Card Player Gal, a digimon fanfic

AN: This fic is a Tamer style parody of Avril Lavigne's Sk8r Boi. Pardon the anti-Henrika pairing, will you? I was half asleep when I wrote this. I was bored of writing my homework so when this popped into my head, I set to work at once.

Disclaimer: All Tamers and Digimon belong to Toei and Bandai. Sk8r Boi belongs to Avril Lavigne. I just screwed it up for the sheer fun of it.

Card Player Gal

A Tamers Songfiction

By Fizzy 13

He was a guy

She was a gal

Can I make it anymore obvious?

She played with cards

He had a big brain

Sound like a couple that'd go down the drain?

She wanted him

He'd never tell

Secretly he wanted her as well

But all of his friends stuck up their nose

They had a problem with her tomboy clothes

She was a Card Player Gal

He said see ya later gal

She wasn't good enough for him

He had a perfect face

The best of the human race

The prospects for love were very dim

Five months from now

He sits at home

Play'n tea with his sister

He's all alone

He turns on TV, guess who he sees

Card Player Gal just beat opponent three

He calls up his friends

They already know

They're going downtown to see the show

He tags along

Stands in the crowd

Looks up at the girl who he turned down

She was a Card Player Gal

He said see ya later gal

She wasn't good enough for him

Now she's gone on a trip

To win the world championship

Her chances of loss are very slim

Sorry guy but you missed out

Vamoose, Scram, that gal's mine now

We're a lot more than just good friends

This is how the story ends

Sorry guy you couldn't see

See the champ that gal could be

She's much more than meets the eye

She's got talent that's inside

I'm just a guy

She's just a gal

Can I make it anymore obvious?

We've been in love

For quite a long while

The kind that goes ten extra miles

I'm with the Card Player Gal

I said see ya later gal

I'm rooting for you all the way

I'm just at the barricade

Rippin' up the card you made

That looks like that jerk who threw you away