Disclaimer
I hate Disney, so I have no interest in owning Disney. Square Enix rules, so I will take over it soon. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Note: I love Riku, I love Riku, and he is mine! YAY!! I dedicate this story to the real Riku because I love him, and u may not get what I'm going on about but oh well, I still dedicate it to him. Also I know it has been ages since I updated so sorry.
Chapter 3: Wonderland
"GET OFF!" quacked Donald, trying to push Riku away from the steering wheel.
"New rule! If you want me to work with you, no ducks at the wheel!" laughed Riku, looking kawaii, "We're stopping there!" he said pointing at a world. It looked all wonky, and stupid, and lame, but Riku had to be sure that Kairi wasn't there.
"NO!" yelled Donald, while Riku landed the ship.
"Too late, haha!" cried Riku jumping out of the ship. His blue eyes were beautiful as usual and combining them with his hair made a very kawaii bishonen.
"I'M LATE! I'M LATE!" Riku jumped as a rabbit ran past in a panic.
"The queen will have my head for this for sure!" yelled the rabbit as he ran down the corridor. Riku ran after the rabbit yelling "Have you seen a girl called Kairi?!" "Riku, wait!!!" yelled Goofy after him. Riku arrived at a bizarre room. It had a grandfather clock at one side of the room next to a small pink bed, and on the other side of the room was a fire place. In the middle of the room were a table and a chair. The rabbit gave no answer and ran threw a small door.
Riku looked closely at the door. It had two eyes and was yawning.
"If you want to get threw, you'll have to get smaller" yawned the door as it fell asleep. Riku jumped as he is kawaii and not used to doors talking.
"Maybe Kairi's trapped in there!" thought Riku, panicking. He looked at the table. On it were two cups, one with a strange red liquid in and the other a blue liquid. He looked back at the door. It was obvious that it was not going to wake up for a while.
"Push the bed into the wall" said a voice suddenly. It strangely sounded like Kairi.
Riku jumped and looked around. There was no one there except the prats.
"What was that?" wondered Riku. He looked very kawaii and confuzzled. Then he blinked, and pushed the bed into the wall revealing a hole in the wall next to the door.
"How did you do that?!" quacked Donald.
"By not being a prat!" said Riku laughing a looking cute. "we need to get through that now"
Riku looked again at the two cups on the table.
"Maybe that's how I'll get through..."Riku thought "better make sure it's safe first."
Riku picked up the red liquid. He examined it closely.
"Hey, Donald, come here!" Riku said, an evil, but kawaii smile spreading across his face.
Donald waddled over and before he could say anything, Riku had forced some of the liquid down his throat (MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
"ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed, I mean quacked Donald as his face went green and was knocked unconscious.
"DONALD!!" yelled Goofy
Riku looked down at Donald. He looked almost dead.
"Good job I tested," said Riku evilly, "obviously not that one!"
"Are you sure?" asked Goofy the idiot.
"Yes I'm sure!" snapped Riku, "and now to test the other one..." He poured some of the blue liquid down Goofy's throat. Goofy shrunk to the size.
"Guess it's this one..." Riku said to himself. He drank some of the liquid.
"DAMN!" thought Riku as he shrank, "I should off squashed Goofy!"
As a last attempt to remove one of the prats from his presence, he dropped the glass to the floor. It smashed, but unfortunately for Riku, a drop fell in Donald's wide open mouth, I mean beak. Donald started to shrink too. (Why do I have to make Riku suffer......)
After a few moments Riku was tiny. And cute. He looked around the room again. Everything was huge, but not as big as a prat as Donald was. He watched sadly as Donald shrunk, and sighed.
"At least he's still unconscious" he thought.
"Uh....what do we do now?" asked Goofy, "We have to find a way to cure Donald!"
"Huh? No, I'm looking for Kairi, she's far more important" replied Riku. Then he realised a perfect opportunity to remove the prats from his kawaii presence: "But if you want, you can stay here and think of something!"
"OK!" said Goofy, as he is a prat and didn't realise what Riku was up too.
Smiling, Riku walked through the hole in the wall. He needed a break from the prats, and he'd only been with them for 15 minutes! He arrived into a garden with hedges all around and a baka of a queen was sitting at the front. There was also the rabbit who was being yelled at for being late.
"Hey have you seen a girl with short brown hair and eyes called Kairi?" Riku asked
"How dare you interrupt me!" snapped the queen, "I am the queen!"
"Of what? The bakas?" Riku teased.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" growled the queen. She had never met someone with as many brain cells as Riku. Then again neither have most Disney characters.
"Tell her I'm innocent!" said a girl with long blond hair who was in a cage in a girly voice because she was ruined by Disney. Or maybe she's bad in the books. Maybe I should read them and find out. Or maybe not.
"Have you seen Kairi?" he replied, "and she's innocent!"
"No I haven't, sorry" the girl replied
"PROVE IT!" snapped the queen.
"Only if you tell me if you've seen Kairi. Or Sora. I hate him but he might know where she is. Then I can kill him"
"No I haven't! Now go find me evidence!" snapped the queen angrily.
"Whatever" replied Riku and headed into the forest.
"Why did I agree to this?" Riku thought 50 dead heartless later with 0 pieces of evidence, "There is no evidence. Maybe she did do whatever she did anyway."
"Riku! Wait up!" yelled Goofy from behind him.
"Damn it! Just what I need"
"Donald's better!" Goofy said putting his paw thing on Riku's shoulder.
"Great" said Riku sarcastically as he shook of Goofy's paw.
"You tried to poison me!" quacked Donald
"I'm sorry, did it fail?" asked Riku a cute evil smile crossing his cute face. Suddenly Riku had an idea. It would stop him having to look for evidence, and maybe remove the prats from his presence AND he'd get to keep the ship!
"So you should be" quacked Donald who had seemed to miss the whole 'did it fail?' bit.
"Yeah..." replied Riku, then he turned round and pulled a feather out of Donald.
"Owwwwwwwwwwwwww," quacked Donald, "What did you do that for?!"
"No reason" lied Riku as he headed out of the forest killing several heartless on the way.
"Well?!" snapped the queen as he re-entered the garden.
"I have your evidence! The girl..."
"Alice!" snapped the girl
"Whatever, is innocent" said Riku with an evil smile on his face, "Donald and Goofy are the culprits for um... whatever the crime is. Look! Donald's feather!" He held up the feather.
"That's not true!" quacked Donald.
"I don't care if it's true or not! You two are prats." Replied the queen as she watched them be put in jail. She was being very hypocritical but who cares? HAHA Donald and Goofy!
"Thanks Riku!" cried Alice as she ran to hug him.
"Um...whatever" replied Riku.
"Acting like Squall really does work!" he thought.
"Will you go out with me?!" asked Alice. I don't blame her. I'd ask Riku out too.
"WHAT?!" cried Riku, "Sorry, but no way, I love Kairi!"
"Fine!" cried Alice. She ran off into the forest tears strolling down her cheeks. I think we need to develop cloning so everyone can have Riku!
Suddenly the sky went dark.
"Who turned the light off?" quacked Donald idiotically.
"Wasn't me!" said Goofy quickly, "ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH"
"Goofy!" quacked Donald as Goofy was being attacked by heartless. But seeing as he was stuck in a different cage he couldn't help him. Not that he would have been able to fight them off anyway.
Riku wouldn't off helped them, just watched, but he too was being attacked by heartless. The only difference was that Riku could fight them off. His pretty blue eyes sparkled in the starlight.
"STOP THEM!" yelled the idiotic queen, "Get them!"
"Oh man..." said Riku exasperatedly as he now had to fight of a bunch of giant moving cards. It wasn't that they were hard to kill; he just didn't want to fight more than he had too. Kairi could be in trouble right now, and the more he had to fight, the longer it would take. Just as suddenly as it went dark, it came light again, and the heartless disappeared.
"Alice has gone!" yelled the rabbit with a trumpet as he came running out of the forest. Don't ask me how he got there he just did.
"And?" asked the queen.
"She's gone! Disappeared! And I'm LATE!!!!!!!!!!" cried the rabbit.
Riku shook his cute head and started to walk out of the garden.
"Wait for us!" yelled Goofy after him.
Riku stopped. They can't off escaped, could they? He turned around, fear filling his heart. But sure enough there they were. Free.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Riku and ran for his life.
^_^ I don't care how many flames I get I'm still going to keep writing. Some of you liked it, me happy. Besides this story got me the funniest review ever. I'll give you a hint. It begins with 'I'll try to keep this review short and to the point'. Lol. So review. Please note I ignore all complaints about me flaming Sora, Donald, Goofy, and about half a dozen different characters. And yes it is going to get a lot different than the original plot. For example, Stitch is going to come in ^_^ YAY! Now I'll shut up and let you review.
I hate Disney, so I have no interest in owning Disney. Square Enix rules, so I will take over it soon. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Note: I love Riku, I love Riku, and he is mine! YAY!! I dedicate this story to the real Riku because I love him, and u may not get what I'm going on about but oh well, I still dedicate it to him. Also I know it has been ages since I updated so sorry.
Chapter 3: Wonderland
"GET OFF!" quacked Donald, trying to push Riku away from the steering wheel.
"New rule! If you want me to work with you, no ducks at the wheel!" laughed Riku, looking kawaii, "We're stopping there!" he said pointing at a world. It looked all wonky, and stupid, and lame, but Riku had to be sure that Kairi wasn't there.
"NO!" yelled Donald, while Riku landed the ship.
"Too late, haha!" cried Riku jumping out of the ship. His blue eyes were beautiful as usual and combining them with his hair made a very kawaii bishonen.
"I'M LATE! I'M LATE!" Riku jumped as a rabbit ran past in a panic.
"The queen will have my head for this for sure!" yelled the rabbit as he ran down the corridor. Riku ran after the rabbit yelling "Have you seen a girl called Kairi?!" "Riku, wait!!!" yelled Goofy after him. Riku arrived at a bizarre room. It had a grandfather clock at one side of the room next to a small pink bed, and on the other side of the room was a fire place. In the middle of the room were a table and a chair. The rabbit gave no answer and ran threw a small door.
Riku looked closely at the door. It had two eyes and was yawning.
"If you want to get threw, you'll have to get smaller" yawned the door as it fell asleep. Riku jumped as he is kawaii and not used to doors talking.
"Maybe Kairi's trapped in there!" thought Riku, panicking. He looked at the table. On it were two cups, one with a strange red liquid in and the other a blue liquid. He looked back at the door. It was obvious that it was not going to wake up for a while.
"Push the bed into the wall" said a voice suddenly. It strangely sounded like Kairi.
Riku jumped and looked around. There was no one there except the prats.
"What was that?" wondered Riku. He looked very kawaii and confuzzled. Then he blinked, and pushed the bed into the wall revealing a hole in the wall next to the door.
"How did you do that?!" quacked Donald.
"By not being a prat!" said Riku laughing a looking cute. "we need to get through that now"
Riku looked again at the two cups on the table.
"Maybe that's how I'll get through..."Riku thought "better make sure it's safe first."
Riku picked up the red liquid. He examined it closely.
"Hey, Donald, come here!" Riku said, an evil, but kawaii smile spreading across his face.
Donald waddled over and before he could say anything, Riku had forced some of the liquid down his throat (MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
"ARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screamed, I mean quacked Donald as his face went green and was knocked unconscious.
"DONALD!!" yelled Goofy
Riku looked down at Donald. He looked almost dead.
"Good job I tested," said Riku evilly, "obviously not that one!"
"Are you sure?" asked Goofy the idiot.
"Yes I'm sure!" snapped Riku, "and now to test the other one..." He poured some of the blue liquid down Goofy's throat. Goofy shrunk to the size.
"Guess it's this one..." Riku said to himself. He drank some of the liquid.
"DAMN!" thought Riku as he shrank, "I should off squashed Goofy!"
As a last attempt to remove one of the prats from his presence, he dropped the glass to the floor. It smashed, but unfortunately for Riku, a drop fell in Donald's wide open mouth, I mean beak. Donald started to shrink too. (Why do I have to make Riku suffer......)
After a few moments Riku was tiny. And cute. He looked around the room again. Everything was huge, but not as big as a prat as Donald was. He watched sadly as Donald shrunk, and sighed.
"At least he's still unconscious" he thought.
"Uh....what do we do now?" asked Goofy, "We have to find a way to cure Donald!"
"Huh? No, I'm looking for Kairi, she's far more important" replied Riku. Then he realised a perfect opportunity to remove the prats from his kawaii presence: "But if you want, you can stay here and think of something!"
"OK!" said Goofy, as he is a prat and didn't realise what Riku was up too.
Smiling, Riku walked through the hole in the wall. He needed a break from the prats, and he'd only been with them for 15 minutes! He arrived into a garden with hedges all around and a baka of a queen was sitting at the front. There was also the rabbit who was being yelled at for being late.
"Hey have you seen a girl with short brown hair and eyes called Kairi?" Riku asked
"How dare you interrupt me!" snapped the queen, "I am the queen!"
"Of what? The bakas?" Riku teased.
"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" growled the queen. She had never met someone with as many brain cells as Riku. Then again neither have most Disney characters.
"Tell her I'm innocent!" said a girl with long blond hair who was in a cage in a girly voice because she was ruined by Disney. Or maybe she's bad in the books. Maybe I should read them and find out. Or maybe not.
"Have you seen Kairi?" he replied, "and she's innocent!"
"No I haven't, sorry" the girl replied
"PROVE IT!" snapped the queen.
"Only if you tell me if you've seen Kairi. Or Sora. I hate him but he might know where she is. Then I can kill him"
"No I haven't! Now go find me evidence!" snapped the queen angrily.
"Whatever" replied Riku and headed into the forest.
"Why did I agree to this?" Riku thought 50 dead heartless later with 0 pieces of evidence, "There is no evidence. Maybe she did do whatever she did anyway."
"Riku! Wait up!" yelled Goofy from behind him.
"Damn it! Just what I need"
"Donald's better!" Goofy said putting his paw thing on Riku's shoulder.
"Great" said Riku sarcastically as he shook of Goofy's paw.
"You tried to poison me!" quacked Donald
"I'm sorry, did it fail?" asked Riku a cute evil smile crossing his cute face. Suddenly Riku had an idea. It would stop him having to look for evidence, and maybe remove the prats from his presence AND he'd get to keep the ship!
"So you should be" quacked Donald who had seemed to miss the whole 'did it fail?' bit.
"Yeah..." replied Riku, then he turned round and pulled a feather out of Donald.
"Owwwwwwwwwwwwww," quacked Donald, "What did you do that for?!"
"No reason" lied Riku as he headed out of the forest killing several heartless on the way.
"Well?!" snapped the queen as he re-entered the garden.
"I have your evidence! The girl..."
"Alice!" snapped the girl
"Whatever, is innocent" said Riku with an evil smile on his face, "Donald and Goofy are the culprits for um... whatever the crime is. Look! Donald's feather!" He held up the feather.
"That's not true!" quacked Donald.
"I don't care if it's true or not! You two are prats." Replied the queen as she watched them be put in jail. She was being very hypocritical but who cares? HAHA Donald and Goofy!
"Thanks Riku!" cried Alice as she ran to hug him.
"Um...whatever" replied Riku.
"Acting like Squall really does work!" he thought.
"Will you go out with me?!" asked Alice. I don't blame her. I'd ask Riku out too.
"WHAT?!" cried Riku, "Sorry, but no way, I love Kairi!"
"Fine!" cried Alice. She ran off into the forest tears strolling down her cheeks. I think we need to develop cloning so everyone can have Riku!
Suddenly the sky went dark.
"Who turned the light off?" quacked Donald idiotically.
"Wasn't me!" said Goofy quickly, "ARRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH"
"Goofy!" quacked Donald as Goofy was being attacked by heartless. But seeing as he was stuck in a different cage he couldn't help him. Not that he would have been able to fight them off anyway.
Riku wouldn't off helped them, just watched, but he too was being attacked by heartless. The only difference was that Riku could fight them off. His pretty blue eyes sparkled in the starlight.
"STOP THEM!" yelled the idiotic queen, "Get them!"
"Oh man..." said Riku exasperatedly as he now had to fight of a bunch of giant moving cards. It wasn't that they were hard to kill; he just didn't want to fight more than he had too. Kairi could be in trouble right now, and the more he had to fight, the longer it would take. Just as suddenly as it went dark, it came light again, and the heartless disappeared.
"Alice has gone!" yelled the rabbit with a trumpet as he came running out of the forest. Don't ask me how he got there he just did.
"And?" asked the queen.
"She's gone! Disappeared! And I'm LATE!!!!!!!!!!" cried the rabbit.
Riku shook his cute head and started to walk out of the garden.
"Wait for us!" yelled Goofy after him.
Riku stopped. They can't off escaped, could they? He turned around, fear filling his heart. But sure enough there they were. Free.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Riku and ran for his life.
^_^ I don't care how many flames I get I'm still going to keep writing. Some of you liked it, me happy. Besides this story got me the funniest review ever. I'll give you a hint. It begins with 'I'll try to keep this review short and to the point'. Lol. So review. Please note I ignore all complaints about me flaming Sora, Donald, Goofy, and about half a dozen different characters. And yes it is going to get a lot different than the original plot. For example, Stitch is going to come in ^_^ YAY! Now I'll shut up and let you review.