Summer with the Guys
Disclaimer: Bloobity blah blah blah, I don't own them! I don't own them! In fact...I don't even own a pokéball! I'M SO HORRIBLY BROKE! O__O ...Uh, ok...
Once again, we open in the town of Cerulean City. The Pokémon Center, The Closed Bike Shop, The Abandoned Porn Shop behind Pizza Hut...and the Unknown Dungeon. And once again, we find Mewtwo, doing what he does best...
Mewtwo: (Watching TV) Damn! 15 seasons?!
Mew: Say what?
Mewtwo: What.
Mew: No, I meant, what do you mean by '15 seasons'?
Mewtwo: The Simpson's has been on for 15 years now! Next year, it'll be the 15th season! I'm surprised the show is STILL on to this day!
Mew: Uh huh...uh, Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: Yes, Mew?
Mew: I was thinking...has it been dull around here lately?
Mewtwo: Uhhh, what do you mean?
Mew: I mean, isn't Cerulean growing dull everyday?
Mewtwo: Not really. Ever since they shut the Porn Shop down, the crime rate's increased. (Gun-shots are heard outside) See what I mean?
Mew: -__- Mewtwo, have you ever wanted to go somewhere else?
Mewtwo: Like where?
Mew: I dunno, somewhere else!
Mewtwo: Well, where do you wanna go? Celadon? Saffron? ...Viridian City?
Mew: ...Mewtwo, I want us to take a vacation! It's getting so damn boring here!
Mewtwo: I'd love to take you somewhere, but...geez, my money's low, and my job is killing me!
Mew: Oh, right! You work 2 hours every Thursday, sitting on your ass at the Dark Side Comic Book Store, and all you ever do there is play that stupid arcade machine!
Mewtwo: First of all, I'm a security guard there! And two, IT'S NINJA GAIDEN! (Pops a tape in) Look, I'll show you!
Mewtwo turns on the TV, and the security tape comes on.
Mewtwo: (On the tape, playing Ninja Gaiden) Yeah! C'mon, you stupid punks! Yeah, take that!
Some guy comes in and steals most of the collectibles from the store, and some money. He then takes off.
Mewtwo: (Still playing) No! No! NOT THAT CONTINUE? SCREEN! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!
Mewtwo quickly shuts off the TV.
Mewtwo: I was on a break, I hope you know.
Mew: God, Mewtwo! I wanna go do something!
Mewtwo: (Takes a deep breath) Fine! Where do you want to go?
Mew: How about somewhere nice...somewhere warm...somewhere...fun...
Mewtwo: o__O Say...what?
Mew: Mewtwo...let's go to Miami, Florida!
Mewtwo: O__O MIAMI, FLORIDA?!? Mew, that's like, 2,000 odd miles away from Kanto!
Mew: But, Mewtwo, it'll be fun! We could go swimming, rent a beach house...
Mewtwo: Blow all my money, miss my favorite TV shows...
Mew: I could wear my revealing two-piece bikini for you! It's shows LOTS of skin! ~__^
Mewtwo: (Suddenly changes his mind) What are we waiting for then?!
Mew: ^__^ We're going to Miami! Yay!
Later, we find Mew and Mewtwo packing up.
Mew: Oh, Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: Yeah, Mew?
Mew: (Quoting the movies) The following preview is intended for an audience over 17! ^__^ (Shows her revealing two-piece to Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: (Drools) You're gonna look so hot in that thing!
Mew: ^__^ Yeah...besides, I need to work on my tanage...
Lugia: (Quoting Sonic from Sonic Adventure 2) Hey, guys!
Mewtwo: Oh no!
Lugia flies in, and as usual, Celebi's right behind him.
Lugia: What's up? (Notices the luggage) Hey, where you guys headed?
Mew: Miami, Florida!
Celebi: Oh, such a great vacation destination! I went there for my Pokétech social!
Mewtwo: Celebi, don't go back the Pokétech story...
Celebi: What, all we did was get drunk, watched Elimidate, and played Taboo.
Mew: o__O Was this that gay party back in 93?
Celebi: Ahhh, such a great time for me! I think I'm gonna cry... (Cries on Lugia) I miss my friends!
Mewtwo: Ooook, well, we gotta go.
Lugia: Hey, see you later, Mewtwo! Hope the 'honeymoon' suits you well!
Mew: Hey, bird-brain! If me and Two ever thought of marriage, we'd NEVER tell you!
Mewtwo: You'd probably tape our honeymoon anyways!
Lugia: Hey, I can change!
Mewtwo: Whatever, later. (Mewtwo and Mew leave for the airport)
Lugia: Hey, Celebi.
Celebi: Yeah?
Lugia: Remember how I said we need some time off?
Celebi: What about it?
Lugia: I think we need to take a personal day! Heh heh heh...
Meanwhile, at the airport...
Mew: Uh, Two...we could've flown with our psy powers...
Mewtwo: Well, I get tired after flying for five straight hours.
Mew: Sure...you could make love to me all night, and you never break a sweat, but you get tired after flying for five hours? Mewtwo...you're out there...
Mewtwo: -__- Mew...we gotta get that beach house...
Flight Annoucer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the flight to Miami, Florida is now boarding.
Mew: Oh! That's us! Let's go, Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: Right behind you...
As they get on the plane, they go through the basic procedure at the beginning of the flight.
Mewtwo: Man, why do they teach us how to use a seat belt? We all know how!
Mew: Mewtwo, some of the people are mentally challenged...
Misty: Uhhh, how do I do this again?
Ash: Geez, Misty! Just stick the flap in the buckle!
Misty: Ohhhhh, that's how you do it! (Buckles it) All done!
Mewtwo: I withdraw my last statement. (Tries to buckle up, but can't cause of his size in the seat) Damn buckles!
Mew: Allow me, Two... (Reaches down besides Mewtwo and pulls the buckle out from behind his side, and buckles it for him) There you go.
Mewtwo: (Stares sappily at Mew)
Mew: Two...if you think I did that out of seduction, you better think twice. I was only helping you.
Mewtwo: ^__^ I know...
Mew: You weirdo...
Later on, as the plane leaves Cerulean, we find Lugia follwing right below it.
Lugia: (Mocking Mew) 'If me and Two ever thought of marriage, we'd NEVER tell you!' (Normal voice) They think they can't stop Lugia, eh? Well, let's find out!
Eventually, they land in Miami, Florida. Later, we find Mew and Mewtwo gazing at the sights of Miami.
Mew: Wow...it's so pretty! Sunshine, water, everything!
Mewtwo: (Notices everyone) They're all wearing swimsuits!
Mew: C'mon, Mewtwo! Let's go! (Runs to the beaches)
Mewtwo: Whatever... (Follows Mew)
Mysterious, and yet fimilar voice: Hey, Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: Huh? (Notices who it is) Hey, look who dragged his ass to Miami!
Vicious: (Wearing tropical shirt and sunglasses) Yep! Ol' Vicious is everywhere you want to be! ^__^ Anyways, what brings you here?
Mewtwo: Well, me and Mew are on vacation, and-
Kuromew: (Strangely comes in) Oooooh! Trying to jump-start your relationship, eh? You two...
Vicious: Uh, heh heh, she just, uh...she just tags along...
Mewtwo: I see...well, uh, listen, you guys doing anything tonight? Wanna go get some drinks, maybe?
Mew: (Singing voice) Ohhhhh, Mewtwooooo!
Mewtwo: Uh oh... (Turns around to see...)
Vicious: (Sunglasses slide off) O__O Oh, geez!
Kuromew: o__O Why, Mew! I didn't think you had it in you!
Mew comes out of the beach's changing room in her revealing two-piece bikini.
Mewtwo: Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. (Jumps to Mew, staring at her revealing breasts)
Mew: (Teasing) Why, Mewtwo! Haven't they told you it's impolite to stare? ('Jiggles' for Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: (Smiles widely)
Vicious: -__- Uh, you guys have fun, I'm gonna go somewhere peaceful... (Runs away)
Kuromew: Uhhh, hold the elevator, Vicious! (Follows him)
Mew: C'mon, Two...let's go for a swim.
Mewtwo: Uhhh, do you even know how to swim?
Mew: Duh! I know 'Surf', as well as every other attack!
Mewtwo: Oh, right! Well, let's go then!
Mew: No, no...not that beach...
Mewtwo: But that's the main beach!
Mew: Mewtwo, that's jam-packed...let's go there! (Points to...the Nudists Beach)
Mewtwo: (Gulp) Uhhh, Mew, let's not jump to conclusions, ok? Mew?
Mew: Oh, Mewtwo, c'mon! Liven up, you big baby! (Strips her bikini)
Mewtwo: O__O ...I, uhh, I, ummm, I, uhh, heh heh heh... (Big blush under his nose)
Mew: If you come with me, I'll let you... (Whispers something into his ear, and giggles)
Meanwhile, back at the airport...
Lugia: (Finally lands) We're here, Celebi! (Lands on the hot ground) AAAAHHH!!! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!
Celebi: Lugia! Use Hydro Pump!
Lugia: (Does so, and cools his feet off) Aaaaahhh...well, we're here.
Celebi: Yeah, I noticed...
Lugia: Now, let's go find those two love-birds! I bet they're just now getting their beach house!
Celebi: Lugia, are you obsessed with watching Mew and Mewtwo?
Lugia: What made you think that?
Celebi: I think your becoming a stalker.
Lugia: Me? A stalker? No way!
Celebi: Is it...me?
Lugia: No! Not you!
Celebi: Do I not please you anymore? (Sad face)
Lugia: Celebi...don't do this to me...
Eventually, we find Mew and Mewtwo at a beach house rental place...
Mewtwo: Hi, you have any beach house's available?
Montél: I think we can arrange something, mister?
Mewtwo: Mewtwo.
Montél: (Gasp!) THE Mewtwo?! The one who's in love with Mew?!
Mew: Montél Vicious?!
Montél Vicious: Oh! How long has it been since I last saw you two?
Mewtwo: About two months. Hey, what happened to your magazine?
Montél Vicious: Oh, Mr. Francis, the man who owns the magazine chain fired me after our litte, heh heh, 'fiasco' in the May issue, so now, I rent out beach houses! Now, how may I help you?
Mew: Yeah, we'd like one for the next two weeks.
Montél Vicious: (Big gasp) Don't tell me! You two got married?!
Mewtwo: No. We're on vacation.
Mew: Though some mistake us as a married couple...
Mewtwo: Mew...
Mew: Oh, right! ^__^;; Sorry, Two...
Montél Vicious: Well, I can set you up with a house! (Grabs a key) You'll get cabin number 14...
Mewtwo: All right! Let's go, Mew!
Mew: Whee! We got use a beach house!
They go to Cabin 14...a mderately sized bain, with a somewhat-good view of the beach...
Mewtwo: Hmmmm, not bad...
Mew: Seems a little...small, don't you think?
Mewtwo: Yeah...it does...
In fact, they're cabin...sems almost like Unknown Dungeon!
Mewtwo: What? The author knows what I'm gonna say next?!
Vicious Mewtwo: Hey, I may put myself in my own fics, but I have author powers!
Mewtwo: O.O Uhhhh, I'll shut up now!
They continue checking out the 'U.D.' cabin.
Mew: (Finds the master bedroom) Oooooh! A king-sized bed! (Jumps on it, and falls on her back) And a comfy one too!
Mewtwo: (Turns on the TV...Spectravision comes on) Gah! The TV channels here suck! (Turns it off)
Mew: Hey, Mewtwo! (Rubs the side of the bed) Room for one more!
Mewtwo: Mew! You wanna hop on the good foot and do the bad thing now?!
Mew: I'm bored...the swimming was too much for me, plus I felt uneasy showing my naked body to other people...
Mewtwo: You didn't feel that way when you posed nude for that magazine...
Mew: That was different...c'mon, Mewtwo! I'm tired and bored out of my wits!
Mewtwo: Oh, all right, if I must! (Hops on the bed)
Meanwhile, two certain somebodys come in...Lugia and Celebi!
Lugia: Here we are, Number 14.
Celebi: Why do we have to share this cabin with someone?
Lugia: I'm sure they're nice...
Celebi: I wonder where the deck is...
Lugia: Check the master bedroom. They said that's where the door to the deck is.
Celebi goes to the room, but opens it to find...
Mewtwo: (Making out with Mew) C'mon, Mew! Don't be cheap!
Celebi: OH, MY GOD!
Mew: EEEK! CELEBI!
Mewtwo: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, YOU FRUIT!
Celebi: YIPES! (Runs away before Mewtwo hits him with a shadow ball)
Mew: What is HE doing here?
Lugia: That's 'she', you know?
Mewtwo: O__O Celebi's a girl?!
Mew: And what the hell are you doing in our cabin?
Mewtwo: On our vacation.
Lugia: Well, 'your' cabin is ours! Number 14!
Mewtwo: We got this cabin first! (Flashes the key)
Lugia: What a surprise! (Flashes his key)
Mew: Wait...if Mewtwo has a key, and Lugia does too...then that means...
Mewtwo: Oh no!
Celebi: WE'RE ROOMIES!
Mewtwo and Mew: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Lugia: (Turns on the TV) Hey! We got Spectravision!
Mewtwo: Mew...I think we should've went to Celadon...
Mew: Shut up, Mewtwo...now is NOT a good time for jokes...
Mewtwo: I'm serious...
To be continued???
OH NO! Mewtwo and Mew...Lugia and Celebi...ROOMIES?! It's a nightmare come true! Stay tuned next time, and find out how these four will ive together in this 'vacation in paradise'...more like 'vacation from hell' to me. ^__^ Anyways, read and review, as always! And remember, keep in mind that sometimes, when you think your vacation is at it's zenith, you might end up getting dealt the worst cards in the deck! Now you know...the rest of the story...good day!
Stay tuned...For the Chao's sake!
Disclaimer: Bloobity blah blah blah, I don't own them! I don't own them! In fact...I don't even own a pokéball! I'M SO HORRIBLY BROKE! O__O ...Uh, ok...
Once again, we open in the town of Cerulean City. The Pokémon Center, The Closed Bike Shop, The Abandoned Porn Shop behind Pizza Hut...and the Unknown Dungeon. And once again, we find Mewtwo, doing what he does best...
Mewtwo: (Watching TV) Damn! 15 seasons?!
Mew: Say what?
Mewtwo: What.
Mew: No, I meant, what do you mean by '15 seasons'?
Mewtwo: The Simpson's has been on for 15 years now! Next year, it'll be the 15th season! I'm surprised the show is STILL on to this day!
Mew: Uh huh...uh, Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: Yes, Mew?
Mew: I was thinking...has it been dull around here lately?
Mewtwo: Uhhh, what do you mean?
Mew: I mean, isn't Cerulean growing dull everyday?
Mewtwo: Not really. Ever since they shut the Porn Shop down, the crime rate's increased. (Gun-shots are heard outside) See what I mean?
Mew: -__- Mewtwo, have you ever wanted to go somewhere else?
Mewtwo: Like where?
Mew: I dunno, somewhere else!
Mewtwo: Well, where do you wanna go? Celadon? Saffron? ...Viridian City?
Mew: ...Mewtwo, I want us to take a vacation! It's getting so damn boring here!
Mewtwo: I'd love to take you somewhere, but...geez, my money's low, and my job is killing me!
Mew: Oh, right! You work 2 hours every Thursday, sitting on your ass at the Dark Side Comic Book Store, and all you ever do there is play that stupid arcade machine!
Mewtwo: First of all, I'm a security guard there! And two, IT'S NINJA GAIDEN! (Pops a tape in) Look, I'll show you!
Mewtwo turns on the TV, and the security tape comes on.
Mewtwo: (On the tape, playing Ninja Gaiden) Yeah! C'mon, you stupid punks! Yeah, take that!
Some guy comes in and steals most of the collectibles from the store, and some money. He then takes off.
Mewtwo: (Still playing) No! No! NOT THAT CONTINUE? SCREEN! I DON'T WANNA DIE!!!
Mewtwo quickly shuts off the TV.
Mewtwo: I was on a break, I hope you know.
Mew: God, Mewtwo! I wanna go do something!
Mewtwo: (Takes a deep breath) Fine! Where do you want to go?
Mew: How about somewhere nice...somewhere warm...somewhere...fun...
Mewtwo: o__O Say...what?
Mew: Mewtwo...let's go to Miami, Florida!
Mewtwo: O__O MIAMI, FLORIDA?!? Mew, that's like, 2,000 odd miles away from Kanto!
Mew: But, Mewtwo, it'll be fun! We could go swimming, rent a beach house...
Mewtwo: Blow all my money, miss my favorite TV shows...
Mew: I could wear my revealing two-piece bikini for you! It's shows LOTS of skin! ~__^
Mewtwo: (Suddenly changes his mind) What are we waiting for then?!
Mew: ^__^ We're going to Miami! Yay!
Later, we find Mew and Mewtwo packing up.
Mew: Oh, Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: Yeah, Mew?
Mew: (Quoting the movies) The following preview is intended for an audience over 17! ^__^ (Shows her revealing two-piece to Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: (Drools) You're gonna look so hot in that thing!
Mew: ^__^ Yeah...besides, I need to work on my tanage...
Lugia: (Quoting Sonic from Sonic Adventure 2) Hey, guys!
Mewtwo: Oh no!
Lugia flies in, and as usual, Celebi's right behind him.
Lugia: What's up? (Notices the luggage) Hey, where you guys headed?
Mew: Miami, Florida!
Celebi: Oh, such a great vacation destination! I went there for my Pokétech social!
Mewtwo: Celebi, don't go back the Pokétech story...
Celebi: What, all we did was get drunk, watched Elimidate, and played Taboo.
Mew: o__O Was this that gay party back in 93?
Celebi: Ahhh, such a great time for me! I think I'm gonna cry... (Cries on Lugia) I miss my friends!
Mewtwo: Ooook, well, we gotta go.
Lugia: Hey, see you later, Mewtwo! Hope the 'honeymoon' suits you well!
Mew: Hey, bird-brain! If me and Two ever thought of marriage, we'd NEVER tell you!
Mewtwo: You'd probably tape our honeymoon anyways!
Lugia: Hey, I can change!
Mewtwo: Whatever, later. (Mewtwo and Mew leave for the airport)
Lugia: Hey, Celebi.
Celebi: Yeah?
Lugia: Remember how I said we need some time off?
Celebi: What about it?
Lugia: I think we need to take a personal day! Heh heh heh...
Meanwhile, at the airport...
Mew: Uh, Two...we could've flown with our psy powers...
Mewtwo: Well, I get tired after flying for five straight hours.
Mew: Sure...you could make love to me all night, and you never break a sweat, but you get tired after flying for five hours? Mewtwo...you're out there...
Mewtwo: -__- Mew...we gotta get that beach house...
Flight Annoucer: Ladies and Gentlemen, the flight to Miami, Florida is now boarding.
Mew: Oh! That's us! Let's go, Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: Right behind you...
As they get on the plane, they go through the basic procedure at the beginning of the flight.
Mewtwo: Man, why do they teach us how to use a seat belt? We all know how!
Mew: Mewtwo, some of the people are mentally challenged...
Misty: Uhhh, how do I do this again?
Ash: Geez, Misty! Just stick the flap in the buckle!
Misty: Ohhhhh, that's how you do it! (Buckles it) All done!
Mewtwo: I withdraw my last statement. (Tries to buckle up, but can't cause of his size in the seat) Damn buckles!
Mew: Allow me, Two... (Reaches down besides Mewtwo and pulls the buckle out from behind his side, and buckles it for him) There you go.
Mewtwo: (Stares sappily at Mew)
Mew: Two...if you think I did that out of seduction, you better think twice. I was only helping you.
Mewtwo: ^__^ I know...
Mew: You weirdo...
Later on, as the plane leaves Cerulean, we find Lugia follwing right below it.
Lugia: (Mocking Mew) 'If me and Two ever thought of marriage, we'd NEVER tell you!' (Normal voice) They think they can't stop Lugia, eh? Well, let's find out!
Eventually, they land in Miami, Florida. Later, we find Mew and Mewtwo gazing at the sights of Miami.
Mew: Wow...it's so pretty! Sunshine, water, everything!
Mewtwo: (Notices everyone) They're all wearing swimsuits!
Mew: C'mon, Mewtwo! Let's go! (Runs to the beaches)
Mewtwo: Whatever... (Follows Mew)
Mysterious, and yet fimilar voice: Hey, Mewtwo!
Mewtwo: Huh? (Notices who it is) Hey, look who dragged his ass to Miami!
Vicious: (Wearing tropical shirt and sunglasses) Yep! Ol' Vicious is everywhere you want to be! ^__^ Anyways, what brings you here?
Mewtwo: Well, me and Mew are on vacation, and-
Kuromew: (Strangely comes in) Oooooh! Trying to jump-start your relationship, eh? You two...
Vicious: Uh, heh heh, she just, uh...she just tags along...
Mewtwo: I see...well, uh, listen, you guys doing anything tonight? Wanna go get some drinks, maybe?
Mew: (Singing voice) Ohhhhh, Mewtwooooo!
Mewtwo: Uh oh... (Turns around to see...)
Vicious: (Sunglasses slide off) O__O Oh, geez!
Kuromew: o__O Why, Mew! I didn't think you had it in you!
Mew comes out of the beach's changing room in her revealing two-piece bikini.
Mewtwo: Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. (Jumps to Mew, staring at her revealing breasts)
Mew: (Teasing) Why, Mewtwo! Haven't they told you it's impolite to stare? ('Jiggles' for Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: (Smiles widely)
Vicious: -__- Uh, you guys have fun, I'm gonna go somewhere peaceful... (Runs away)
Kuromew: Uhhh, hold the elevator, Vicious! (Follows him)
Mew: C'mon, Two...let's go for a swim.
Mewtwo: Uhhh, do you even know how to swim?
Mew: Duh! I know 'Surf', as well as every other attack!
Mewtwo: Oh, right! Well, let's go then!
Mew: No, no...not that beach...
Mewtwo: But that's the main beach!
Mew: Mewtwo, that's jam-packed...let's go there! (Points to...the Nudists Beach)
Mewtwo: (Gulp) Uhhh, Mew, let's not jump to conclusions, ok? Mew?
Mew: Oh, Mewtwo, c'mon! Liven up, you big baby! (Strips her bikini)
Mewtwo: O__O ...I, uhh, I, ummm, I, uhh, heh heh heh... (Big blush under his nose)
Mew: If you come with me, I'll let you... (Whispers something into his ear, and giggles)
Meanwhile, back at the airport...
Lugia: (Finally lands) We're here, Celebi! (Lands on the hot ground) AAAAHHH!!! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!
Celebi: Lugia! Use Hydro Pump!
Lugia: (Does so, and cools his feet off) Aaaaahhh...well, we're here.
Celebi: Yeah, I noticed...
Lugia: Now, let's go find those two love-birds! I bet they're just now getting their beach house!
Celebi: Lugia, are you obsessed with watching Mew and Mewtwo?
Lugia: What made you think that?
Celebi: I think your becoming a stalker.
Lugia: Me? A stalker? No way!
Celebi: Is it...me?
Lugia: No! Not you!
Celebi: Do I not please you anymore? (Sad face)
Lugia: Celebi...don't do this to me...
Eventually, we find Mew and Mewtwo at a beach house rental place...
Mewtwo: Hi, you have any beach house's available?
Montél: I think we can arrange something, mister?
Mewtwo: Mewtwo.
Montél: (Gasp!) THE Mewtwo?! The one who's in love with Mew?!
Mew: Montél Vicious?!
Montél Vicious: Oh! How long has it been since I last saw you two?
Mewtwo: About two months. Hey, what happened to your magazine?
Montél Vicious: Oh, Mr. Francis, the man who owns the magazine chain fired me after our litte, heh heh, 'fiasco' in the May issue, so now, I rent out beach houses! Now, how may I help you?
Mew: Yeah, we'd like one for the next two weeks.
Montél Vicious: (Big gasp) Don't tell me! You two got married?!
Mewtwo: No. We're on vacation.
Mew: Though some mistake us as a married couple...
Mewtwo: Mew...
Mew: Oh, right! ^__^;; Sorry, Two...
Montél Vicious: Well, I can set you up with a house! (Grabs a key) You'll get cabin number 14...
Mewtwo: All right! Let's go, Mew!
Mew: Whee! We got use a beach house!
They go to Cabin 14...a mderately sized bain, with a somewhat-good view of the beach...
Mewtwo: Hmmmm, not bad...
Mew: Seems a little...small, don't you think?
Mewtwo: Yeah...it does...
In fact, they're cabin...sems almost like Unknown Dungeon!
Mewtwo: What? The author knows what I'm gonna say next?!
Vicious Mewtwo: Hey, I may put myself in my own fics, but I have author powers!
Mewtwo: O.O Uhhhh, I'll shut up now!
They continue checking out the 'U.D.' cabin.
Mew: (Finds the master bedroom) Oooooh! A king-sized bed! (Jumps on it, and falls on her back) And a comfy one too!
Mewtwo: (Turns on the TV...Spectravision comes on) Gah! The TV channels here suck! (Turns it off)
Mew: Hey, Mewtwo! (Rubs the side of the bed) Room for one more!
Mewtwo: Mew! You wanna hop on the good foot and do the bad thing now?!
Mew: I'm bored...the swimming was too much for me, plus I felt uneasy showing my naked body to other people...
Mewtwo: You didn't feel that way when you posed nude for that magazine...
Mew: That was different...c'mon, Mewtwo! I'm tired and bored out of my wits!
Mewtwo: Oh, all right, if I must! (Hops on the bed)
Meanwhile, two certain somebodys come in...Lugia and Celebi!
Lugia: Here we are, Number 14.
Celebi: Why do we have to share this cabin with someone?
Lugia: I'm sure they're nice...
Celebi: I wonder where the deck is...
Lugia: Check the master bedroom. They said that's where the door to the deck is.
Celebi goes to the room, but opens it to find...
Mewtwo: (Making out with Mew) C'mon, Mew! Don't be cheap!
Celebi: OH, MY GOD!
Mew: EEEK! CELEBI!
Mewtwo: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, YOU FRUIT!
Celebi: YIPES! (Runs away before Mewtwo hits him with a shadow ball)
Mew: What is HE doing here?
Lugia: That's 'she', you know?
Mewtwo: O__O Celebi's a girl?!
Mew: And what the hell are you doing in our cabin?
Mewtwo: On our vacation.
Lugia: Well, 'your' cabin is ours! Number 14!
Mewtwo: We got this cabin first! (Flashes the key)
Lugia: What a surprise! (Flashes his key)
Mew: Wait...if Mewtwo has a key, and Lugia does too...then that means...
Mewtwo: Oh no!
Celebi: WE'RE ROOMIES!
Mewtwo and Mew: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Lugia: (Turns on the TV) Hey! We got Spectravision!
Mewtwo: Mew...I think we should've went to Celadon...
Mew: Shut up, Mewtwo...now is NOT a good time for jokes...
Mewtwo: I'm serious...
To be continued???
OH NO! Mewtwo and Mew...Lugia and Celebi...ROOMIES?! It's a nightmare come true! Stay tuned next time, and find out how these four will ive together in this 'vacation in paradise'...more like 'vacation from hell' to me. ^__^ Anyways, read and review, as always! And remember, keep in mind that sometimes, when you think your vacation is at it's zenith, you might end up getting dealt the worst cards in the deck! Now you know...the rest of the story...good day!
Stay tuned...For the Chao's sake!