: Go shut it you rich bastard!
Seto: *smirks* That was original!
Joey: *mumbles looking evily at Seto*
Serenity: Oh come on Joey he didn't really mean that. *turns to Seto* Did you Seto?
Joey: *in disgust* Seto! Since when do you call him Seto!?
Seto: *blushes*
Serenity: Er - I mean Kaiba?
Joey: *looking confused and angry*
Mai: *groans* Joey how old are you?
Joey: Uh, 16. Why?
Mai: I was just wondering how long someone could live without a brain.
Joey: *goes red in the face*
Merik: What? You won't hit her?
Tristin: Of course not!
Yugi: *grins* Because he loooooves her!
Joey: *goes even redder* No I don't!
Yugi & Tristin: *makes kissing noises*
Mai: *flushes*
Tea: Ugh you're so immature sometimes Yugi!
Joey: YUGI! *goes purple with embaressment*
Yugi: *grins evily* Payback time!
Serenity: You know grinning that way you're beginning to remind me of Merik.
Merik: What?! I resent that! I'm so much more evil than he is!
Seto: Okay everyone be quiet or else we're going to get into a car accident!
Everyone: *silence*
Joey & Merik: *sulks*
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Jackie: Anyway I know it's not that great...
Merik: Actually it sucked.
Jackie: I wouldn't say that if I were you...I have the power to make your life miserable! Mwah hahahahahaha! *evil laugh* Anyway what I was saying it's all plot construction. Review if you want!