What Will Happen If the Authors And Authoress Own Saiyuki
Disclaimer: I wish I can have them!!!!!
SC: Ne…if anyone doesn't like interviews…GET OUT NOW!!!!!
CG: ^__^ FOOD!!!!
Interview #1: Genjo Sanzo
SC: So…what do you think will happen if fanfic writers own Saiyuki?
Sanzo: Chaos
SC: ^__^;;;;;;;
Sanzo: Trouble
SC: Anything nice to say other than that?
Sanzo: Like I said… chaos AND if they do own Saiyuki… we'll be dead by now…
SC: O…k… anything you say… I juz dun wanna get killed by you… I'm done
Sanzo: *takes out his gun and points it at SC* What did you say?
SC: No…nothing…
Sanzo: *keeps his gun* Good… anymore complains and I'll really kill you
SC: O…k… Now…get off the GOD DAMN STAGE!!!
Sanzo: *walks casually down the stage* Ch'…
Interview #2: Son Goku
SC: What do you think will happen?
Goku: Nothing… just more food! ^_______^
SC: Really?
Goku: Yeah…
SC: What if they do hentai fics…Yaoi fics… shonen-ai fics…?
Goku: What's that? Is it edible? Ne… Sanzo… what's hentai? What's yaoi? What's shonen-ai?
Sanzo: How should I know? ####################
SC: Eh heh heh…. Gomen…
Goku: Are we done yet?
SC: Yes, saru…
Goku: SARU JANAI YO!!!
SC: Whatever… get off the stage please…before I have to buy a new one…
Goku: HMP!! *walks down the stage and sits beside Sanzo*
Interview #3: Cho Hakkai
SC: What do you think will happen?
Hakkai: ^___^ Chaos
SC: ;;; Why do everyone say that?
Hakkai: Because… that's the truth!
SC: …………………… Sometimes… you're really weird…
Hakkai: @______^ Thank you!
SC: *edges away slowly* ………
Hakkai: Where are you going? @_______________^
SC: *falls off chair* @___@
Hakkai: Oh no! Are you okay? SC-san… are you okay?
SC: @______________________@
CG: *comes from backstage and pours a bucket of cold water on SC and goes backstage again*
SC: *wakes up* Wha—what happened?
Hakkai: You fell off your chair @______________________________________________^
SC: //What's there to be happy about?// Ok…we're done…
Hakkai: *goes off the stage and sits behind Goku* @__________________________________^
Goku: *freaked out* ………
Interview #4: Sha Gojyo
SC: Gojyo… Gojyo… where are you?
Hakkai: He said he had other things to do…
SC: *keeps looking around* Ne… where did Sanzo go to then?
Goku: Dunno… he too said that he had other things to do…
SC: O.o Maybe… upstairs… *goes upstairs*
Sanzo: *inside his room* AAAAAAAHH!!!!!!
Goku: Sanzo!! *goes upstairs and breaks Sanzo's door* Are? …………
Sanzo: What?
Goku: Sorry……
SC: @____@ *been flattened by door* *wakes up* Sanzo… what was that all about?
Sanzo: How should I know? #############
SC: …… Did you do something to upset Goku again? *hears Goku crying downstairs*
Sanzo: …………………………… F*** *goes downstairs*
Goku: *crying* Sanzo's sooo bad…
Sanzo: Goku…* hugs Goku and kisses him* *break the kiss* I'm sorry…
Goku: Really?
Sanzo: Yeah… I'll play with you…
Goku: YAY!! Sanzo's gonna play chess with me!!
SC: All that for a game of chess… Gojyo! Gojyo!! Where in H*** are you?!?!?! *goes inside the room* Gojyo? #######
Sanzo: *from downstairs* Don't bother interviewing him… he's out cold…
SC: *sees a kappa that is out cold* I see… *goes downstairs and helps Goku that is losing*
Soon…
Goku: Yes!! I win!! Thank you SC!!
Sanzo: *stoned*
Goku: Sanzo…? Sanzo…? AAAAHH!!!!! SC!! Something's wrong with Sanzo!!
SC: It's nothing… he'll get over it… //Heh heh… sooner or later… *evil smirk*//
~Owari~
For your information: Gojyo had beaten Sanzo two times in chess that's why Sanzo made him go out cold… ^_^;;;