Seto: she has been obsessing again. Seth: with a whole lot of someone else... Malik: -finishes- for the past two-three months Yami: who has been ignoring us completely! Tala1: not my fault now if you guys were cooler then Uchiha Sasuke and Akabane Kuroudo I'd understand but ur NOT! Otogi: but -puppy eyes- Marik: -__-U she's immune to that.. Otogi: -pouts- Ryou: -comes by on a lil wheelchair being wheeled around by Bakura- HELP! Bakura: -laughing insanely- Yugi: did you hear anything? All: nope. Tala1: -sweatdrops- evil.

Tala the disclaimer: I don't own HP or YGO or anything else above mentioned like the getbackers guy Dr. Jackal hes so cool yes I'm doing a fic for him and working on two naruto fics and actually moving along in my fics and stuff so updates to be scheduled soon ; I might think up something to do with the YGO characters once inspiration flys by..

( )-Otogi to Ryuuji (( ))- Ryuuji to Otogi / /-Malik to Marik // //-Marik to Malik { }-Ryou to Bakura {{ }}-Bakura to Ryou [ ]-Seto to Seth [[ ]]-Seth to Seto

Harry Potter and the Duelists of the Past

Chapter Two

"Who are you?" Seto repeated as he looked at the more muscular and wisdom like version of himself, in complete shock as his fist was caught and lightly let go of. To Seto this was more of a disadvantage as he stared at the spirit that had invaded his personal space, and every few people were allowed that like Yami. One he knew he could respect as a duelist and of course Mokuba and many others that weren't very important in his mind to remember at that time.

Seth chuckled at the confusion of the shorter boy and tilted his head curiously to the side looking at the outrageous style of dress the teen wore, surely the new age had a better way to dress. It looked like a more fashionable slave clothes, at least in his mind it seemed. Reaching out a hand he raised an eyebrow as the younger boy ducked and swung another fist aiming for a weak point in his chest and chuckled as the fist hit nothing but air.

"You have skill that's for sure" the CEO turned around to face Seth who looked completely calm and happy even though he had a outraged teen by him looking as menacing as he ever did "get me out of here!" the shorter boy waved his arms and pointed at the High Priest "or I'll sue you!". 'Sue? A new kind of food?' blinking Seth rubbed his chin thoughtfully as he ignored the glaring eyes of his Hikari and shrugged.

"What's a sue?" utter silence reigned over the two as Kaiba shook his head in disbelief, this couldn't happen to him he was not having a stupid moronic fool in his presence hell for all he knew the guy was homeless! But the way the man spoke with his words, it was almost alien to the other man as it seemed for Seto. Sighing the CEO lowered his arms letting out a dry chuckle "okay, okay I get it what's the joke this time? Did Yugi put you up to this or Yami or." his sentence was called off as Seth was now somehow inches away from his face with a wide expression.

"You know of the pharaoh?" Seto grimaced.

It was not what he had planned that's for sure. Especially with the many hours he had to tell Seth of the age he was in now.

Not to long later Seto found himself back in his body with the supposed spirit sitting on his desk looking quite impassive after all the told events of what the world had gone through, only after Seto had gone through his history library showing the most important things. "I'm your Yami, your guardian even" the younger teen twitched he knew who's fault this was, it was all that pharaohs fault no matter what happened anything tied with Egypt was the Master Duelists fault.

"I don't need a guardian.leave me alone" the high priest sighed as the younger being started to tug at the unmoving Millennium item with a bored expression on his face as his eyes traveled back and forth as his reincarnation began to use several methods to get it off. Leaning back he allowed a small smile to grace his lips, as he looked amused at the youth.

'Perhaps this shall be fun after all'

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The dice boy grumbled as he shifted in his bed feeling something warm against him and mumbled something moving over to the other side ignoring the warm sensation that focused around his waist. (Koi.) a hissing voice echoed in his head as the black haired teen twitched and opened his eyes slightly to see the light streaming form the window and immediately shut them.

A groan followed this as Otogi placed his head in the pillow burying it as far as possible clutching the blankets for all they were worth. Wait a second.if those were the blankets then what was that warm feeling from lower down? The dice Millennium holder glanced to the side blinking away sleep to see the same cold hard eyes from the previous night staring at him with a almost obsessed look in them.

For a moment time moved slow for the dice Hikari as he opened his mouth then closed it before pulling away falling off the side of the bed letting the pillows hit him in the face as they followed suit. Clenching his fist looking more like a bratty child then the calm collected duelist he usually was "what are you still DOING here?" he hollered stopping halfway to give out a loud yawn while the spirit merely chuckled propping his elbow onto the mattress letting his hair fall to the side.

"I can't leave, you have the dice Millennium item, besides it won't come off unless I want it to and well you're destined to have it anyway" snaking over to where Otogi was his Yami brushed away a few bangs smirking as a small hidden blush found it's way to the younger one's face "and cute" he added while the dice inventor made a bee line to the washroom slamming the door.

Ryuuji made a face and rolled his eyes what was with his Hikari anyway? Not like he did anything bad..yet. The worst was soon to come. Cracking his knuckles he leaned against the wall looking on with a sad face.he longed for someone to be bonded with. He had wait 5000 years to do so and with a shy over confident brat no less 'but a extremely cute brat' he reminded himself straightening his clothes with a smile.

Meanwhile Otogi was guzzling down water and trying to get rid of the red mark that had inhabited his face he went as far as to look at the make up stuff but decided against it. His mom might kill him.

The dice boy stiffened as two arms encircled his waist and looking behind did he note that the Millennium spirit was looking at him fondly playing idly with a piece of his clean washed hair of course this sent shivers down his spine for a while before he relaxed against the taller spirit closing his eyes enjoying the scent of the older male before he suddenly came across a thoughtful thought.

What was he doing..?

Pulling away he opened the door letting it bang against the wall hopefully creating a hole and marched downstairs seating himself at the kitchen table smiling at his dad through his rather shaken demeanor. "So what about that mail you received? You going to England?" Otogi choked on his sausage that he was about to inhale through his mouth and coughed sending the piece forward back onto the plate.

"What!" he cried out after taking a long sip of his glass of water "me? Going to England?" the shorter boy received a harsh nod from his father as the man smiled "you need a break from here anyway so why not go to this school?" Otogi sputtered on his words as he let his mind wander first he would have to go to some school, not only that but have a very unsafe spirit hanging around him. Plus above all that he will be far away from home, safety, and dueling.

This was too much for the poor black haired teen as he shook his head side to side "fine.I'll go on this trip but make a tombstone for me.I might need it sometime soon" he let out a dry chuckle as he wandered over to the sink washing the dishes with a curious look upon his face. What was England like? He scowled slightly, why did he even CARE, it wasn't as if it was something knew to him. He'd been over loads of places before.

Snapping out of his fantasy he cringed as the phone ring and lowering the half washed dish he swiftly strode over to the phone grasping the receiver tightly as he lifted it to his face murmuring a low 'hello' to the person.

"Hey Otogi!" "What the.Ryou what's up?" Otogi asked as he scratched his black hair absent mindly as he listened intently. "Did you happen to receive a envelope with an H on it for a school for witches and wizards?" the dice inventor swallowed hard, in truth he hadn't even glanced at it since his Yami started to hound him all day speaking of that. "How many Millennium items are there?" "7 why?" "."

Glancing out of the corner of his eye did Otogi start to notice that his Yami was doing the dishes learning how to use the tap in the process "no reason" he lowly muttered as he continued to watch in amusement as the bar of soap that Ryuuji was holding suddenly swerved from the side of the sink to the floor creating a dangerous substance to walk upon. Sure enough the spirit turned to put the dishes away and idly slipped on the slippery floor falling down onto his back letting a loud string of curses in Egyptian.

In an instant he heard Bakura's harsh voice on the phone "I heard Egyptian over there!" the dice player sighed and looked at the phone with a defeated look and began to tell them about his misadventures with the 8th Millennium item earning a gasp from Ryou (I thought there were only seven!).

In the end it narrowed down to Ryou and his Yami coming over "uh Ryuuji was it? You can stop trying to make yourself look like a jester I think I got the point" the spirit narrowed his eyes and threw the soap at a dangerous speed hardly giving the host enough time to dodge.

(I was JOKING) ((I don't care!))

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"Marik shift over" the Hikari drawled as he tried to move on his bed but s sudden weight on his chest mad that pretty impossible and that one lone spring was starting to piss him off. "I dunna want to" the spirit slurred as he trailed circles over the others chest getting a harsh whack in the face and smiled despite it "you know I'm ticklish stop it!" Malik grabbed his lone pillow and whacked the 5000-year-old spirit several times over the head before it was taken away from him.

This promptly caused the younger male to whine as he reached over for the pillow tiredly not noticing the fact it was noon and he was still in his nighttime clothes. A pair of boxers and a revealing chest, yes Malik dressed appropriately for everything no matter how little it was. Thus his Yami was the same revealing his own darker tanned buffer chest "I can't reach!" the Hikari wheezed and laid back down in defeat.

Marik just smirked as he tossed the pillow to the ground out of reach for his little Hikari and snuggled against his light with a smile against his lips for a cute moment before the door banged open slamming against the bedroom wall. "GET UP!" the Yami frowned as Isis gave her snake glare and swiftly he grabbed his Hikari's small form taking the clothes with him and huddled to the bathroom with a half awake Malik.

This of course usually meant he had to do EVERYTHING for him in this state thus he started by brushing the shorter boys teeth before grabbing the leather pants and took a few minutes to get those on. Then the shirt was pulled under Malik's head while the blonde spiky male just stared dumbly with a small droop of drool hanging form the corner of his mouth. Looking on with disgust Marik wiped the drool away grabbing the comb and after a few frustrating moments and five combs later gave up on combing the Hikari's hair and led him out of the bathroom and down the hall to the stairs.

'Uh oh.' the Yami twitched at the stairs last time he had tripped and fell all the way down and now did a morning ritual to stamp and make as much noise as possible every morning just to please his Hikari. Course lots of things got chucked at him whenever he did so therefore ignoring the temptation he carried his Hikari down the stairs ignoring the stares from Isis and raised an eyebrow as he looked at the door "Seto?" he dropped Malik to the floor in surprise before glaring at the other figure "SETH?" the high priest merely raised a confused eyebrow as he squinted at Marik from the doorway and smiled genuinely "ah yes.Marik tomb robber you're in this age as well? Isn't it fascinating?" Seto however looked lets then joyful as he folded his arms looking off to the side with a less than displeasing look.

"What are you doing here though?" the tomb robber spat as he flexes his arm ready to repay all those past imprisonments and such in one single punch. "Oh" Seth gave a small smile his face clearly giving off one that was enjoying life "just getting acquainted and such nothing you need to worry you're little pitiful head about" and with that the high priest flicked Mariks forehead just waiting for the volcano to erupt.

Before he could scream curses and wave his Millennium rod at the smug looking high priest and hopefully send the smart CEO's Yami to the shadow realm the dazed blond finally got to his feet after being dropped like a sack of potatoes. According to the Hikari's face he didn't look happy at all, at least not to Marik.

"Why'd you DROP me? I was having a fun dream it involved sugar and plushie's and pillows and-" the CEO merely rolled his eyes as he held up a small yet sturdy envelope waving it around trying to get back on topic. "I don't care about your stupid dream I could care less if Joey grew two heads and became a Cerberus with a big ass collar. I came here because of this envelope" Seto ignored the protests from Malik as the blonde whined about the pocky part of the dream but a stern glare shut him up.

Marik frowned throughout the whole sentence that Seto told about how the envelope appeared and just came by the dozens, sure even he could tell the CEO was at his limits even with the calm face always present and by the looks of it Seth looked almost.worried? 'No, that bastard cares for nothing.' the tomb robber grabbed onto his Hikari's arm and led him into the living room making a motion for the others to come in and make themselves as comfortable as possible.

"And you." Seto let out a low growl as he clutched the Hogwarts letter in one hand making a fist in the other ready to give the spiky blonde a good punch in the face "told me there were only 7 Millennium items what's this then?" slowly the trench coat wearer held up the necklace with laced sarcasm following in his next sentence "I don't believe it's jewelry"

Seth chuckled at his Hikari admiring the calm yet angry face that followed all his words. How the gods even made such a heavenly figure it was truly astonishing he would have to thank Ra sometime later for the chance to even meet his young Hikari despite the.anger management that he needed. Desperately. [[Calm down Hikari don't scare them]] the high priest thought to Seto while the CEO merely stood raising a confused eyebrow looking around.

"Oh yes I forgot our minds, our souls, our bodies are connected.we can send thoughts to each other so you might want to get use to that my Hikari" the young 2nd rate duelist twitched at the voice as he whirled around and snarled at the high priest in the most disrespecting way "you can just shutup!" Seth frowned making a mental note to teach his Hikari a few manners before getting to know him.

"Well I don't know the whole story Seto sorry.you'd have to ask Bakura for that." Malik made a pondering face as he sat on the couch rubbing his backside as the teenager clad in his silver outfit stood waving his arms outraged. Though this did hardly anything to the unfazed blonde as he shrugged to his Yami while Seto raged on probably having his voice carry throughout the block as he screamed obscurities at Malik.

"Off to Bakura's then.." Seth raised an eyebrow at the completely calm CEO as he stalked out the doors in a huff looking at Malik and Marik with a confused look while they just shrugged.

No one understood Seto except himself it seemed. -----

Ryou patiently waited as he swept through the house avoiding the cackling Bakura in his room doing who knows what in there, most likely moved the TV to watch some bloody movies that had no plot whatsoever. Sighing softly he grabbed the brush and combed his hair looking around the house searching for something to clean, it was about twenty minutes until the designated time when Otogi and his new found spirit were going to appear and having cleaned up the house earlier.

Safe to say the lonely albino was bored out of his mind, but not as far as to go and sit with his Yami and watch gory stuff on the TV. He didn't think his stomach could handle it. "MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!" the longhaired boy sweatdropped slightly as a maniacal laugh erupted form behind the door followed by cackling and what not, {Yami what are you doing?} he received no reply and instead on dwelling on it he padded down the hall to the stairs descending them to the kitchen.

Taking out a tray he grabbed his special plastic knife and began to take out fruits and vegetables ignoring Bakura's thoughts before when he didn't have any meat out (Giving me the great BAKURA rabbit food? Where's the meat!?) and thinking better he searched for the leftover roast and sighed.

Why did his Yami have to be a psychopath cannibal?

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A/N: Yeah I know I'm slow but I don't like it when they immediately get there owl and blah just APPEAR in Hogwarts I like to, take my time so to speak. So how is it people? Perk you're interest much? Hope you'll tell me in a review thanks ^^ Hope it has some humor in it I'm not very good at it gomen -bows- review onegaishimas ^^

Seth: Next chapter of Harry potter and the duelists of the past it seems everyone is together and Otogi has a Yami? Wait it's Ryuuji how have you been? What's this? A flight? Where are the duel monsters eh? It's a palada? A plaka? P-L-A-N-E see you don't have to spell it out to me it's a.palane ^^ don't sigh at me Hikari and who's this guy? Hagrid? Certainly an odd age indeed.