Kitsune: After a long, long time, I've actually updated a fic!
Tempest: Well it's about time
Kitsune: Eh heh.
Tempest: You should be ashamed of yourself
Kitsune. T_T I am, I am. But on with the fic!
Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing! Sunrise, Bandai, and some other company do! You won't get any money because I don't have any!
Warnings: I shouldn't have to put a warning, but I don't want people getting all pissy, so here ya go: This fic rated for language (swearing), yaoi (boy + boy relationship) references and sexual references. ENJOY!
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Everyone is outside having a barbeque…
Heero: *looking suspiciously at the charcoal grill* Are you sure this is safe?
Duo: Of course it's safe! *squirts the last of a can of lighter fluid in the grill*
Heero: If you say so….
Nearby:
Trowa: *flying a remote controlled airplane* Cool!
Wufei: I admire your piloting skills, Barton.
Quatre: Make it do loop-de-loops, Trowa!
Plane: *does loop-de-loops*
Back at the barbeque grill:
Heero: So now what?
Duo: We light it. Stand back. *strikes match, throws it in* FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!
A huge pillar of flame shoots up.
Simultaneously…
Wufei: Ahhhhh! Look out! We're going down captain!
Quatre: PULL UP, TROWA! PULL UP!!!
Trowa: *tries to steer plane out of flame's path* Noooooooo!!!
Duo: *looks at charred plane on the lawn* Oopsie…?
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Trowa: Duo, what the hell are you eating?
Duo: Umm *looks at his big bowl* Chocolate-chocolate chunk ice cream with chocolate syrup, sprinkles, gummy bears, whipped cream, cherries, three Twinkies, Oreos, and a can of Mountain Dew added for flavor. Why?
Trowa: Why don't you just eat a barrel of lard?!? It would be just as healthy!
Duo: Nah, we're all out, and it doesn't taste as good with Twinkies anyway.
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Heero: *sniff* Something smells good *sniff*
Trowa: What are you doing?
Heero: *holds up his hand* Shhhh…
Trowa: *whispers* What?
Heero: *sniff sniff* I smell-*stalking around* I smell fresh laundry…
Trowa: Heero on the hunt…
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*Heero and Duo are watching "Angry Beavers" on tv*
Duo: Ehhhh! Gargle gargle gargle …ache!
Heero: Oh no! THE BEAVER GARGLE OF ACHE!!!
Duo: Nhh, I'm … sorry, Norby…
Heero: DAG~GETT!!!
Quatre: *whispering to Trowa* Are you sure they didn't do the voices for the show?
Trowa: Either way, I'm scared.
(A.N.: If you've never seen that show, you don't know what you're missing. Heh.)
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Wufei: *opens the pantry* AIEEEEEE!!!
Quatre: What's wrong?!?
Wufei: We are out of Top Ramen!! AUGHHHH!!! *running around screaming*
Quatre: __O
Wufei: THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!!! NOOOO-*runs into a wall*
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Kitsune: Kinda short, but oh well. I'll try to update again soon!
Tempest: Yeah, right.
Kitsune: Shut up!
Tempest: You NEVER update, you just post new stories.
Kitsune: That's right! Oh! I have a new story!! It's called "False Sanctuary"! Review it and I might update.
Tempest: No promises on that one.
Kitsune: Um, yeah. REVIEW PLEASE!!