The Mis-Adventures of Captain Kuro
Chapter One: Kuro's Morning Madness
Captain Kuro lie in his cabin, fast asleep, curled up like the kitty he was, the waves of the sea slowly rocking the ship back and forth, back and forth, back and forth...
Kuro's sharp eyes bolted open suddenly. "JANGO!!!!" he screamed, closing his eyes and clearing his head. "JAAAANGO!!!!!"
Jango raced in..well, more like moonwalked in..in that special way of his, holding his hat on his head with a gloved hand. "Hai, Kuro-sama?" he asked to leader of the Kuroneko pirates.
"Puke bucket, please.." choked the dark-haired captain, holding a hand over his mouth. Jango, with the speed of something...that moves...moderatly..fast...a stoat!..grabbed a crude-looking bucket and brought it over to his captain. Kuro proptly grabbed the bucket and proceeded to vomit -- although, it sounded much more like a cat coughing up a rather large hairball.
"Arigatou, Jango.." muttered the captain when he finished, and shoved the bucket back to Jango. Jango promptly took the bucket back and tossed the contents out the window of the captain's quarters -- SOMEONE would mop it up..or slip in it. Either would be good.
"You're welcome, captain Kuro-sama!" no sooner had the hypnotist said these words, when a massive, metal claw was pointed right to his throat -- Kuro had sat up, and put his gloves on.
"Jango? WHAT have I told you about calling me that?" growled Kuro, glaring in Jango's direction.
"Ano...Ano...To..stop?" Jango asked, hoping it was the right answer.
"YES." hissed Kuro, moving his claw away from Jango's throat.
Jango rubbed his throat and gave a quick sigh of relief. "Kuro-sama? May I call you that?"
"Hai." responded the captain, searching for his spectacles -- which were sitting on his forehead.
"Kuro-sama, why can we not call you captain? Every ship needs a captain, and you have the captain jacket.."
"I don't want any of you calling me captain, because I hate you all and will kill you in your sleep." Kuro snarled, his glasses falling down to his nose. He pushed them up with the palm of his hand. Jango sniffled,
"Oh Kuro-sama.." he said, awe in his voice. "I never knew you loved us all so much!!" and with that, he threw his arms around the captain's neck. Kuro shuddered and scowled at the hypnotist's display of affection,
"DON'T touch me..it sickens me.."
"But Captain! We had no idea we meant so much to you!!" cried Jango, giant tears flowing down his face in a comical way.
"FUCK. OFF." shouted the very irate kitty-man. Jango took this (finally) as a sign to back off -- kitty doesn't like to be touched.
Kuro sighed and pushed his glasses up with his palm again, "So, what's in the news today?" he asked, shrugging his captain's jacket higher up onto his shoulders.
"Absolutly nothing sir!" the hypnotist stated, gleefully.
"Nothing?" asked Kuro, raising a brow.
"Noth-- oh, wait, SOMETHING!"
"Something now? What KIND of something?"
"A..special something!"
"Jango.." growled the captain. "Stop beating around the bush."
"Fullbody said he would be stopping by..."
"FULLBODY??!!" screamed the insanly irate Kuro-sama. "WHY IS HE COMING HERE?!"
"He..feels like it?"
"FEELS LIKE IT??!!" screamed Kuro, his teeth now fangs and stress marks popping out all over his face. Jango began to cower in fear.
"Sir, I can always--" began Jango, suddenly confused when Kuro leapt up and started rumaging though his laundry.
"WHERE'S MY PANTS?!" he yelled, kicking blazers around. "WHERE ARE MY MAGIC SHOES?!"
"Sir, they arn't magic. They simply let you dance around and teleport.."
"I don't give a flying fuck! Where are they?!"
"On your feet.."
"And..My pants?"
"You threw them out the window. You said you'd never need them again."
"JANGO!!" Kuro yelled, smacking the other man on the head with his palm.
"I'm serious sir!!" the hypnotist cried, "You said they were far too confining and hot!!"
Kuro gave a great sigh. "Wonderful. Peachy. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck." he growled, stepping out of his cabin and onto the upper-deck, in a black shirt, his pirate-captain jacket, and a pair of plaid boxer shorts with little black kitties on them. He cleared his throat as Jango walked out to join him, confused by the matter.
"Men! Starbucks..erm..STARBOARD bound! Find a port!" he yelled out to his crew.
"Kuro-sama? Why?" asked Jango.
"We..are going to buy PANTS!"
~End Chapter 1~
Author's Note:
BK: Alright..that sucks..*sweatdrops* Gomen nasai, minna-san! This is my first attempt at a One Piece fic..
I hate Captain Kuro in a way..his shoes bother me..Same with the whole thing with his glasses...yet, at the same time..I LOVE him more than anything and he rocks my socks......Okay, so I love his claws...*_* mmmmmm....sharp and pointy...
*aherm*
Anyways, I find this just plain stupid...Gomen...I'm rusty at writting fics...and this is my first attempt at anything One Piece (gods how I love it...)..and..well, I promise you the second chapter will be so much better!!! I mean, tit practically writes itself! Imagine -- Kuro and Jango, off to buy pants!
If you have any suggestions I should write into it, go ahead and tell me..^^;;;;
This is the Stupid Fox, signing ou -- Oooo!!!! A Chopper!!! *glomps and huggles the reindeer* ^__^
Chapter One: Kuro's Morning Madness
Captain Kuro lie in his cabin, fast asleep, curled up like the kitty he was, the waves of the sea slowly rocking the ship back and forth, back and forth, back and forth...
Kuro's sharp eyes bolted open suddenly. "JANGO!!!!" he screamed, closing his eyes and clearing his head. "JAAAANGO!!!!!"
Jango raced in..well, more like moonwalked in..in that special way of his, holding his hat on his head with a gloved hand. "Hai, Kuro-sama?" he asked to leader of the Kuroneko pirates.
"Puke bucket, please.." choked the dark-haired captain, holding a hand over his mouth. Jango, with the speed of something...that moves...moderatly..fast...a stoat!..grabbed a crude-looking bucket and brought it over to his captain. Kuro proptly grabbed the bucket and proceeded to vomit -- although, it sounded much more like a cat coughing up a rather large hairball.
"Arigatou, Jango.." muttered the captain when he finished, and shoved the bucket back to Jango. Jango promptly took the bucket back and tossed the contents out the window of the captain's quarters -- SOMEONE would mop it up..or slip in it. Either would be good.
"You're welcome, captain Kuro-sama!" no sooner had the hypnotist said these words, when a massive, metal claw was pointed right to his throat -- Kuro had sat up, and put his gloves on.
"Jango? WHAT have I told you about calling me that?" growled Kuro, glaring in Jango's direction.
"Ano...Ano...To..stop?" Jango asked, hoping it was the right answer.
"YES." hissed Kuro, moving his claw away from Jango's throat.
Jango rubbed his throat and gave a quick sigh of relief. "Kuro-sama? May I call you that?"
"Hai." responded the captain, searching for his spectacles -- which were sitting on his forehead.
"Kuro-sama, why can we not call you captain? Every ship needs a captain, and you have the captain jacket.."
"I don't want any of you calling me captain, because I hate you all and will kill you in your sleep." Kuro snarled, his glasses falling down to his nose. He pushed them up with the palm of his hand. Jango sniffled,
"Oh Kuro-sama.." he said, awe in his voice. "I never knew you loved us all so much!!" and with that, he threw his arms around the captain's neck. Kuro shuddered and scowled at the hypnotist's display of affection,
"DON'T touch me..it sickens me.."
"But Captain! We had no idea we meant so much to you!!" cried Jango, giant tears flowing down his face in a comical way.
"FUCK. OFF." shouted the very irate kitty-man. Jango took this (finally) as a sign to back off -- kitty doesn't like to be touched.
Kuro sighed and pushed his glasses up with his palm again, "So, what's in the news today?" he asked, shrugging his captain's jacket higher up onto his shoulders.
"Absolutly nothing sir!" the hypnotist stated, gleefully.
"Nothing?" asked Kuro, raising a brow.
"Noth-- oh, wait, SOMETHING!"
"Something now? What KIND of something?"
"A..special something!"
"Jango.." growled the captain. "Stop beating around the bush."
"Fullbody said he would be stopping by..."
"FULLBODY??!!" screamed the insanly irate Kuro-sama. "WHY IS HE COMING HERE?!"
"He..feels like it?"
"FEELS LIKE IT??!!" screamed Kuro, his teeth now fangs and stress marks popping out all over his face. Jango began to cower in fear.
"Sir, I can always--" began Jango, suddenly confused when Kuro leapt up and started rumaging though his laundry.
"WHERE'S MY PANTS?!" he yelled, kicking blazers around. "WHERE ARE MY MAGIC SHOES?!"
"Sir, they arn't magic. They simply let you dance around and teleport.."
"I don't give a flying fuck! Where are they?!"
"On your feet.."
"And..My pants?"
"You threw them out the window. You said you'd never need them again."
"JANGO!!" Kuro yelled, smacking the other man on the head with his palm.
"I'm serious sir!!" the hypnotist cried, "You said they were far too confining and hot!!"
Kuro gave a great sigh. "Wonderful. Peachy. Fuck fuckity fuck fuck." he growled, stepping out of his cabin and onto the upper-deck, in a black shirt, his pirate-captain jacket, and a pair of plaid boxer shorts with little black kitties on them. He cleared his throat as Jango walked out to join him, confused by the matter.
"Men! Starbucks..erm..STARBOARD bound! Find a port!" he yelled out to his crew.
"Kuro-sama? Why?" asked Jango.
"We..are going to buy PANTS!"
~End Chapter 1~
Author's Note:
BK: Alright..that sucks..*sweatdrops* Gomen nasai, minna-san! This is my first attempt at a One Piece fic..
I hate Captain Kuro in a way..his shoes bother me..Same with the whole thing with his glasses...yet, at the same time..I LOVE him more than anything and he rocks my socks......Okay, so I love his claws...*_* mmmmmm....sharp and pointy...
*aherm*
Anyways, I find this just plain stupid...Gomen...I'm rusty at writting fics...and this is my first attempt at anything One Piece (gods how I love it...)..and..well, I promise you the second chapter will be so much better!!! I mean, tit practically writes itself! Imagine -- Kuro and Jango, off to buy pants!
If you have any suggestions I should write into it, go ahead and tell me..^^;;;;
This is the Stupid Fox, signing ou -- Oooo!!!! A Chopper!!! *glomps and huggles the reindeer* ^__^