The BIG Problem
Disclaimer: I do not own Inu Yasha or Rurouni Kenshin but I'm writing this story anyway.so sue me!
Chapter 1: What The ---- Is Going On?
Kagome was extremely angry with Inu Yasha. Inu Yasha had just told her that he would choose Kikyo over her.
"I'm not talking with you." Kagome said defiantly. "Oh c'mon Kagome." Inu Yasha pleaded. "SIT!!!" Kagome yelled. "Oh man this isn't good." Miroku and Sango said at the same time.
Kagome jumped down the well.
"Kagome don't go." Inu Yasha pleaded jumping after her. "Inu Yasha wait." Miroku called he jumped in after him. "Houshi-sama, don't follow him!" Sango pleaded jumping after Miroku. "Sango don't leave me here," Shippou pleaded at Sango. "C'mon Kirara."
Shippou and Kirara jumped in. They vanished. Shippou and Kirara climbed out the other side. Inu Yasha was confused.
"IT'S NOT THE ---- NEW MOON!!!" Inu Yasha yelled so loud that even Kenshin could here it. "Now now Inu Yasha," Kagome said soothingly. "Maybe we're not in my time. I don't even recognize the area." "The well must've been screwed with." Sango pointed out and looked warily around holding her hiraikotsu (large boomerang). "I don't sense anything." Miroku said. "We should try to get out of this forest," Shippou said. "It's creeping me out." "Good idea Shippou." Kagome said. "Let's go." Inu Yasha said. "Maybe I should lead in case there are any demons around." Miroku pointed out. "Good idea." Inu Yasha agreed.
Meanwhile in the Kamiya Dojo.....
"What was that?" Kaoru asked Kenshin. "I don't know that I don't." Kenshin answered. "Sano will you check it out," Koaru asked. "I have to watch Yahiko." "Okay." Sano said.
He walked out of the dojo. Sano could hear cursing in the distance.
"Kagome look out." Inu Yasha said. "SIT!" Kagome yelled. "AAH!!!" Inu Yasha yelled. "Serves you right Inu Yasha," said the person called Kagome (Sano doesn't know these people please remember). "And to think I actually thought you had a good side." "Houshi-sama," came another voice. "I'm going ahead." "But Sango-" said the person called Houshi-sama. "No buts," said the person called Sango. "I'm a demon exterminator. I can handle it. C'mon Kirara."
Sano braced himself. Sango came up.
"AH HA!" Sano yelled. "Wh-who are you?" Sango asked. "I'm not answering any questions." Sano answered. "Don't come anywhere near me lecher." Sango said getting into an attack position. "What are you gonna do little missy," Sano asked. "Swing that boomerang at me." "You bet I am," Sango answered. "If that doesn't work then I'll turn my sword on ya." "Like you can swing a sword around," Sano said sarcastically. "I've seen Hitokiri Battousai in action. I bet you can't beat him."
Sango looked confused.
"Who's Hitokiri Battousai?" Sango asked.
Sano fell over.
"Don't tell me that you don't know about Battousai!" Sano said shocked. "Who's Battousai?" Sango asked again. "I'm Battousai." Kenshin said coming out. "You're Battousai." Sango said pointing at him. "It's no joke." Kaoru said. "Not one," Yahiko said looking at Sango. "Hey you're prettier than Kaoru!"
Sango smiled.
"I'm guessing that you are Kaoru." Sango said.
By this time Inu Yasha and the others had come over the hill.
"I am." Kaoru answered. "You must be this little boy's older sister." Sango said mistaken. "I'm not," Kaoru corrected. "Yahiko is an orphan. I take care of him and teach him swordsmanship." "I see." Sango said. "I'm not a little boy," Yahiko said. "Why did you mistake Koaru for my older sister?" "Oh that," Sango said. "I thought you two were siblings because you act so much alike."
Sango's fists clenched and fire popped up behind.
"When I get my hands on Naraku," Sango said angrily making a gruesome motion with her boomerang. "He'll be dead." "You shouldn't kill that you shouldn't." Kenshin lectured. "Oh shut it Battousai," Sango said (Kaoru gasped). "You have no idea how it feels to be betrayed. Your whole family and village killed. Then being mistaken for dead." "I'm so sorry." Kaoru said. "It's okay really." Sango said sadly. "No it isn't." Kaoru continued sympathetically. "You were buried alive?" Sano asked. "Yes." Sango answered. "Why don't you and your friends stay with us for awhile." Kaoru suggested. "Okay." Sango said cheerfully.
She turned around.
"Hey Inu Yasha," Sango called racing up the hill. "I found a place to stay." "With demons or mortals?" Inu Yasha asked. "Humans you idiot." Sango answered mockingly. "What did you say?" Inu Yasha asked (flames rising behind him) angrily. "Don't make me s-word you Inu Yasha." Kagome said. "Please don't say it please," Inu Yasha said begging Kagome. "I beg of you. Don't say it." "What do you mean by 's-word you'?" Yahiko asked completely confused. "If I say sit-" Kagome said. "Aah!" Inu Yasha cried falling over. "I'm sorry Inu Yasha," Kagome apologized. "I didn't mean it that time." "Sure you did." Inu Yasha said exasperatedly. "SIT," Kagome yelled. "Now that time I meant it. If I tell him sit (looks at Inu Yasha as he sinks further into the ground) he'll fall down. The rosary around his neck has an incantation on it." "Oh," Yahiko. "I still-" "Why don't we go inside?" Kenshin suggested. "Good idea." Koaru agreed. "Hey who said we were going with you." Inu Yasha retorted. "I think it would be a good idea to go with them," Miroku whispered in Inu Yasha's ear. "We don't know if there's any demons around here." "Okay okay lecher." Inu Yasha said exasperatedly.
Kenshin was already walking back to the dojo with Sango and Kagome. "Hey Inu Yasha," Kagome called. "Are you just going to stand there all day or are you coming with us?" "You think I'm going to let some sort of demon get me." Inu Yasha called back. "Then you should come that you should." Kenshin said looking over his shoulder. "C'mon Shippou." Inu Yasha said picking him up by the tail and following Sano who was already walking away. "I don't wanna." Shippou cried. "He's sooooooo cute." Koaru said following Inu Yasha. "HEY SHIPPOU WHY DON'T YOU TURN INTO A RABBIT!!!!!!!" Miroku yelled.
Yahiko just stood there staring after Inu Yasha.
"WHY?!" Shippou asked. "JUST LET HER SEE A RABBIT!!!" Miroku yelled about to crack up laughing.
Kaoru's head swiveled toward Miroku.
"What was that?" Kaoru growled grabbing Miroku's robes. "N-nothing." Miroku lied. "Now now Miss Kaoru," Kenshin said. "You should treat your guests more nicely that you should." "KENSHIN, DON'T YOU DARE LECTURE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaoru yelled. "Well you should Miss Kaoru." Kenshin said sheepishly. "Hey," Kagome cried. "He's only telling you the truth. Anyways I don't see why you should try and hurt Miroku." "He's making fun of me." Kaoru said sullenly. "Miroku stop making fun of Kaoru." Sango said walking up to Miroku holding her hiraikotsu above her head. "Oh ----!!" Miroku cursed and started running. "GET BACK HERE MIROKU!!!" Sango yelled.
BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! Sango reappeared with Miroku (who she was dragging).
"Why'd you do that?" Kaoru asked Sango. "It's nothing," Sango answered. "Don't pay attention to him. He's just a monk who aids the common man he says. I'd like to see him do that one day."
Miroku was pulled up by Inu Yasha.
"Miroku you idiot," he said hitting him in the head. "You just had to make a fool of yourself didn't you." "SIT!" Kagome yelled. "AAH!" Inu Yasha fell face first into the ground.
Kenshin, Kagome, and Sango were walking back to the dojo.
"Inu Yasha are you coming or not?" Kagome asked. "Feh." Inu Yasha mumbled. "Sit boy." Kagome commanded. "AAH," Inu Yasha yelled as he sank deeper. "KAGOME GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!" "Why?" Kagome asked casually. "SO I CAN HIT YOU!" he yelled. "Jeez, for a human you sure are ill tempered." Sano said walking away with Miroku following him. "I'M NOT A HUMAN!!!" Inu Yasha yelled. "Sit boy." Kagome ordered (Inu Yasha falls flat on his face yet again).
Yahiko started cracking up laughing. Shippou notices the others going away and decides to follow Kaoru (who is mumbling to herself).
"Well aren't you cute." Koaru said looking down at Shippou.
Shippou just grins.
"You're coming with us." Kaoru said picking him up.
Inu Yasha picked up Yahiko and followed Kaoru.
"PUT ME DOWN!!!" Yahiko yelled. "I'd like to keep my hearing kid." Inu Yasha muttered. "I'M NOT A KID!!!" Yahiko yelled. "You sure are." Inu Yasha said sarcastically.
************************************************ A/N: Hope you like the story so far! KU KU KU KU KU!!!! That's right, I'm the defense attorney! This story may take awhile to finish.so be patient..I'm writing 7 fanfics at once yeah. Hee hee R&R Plz!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Inu Yasha or Rurouni Kenshin but I'm writing this story anyway.so sue me!
Chapter 1: What The ---- Is Going On?
Kagome was extremely angry with Inu Yasha. Inu Yasha had just told her that he would choose Kikyo over her.
"I'm not talking with you." Kagome said defiantly. "Oh c'mon Kagome." Inu Yasha pleaded. "SIT!!!" Kagome yelled. "Oh man this isn't good." Miroku and Sango said at the same time.
Kagome jumped down the well.
"Kagome don't go." Inu Yasha pleaded jumping after her. "Inu Yasha wait." Miroku called he jumped in after him. "Houshi-sama, don't follow him!" Sango pleaded jumping after Miroku. "Sango don't leave me here," Shippou pleaded at Sango. "C'mon Kirara."
Shippou and Kirara jumped in. They vanished. Shippou and Kirara climbed out the other side. Inu Yasha was confused.
"IT'S NOT THE ---- NEW MOON!!!" Inu Yasha yelled so loud that even Kenshin could here it. "Now now Inu Yasha," Kagome said soothingly. "Maybe we're not in my time. I don't even recognize the area." "The well must've been screwed with." Sango pointed out and looked warily around holding her hiraikotsu (large boomerang). "I don't sense anything." Miroku said. "We should try to get out of this forest," Shippou said. "It's creeping me out." "Good idea Shippou." Kagome said. "Let's go." Inu Yasha said. "Maybe I should lead in case there are any demons around." Miroku pointed out. "Good idea." Inu Yasha agreed.
Meanwhile in the Kamiya Dojo.....
"What was that?" Kaoru asked Kenshin. "I don't know that I don't." Kenshin answered. "Sano will you check it out," Koaru asked. "I have to watch Yahiko." "Okay." Sano said.
He walked out of the dojo. Sano could hear cursing in the distance.
"Kagome look out." Inu Yasha said. "SIT!" Kagome yelled. "AAH!!!" Inu Yasha yelled. "Serves you right Inu Yasha," said the person called Kagome (Sano doesn't know these people please remember). "And to think I actually thought you had a good side." "Houshi-sama," came another voice. "I'm going ahead." "But Sango-" said the person called Houshi-sama. "No buts," said the person called Sango. "I'm a demon exterminator. I can handle it. C'mon Kirara."
Sano braced himself. Sango came up.
"AH HA!" Sano yelled. "Wh-who are you?" Sango asked. "I'm not answering any questions." Sano answered. "Don't come anywhere near me lecher." Sango said getting into an attack position. "What are you gonna do little missy," Sano asked. "Swing that boomerang at me." "You bet I am," Sango answered. "If that doesn't work then I'll turn my sword on ya." "Like you can swing a sword around," Sano said sarcastically. "I've seen Hitokiri Battousai in action. I bet you can't beat him."
Sango looked confused.
"Who's Hitokiri Battousai?" Sango asked.
Sano fell over.
"Don't tell me that you don't know about Battousai!" Sano said shocked. "Who's Battousai?" Sango asked again. "I'm Battousai." Kenshin said coming out. "You're Battousai." Sango said pointing at him. "It's no joke." Kaoru said. "Not one," Yahiko said looking at Sango. "Hey you're prettier than Kaoru!"
Sango smiled.
"I'm guessing that you are Kaoru." Sango said.
By this time Inu Yasha and the others had come over the hill.
"I am." Kaoru answered. "You must be this little boy's older sister." Sango said mistaken. "I'm not," Kaoru corrected. "Yahiko is an orphan. I take care of him and teach him swordsmanship." "I see." Sango said. "I'm not a little boy," Yahiko said. "Why did you mistake Koaru for my older sister?" "Oh that," Sango said. "I thought you two were siblings because you act so much alike."
Sango's fists clenched and fire popped up behind.
"When I get my hands on Naraku," Sango said angrily making a gruesome motion with her boomerang. "He'll be dead." "You shouldn't kill that you shouldn't." Kenshin lectured. "Oh shut it Battousai," Sango said (Kaoru gasped). "You have no idea how it feels to be betrayed. Your whole family and village killed. Then being mistaken for dead." "I'm so sorry." Kaoru said. "It's okay really." Sango said sadly. "No it isn't." Kaoru continued sympathetically. "You were buried alive?" Sano asked. "Yes." Sango answered. "Why don't you and your friends stay with us for awhile." Kaoru suggested. "Okay." Sango said cheerfully.
She turned around.
"Hey Inu Yasha," Sango called racing up the hill. "I found a place to stay." "With demons or mortals?" Inu Yasha asked. "Humans you idiot." Sango answered mockingly. "What did you say?" Inu Yasha asked (flames rising behind him) angrily. "Don't make me s-word you Inu Yasha." Kagome said. "Please don't say it please," Inu Yasha said begging Kagome. "I beg of you. Don't say it." "What do you mean by 's-word you'?" Yahiko asked completely confused. "If I say sit-" Kagome said. "Aah!" Inu Yasha cried falling over. "I'm sorry Inu Yasha," Kagome apologized. "I didn't mean it that time." "Sure you did." Inu Yasha said exasperatedly. "SIT," Kagome yelled. "Now that time I meant it. If I tell him sit (looks at Inu Yasha as he sinks further into the ground) he'll fall down. The rosary around his neck has an incantation on it." "Oh," Yahiko. "I still-" "Why don't we go inside?" Kenshin suggested. "Good idea." Koaru agreed. "Hey who said we were going with you." Inu Yasha retorted. "I think it would be a good idea to go with them," Miroku whispered in Inu Yasha's ear. "We don't know if there's any demons around here." "Okay okay lecher." Inu Yasha said exasperatedly.
Kenshin was already walking back to the dojo with Sango and Kagome. "Hey Inu Yasha," Kagome called. "Are you just going to stand there all day or are you coming with us?" "You think I'm going to let some sort of demon get me." Inu Yasha called back. "Then you should come that you should." Kenshin said looking over his shoulder. "C'mon Shippou." Inu Yasha said picking him up by the tail and following Sano who was already walking away. "I don't wanna." Shippou cried. "He's sooooooo cute." Koaru said following Inu Yasha. "HEY SHIPPOU WHY DON'T YOU TURN INTO A RABBIT!!!!!!!" Miroku yelled.
Yahiko just stood there staring after Inu Yasha.
"WHY?!" Shippou asked. "JUST LET HER SEE A RABBIT!!!" Miroku yelled about to crack up laughing.
Kaoru's head swiveled toward Miroku.
"What was that?" Kaoru growled grabbing Miroku's robes. "N-nothing." Miroku lied. "Now now Miss Kaoru," Kenshin said. "You should treat your guests more nicely that you should." "KENSHIN, DON'T YOU DARE LECTURE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Kaoru yelled. "Well you should Miss Kaoru." Kenshin said sheepishly. "Hey," Kagome cried. "He's only telling you the truth. Anyways I don't see why you should try and hurt Miroku." "He's making fun of me." Kaoru said sullenly. "Miroku stop making fun of Kaoru." Sango said walking up to Miroku holding her hiraikotsu above her head. "Oh ----!!" Miroku cursed and started running. "GET BACK HERE MIROKU!!!" Sango yelled.
BASH! BASH! BASH! BASH! Sango reappeared with Miroku (who she was dragging).
"Why'd you do that?" Kaoru asked Sango. "It's nothing," Sango answered. "Don't pay attention to him. He's just a monk who aids the common man he says. I'd like to see him do that one day."
Miroku was pulled up by Inu Yasha.
"Miroku you idiot," he said hitting him in the head. "You just had to make a fool of yourself didn't you." "SIT!" Kagome yelled. "AAH!" Inu Yasha fell face first into the ground.
Kenshin, Kagome, and Sango were walking back to the dojo.
"Inu Yasha are you coming or not?" Kagome asked. "Feh." Inu Yasha mumbled. "Sit boy." Kagome commanded. "AAH," Inu Yasha yelled as he sank deeper. "KAGOME GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!" "Why?" Kagome asked casually. "SO I CAN HIT YOU!" he yelled. "Jeez, for a human you sure are ill tempered." Sano said walking away with Miroku following him. "I'M NOT A HUMAN!!!" Inu Yasha yelled. "Sit boy." Kagome ordered (Inu Yasha falls flat on his face yet again).
Yahiko started cracking up laughing. Shippou notices the others going away and decides to follow Kaoru (who is mumbling to herself).
"Well aren't you cute." Koaru said looking down at Shippou.
Shippou just grins.
"You're coming with us." Kaoru said picking him up.
Inu Yasha picked up Yahiko and followed Kaoru.
"PUT ME DOWN!!!" Yahiko yelled. "I'd like to keep my hearing kid." Inu Yasha muttered. "I'M NOT A KID!!!" Yahiko yelled. "You sure are." Inu Yasha said sarcastically.
************************************************ A/N: Hope you like the story so far! KU KU KU KU KU!!!! That's right, I'm the defense attorney! This story may take awhile to finish.so be patient..I'm writing 7 fanfics at once yeah. Hee hee R&R Plz!!!!!!!!