Hellos and welcome to my brand new fic, " Art of Seduction." . First off this is a shounen ai story (I don't have enough guts to do a full- fledged yaoi story. Sorry!) I am also going to try to do a Narusuke well because I think there are waaay too many SasuNarus out there. (Not that it's a bad thing.) So if it sucks sorry.

Warning: If you don't like guys liking guys then please leave.

Okay note: That I am sugar high at the moment so please excuse any OOC. Alright that's a lousy excuse. Anyway there will be OOC because this is love, people change (this is in the future), that's about it. I'll try to keep any OOC to the minimum if anyone sees a lot of it TELL ME!

Pairings: Narusuke, Kikiruk, LeeSaku

Ages: Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, and Lee 15/16- Chunnins

Iruka and Kakashi- ? Um 26 and 28 maybe?

My reason for doing this I thought the plot was cute and I find the idea of Naruto 'seducing' Sasuke humorous.

Summary: Naruto-the guy with the hopeless crush. Sasuke-the guy who Naruto has a crush on, but has no idea. Sakura-the Matchmaker. What's the worst that could happen?

I don't own Naruto. Oh yeah this is in Naruto's point of view.

"Art of Seduction" Naruto Style!

I mentally sighed for at least the fifth time during the last minute. We were as usual waiting for Kakashi-sensei a.k.a. Hentai-sensei to show up. Why does he make us come so early if he's always late? It makes no sense. Then again, neither does he.

The reason I'm sighing is that my object of my affections is right over there. Right next to me and he has no idea about what I feel. Yep he. The vessel of the Nine-Tailed Demon Fox just happens to be GAY. Just what I need. Dammit! This would be much easier if I had stayed in love with Sakura, but no I just had to fall in love with the a completely unattainable guy.

Lucky me. Of course he has no idea that I like him in /that/ way. Nope and he's not going to find out. He still thinks the only thing I consider him as a rival. Humph! Shows how much he knows even if he is a so-called genius.

Despite my feelings, which he has no idea of, he really likes to piss me off. I don't know why. I guess he really gets a kick out of making my life more miserable then it already is. Him just insulting me like " Dobe" or "Idiot" hurt me worse than his punches.

I have a crush on an unattainable bastard. No wait, it's more than a crush since I am way better then his rapid fan girls from hell. It's kind of sad that the one guy I had to get a 'crush' on has the whole girl population liking him minus Sakura. Well I don't know she might still like him.

You see Sakura is going out with Thick Eyebrows now and she seems happy. I asked her once why she gave up on Sasuke and she gave me this shit about her friendship with him is more important then some infatuation. I mentally shrug sometimes when I don't get her.

Anyway back to my hopeless situation of me being in love with Sasuke. Sasuke is perfect. That's it. He's a cold-hearted bastard, but he's a cold- hearted perfect bastard with only minor flaws in personality. It's a good thing Sasuke doesn't know I like him like that, because he's one of my only friends. Being the demon fox isn't exactly the easiest way to make friends.

I would disgust him more than I already do if I told him I /liked/ him. I mean your best friend/rival has a crush on you and is a guy. He would hate me plain and simple. I don't think I could take it if he hated me. So that's why I'm not telling him.

I shook my head and saw Sasuke and Sakura talking about this fan girl's new way of 'pronouncing' her love for Sasuke. It's actually kind of funny. It includes handcuffs, chocolate syrup, and a teddy bear. I don't think I want to know. Okay so I probably have a slim to no chance ever becoming more than friends to Sasuke, and with this competition, you think I would give up.

No way. I'm not that kind of person. I'm safe here; no one knows my secret except for one person, and I can be close to him without causing suspicion. Besides its kind of fun watching Sasuke getting chased by his fan girls. I mean I get to watch him sweat.

"Naruto. Anyone home?"

"Um yeah. I'm here. "

"We've been trying to get your attention for the last five minutes. And why are you blushing?"

"Sorry Sakura-Chan! I'm blush- I mean no reason."

Sakura raised an eyebrow while Sasuke was still spacing out like he does that a lot. He's weird.

"Any sign of Kakashi-sensei?" I asked.

"No." Sakura replied and hugged her knees.

Kakashi-sensei the Pervert is the only person who knows who I like. He doesn't say it he just smiles oddly. Well I think he smiles it's hard to tell with that mask of his on. He always pairs Sasuke and me up. Always. I think he enjoys it. Like there was this once time we had to share a bed and it was just bad.

I took another glance at Sasuke. Damn even when spacing out he's hot! Who could not fall head over heels for this guy? Especially with that sexy smirk of his, its' the kind of smirk that basically says " I'm better and you know it", plus with his raven hair! That makes him look pretty. Yeah Sasuke IS pretty, not beautiful or handsome. Pretty.

He also has pale skin and sometimes at night in the moonlight it looks like it's glowing, I wouldn't be surprised if it did. Who can forget his gray, sometimes black, eyes it's like he sees right through you. Then there's his nicely built chest -. Wait No. No. No. No. NO! DO NOT GO THERE!!!!

Oh crap did I say that out loud? I look at where's Sakura pointing? Oh Kakashi-sensei 's here. Damn he has that evil glint in his eye. Today's going to be long.

TBC

Okay! There's the first chapter. How bad was it? Anyone have any ideas on how Naruto's going to 'seduce' Sasuke?