Notes to Joey

Summary: Ppl ask Joey things... yeah...

Disclaimer: Would you think I own anything?

Chapter 1:
Moms, Money, and Pregnant Kaiba's! @_@
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Dear Joey,

Mom says bring home milk.

Love, Serenity

Dear sis,

SHEESH! Ok, ok, stop pestering me...

Love, Joey

Dear Joey,

GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY!!!

YourPissedBestBuddy

Dear Yug,

^-^;;

Joey

Dear Joey,

Do you think I'd look better in red or blue?

FunnyBunny

Dear Crack head funny bunny lover,

FREAK!!! ... red.

Joey

Dear Joey,

I think I might have fallen in love with my horse... is that normal?

signed Schizo

Dear SCARY,

Call Jerry Springer

Joey

Dear mutt,

Where the HELL are my BEWDS you fucking thief!!!!

RichMan

Dear MoneyBags,

THEY'RE MINE AND YOU'LL NEVER GET THEM BACK! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Joey

Dear Joey,

I want to date my best friends sis, what do I do?

Romeo

Dear Knuckle brains,

STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER!!!

Joey

Dear Joey,

My darker half stole my knife, have you seen him?

WhiteAngel

Dear 'Kura,

O.O Just now

Joey (insert bloodstains here)

Dear Joey,

Something's up with my big brother. He's constantly mad, than suddenly he's happy! It's weird, and he's always throwing up... is that normal?

RavenHairedKid

Dear Mokuba,

Could be pregnant. D

Joey

Dear Joey,

Where the HELL are my BEWDS?! GIMME MY BEWDS!!! BEWDS! GIMME MY BEWDS!!!!

RichMan

ps: Lunch on Saturday?

Dear SCARY MoneyBags,

O.o You are pregnant, aren't you?

Joey

Dear Joey,

what would you do if your yami started killing rats w/ your kitchen knives???

WhiteAngel

Dear Whitey,

Make sure they don't come here to wipe it all over your response letters...

Joey

Dear Joey,

GIMME MY MONEY YOU $*&#$^!&&(#%$#%*#$$&%#^$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YourPissedOffBuddy

Dear Yug,

Uh... wrong address?

Joey

Dear Joey,

I think you're right!!! My brother's gettin' kinda... fat... O.o HELP! I'm too young to be an uncle!

RavenHairedKid

Dear Mokuba,

I pity thee... My best wishes to that baby... or alien XD

Joey

Dear Mutt,

I am NOT pregnant!!!!

RichMan

Dear Mrs.,

Don't deny your own child! XD

Joey

ps: Kiss that lunch offer good bye.

Dear Joseph,

Come home, you and Serenity are supposed to try on those new puppy-jammies I got you!

Love, Mom

Dear Ma,

I'm working! _;;

Love, Joey

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