Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, I'm not trashing any religions, and if your mommy doesn't approve of gay or bi-ness...GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STORY! ^____^
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Story Title: Angel of Mine
Genre: Romance/Humor
Rating: R (may vary according to chapters)
Content: Humor, shounen ai, language, use of alcohol, smoking, suggestive themes, violence, thoughts of murder and suicide, death, character bashing, and lime (possibly lemon, depends on how I feel at the time)
Summary: Everybody has a guardian angel of their own, right? Well, why do angels waist their time on us mortals? Do they even want to bother protecting us? Obviously not on their own free will...
P.S. All flames, either abou the story or about me not updating other stories, will be used to burn Tea and Pegasus alive! Muahahahahaha!!! Leftover flames will be used to heat up the hot tub for our favorite yaoi couples to jump in and get it on! ^-^
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Chapter One
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The Dreaded Punishment
Three black silhouettes could be seen against darkened brick that night, near the Riverrun High School. They were quietly inching away from the school's gymnasium. To most they would just appear to be a couple of cats or dogs. To those who peered more closely, it would be apparent that these were not animals. There was just a few things they had that animals DO NOT have. No...keep your minds out of the gutter and focused on the story please.
OUCH! Watch where your stepping you asshole!
Well excuse me! Maybe if you speed it up you wouldn't have to worry about me stepping on your tail!
Shhh...stop yelling! We're going for stealth here, remember?!
Yes mother, two of the three silhouettes sarcastically spat in unison towards the third.
Suddenly an extremely bright light flared up and fell on the three nighttime figures. Two boys and one girl stood blinking in the offending glare, covering their eyes for some protection. The tallest of the three sported red feline ears and tail, with chocolate brown hair, and dazzling blue eyes. He was garbed in a white silk shirt, black suede pants, and belts on his arms, legs, two resting on his hips, and two forming a X on his chest. The other boy had silver hair and brown eyes and wore a jean jacket, green muscle shirt, and baggy jeans with chains attached to the sides. The girl had long, wavy pink hair and cherry red eyes. She was wearing a leather skirt, sleeveless shirt with angel advertised on it, leather arm gloves, and knee-high leather boots. Once their eyes got used to the light, all three blinked at the offender and let out a troubled groan.
All right you three, to the car. NOW!
Flashing each other nervous looks, the silver haired boy and the pink haired girl made a run for it. The brunette tried to run as well but crashed into to forms that blocked his path. Glancing up nervously, he stared at the two angel's in front of him. One, a women, had long and wavy brown hair, red cat ears and tail, cool gray eyes, and a flowered sun dress. The other, a man, stood a good three inches taller then the boy, with short silver hair, sparkling blue eyes, and was dressed in a white-business looking suit.
(Half an hour of awkward silence later...)
TOILET PAPER!!! STINK BOMBS!!! PIXIES!!! WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!!!!
The brunette angel mentioned earlier winced as his principle, Mr. Skyes, snarled and scowled at him. With a slight gulp, he shifted in the spot where he stood and remained silent.
SET! BASTET! This is the last straw by far!! Mr. Skyes shrieked at two people sitting in plushie armchairs.
Bastet pushed back some of her long brown hair, frowning at him, I don't understand what you could possibly mean, Harold.
WHAT I COULD POSSIBLY MEAN!!! YOUR SON! SETO! THIS HAS BEEN OVER SIX HUNDRED OFFENSES YOUR SON HAS COMMITTED!!
Would you kindly quit yelling, Bastet calmly spoke, giving Mr. Skyes a disarming smile. Seto was mearly expressing his school spirit.
Mr. Skyes just stared dumbly at the goddess, opening his mouth like he was about to say something but closing it quickly after. Behind him, Seto stifled a few rebellious giggles but quickly adopted an innocent-since-birth expression. Set, who had chosen to remain silent and allow his wife to handle this, could no longer hold it back.
He stood up, walked over to his son, placed both hands on his son's shoulder, and asked with a mischievous grin of his own, "So, son. Did you set those Riverrun preps up for a good nuke tomorrow?"
"MR. SET!!!" Mr. Skyes cried out in disbelief.
Set turned and gave the principle a completely innocent, confused look, "Yes, Harold?"
'Harold' was now pulling tuffs of his hair out of his already balding head, "WE ARE HERE TO DISCUSS YOU'RE SON'S PUNISHMENT!! You can't keep letting him get away with these kinds of things!! He must be punished like all the other angels-in-training or he'll end up like...like...LIKE LUCIFER!!!!!"
All humor was lost at that moment. Seto could no longer smile innocently. Sure he was a bit of a troublemaker, but he'd never take the path of Lucifer the blood-tainted dark angel. He glanced up nervously at Set, his beloved father. Seto looked so much like his father; the same hair style, the same blue eyes, and he was six feet in height...almost as tall as his father. People thought a lot of bad things about his dad, hell the Egyptians named him the god of chaos and destruction. Seto knew his father more then them, though. His dad was a sweet, caring, loyal man who protected his family and his pride. Not some destructive, evil force. Just misunderstood. At that moment, however, at the mention of Lucifer his father's face had turned cold and hard...his eyes filled with a dark and ancient hate.
As the silence in the room thickened to an almost suffocating level, Seto's best friend came bursting through the door.
"What...ever...Seto...not...I...helped...punish me...to...I..."
All four occupants of the Skyview High School's office turned to look at the panting, snowy-haired demon.
"Why Mister Bakura, how nice of you to come and accept your punishment like a mature demon," Mr. Skyes smiled viciously to the breathless youth.
Bakura straitened up and released the doorknob, giving the man a rather frightened look, "I have...?"
"Why yes, of course," Mr. Skyes continued to smile his creepy smile, "You don't think I recognized you last night? I must say, it's rather touching how you'd so loyally volunteer to join your good friend, Mr. Seto here."
Bakura smiled nervously and glanced towards the brunette, who was giving him the are-you-a-total-idiot-or-what stare. Then their principle did the scariest thing of all time, he started to laugh...evil I-love-this-job laughter. Even Seto's parents, Set and Bastet, looked utterly terrified.
A few more hurried footsteps later, and the pink haired girl also burst into the room.
Bakura gapped in horror at her, "NO! MADISON!!!"
"GET OUT OF HERE!! BEFORE IT'S TO LATE!!!" Seto screamed at his other good friend.
Madison gave the principle a terrified look, glanced at her two friends, then turned and bolted down the building corridors and out into the open campus. After a chilling five minutes of cold evil laughter that only teachers and principles can do when you know your doomed, Mr. Skyes straitened up and flashed a demonic smile towards the demon and angel.
"I have one word for the two of you that shall seal your fate...Guardian."
Gasps filled the room as everyone just stared in total horror at Mr. Skyes. Bastet fanned her face with a magazine, appearing on the verge of fainting. Seto was frowning sadly, but obviously not going to object. Bakura and Seto were both paled faced and sweaty.
"No...NO! Anything but that! Please Mr. Skyes, I'll wash the school windows every day for the rest of my student years!!" Seto pleaded, grasping the man's shirt with a desperate look in his eyes.
"I'll do nothing but good things for as many years as you want!!" Bakura cried out and followed Seto's example.
But Mr. Skyes just smiled evilly at the two boys and shook his head, "I normally would accept those two things as punishment for an angel and a demon, but I think the two of you have gone to long without proper detentions. You will accept the duties and responsibilities as a Guardian Angel and Guardian Demon over your own assigned human! You will both take up human lives, you'll be forbidden to use your powers unless in a life-threatening situation, you will not speak of your true identities to anyone except the human your protecting, and neither of you will return to heaven until your assigned human has lived safely to his fated time!"
The two boys let go of their principle and sank to the floor, leaning against each other's shoulders for support. They were being banished from heaven for god knows how long. They were receiving the worst punishment that has ever been known to mortal and immortal alike. They were being assigned...as...guardians, to reckless humans who were constantly getting themselves nearly killed. No more magic, no more flying, no more...
"Ah gods!! Make it stop! Somebody wake us from this nightmare!!!!!!" Bakura and Seto cried out in unison, their cries soon drowned out by their principles evilly joyful laughter.
What possible horror could await these two poor boys...
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Madison: Ahahahahaha!!! I escaped the evil punishment and they didn't!! ^______^
AnimeFan: I almost feel sorry for Bakura and Seto. Almost...lol. Let me say this now, this story takes place in an alternate universe where their is no hell, demons and angels live in heaven together, angel's and demons are forced to be guardian angels and demons, a new god appears every new millennia and the old god or gods retire, and the rest will be more thuroughly explained in the chapters to come.
Madison: And we're not telling you who the pairings are. (Though you can probably guess with Animefan.)
AnimeFan: I'm thinking of drawing the characters of this story. ^_^
Madison: Oh! Me to, right?
AnimeFan: Yep, you bet. Now, for a quick addition. Here's Seto and Bakura's bio for later reference. The Egyptian gods and goddesses in this story are real Egyptian gods and goddesses. I even looked them up to make sure they were real. ^__^
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Name: Seto
Age: Appears to be 16
Species: Cat Angel
Parents: Set and Bastet
Apperance: Red cat ears and tail, blue eyes, brown hair, six blue-tinged wings, lightly tanned
Wears: Leather belts and chains, trenchcoats and vests, suede and silk clothing, leather boots
Likes: To cook, break rules, bad boys, egyptians, music, dancing, dragons, cats, children
Dislikes: Bad food, rules, women, party crashers, spiders, dogs, people that are better then him
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Name: Bakura
Age: Appears to be 19
Species: Demon
Parents: Chons and Nepythes
Appearance: Demon fangs, brown eyes, silver hair, two large leather wings, light peach skin
Wears: A jean jacket, green muscle shirt, baggy jean pants with chains strapped on, sneakers
Likes: Causing trouble, sharp objects, gold, bullying people, relaxing with a good book
Dislikes: The rain, classical music, school, safety locks, rabbits, leather, book haters
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