"Golden Girl"

An SM Crossover (retarded) poem written by Sadie Joyce-chan - Myst Lady

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A poem requested by Lizzie-chan.

Dedicated: God, St. Therese and the Virgin Mary as my rock, my strength and my pillar!

 Aino Yuy-chan aka Usagi hater, Ashleigh-Kaiba and Lizette Faith Reyes Lizzie-chan!

Truth and behold, here's the real story behind Sailor Moon/Serena Tsukino.  Hey, don't get offended. I only did this poem for fun and entertainment. I was bored out of my mind when I wrote this. 

Golden Girl

She's everyone's favorite, Golden Girl.

She's powerful, beautiful and talented.

She's none other than, Sailor Moon.

She's also known as Serena Tsukino.

In truth, she's a lazy, whining and klutzy teenager.

That has been turned into a rampant, Mary Sue.

Her long-time love, Tuxedo Mask, a self-proclaimed bastard had cheated on her.

All of her backstabbing friends had turned against her.

Therefore, she escaped and left the earth.

 She plunged into another dimension.

In order to find, her one and only true soul mate.

Could it be Heero Yuy from Gundam Wing?

A match made in heaven with the seemingly innocent, fragile bunny?

Or the courageous hero named Trunks from Dragonball Z?

The possibilities are endless.

Please spare us with your tedious, non-existent love affairs

and liberate those unfortunate men who deserves far better.

A tender loving care from Amy, Mina, Raye, Lita and others to name a few.

A set of worthy, notable characters overshadowed by the opportunist named

Serena Tsukino.