A/N: Hey yo! I'm just here to say that I don't own Harry Potter, J. K. Rowling does (awww, darn!) and that the song was originally "I Must Not Chase the Boys", which is by Play. Some of the lyrics I didn't change, if they happen to be familiar. Thanks, and enjoy!

I Must Not Tell Lies

By Meagan, a.k.a. Hyper_HpGrl

Won't someone tell me what is happening to me?

Why am I so misunderstood? Why can't they see?

Now I'm caught between evil

And the Auror that I want to be.

They say I'll understand it all in good time,

But that don't matter when Voldemort is in my mind.

I'm going crazy with this push me, pull me,

Caught between wrong and right.

I want to give in to the wizard in me!

I want to say things they don't want me to say!

Umbridge thinks it stops when I write lines,

"I must not tell lies."

Rita started writing down my deepest secrets.

The Quibbler proved the truth from fantasy.

Got the feeling that my life is going

To be put through many changes.

Won't someone tell me what is happening to me?

Why am I so misunderstood? Why can't they see?

Now I'm caught between evil

And the Auror that I want to be.

I want to give in to the wizard in me!

I want to say things they don't want me to say!

Umbridge thinks it stops when I write lines,

"I must not tell lies."

I want to go left when they tell me go right.

Don't want to be the little boy they're watching each night.

Umbridge thinks it stops when I write lines,

"I must not tell lies."

She's making me write about a thousand lines,

But that won't ever change the truth I know inside.

The Ministry's got their opinions but I just don't care

Because that's not what happened, I don't want to hear.

I—I must—I must not tell lies.

I—I must—I must not tell lies.

I—I must—I must—I must not tell lies.

I want to give in to the wizard in me!

I want to say things they don't want me to say!

Umbridge thinks it stops when I write lines,

"I must not tell lies."

I want to go left when they tell me go right.

Don't want to be the little boy they're watching each night.

Umbridge thinks it stops when I write lines,

"I must not tell lies."

A/N: I hope you liked it! I was actually quite pleased with myself for coming up with this. If you liked it, you might like the Christmas song "Malfoy Got Run Over by a Reindeer" by me! Thanks!