My Tenchi Poem:

by Sir J

Author's Note: I am sex.. I mean.. six years olwd.. and me luvs to rite mystary phan phiction! Whel.. her I goes! Dis be my phirst phan poem! I...FUCK!...dammiT!! Sory, I hav dis GOD DAMMIT! turretts that keps on FUCKING UP FUCK!! FUCK!!! FUCK!!! FUCK LICK PUSSY COCK SHITT!!! GO FUCK YOURSELF XING!!! cough! cough! damn I fucking hate this tourretts! Sory I did no mean that Xing, I'm sure your a nice person! I just FUCKING HATE IT when you get rid of NC-17 and store them for your own pleasure in your underground wearhouse. FUCK!! FUCK!!

NOW FOR MY POEM!!

Tenchi
I love you
Tenchi
I want you
Tenchi
I need you
Oh Tenchi
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
YES
YES
YES YES YES
YES YES YES YES
...
Oh yes Tenchi!
TENCHI
Oh yes
Right there
Keep it there
Zip it
Zip it good
Oh yes
Ok
I'm done
You done?
no?
Well..
here's a song!

Load up on guns
Bring your friends
It's fun to kill
Xing and his kin
(FUCK! FUCK! DAMN THIS Tourretts!)

Ryoko's overblown and self assured
oh no oh no a dirty word (FUCK!!!!)

hello hello hello hello hello
hello hello hello hello hello
hello hello hello hello hello
hello hello hello hello hello ...

with the lights out... DAMMIT WHY THE FUCK!!!
FUCK!!! DUDE!! FUCK IT ALL!! WHY CAn'T I FUCKING MAKE A FUCKING GODDAMN REAL POEM!!

Sory fucks, I mean folks, butt mi phic/poem s realy an ripp-of o' Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" song, which me realy enjois butt my damn tourrettes keeps fucking it up.

Plz do no revew this fuck, I mean phic b/c it will just pis mi of!

you fucking bitchs!