Notes to Joey

Everyone, I'm afraid I have to end "Notes to Joey". (Readers: Aaaaaawwwwwwww.) I know, I know! I'm sorry! BUT! Yes, people, there is a BUT: I have another story on Joey called "Joey's Book of Boredom"; it's a guidebook on how to survive school. Please, go check that out! ^-^

Up for a sequel? Tell me in your reviews!

Final chapter!

Chapter 7:

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Dear Joseph,

I heard the news. I think it's about time you and I had a conversation on responsibility! I knew your father couldn't teach you the facts of life!

Love, Mom

Dear Ma,

C'mon ma, I'm an adult now! Gimme a break! Plus, it wasn't MY fault the bartender insisted I drink more! Stupid Kaiba, looking all sexy in my drunken stupor.

Love, Joey

MUTT,

HOME. NOW.

RichMan

Dude,

NO.

Joey

Wheeler,

DAMNIT GET HOME OR YOU SLEEP ON THE FLOOR!

RichMan

Kaiba,

Meep. O.o yes dear.

Joey

Ps: I wuv you!

Knucklehead,

Bull shit.

RichMan

Dear dada,

Goo goo

Love,

Sonya and Bob (Bobby)

Dear kids,

Aaaaaaaaaaawwwwwww. I love you too!

Love, Dada

Dear Joey,

PLEASE????????????????????

WhiteAngel

Dear 'Kura,

God, not this again.

Joey

Person,

NO.

BlackAngel

Dear PEOPLE,

CAN YOU STOP ARGUEING THROUGH MY ADVICE COLUMN?????????

Joey

Ps: I have a name, you know!

Dear idiot,

I could care less.

BlackAngel

~~~ And that ladies and gents, was my final chapter. If you all want a sequel, I'll gladly write one. But, on my next one, I'm going to need your help. Please, write some letters to Joey, his advice column is now going global!

God, this chapter was gay. Ugh, now I KNOW I didn't put enough effort. Well, review this and I'll start working on my sequel!

~Mavelus