A/N – This is just my own few of a lot of the things going on in the 'POTC' fan fiction world. Just to clear things up, I love this movie, but I just felt like expressing a few things. If you have any questions or comments, leave them in a review. My friend, Sarafina and I wrote this, so bear with us because we are on a sugar high! ^_~
~~*Topic 1 – Of Jack and Original Characters
Sara: I can't help but notice how many off characters there are in this section.
Ava: I know…seems like every other story is about some girl being washed ashore, or a female pirate, or some other chick…
Sara: Then Jack becomes attached or in love or some other things…
Ava: I mean, we're not saying they're bad, but these kinds of things happen in EVERY SINGLE SECTION on ff.net, get original people.
Sara: Now, see, what would really be cool is if one of those women is a vampire or something then she sucks all of the crew's blood…MWAHAHAHAHA, then Jack will DIE!!!!
*Hundreds of Johnny Depp fan-girls shriek*
Sara: *sigh* OR she could turn him into a vampire too and they can live happily ever after sailing the seven seas and looking for treasure…
*Johnny Depp fans cheer*
Sara: And ANOTHER thing that would be cool would be if –
Ava: Sara, just shut up while you're still alive. Say one more bad thing about Johnny Depp and some girls just might kill ya.
Sara: Oh come on, they're not THAT obsessed.
*Johnny Depp fan-girls throw Sara dirty looks*
Sara: Why does everybody always get mad at me?
Ava: Because you say stupid things.
Sara: Do not…
Ava: Sure ya don't.
~~*Topic Two – Will Turner
Ava: I love all of these slashy fics; Lord knows I've written a dozen…
Sara: But Will always turns out to be a wussy
*Girls bare there teeth in anger, Will cries in a corner*
Ava: Actually that's not what I was going to say, I was going to say keep up the good work, but hey, it's your funeral, keep dissing the characters you psycho.
Sara: Seriously though…Will always turns out to a love-struck, weak –
*Girls jump out of their seats*
Sara – Slightly pathetic
*A group of girls slowly surround the stage*
Ava – Uhh…Sara…
Sara – Not now Ava. Anyway, he's always feminine and –
*The aforementioned group of girls push up their sleeves and glare at Sara dangerously. Avalea slowly gets out of her seat then runs away.*
Sara – And he always plays the submissive guy. Jack always takes over, why can't Will play the dominant guy in a few stories, I mean come on Ava! …Ava…Ava??
*Sara notices the group of angry wolves…err…girls*
Sara: Umm…how are you guys?
*Scene fades as the rabid fan-girls make Indian-like shrieks and attack Sarafina*
A/N – Okay, end this little chat. Sorry it was so short, the next shall be longer if we find better topics. Questions or comments in a review. See ya next time.
Thanx,
Avalea Kajin and Sarafina Snape