MINI-TROLLS FOR XANDER
Author's Note: Unless you're familiar with HonorH's "Official Buffy and Angel Fanfiction University" fic, this story won't make much sense. But, let's just say, I want Xander to beat Cordelia for most mini-trolls. This is mainly for you, HonorH. Enjoy!
Starring: Xander Level Harris
One day, Xannder was walking down the street. "Gee," Xandar thought, "I sure am glad my name is Xandor. Xandur is such a cool name, much better than Rupert. Oh yeah, I am Xandir, hear me roar!"
Just then, someone called out, "Hey, Xanderr!"
Xandarr turned around and saw Willow approaching. "This is Xandre, how may I be of service to you," he said in a mock voice.
"Oh, Xandder, you and your jokes," Willow said.
"So, what's up?" Xanddar asked.
Willow approached Xanddor. "Well, Xanddur," she said, "I just heard that there's another guy named Xanddir in school. Two Xandrers!"
"More than one Xandoor?" Xandeer asked, "We have a Xamder surplus?"
"Looks like," Willow told Xender.
"Another Zander?" Zandoor said, still not believing it, "But there's only one Zanddor! I am the only Zandre!"
"Not anymore, Zandir," Willow told Zandor, "There's a new Zandeer in town."
"I've gotta find this Zandar!" exclaimed Zandur, "I'll show him who's the real Zandrer!"
"You're the Zender Harres, you're the real Zandder Haris!" Willow sang, "All the other Zandarr Haireses are just imitators! Will the real Zamder Harriss please stand up, please stand up?"
"Ha ha," said Zanddur, "Look, the good name of Zanddar is really important to me. You can't just let anyone be called Zanddir."
"Zannder, it's not such a big deal," said Willow.
"Oh, I think it is, Mr. Zanderr," said a voice.
They both turned around, and there stood none other than the new Zxander.
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
. . . NOT!!!
Author's Note: Unless you're familiar with HonorH's "Official Buffy and Angel Fanfiction University" fic, this story won't make much sense. But, let's just say, I want Xander to beat Cordelia for most mini-trolls. This is mainly for you, HonorH. Enjoy!
Starring: Xander Level Harris
One day, Xannder was walking down the street. "Gee," Xandar thought, "I sure am glad my name is Xandor. Xandur is such a cool name, much better than Rupert. Oh yeah, I am Xandir, hear me roar!"
Just then, someone called out, "Hey, Xanderr!"
Xandarr turned around and saw Willow approaching. "This is Xandre, how may I be of service to you," he said in a mock voice.
"Oh, Xandder, you and your jokes," Willow said.
"So, what's up?" Xanddar asked.
Willow approached Xanddor. "Well, Xanddur," she said, "I just heard that there's another guy named Xanddir in school. Two Xandrers!"
"More than one Xandoor?" Xandeer asked, "We have a Xamder surplus?"
"Looks like," Willow told Xender.
"Another Zander?" Zandoor said, still not believing it, "But there's only one Zanddor! I am the only Zandre!"
"Not anymore, Zandir," Willow told Zandor, "There's a new Zandeer in town."
"I've gotta find this Zandar!" exclaimed Zandur, "I'll show him who's the real Zandrer!"
"You're the Zender Harres, you're the real Zandder Haris!" Willow sang, "All the other Zandarr Haireses are just imitators! Will the real Zamder Harriss please stand up, please stand up?"
"Ha ha," said Zanddur, "Look, the good name of Zanddar is really important to me. You can't just let anyone be called Zanddir."
"Zannder, it's not such a big deal," said Willow.
"Oh, I think it is, Mr. Zanderr," said a voice.
They both turned around, and there stood none other than the new Zxander.
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
. . . NOT!!!