Author's note: I know that Kurama doesn't go to the same school as everyone else but can't you just pretend? It would be a lot easier for the both of us (well, mainly for me).

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho and never will.

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Yusuke and Kuwabara are walking to school when all of a sudden; Yusuke starts talking about something stupid.

Yusuke: Darn that mother of mine, she flushed my alarm clock down the toilet. And right now, I need to use the bathroom or else I'll have an accident.

Kuwabara: umm.

Yusuke: And then I had to buy a new one.

Kuwabara: umm.

Yusuke: But I couldn't because my toilet overflowed.

Kuwabara: Ya, great but.

Yusuke: And I was surrounded by water so I had to call the plumber.

Kuwabara: Stop already!

And with that, Kuwabara ran like crazy to school. But sadly, he ran into a tree.

Kuwabara: Ouch! Stupid tree.

By some miracle, Kuwabara made it to school where he started to hear gossip about the school newspaper.

Kuwabara: I never knew we had a school newspaper.

Botan: Why of course we do and Kurama writes the advice column of the newspaper.

Kuwabara: Wha, Botan, don't scare me like that, do it to Urameshi.Wait, and did you say that the school newspaper had an advice column?

Botan: Yeah, so?

Kuwabara: Ok, thanks.

Later.......

Kuwabara: *using a computer* Umm, how should I write this.

(On the computer screen) Dear Kurama,

Kuwabara: No *saying while typing*, Dear Shuuichi

The next morning......

Kurama: *sees Yusuke and Botan* Hey guys.

Botan: Hey Kura-err-Shuuichi, how's your job?

Kurama: Good, I just gave out my first advice *holds out newspaper*

~ On the newspaper (if this have spelling errors or if this doesn't make sense, just remember that Kuwabara wrote it)~

Dear Shuuichi,
I have this friend who's been kinda a problem to me. His been talking to I about things that are werid and bore. His keep talking to I about things that me don't need to know and it's clogging up me brain. Me want to tell his two stop talking to I but his won't let I. What do me did?
-Need help

Botan: What does it say?

Kurama: I'm not sure.

Yusuke: Your advice should say that this guy should get a dictionary.

Kurama: That would be mean. Anyways, my advice was.

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