Rena: "Hello, I'm Rena Cutler."

Sola: "And I'm Sola Israh. Welcome to Paradise Hotel, Anime style! You, the readers, can also sign up."

Rena: "Yup. Just fill out this little form right here..." -Picks up a large stack of papers. -

Sola: -.-; "Wrong form... they need to fill out this form." -Holds up a single piece of paper.-

Rena: "Opps...hehehe..." ^.^;

*The paper reads:

Name:

Age:

Occupation:

Appearance:

Personality:

History:

Other:

Rena: "Cool. Oh, and we also need a couple of co-hosts, so if you're interested, put that under other. Hopefully we can get you all in...hehehe..."

Sola: "Lets meet our 'lucky' contestants." -She and Rena appear on a brightly-lit stage.- "They are..."

Rena: "Faye Valentine!"

Faye: -Looking very confused, she appeared on the stage.- "What happened? Where am I?! What happened to my money?"

Sola: "Never mind that... Spike Spegial!"

Spike: -He appeared, falling on his back. Moments ago, he had been sitting down, relaxing, and smoking. Sola and Rena laughed, Rena walked over and snatched the cigarette.- "Huh?"

Rena: "No smoking, it kills."

Spike: "Damn..."

Rena: -Hit him over the head, knocking him out.-"Shut up, its not your turn! Next, Kagome and Inuyasha!" -An arrow whizzed by Sola's head, and Inuyasha almost landed on Rena.- "Umm...hi."

Kagome: "What happened to our battle with Sesshoumaru?"

Sola: "Which brings us to our next two contestants, Sesshoumaru and Kikyou!"

Sesshoumaru: -He appeared in his dog demon form, tired and bloody.- "Damn, I thought the battle was over... Rin? Rin?! RIN?!?!"

Kikyou: -She appeared with her soul stealers.- "Inuyasha... I shall have my revenge!"

Rena: -Going to pet Sesshoumaru- "Pretty puppy...needs a bath." -Water comes out of no where and soaks Sesshoumaru.- "That's better! Oh, Rin? She's in good hands."

~Rin is using Jankin as a doll, putting make-up and such on him.~

Sola: "Sorry, all soul stealers now belong to ME! Oh, and no fighting until introductions are over!" -Kikyou's soul stealers flew over to Sola.- ^_^

Rena: "Next, Zero and Iris!"

Zero: T.T "NOOOOOO! Iris is dead!" -He was holding a dead Iris in his arms.-

Sola: O.O; "Opps. And next...aww man... did you HAVE to pick the dancing hamsters?" -.-;

Rena: ^.^; "Yeah! Bijou and Hamtaro!" -The two hamsters appeared on stage, eating sunflower seeds.-

Sola: "GET...THOSE...DAMN...TALKING RODENTS OFF THIS ISLAND!!!" -Rena whispered something to her.- \^ ^/ "Never mind. Next, Kenshin and Karu!"

Kenshin: -He had been doing the laundry; he had a CERTAIN piece of female clothing in his hands- O.O "Oro...?" -Karu hit him over the head with her shinai.- @.@.... x.x

Rena: "Last but not least, Leena Tauros and Bit Cloud!"

Leena: "BIT CLOUD! YOU SHALL DIE FOR EATING MY DOUGHNUT!" -She was chasing Bit around with a steel pipe.-

Bit: "I swear I didn't do it! HELP ME!"

~Jamie was hiding in his room, eating Leena's doughnut.~

Sola: "Good thing their Zoids aren't here..."

Faye: "What are we doing here?"

Sola: "You're on Hellhole Isle, in Paradise Hotel! Hook up in one week or else you're kicked off. Or dead. Whichever comes first. Yes, Kikyou *coughcoughzombiecoughcough* can die again, or at least her soul can be locked away. Every week, at least one new person shall join the group."

Rena: "Winners get to keep their lives, losers, well... Sola, you did stock up on sharks, piranhas, flesh-eating bugs and the like, right?"

Sola: "Yup! Punishment is death!" ^.^

Inuyasha: "But you just said..."

Rena: "Never mind what she just said. Ready? GO!" -All the contestants disappeared to their new rooms: A master bedroom with its own bathroom, complete with a spa.-

Leena: "They know how to treat a lady."

Zero: -Iris is still in his arms.- T.T "Iris is dead...uhh...hey cool, a spa!" -Rena shows up out of no where.-

Rena: "Iris needs to be alive for this... I think...."-Flicks her wrist and Iris sat up.-

Zero: "She's alive!"

Rena: "I hate seeing people happy... " -Flicks her wrist again and Iris died.-

Zero: "You killed Iris!"

Rena: "Spa?"

Zero: "Cool." ^_^

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A.N: Well there are two authrisses, Enternal Warrior and me, Arikia the shape shifter. I hope you guys liked this chapter...and the story so far.