Chapter 4.
My scam is going great! So far, Rolf thinks that he's actually in his home land. What a sap. I'm going to keep this gravy train rolling. So, I dressed up by wearing a white wig with a green ribbon thingy across my shirt and walked over to Rolf, who was digging a hole. That's when I spotted a wheelbarrow of rocks. That gave me an idea. "Mighty fine hole you're digging." This is going to get me some more money. I'm a genius. "Do you like it?" Rolf has no idea what's really going on. Sucker! "This village requires a hole-digging permit, so unless you buy one, I'm gonna have to hit you with one of these rocks." I'm going to be rich in cash and jawbreakers! Then all of a sudden, Rolf grabbed me and covered my mouth. What's he doing? "Shah-Kash-mash-neh-mirka-horgen. Shla-karsh-la-homo-rein- schmitchahorgen!" ................ What? What did he say? I'm going to charge him extra for that. Then Ed walked by, still carrying the chickens and the board in his pants, until he fell in the hole Rolf was digging. This means trouble. "Your village idiot has fallen in Rolf's hole. A celebration I say!" That was close. Then Rolf spotted Double-D, still in his costume. "You there, eel woman. Play me the song of Rolf's village!" Then Double-D took out a old jug thingy and looked in his book. Then he started blowing into the jug, probably to play the song. Then, some weird music was playing out of nowhere. I've got to see this dance. Then Ed walked over to Rolf. Ed was in some kind of weird costume. "I can't dance Rolf." "Join Rolf." Then they slapped hands. Afterwards, they started hitting eachother! It was funny. First Ed uppercutted Rolf. Then they started throwing and hitting eachother with different stuff. "I like this song." It was hilarious. I had to hold in my laugh for the third time that day. "What a delightful barbaric dance." Double-D was right. It was delightful. Delightfully funny! "You ain't with the gypsies, brother." I wonder what Jonny's doing here. Oh well. ......... Wait a minute. "Jonny?" Oh no! He's gonna blow it, I just know it! Hmmm, that rhymed. "He can't be here. This is supposed to be an old world village." Double-D was right. So I quickly pushed Jonny to the entrance. "You don't belong here Jonny." "Why not?" I had to think of something quick. After all, I am slick. That also rhymed. "Cause, you need a passport." I did it. I saved the scam. "You aren't the boss of us, Eddy!" Then he walked away. "Fathead."
Then he ran towards Rolf. "Double-D, he's making a run for it!" That's weird. Double-D isn't blowing into the jug anymore, yet I can still hear music. Double-D started running, until Ed crashed into him. Then Jonny crashed into Rolf. I quickly ran and kicked Jonny into the castle. "Bald badgers. Real problem in this village." "Badgers make a fine stew." "Yeah sure. You get the onions, and I'll get the badger." Then I threw Rolf somewhere behind me. "Let's get out of here Plank." Uh oh! Jonny just knocked over a wall. Thankfully, Ed put it back up and threw Jonny over the whole construction site. Then I put the castle back up. That was close. I saved the scam. Now nothing will get in my way. As soon as Rolf wants to go home, I'll knock him out again and bring him to his house. I'll just wait for 2 seconds for him to want to come back to America. It will only be 2 seconds.
113 years later........ We can see the cul-de-sac. It is future like. The houses are now H.O.U.S.E.S, which means Hybrid Oxygen Unity Stable Electric Super environment. We even see some of the descendants of the cul-de-sac kids, but they look exactly like the regular kids. However, we do not see anyone that looks like the Eds or Rolf. That's because they have been at the construction site, still doing that scam, for one-hundred and thirteen years. The Eds, now Eddy and Double-D, no Ed anymore, have changed. Eddy has stayed the same size all these years. His three hairs have fallen out, but his face still looks the same, except for all the wrinkles. Double-D still wears his hat, and he's the same size as well. The three hairs sticking out the back of his hat have fallen out also. Plus, now he has a cane. As for Rolf, he looks the same, except now he has gray hair and he has a cane.
Eddy's point of view. Hi. I'm now 124 years old. In 1 hour, I'm going to be 125. I'm surprised you are still alive. As you know, 113 years ago, I tricked Rolf into thinking.... I can't remember. I think it had something to do with a toilet. Ed passed away in the year 2116, when the aliens attacked. When it was a draw, they teamed up and created this new earth. It's a shame we never got to live in the H.O.U.S.E.S. "Eddy, this is all your fault." "What are you talking about, you old coot?" "If you hadn't have found Ed in that mailbox, this never would have happened." "You're the one that ate it." "What are you saying, Eddy?" "I'M NOT EDDY!" "SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" This is going to take awhile. "Fish monger. Hurry, as I'm ready to purchase this fine fresh eel." I'd better get my costume on.
We now see the host of this show, who is old and wrinkly. "Well, that's what would have happened if......." then we see him fall.
The end.
My scam is going great! So far, Rolf thinks that he's actually in his home land. What a sap. I'm going to keep this gravy train rolling. So, I dressed up by wearing a white wig with a green ribbon thingy across my shirt and walked over to Rolf, who was digging a hole. That's when I spotted a wheelbarrow of rocks. That gave me an idea. "Mighty fine hole you're digging." This is going to get me some more money. I'm a genius. "Do you like it?" Rolf has no idea what's really going on. Sucker! "This village requires a hole-digging permit, so unless you buy one, I'm gonna have to hit you with one of these rocks." I'm going to be rich in cash and jawbreakers! Then all of a sudden, Rolf grabbed me and covered my mouth. What's he doing? "Shah-Kash-mash-neh-mirka-horgen. Shla-karsh-la-homo-rein- schmitchahorgen!" ................ What? What did he say? I'm going to charge him extra for that. Then Ed walked by, still carrying the chickens and the board in his pants, until he fell in the hole Rolf was digging. This means trouble. "Your village idiot has fallen in Rolf's hole. A celebration I say!" That was close. Then Rolf spotted Double-D, still in his costume. "You there, eel woman. Play me the song of Rolf's village!" Then Double-D took out a old jug thingy and looked in his book. Then he started blowing into the jug, probably to play the song. Then, some weird music was playing out of nowhere. I've got to see this dance. Then Ed walked over to Rolf. Ed was in some kind of weird costume. "I can't dance Rolf." "Join Rolf." Then they slapped hands. Afterwards, they started hitting eachother! It was funny. First Ed uppercutted Rolf. Then they started throwing and hitting eachother with different stuff. "I like this song." It was hilarious. I had to hold in my laugh for the third time that day. "What a delightful barbaric dance." Double-D was right. It was delightful. Delightfully funny! "You ain't with the gypsies, brother." I wonder what Jonny's doing here. Oh well. ......... Wait a minute. "Jonny?" Oh no! He's gonna blow it, I just know it! Hmmm, that rhymed. "He can't be here. This is supposed to be an old world village." Double-D was right. So I quickly pushed Jonny to the entrance. "You don't belong here Jonny." "Why not?" I had to think of something quick. After all, I am slick. That also rhymed. "Cause, you need a passport." I did it. I saved the scam. "You aren't the boss of us, Eddy!" Then he walked away. "Fathead."
Then he ran towards Rolf. "Double-D, he's making a run for it!" That's weird. Double-D isn't blowing into the jug anymore, yet I can still hear music. Double-D started running, until Ed crashed into him. Then Jonny crashed into Rolf. I quickly ran and kicked Jonny into the castle. "Bald badgers. Real problem in this village." "Badgers make a fine stew." "Yeah sure. You get the onions, and I'll get the badger." Then I threw Rolf somewhere behind me. "Let's get out of here Plank." Uh oh! Jonny just knocked over a wall. Thankfully, Ed put it back up and threw Jonny over the whole construction site. Then I put the castle back up. That was close. I saved the scam. Now nothing will get in my way. As soon as Rolf wants to go home, I'll knock him out again and bring him to his house. I'll just wait for 2 seconds for him to want to come back to America. It will only be 2 seconds.
113 years later........ We can see the cul-de-sac. It is future like. The houses are now H.O.U.S.E.S, which means Hybrid Oxygen Unity Stable Electric Super environment. We even see some of the descendants of the cul-de-sac kids, but they look exactly like the regular kids. However, we do not see anyone that looks like the Eds or Rolf. That's because they have been at the construction site, still doing that scam, for one-hundred and thirteen years. The Eds, now Eddy and Double-D, no Ed anymore, have changed. Eddy has stayed the same size all these years. His three hairs have fallen out, but his face still looks the same, except for all the wrinkles. Double-D still wears his hat, and he's the same size as well. The three hairs sticking out the back of his hat have fallen out also. Plus, now he has a cane. As for Rolf, he looks the same, except now he has gray hair and he has a cane.
Eddy's point of view. Hi. I'm now 124 years old. In 1 hour, I'm going to be 125. I'm surprised you are still alive. As you know, 113 years ago, I tricked Rolf into thinking.... I can't remember. I think it had something to do with a toilet. Ed passed away in the year 2116, when the aliens attacked. When it was a draw, they teamed up and created this new earth. It's a shame we never got to live in the H.O.U.S.E.S. "Eddy, this is all your fault." "What are you talking about, you old coot?" "If you hadn't have found Ed in that mailbox, this never would have happened." "You're the one that ate it." "What are you saying, Eddy?" "I'M NOT EDDY!" "SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!" This is going to take awhile. "Fish monger. Hurry, as I'm ready to purchase this fine fresh eel." I'd better get my costume on.
We now see the host of this show, who is old and wrinkly. "Well, that's what would have happened if......." then we see him fall.
The end.