The Secret Diaries of Arwen Undomiel

The writing format of these Secret Diaries (more will follow) was inspired by Cassandra Claire's "Very Secret Diaries" for characters from the Lord of the Rings. However, hers are full of slash, which I really dislike, so I have made my own. These are my original ideas, and are not copied from any other source.

The Secret Diary of Arwen Undomiel, Part II

Author's Note: This is the third in my Two Towers Secret Diary series. If you haven't already, you may want to read "Arwen's Secret Diary" before you read this one. I owe the inspiration for the idea to Cassie Claire's "Very Secret Diaries" and of course our mutual inspiration, Bridget Jones. These diaries are my own work, and not copied from any other source. They are therefore my intellectual property, so please don't copy them without asking me first. Thanks. If you enjoy it, please write a review and let me know!

Day 1,000,108:

V. upset. After ignominy of not being invited to Council have been deserted by Aragorn for bunch of scruffy travel junkies. Tried to persuade him to stay but refused. See-through nightie trick not working as well as 60 years ago. How depressing.

Day 1,000,150:

As if were not bad enough was deserted in favour of wilderness trek, keep being called up in visions by Aragorn. I know he's thinking nasty thoughts. Drat. See if you get me and my purple nightie again any time soon, you scruffy son-of-a-Man.

Day 1,000,151:

Aragorn apparently cannot do anything w/out me as am constantly having to reassure him. Getting tiring. Last night told him his path was set before him, etc., in attempt to stiffen resolve and get him off my apron strings. Mixed results as ended up in bed; v. good as have not had much in past few years but not good as wish he was not always doubting. In touch w/feminine side one thing; complete faltering sop w/out girlfriend to lean on another. Self-empowerment therapy simply not working. Wish Aragorn could go cry on Legolas' shoulder for once as tear-spots deuced hard to get out of silk.

Day 1,000,160:

Had v. long tearful talk w/Daddy. Has told me Aragorn dead man and completely hopeless to wait for him. Asked me to leave for the West. Have still not given up hope of someday getting Ring from Aragorn so had to refuse. But excellent father/daughter bonding time and am now allowed out of house for first time in 30 years. V. good.

Day 1,000,170:

Elvish telepathic powers picking up on strange female in Aragorn's vicinity. At first thought was Legolas but definitely not as has no bow. DRAT. Hate competition.

Day 1,000,171:

Have left Rivendell for Lorien. Daddy thinks I am off for the West. In reality am off to visit Grandmother as Mirror likely to show better image of unknown female.

Day 1,000,180:

Relief. Unknown female shapeless shieldmaiden. No chance of landing Aragorn. No chance in h*ll. V. encouraging.

Day 1,000,181:

The little sneak. He embraced her. TWICE. Am getting v. upset as have been engaged for 60 years and being dumped for skinny blonde with sword obsession. Perhaps should go to Rohan and remind Aragorn of promise. If that fails will have Gandalf turn him into toad.