The Doctor Who/Anime Crossover That Goes Nowhere

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Part 2: No Need For Explanations!
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Outside the TARDIS, Sailor Traken and Sailor Alzarius posed triumphantly.

Um, Adric, we've been posing like this for ten minutes, muttered Nyssa Why aren't there any villains to fight?

Adric broke the pose. Yes, that is strange, she said So maybe instead of fighting, we should go tease some horny high school guys wit our hot bodies in these short skirts.

Nyssa smiled. You read my mind. she said. They turned to leave, but then a smoke bomb exploded in front of them. When the smoke cleared, two figures stood before them.

To fill the world with devastation! said a female voice.
To control each and every nation! said a male voice.
To screw up time at every turn!
To teach those snooty Time Lords a lesson they need to learn!
The Rani!
The Master!
Team Renegade dematerializes at the speed of light!
Give up now, or it will be your plight!

There was a long pause, and then Adric turned to Nyssa and said No matter how many times that gag happens, their motto still sucks.
agreed Nyssa Hey, how about you two do something actually evil instead of ripping off Team Rocket?.

The Rani growled. Excuse me, but WE came first. she said. The Master looked around frantically Hey we're missing the last part of out motto he said.
Okay, okay. said an exasperated voice. The Meddling Monk walked into shot wearing a cat outfit. Um, Meowth, that's right. he muttered.
With feeling! FEELING! complained the Master, ever the dramatic one.
The Rani yelled at them HEY, CAN WE GET ON WITH IT!?
Right! Anyway, now to do some evil!

Adric chuckled. Oh please, you're nothing more than a pantomime stereotype of a villain now. she said

Hey, I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna piss off right now, said The Meddling Monk I don't like wearing fursuits. He walked off, leaving everyone else with huge sweatdrops. Well anyway said The Master we're going to defeat you er.... um... He took out a copy of the script and flipped through it.
Aha! Here it is! Ahem, we are going to defeat you twerps! Heh! Heh! Heh! Heh!
What the hell was with that pathetic laugh? asked The Rani.
Um... that's what it said in the script.
The Rani facefaulted.
Beard of Evil, I choose you! shouted The Master. His beard flew off his face and attacked Adric.

Nyssa sweatdropped. You fiend! she yelled. She took out a big, er, rod.
TRAKEN ROD VIBRATION!

The *snicker* vibration shook the ground where The Master and The Rani were standing. They grabbed on to each other in fear.
A-actually th-these vi-vibrations are r-really qu-quite p-pleasent. stuttered The Master.
The Rani only let out a pleasing groan.

Nyssa ran over to Adric and pulled The Master's beard off of her.
Are you okay? she asked.
I'm alright. Let's hope that beard doesn't grow tentacles. replied Adric.
Actually, that wouldn't be so bad... mumbled Nyssa.

Meanwhile, The Master pulled out the secret weapon --- Rose Bombs! The Rani had specially engineired a type of rose that exploded on impact. He threw it at the two teenagers, but it collided with a stick of celery in midair.
What the--?

A shadowed figure stood outside the TARDIS wearing a long flowing cape.
Well, Master, you find it fun to harass my companions yet again, he stepped out of the shadows. It was the Doctor, wearing a white Tuxedo and a glittered mask I, Tuxedo Time Lord, will never permit it.

The Master guffawed. Tuxedo Time Lord? That's the campiest thing I've ever heard! And what's with the--- he was interrupted by the Rani's had caressing his hairless face.
You know, you look actually very sexy without the beard. she whispered seductivly.
The Master blushed. You really think so? He was about to kiss her, when he looked at the Doctor and said No, there's no time for love, luv. Now to finish him off! Goodbye, Tuxedo Time Lord! He brandished a whole boquet of Rose Bombs, but then a sword flew out of nowhere, severing them.

Hold it right there, you beard-throwing weirdo!

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To be continued.......
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Okay who the hell threw that sword? Stay tuned to find out!

Disclaimers are in the first part. Just don't sue me, I'm poor. ^_^;