Author's Note: The last chapter! On the day of Revolutions! That worked out rather well, didn't it? Anyway, if you want to understand the last line of this chapter, read chapter 8 of my previous parody. It's not necessary, but it'll help you laugh:
Chapter 9: To Be Unscrambled
Peo comes to a stop on top of a large building and lays Finite down.
"The bullet still inside," he taunts.
"Then take it out!" she yelled, hitting him.
"Fine…" sulks Peo. He reaches inside her and pulls the bullet out through her ass. The process is extremely painful, and she dies. Peo's phone rings.
"Yes?"
"You gotta bring her back," Clink says. "Morphbus is going crazy!"
In the background, Peo hears a voice screaming "no! Mah bitch! I don't wanna have to use Peo!"
Peo rolls his eyes and grabs his defibrillator from the Batman utility belt he sent away for when he was four.
"Clear!" he says to no one. He presses it to Finite's chest and shocks her. She wakes up. Peo shocks her again.
"Ow! I'm awake!"
"…I knew that."
Peo and the rest of the Nebizzle II crew sit inside the cafeteria.
"I don't understand," Morphbus said.
"Okay, I'm only gonna explain it one more time," Peo says. "The male takes this and puts it into that. You got it?"
"No…"
Finite sighs. "Never mind. The point is, Peo fucked up."
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Nuh-uh!"
"Yes, you did."
"I know you are, but what am I?"
"You're not even listening!"
"I am rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off me – "
Finite kicks him in the balls. Peo hollers and hunches over. A beeping fills the ship.
"Hey!" Clink calls. "We get signal!"
"Turn main screen on," Morphbus orders.
"Somebody set us up the bomb!"
"What you say?" cries Morphbus in despair.
"We have no chance to survive make your time!"
Morphbus, Finite, and Peo rush out of the Nebizzle II moments before a bomb hits it and destroys it with Clink still inside.
"Yes!" cry Morphbus and Peo, exchanging high fives.
"Hey, assholes, Sentinels are coming," Finite reminds them. "Let's go."
They begin to run. The Sentinels catch up.
"Shit," says Peo. "We're not gonna make it! TAKE FINITE! SHE'S THE REAL ONE!"
"Bitch!" yells Finite, shooting her gun at Peo. He yells and falls into a coma. Morphbus stops running.
"We make our stand here," he says, holding his middle finger out at the Sentinel. Peo's comatose form suddenly goes into spasms, and while the Sentinels are distracted Morphbus beats them over the head. Another hovercraft comes sailing over the ridge and crashes into the ground. The door opens.
"It's the Blammer!" Morphbus yells. "You've come to rescue us!"
"…Sure…" the Captain says, looking around nervously.
"Somebody triggered an EMP before our ships were in position," the Captain said. "In retaliation, Coward opened fire with his lasers. That made everyone else start firing. By the time the machines got there, most people had been slaughtered."
"Were there any survivors?"
"…One…"
Laying across the table from Peo, also in a coma is…Bitch.
Author's Note: Get it? It's Bitch, aka Switch, who also came back from the dead in my other parody...Huh? Huh? Never mind. Anyway, did you like it? Review and tell me! Every time you read and don't review, God kills a kitten. Save kittens, leave reviews!