"You're just a little crybaby!" Mamoru said quietly. The words stung more then usual and Usagi marched away after punching Mamoru in the jaw.

*Whoa, I over did it this time. And OW! That really hurt!*

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Later that night Usagi was staring at the moon seriously thinking. "Why can't he be nice? On top of teasing me he just HAS to give me these funny feelings. I wish that he'd at least get to know the real me." The gentle wind picked up and blew Usagi's hair around her like a cloud and she thought she saw a little twinkle fly into the moon.

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Mamoru slammed his fist into the door... hard. He heard the door groan under the onslaught but repeated his attack with his head. He had finally gotten home with a headache and sluggishly made it through his day without coffee. He felt terrible he had ever hurt the girl in the first place. "She's so nice to other people, why not me? Because I tease her. *Thud*

Stupid *bam* stupid *bang* Chiba.*crack* Ow! Damn splinters!"

He ran to the bathroom attempting to stare at his forehead and hit a wall. Shaking his head and cursing himself for being stupid. He realized a mirror would work better and looked into it with a pair of tweezers in hand. *pluck* "Ow! Girls do this for beauty? Why? *Pluck* Stupid hair. *Plonk* *Hiss* Got it! Wah ha! I am the splinter master! Must get coffee."

He slowly made his way to the kitchen and poured a packet of Insto-Coffee in a mug and heated up some water in a kettle. Mamoru rubbed is forehead gently and looked out his patio doors. "I bet if I was nice to her she'd like me. But I can't help teasing her. She's just to damned cute when she's angry. Her eyes flair with fire, she gets the loveliest pink in her cheeks, and her lips form in an adorable pout. Her killer body doesn't help matters at all. I just want to grab her into my arms and leap into my apartment where'd I'd....DAMMIT! Cold shower time..."

He muttered about blondes and odangos on his way to the shower. Distracted, he rammed his shin into the toilet and let out a 'yip'.

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A magical fairy, called Setsuna Pixi by many, popped into to Usagi's room. She gently sprinkled Usagi with some sparkly glitter and tapped her on the nose.

"Thy little one who made thy wish grand,

Will be sent away to another land.

Thy truest desire will be known to your lover,

And thee will grant it off the covers." She snickered at her little rhyme and knew the last part might not come true. Usagi sniffed, flipped, and murmured, "Mamo-chan, that tickles. Be nice."

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After visiting Usagi, Setsuna Pixi flew to Mamoru's house. "Where is the bum? Here he is about to have the biggest screw up of his life and he isn't even in his room like he should be! Hmph!" She then heard the water running in the bathroom. Suddenly she blushed and hid under the bed. Mamoru walked into the room 10 seconds later, dropped his towel and slid on a pair of boxers. He climbed on his bed, mumbled something about, "Usako, your so soft, mmph" and he was away to Dreamer's Inc.

"Never has one of my assignments been in the bathroom! Humph, lets see how bad he has bed hair tomorrow." She flew above his face and stepped on his chest. She sprinkled more of the sparkly glitter and chanted.

"Thy who is a victim to thy desires,

Thy truest yearning shall transpire,

Thy lover's body will be yours,

And what will happen, I implore?" She bopped him on the nose, made him sneeze the winked out of sight, giggling.

The next morning two tell tale screams lightened Juuban and deafened a certain cat.

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I'm refraining from doing the ~*~*~*~*~*~ some more. It's fun!! Yep, I'm weird.

Anyways!! This is my fist fanfiction and I decided to post it on ff.net finally. Tell me what you think! R&R please.