*****Hey! Wuz up dirty? Ay yo trip dogg, I'm startin' pt 6 of my shizzle! Vizzle Mizzle Swizzle! Uhh... That's Violent Mood Swings... But before we start, I would just like to say to my good friend the Lone Walmart Pope of the Apocalypse ((aka: zybawolf, if you'ver heard of her!)) that I am sorry... for raping tables... yeah... on with the story... Shizzle Bizzle!!!
Pt 6: Violent Mood Swings!
*The DMG slowly opened her eyes and the bright morning sun hit her face...*
DMG- *rubbing the sleep out of her eyes* Hooray! It's morning! *giggles* I wonder if Darky's awake?! *goes to the living area* Darky? Hellooo?
DM- I'm here, kiddo... *sitting at his desk, doing paperwork for the magic council*
DMG- What the hell?! *pissed off* Did you just fucking call me KIDDO?! You better take that back or I'll open a can on you, bitch!!!
DM- Where did you hear all those words?! *half angry*
DMG- *becomes disturbingly happy* I LOVE DOLPHINS!!!! ^___^
DM- O.o You... love dolphins..? *confused*
DMG- *breaks down and starts to cry* THE DOLPHINS ARE DYING! THEY'RE KILLING THEM AND PUTTING THEM IN TUNA!!!
DM- O.o
DMG- Damn the Starkiss! Damn all of them to hell! Chicken of the Sea bastards!!! *crying still*
DM- Calm down... We buy dolphin safe tuna, o-kay? *he caresses her cheek softly*
DMG- *sniffs* But... Will... will you buy me a dolphin, Darky-Poo? *gives him a pouty lip and overly adorable puppy dog eyes*
DM- *frowns* Please don't do that thing! *calmly* I can't get you a dolphin... you see... we don't have a place to keep it... and...
DMG- *sadly* Um... O-kay... I understand... *sudden demonic voice* Buy me a fucking dolphin!!!
DM- O.o Calm down... and stop saying the "F" word, please? *getting a little afraid*
DMG- *waving her arms around wildly* Fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck!!! I want a fucking dolphin!!!
DM- *getting angry, he sticks up a long index finger* If you say dolphin... one more time...
DMG- *gets up in his face* dol-phin! *begins to prance around the room singing* Dolphis! Dolphins! Dolphins! Dolphins! Dolphins! *takes a deep breath* DOLPHINS!!!
DM- *explodes with anger and annoyment* GAAAAAAH!!! *begins to yell at the DMG* I went through hell for you the passed few days! I was harassed by an old woman in a Piggly Wiggly's, I had to buy you an ass-load of freakin' pads and tampons! I was called gay by I don't know how many people!! I was random drug tested in a hospital and had to look at some guys... thing!!! I was nearly raped in prison by a 7 foot tall, 500 pound black guy named Big Bubba!! And I still managed to stay calm and cool through all of this! What the hell do you want from me!!!
DMG- *tears form in her green eyes* I- I'm sorry... *starts to cry* I- I just wanted a dolphin... *bursts into tears* WAAAAAAA!!!
DM- *suddenly guilt-stricken* Aww... I didn't mean it... *pulls her into an embrace and begins to rock her back and forth, stroking her long blond hair* I should've expected this... it's part of PMS... the mood swings and all... I'm sorry for yelling at you, sweetheart... *he blushes at his words*
DMG- *looks up at him* PMS? *sniffs* W-What is that? *blinks innocently*
DM- Well... its things that happen during or after menstr... um... your... period... thing... *blushing*
DMG- Oh... *smiles at him and buries her face in his chest* I'm sorry, Darky... forgive me...
DM- I do... forgive you... *he held her tighter, but gentle enough as not to smother her*
DMG- Darky... *softly*
DM- Hmm?
DMG- *she looks him in the eyes* You're the best... *she hugs him* Thanks for taking care of me this week!
DM- No problem... *kisses her on the forehead*
DMG- *giggles* You're too adorable!
DM- *blushes* Oh, really? *smiles*
DMG- Darky...? *tentativly*
DM- Yeah?
DMG- *kisses him sofly on the lips!* ((Woo! Go DMG!))
DM- *blushing* What was that for?
DMG- For all that you've done for me... and because... I... I love you, Darky.
DM- *wide-eyed* Umm... are you sure you know what you're saying?
DMG- Mm-hm. * nods her head*
DM- *smiles and kisses her* I love you, too... Really... *they embrace again*
DMG- Darky? *looking up at him*
DM- Huh?
DMG- I decided that I don't want a dolphin anymore.
DM- Oh, you did, huh? *chuckling*
DMG- Yeah, but... can you make me a tuna sandwitch instead?... I'm starving!
*The DM laughs again and he and the DMG go to make her a sandwitch.*
THE END
****** HOOOOO YEAH! That was fun! Hey, I am planning to write a sequel for all you people that have reviewed, and those who haven't yet! Thanks to everyone who kept up with my story! You have all motivated me to writing a freakin awesome and hilarious sequel! For now, I'll give you all a sneak peak at whats to come!!!!***********
The Dark Magician's Vacation!!!!
The Dark Magician and his friends go to enjoy a relaxing vacation in Cancun, Mexico! Unfortunatly, the DM's luck hasn't changed. A weird and horrible chain of events begins to torment him once again!
With the same lovable characters, the DM and DMG. Plus, the Celtic Guardian, Flame Swordsman, Mystical Elf, and Magician of Faith!
With the same action, zanny comedy, and romance as the first story!
Also, more music, more dirty indewindows, more jail time, and... a clone?!
Guest stars: Paul McCartney, Elton John, Ringo Star and... Blink 182!
If you felt sorry for the DM before, you haven't seen anything yet! Let's just say, "May God have mercy on his soul!"
COMMING SOON!!! ^__^
Pt 6: Violent Mood Swings!
*The DMG slowly opened her eyes and the bright morning sun hit her face...*
DMG- *rubbing the sleep out of her eyes* Hooray! It's morning! *giggles* I wonder if Darky's awake?! *goes to the living area* Darky? Hellooo?
DM- I'm here, kiddo... *sitting at his desk, doing paperwork for the magic council*
DMG- What the hell?! *pissed off* Did you just fucking call me KIDDO?! You better take that back or I'll open a can on you, bitch!!!
DM- Where did you hear all those words?! *half angry*
DMG- *becomes disturbingly happy* I LOVE DOLPHINS!!!! ^___^
DM- O.o You... love dolphins..? *confused*
DMG- *breaks down and starts to cry* THE DOLPHINS ARE DYING! THEY'RE KILLING THEM AND PUTTING THEM IN TUNA!!!
DM- O.o
DMG- Damn the Starkiss! Damn all of them to hell! Chicken of the Sea bastards!!! *crying still*
DM- Calm down... We buy dolphin safe tuna, o-kay? *he caresses her cheek softly*
DMG- *sniffs* But... Will... will you buy me a dolphin, Darky-Poo? *gives him a pouty lip and overly adorable puppy dog eyes*
DM- *frowns* Please don't do that thing! *calmly* I can't get you a dolphin... you see... we don't have a place to keep it... and...
DMG- *sadly* Um... O-kay... I understand... *sudden demonic voice* Buy me a fucking dolphin!!!
DM- O.o Calm down... and stop saying the "F" word, please? *getting a little afraid*
DMG- *waving her arms around wildly* Fuck, fuck, fuckity, fuck, fuck!!! I want a fucking dolphin!!!
DM- *getting angry, he sticks up a long index finger* If you say dolphin... one more time...
DMG- *gets up in his face* dol-phin! *begins to prance around the room singing* Dolphis! Dolphins! Dolphins! Dolphins! Dolphins! *takes a deep breath* DOLPHINS!!!
DM- *explodes with anger and annoyment* GAAAAAAH!!! *begins to yell at the DMG* I went through hell for you the passed few days! I was harassed by an old woman in a Piggly Wiggly's, I had to buy you an ass-load of freakin' pads and tampons! I was called gay by I don't know how many people!! I was random drug tested in a hospital and had to look at some guys... thing!!! I was nearly raped in prison by a 7 foot tall, 500 pound black guy named Big Bubba!! And I still managed to stay calm and cool through all of this! What the hell do you want from me!!!
DMG- *tears form in her green eyes* I- I'm sorry... *starts to cry* I- I just wanted a dolphin... *bursts into tears* WAAAAAAA!!!
DM- *suddenly guilt-stricken* Aww... I didn't mean it... *pulls her into an embrace and begins to rock her back and forth, stroking her long blond hair* I should've expected this... it's part of PMS... the mood swings and all... I'm sorry for yelling at you, sweetheart... *he blushes at his words*
DMG- *looks up at him* PMS? *sniffs* W-What is that? *blinks innocently*
DM- Well... its things that happen during or after menstr... um... your... period... thing... *blushing*
DMG- Oh... *smiles at him and buries her face in his chest* I'm sorry, Darky... forgive me...
DM- I do... forgive you... *he held her tighter, but gentle enough as not to smother her*
DMG- Darky... *softly*
DM- Hmm?
DMG- *she looks him in the eyes* You're the best... *she hugs him* Thanks for taking care of me this week!
DM- No problem... *kisses her on the forehead*
DMG- *giggles* You're too adorable!
DM- *blushes* Oh, really? *smiles*
DMG- Darky...? *tentativly*
DM- Yeah?
DMG- *kisses him sofly on the lips!* ((Woo! Go DMG!))
DM- *blushing* What was that for?
DMG- For all that you've done for me... and because... I... I love you, Darky.
DM- *wide-eyed* Umm... are you sure you know what you're saying?
DMG- Mm-hm. * nods her head*
DM- *smiles and kisses her* I love you, too... Really... *they embrace again*
DMG- Darky? *looking up at him*
DM- Huh?
DMG- I decided that I don't want a dolphin anymore.
DM- Oh, you did, huh? *chuckling*
DMG- Yeah, but... can you make me a tuna sandwitch instead?... I'm starving!
*The DM laughs again and he and the DMG go to make her a sandwitch.*
THE END
****** HOOOOO YEAH! That was fun! Hey, I am planning to write a sequel for all you people that have reviewed, and those who haven't yet! Thanks to everyone who kept up with my story! You have all motivated me to writing a freakin awesome and hilarious sequel! For now, I'll give you all a sneak peak at whats to come!!!!***********
The Dark Magician's Vacation!!!!
The Dark Magician and his friends go to enjoy a relaxing vacation in Cancun, Mexico! Unfortunatly, the DM's luck hasn't changed. A weird and horrible chain of events begins to torment him once again!
With the same lovable characters, the DM and DMG. Plus, the Celtic Guardian, Flame Swordsman, Mystical Elf, and Magician of Faith!
With the same action, zanny comedy, and romance as the first story!
Also, more music, more dirty indewindows, more jail time, and... a clone?!
Guest stars: Paul McCartney, Elton John, Ringo Star and... Blink 182!
If you felt sorry for the DM before, you haven't seen anything yet! Let's just say, "May God have mercy on his soul!"
COMMING SOON!!! ^__^