Jidai High – Chapter Eighteen: Heads Up!

(Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha though I can dream)

Inuyasha sat calmly in Inutaisho's office. Inutaisho stood infront of Inuyasha. "And stay there until—Inuyasha are you listening?!"

Inuyasha looked up. "Huh? Oh yeah sure." Inutaisho rubbed his temples and sighed. "What did I just say then?" he asked his son.

"Somethin' about a resort in the mountains," Inuyasha replied. 'Good enough,' Inutaisho thought. "As I was saying. Stay there until I call you. You can invite those little friends of yours."

Inuyasha nodded and got up. "Ski resort, friends, don't come back 'til you tell me to. Got it." With that Inuyasha left the room.

Inutaisho shook his head and sat down at his desk.

'Now for Sesshoumaru....'

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"Well that's not fair!! That's like bribing!! You should stay with your family, Inuyasha!" Kagome complained.

Inuyasha shrugged. "I don't really mind. The ski resort sounds good. My dad just wants to deal with my mom and Sesshoumaru on his own. If that's what he wants to do I'll let him do it with or without my help. Besides, he told me to let you guys come."

Miroku was already into the idea. "There is nothing wrong with skiing (A/N: spell?) or staying at a resort in the mountains!"

Sango and Kagome looked at eachother and sighed. 'Their idea of a family is all wrong,' Kagome thought to herself as she and Sango agreed to Inuyasha's invite.

"Cool. Come to my house at 6 a.m. in the morning. We'll take a limo so the girlies can sleep," Inuyasha said.

Sango and Kagome rolled their eyes. Miroku whined. "That early?! Where are these mountains anyway?!"

Inuyasha thought for a moment. "Hm.... I think on the other side of town or farther."

"FARTHER????!!!!!!!"

Inuyasha, Kagome, and Sango just glared at him. Miroku let out a sigh of defeat. "Alright alright. "

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Kagome parked her car infront of Inuyasha's mansion. The limo was waiting across the street. She threw her backpack over her shoulder and went over to the limo.

She began to knock on the window while rubbing the sleep from her eyes. "Hey watch it!" came a voice from inside. The window was rolled down revealing Inuyasha and Sango.

Sango was asleep in a corner of the limo while Inuyasha sat across from her. Kagome didn't answer to Inuyasha's complaint and got in the limo. She scooted next to Sango and without warning, fell on her body, using Sango as a pillow.

"T_T" Inuyasha looked out the window and wondered where Miroku was.

Half an hour later Inuyasha saw Miroku's figure running down the street. He popped his head out the window. "WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG??!!" he screamed.

Miroku stopped infront of the limo, panting heavily. "S-Sorry. I overslept!" He scratched the back of his head with a cheesy smile.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes and opened the door. "Come on." Miroku slid in and eyed the two sleeping girls. He smirked.

"Don't do anything perverted," Inuyasha warned. Miroku smiled innocently at him. "Why Inuyasha! You actually think I'd go so low as to touch a woman in her sleep?"

Inuyasha ignored him and signaled for his driver to get the show on the road.

During most of the trip Miroku stared hungrily at the girls while Inuyasha looked boredly out the window.

Suddenly he heard a moan elicit from Miroku. Inuyasha whirled around and made a look of horror as he saw Miroku groping Sango's breast.

Before Inuyasha could reach out and smack him Sango's eyes fluttered open. She and Miroku stared at eachother for a moment.

Miroku smiled. "G'mornin' sleeping beauty!" Sango screamed, picked up her duffle bag and beat Miroku mercilessly. Kagome woke up from the commotion. "What's—"

Kagome heard a loud thump and eyed Miroku lying on the ground with bruises all over him. "Oh."

Sango glared at him one last time then yawned and stretched as if nothing had ever happened. Inuyasha blinked and looked at Kagome.

Kagome shook her head and stretched as well. "Are we there yet?" came the dreaded question that would haunt Inuyasha the rest of the ride.

"No."

"Oh."

A few minutes passed...

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Oh."

A few MORE minutes passed....

"Are we there yet?"

"No."

"Oh."

Twenty minutes later....

"Are we there yet?"

"NO."

"Oh."

Kagome was certainly enjoying herself. Inuyasha was getting annoyed. Sango watched the two and wondered how long it would take Inuyasha to crack.

"Are we there yet?"

Inuyasha groaned. "WHADDAYA THINK??!!!"

Kagome smirked and looked out the window. Inuyasha gave her a look then relaxed into his seat.

Inuyasha felt pressure in the space next to him. He looked to his side and saw Kagome sitting next to him with a naughty smile on her face.

"......"

Suddenly Kagome shoved Inuyasha against the window and began to crawl towards him

Inuyasha was in shock. "K-Kagome.."

Soon she was straddling his hips and stared at him hungrily. Inuyasha started to sweat. "Um..."

Sango sat with an amused expression on her face while she watched them.

"What are you..." Inuyasha didn't finish his sentence as he saw Kagome's face was less than a millimeter away from his.

Inuyasha gulped and swore he was blushing. Kagome stared at him so intently he thought she was going to kiss him.

'Is she?'

Inuyasha stared into her chocolate brown eyes. It seemed it could go on forever....

Kagome's breathing was slow and even while Inuyasha's was fast. 'What is she...'

"Are we there yet?"

Inuyasha nearly fell of his seat. Kagome and Sango began to crack up at the look on Inuyasha's face.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??!!!!" Inuyasha yelled. Kagome got off of him and went back to her seat giggling.

'Girls are so fuckin' weird!' Inuyasha thought to himself.

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"WE'RE HERE!!!"

Inuyasha threw open the limo door. "Finally!" Miroku stepped out. "Fresh air!" Kagome and Sango got out and looked at the beautiful snow. "Wow..." Sango said.

Kagome smiled. She loved the snow. Inuyasha suddenly threw Miroku's bag at him. Miroku fell over as he caught it. Sango caught hers with ease as Inuyasha threw it.

Kagome waited patiently for hers. Inuyasha walked passed her carrying her backpack and his. Kagome scowled at him. "Inuyasha I can carry my own bag!!!" she whined.

Inuyasha ignored her and kept walking towards a hotel in the distance. Kagome made a small growl, earning a smirk from Inuyasha.

Without warning, Kagome jumped on Inuyasha's back. "GIMME MY BACKPACK!!" Inuyasha yelled and fell face flat into the cold snow. Sango and Miroku laughed as they continued forward.

Kagome grabbed her bag and marched off after them. Inuyasha sat up and wiped the snow from his face. He glared at Kagome then eyed the snow around him.

A grin as wide as the Grinch's came upon Inuyasha's face.

"Wow! The hotel looks so grand!" Sango exclaimed. "Pft! It's probably crappy up close," Kagome scoffed. "Heads up!" came Inuyasha's voice from behind.

Kagome spun around and was greeted with a snowball hurled at her face. There was a loud splat as the cold substance met with Kagome's pretty face.

Miroku held his stomach as he laughed. Sango smiled and looked at Inuyasha who stood a few feet away rolling up more snowballs. Sango immediately ducked as a dozen snowballs came flying at her and Miroku.

Miroku screamed as he got hit with five snowballs. Sango laughed at him. Kagome wiped the snow from her face, revealing a nasty scowl upon her face. "You wanna play like that Inuyasha?" she asked.

She bent down, rolled up some snow and with a good arm threw it at Inuyasha's face.

Inuyasha ducked easily and laughed at her. "Nice try! You couldn't throw a snowball for bean—"

Inuyasha was attacked with snowballs as Miroku, Kagome and Sango ganged up on him. "Hey no fair!!" he yelled under the snow.

The three others just laughed as they continued to attack Inuyasha.