Note: This chapter has my very first sex scene. Aren't you proud of me? I wrote PORN! O.O The sex scene has been censored though. I've never written stuff with … you know. People doing you know. OMG. I wrote porn! o.O It was a silly plot-less story, but now it's a silly plot-less story with porn! If you'd like the uncensored version, please say so in your review and provide your email address. I don't want ff net to hate me. Actually, I don't really give a fuck but I don't want my story to be erased. People actually reviewed. O.O
Oh, and there are review replies at the bottom, so no, I did not write pages and pages of Harry and Draco having sex. I censored that part out remember?
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Glare. He was extraneously annoyed. He wasn't annoyed. He wasn't really annoyed. He was extraneously annoyed. He glared at the other boy; who was currently sulking on the other end of the very nice, very comfortable, and very big bed. Hopefully he'd be able to glare a hole through the other boy's head.
"Potter…" he said flatly. "How long are you going to sulk?" The other boy looked at him with his narrowed green eyes.
"Draco dearest," he said pointedly," I am going to sulk as long I want until you let me do extremely naughty things to you." He ran a hand through his coal black strands of hair, and promptly resumed sulking.
Draco Malfoy was currently at a loss for words. He chewed on his lower lip as he thought in an irritated manner that Harry Potter sounded like a child whose toy had been taken away. Potter was not allowed to sulk. Only he was allowed to sulk. He was a Malfoy. Potter was not allowed to sulk. A sulking Harry Potter made Draco feel very uncomfortable.
Draco scowled," It's not my fault." Yes, he thought.
It's not my fault. It's your fault for kidnapping me so
you could have your wicked way with me.
Harry sighed and said," Draco, I was having loads of delicious fun snogging
you senseless on the bed, but apparently I wasn't doing a good enough
job of distracting you since you pushed me away the moment I loosened your tie."
Draco blushed and muttered something that Harry couldn't hear. "Pardon?" asked Harry. "What did you say?"
Draco cleared his throat uncomfortably and said," I've never gone beyond…" He trailed off; hoping Harry would get it and spare him the humiliation of saying it out loud.
It seemed Harry put two and two together as he suddenly grinned. He said in
a rather delighted tone," Really?"
Draco scowled. He said in an indignant tone," Yes, really. Just who do
you think I am, Potter? I'm not about to let just anyone touch me. I'm
a Malfoy. We ooze attractiveness by the dozen, but we don't sleep around
by the dozen." Harry looked at him with wide eyes, and Draco was just
about to smirk before Harry started laughing.
Now it was Draco's turn to widen his eyes incredulously. He sputtered," W-what are you laughing at?" Harry just kept laughing and Draco pursed his lips tightly together.
"Fine!" Draco said. He moved to stand up, but Harry grabbed his wrist and pulled him down so that he was able to circle his arms around Draco. He pressed his face into Draco's shoulder, and kept laughing until the laughs subsided into chuckles that subsided into a smile.
Harry grinned and said, "Good. I'll have infinite more amounts of fun."
Draco scowled and said, "That didn't make sense…"
Harry grinned even more and said, "Draco, shut up and let me take care of everything." He leaned down towards Draco who tried, although not very hard, unsuccessfully to push him away.
Draco scowled even more and said in a warning, "Potter, wipe that grin off your face. Potter, back away. Potter, I don't want your li-MUMPH." And that was the end of his protestation. Not that he really minded. He rather liked the tingly feelings in his lips as Potter sucked and nibbled on them.
Harry couldn't help grinning. Draco was so relaxed, despite the protests which were only for appearance's sake. It made him positively giddy. He pushed Draco gently down onto the bed and briefly admired the dazed look and the blushed cheeks. His soft platinum blond hair was splayed about on the black sheets, and Harry was glad that Draco wasn't slicking his hair back into that icky imitation of his father anymore. He looked extremely ravishing right now from Harry's point of view, so Harry set back to the task of ravishing the unresisting Draco.
Draco almost protested when Harry's lips left his, but he wasn't going to give the bastard the satisfaction. He wasn't—Oh, now that felt rather nice. Draco bit his lip as Harry nipped on his collarbone while unbuttoning the rest of his white dress shirt. The tie had been disposed of earlier during their make out session, and now Draco hadn't the wits to figure out why he had protested earlier.
As Harry trickled kisses down his chest, Draco arched up to meet that very, very clever mouth. As he was doing so, he tugged Draco's black slacks down along with his underwear, accidentally brushing his hand over Draco's arousal. Draco sucked in a breath. Abruptly Harry stopped and got up. Draco blinked once, then twice before scowling. He sat up and looked around the room to find that Harry had disappeared. "What the bloody hell?" he said grumpily, "Potter! If you don't get your arse back here right this instant I'm going to hex you! You can't do this!"
Harry was busy peppering Draco's chest with kisses when he realized something was missing. Blast it all to hell. He had forgotten the fruit, whipped cream, and god knows what else. He mentally smacked himself. How could he forget the fruit and whipped cream? He glanced over at an ebony table, spotting said items on a silver tray, and hurriedly went to retrieve them.
He smiled, amused at Draco's eagerness, and said teasingly, "I can't do what Draco?"
Flustered, but beyond caring about pretenses, Draco said petulantly, "You can't make me want this and then STOP. It's not fair." He pouted with his swollen kissed lips before licking them slowly.
Harry's eyes were glued onto Draco's lips and that pink tongue that darted out to slowly lick them in a circle. Harry gulped and his eyes darkened in arousal as he approached the bed. He said, "I wasn't planning on stopping. You do know that you look totally sexy right now right? Could you lick your lips again please? And lower your eyes a bit, maybe bat them a little. You know, look a little –wow." Harry almost forgot to breathe. His pants felt a lot tighter now.
Harry set the tray off to the side on the bed, but within reach. Smiling slyly he slinked over to Draco before pushing him down on the bed again. He thoroughly kissed the boy again before breathing on his lips, "Yup. Knew it, you have a very talented tongue Mister Malfoy."
Draco looked up at him dazedly and said, "Huh?" He looked so cute, thought Harry. Then he snickered and thought about what Draco would say about the issue of his cuteness. He shook his head. He was supposed to be bedding Draco Malfoy right now.
Harry smiled and said, "Do you like fruit Draco?" He reached over to the tray and picked up some cherries that were dripping in syrup. He held the fruit to Draco's mouth. "C'mon sweetling." Harry didn't need to say anything else as Draco opened his mouth to accept the juicy red cherries. He looked questioningly at Harry after finishing them, as he had yet to pull his hand away. The syrup was dripping down, and Harry said huskily, "Clean my hand for me?" Draco blushed before taking Harry's index finger into his mouth, sucking lightly and making sure to lick all the syrup off. He looked up at Harry, who was currently looking at him like he wanted to devour him. Hesitantly, not sure if he was doing it right, Draco began to work on the other four fingers. When he was done, he held Harry's hand light as he licked all the syrup off.
Harry stared at Draco. Pretty, his brain thought, very, very pretty and definitely very fuckable. Probably even very cuddlable. Harry licked his lips as he gazed at Draco; his pale blond hair falling freely into those dark grey and half lidded eyes. He definitely knew he liked how Draco looked with his white dress shirt unbuttoned and falling slightly on his pale slim thighs. He especially liked the contrast of Draco against the black silken sheets. Draco looks very delectable.
Draco jumped as he heard Harry say that he looked very delectable. Eyes widening in panic he threw himself on the other side of the bed grabbing one of the black velvet pillows as a weapon. He said in a nervous tone, "You don't want to eat me Potter. I've heard that Malfoys taste really bad. Really. I'm not delectable at all. My great-great-great uncle was eaten by a demon, and the demon's never eaten another person from our family. He says we taste bitter."
Harry stared at Draco incredulously, before bursting out laughing. He actually thought he was going to eat him as a meal! As Harry clutched his stomach, laughing, Draco decided it was a good opportunity to escape. Why hadn't anyone told him that Harry Potter ate people? Wait, of course no one told him! After all, Potter was THE Harry Potter, vanquisher of evil you-know-who. What did it matter that he ate humans. Damn it, he didn't want to get eaten.
Draco climbed out of the bed and tried to get to the door. Fortunately, Harry stopped laughing long enough to chase after him. Draco had only made it a couple steps before he felt two strong arms wrap around his waist. He stilled instantly. Harry chuckled and pulled Draco to him, pressing them closer together. Draco bit his lip. Harry grinned and kissed Draco's neck, bringing forth a moan from the blond.
Harry smiled into Draco's skin and said as he planted a kiss between word, "Draco (kiss) I (kiss) am (kiss) going (kiss) to (kiss) eat (kiss) you," Utterly defeated, Draco whimpered. Okay, it felt good. He was going to get eaten, and it felt too good form him to resist. Damn Potter and his irresistible sexy feel good charm. "But (kiss) not (kiss) in (kiss) the (kiss) way (kiss) you (kiss) think (kiss)."
Draco blinked and tried to look at Harry, who was now currently kissing his shoulder. He bluntly said, "I don't get it."
Harry sighed. It was cute. He liked that Draco was a virgin. He had also sorts of plans for corrupting our resident antagonist. But did he have to be so naïve? He took one look at Draco's scrunched up nose and his adorably confused face. His heart melted. Okay, it wasn't so bad. He turned Draco around so that he was facing him, linking his hands behind Draco's back.
Giving Draco an Eskimo kiss and a quick peck on the lips, Harry said, "It means that I'm going to kiss you, lick you, touch you, and definitely fuck you senseless. That is what I meant when I accidentally said you looked delectable. Delectable can also translate to extremely fuckable." He tipped his head downwards and licked Draco's cheek. "And you don't taste bitter at all. Very sweet in fact." Draco blushed, again. At this rate, he was going to lose blood cells. But of course he didn't know that. He was muggle phobic.
Draco tilted his head up, and said slowly, "You're not going to eat me for dinner. You're going to fuck me for dinner." He blinked. "Oh."
Harry grinned as he guided Draco back to the bed, pushing him down again. He said, "I'm going to eat you now. If you want to back out, now's the time to do it. I won't stop once I've started."
Draco glared up at Harry and said petulantly, "I'm not afraid of you." Harry wisely did not comment on Draco's fear of being eaten, and leaned down to kiss Draco. Satisfied when Draco was once again in the mood, Harry began to divest himself of his clothes. Draco couldn't help but stare; now he knew what Harry meant by delectable.
Harry looked at Draco slyly and said, "Do you like what you see?"
Draco turned his head to the side and muttered something about arrogant pricks. Harry leaned down, pressing his body fully against Draco's, and laughed. That laugh sent vibrations through his whole body. Draco wanted more and he told Harry so.
"Your wish is my command." Draco snorted at that but Harry kissed him again and soon he forgot about things like snorting.
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Then Harry began the task of shagging Draco senseless.
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Afterwards, Harry and Draco lay together, legs tangled. Harry was holding Draco, and Draco was busy letting Harry hold him. He felt very sleepy. No wonder people said sex required you to be in good health. It had left him exhausted.
Draco scowled and said, "Fucking asshole. You made me beg." Draco yawned and put his head back on Harry's chest.
Harry smiled dreamily. "Mmm… yup, and it was a total turn on." Harry was feeling very sated, and he looked down at Draco affectionately.
Draco frowned and said, "You're a beast. Do you know that?" He ran his hands up and down Harry's chest.
Harry grinned. "Mmm… yup, and don't tell me that it wasn't a total turn on." Draco blushed.
"Shut up." Draco hid his face in Harry's chest.
A light chuckle. "If you say so dearest. I'll do whatever it takes to get you into bed again."
"Again? I thought you were a one night stand kind of guy, Potter. In fact, I'm surprised you're still here." He'd heard tales of Harry's endeavors. It was popular gossip.
Harry scowled. "Did you want it to be a one night stand Malfoy?" He put a great deal of emphasis on the Malfoy.
Draco looked flustered. He hadn't wanted to make Harry mad. It was true. Harry Potter was hot, and he knew it. Harry Potter engaged in a lot of flings. Draco just wanted to be clear on their situation. "NO! Of course no—I mean yes! No, wait. Oh bugger. My head hurts Harry. This is entirely your fault." He snuggled into Harry's chest.
Harry laughed and said, "Relax, I was just teasing you. You are way too easy."
Draco stiffened, misinterpreting the easy statement, and said, "I beg your pardon Potter. I am not a whore who just spreads his legs for people to fuck."
Harry looked at him weirdly and began laughing again. He pulled Draco up to eye level and said in an amused tone, "That's not what I meant dearest. I know, okay? You can be so cute sometimes." He pecked Draco on the cheek, and resumed holding him, feeling content. Draco scrunched his face together but didn't say anything.
They lay in comfortable silence before Harry said suddenly, "You're my boyfriend now."
Draco smiled shyly before saying teasingly, "Are you sure you're up to the task of satisfying my needs?"
"Oh, I know I can I satisfy your needs. I had you screaming under me for more just a while back. Now tell me I didn't satisfy you. You'd be lying of course."
"Not those needs you perverted arrogant twat. I'm used to being spoiled and pampered. The question is: are you willing to spoil and pamper me too?"
Harry looked down at Draco and said earnestly, "Of course I will. I'll be the perfect boyfriend. In fact, I'll spoil and pamper you rotten." Draco grinned. He liked being spoiled and pampered. He started humming happily. The prospect of Harry spoiling him rotten made him very, very happy.
Draco stopped humming when Harry whispered into his ear huskily, "But I'll be expecting you to satisfy my needs in bed of course. I'm going to fuck you every single day at least once. And next weekend I'm going to tie you up in bed and we'll spend it having sex." Draco's eyes widened in horror as his cheeks reddened.
He began to say admonishingly, "Harry Potter, you honestly don't expe—MUMPH."
-The End-
Ice Lupus: Erm, I don't know why the word welps offends you. I realize that maybe it's because it sounds like whelps, but that's not what I meant. It's a twisted version of well. So basically I was saying, "well, leave a review and maybe I'll see if I'll write some more." Thank you for admitting to the cuteness of my story.LuciShadow: Well, it's a good thing you managed to stop laughing! It wouldn't do to have you die from lack of oxygen.
scrEamingmiMi: I think I made it pretty graphic. I hope I didn't disappoint. I just lost a night's worth of sleep writing this and I've never written anything graphic either.
eyes in the darkness: Cheeky? The story, or me? Lol. j/k. Thanks for saying it was good.
louise4: Heh. I like ficlets with horny and in charge Harry and helpless attracted Draco. They're a good break from the more angsty ficlets.
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OKAY! I have an idea for an extra chapter. If I get enough reviews, I'll write it. (yes, I know I'm a review whore.) It involves Harry and Draco, and the great hall, and food.Oh, and if you read original slash fiction, I have two stories posted on fp com. They're under the same penname. One is called Aspirations. "Aspirations" involves a lord, his overly ambitious sister, princes, bandits, treason, and occasional unwilling cross-dressing! The other is called Missing You Always. (gag) It involves two lovers who separated due to one's idjitness. Now he wants to get back together. I'd appreciate if you read and reviewed those stories.
Kay, I need to get to sleep now. I risked my mother's wrath to write this, and I'm going running at 7am. (although I might just ignore my cell phone when my friend calls. --;;; ) Please point out any spelling/grammatical errors you see! I'm pretty sure there are some. It's 4:32 am right now. I know I made some mistakes somewhere.
Thank you all for reading and reviewing! Bye! G'night!
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Oi i'm back. Fixed this chapter. And I've waiting to see if anyone noticed that this chapter, I wrote blue eyes instead of silver/grey. No one did. I'm sad lol. I was going to give a cookie to whoever noticed. I also took out a part that was a bit excessive. Thank you RWThunder for pointing it out to me.