Previously, Eddy and Ed hypnotized some of the kids to see if the wheel
worked properly. Now Eddy has a plan.
Look at them all. Playing peacefully in the cul-de-sac. Everything's set. The big drive-in movie screen thing is up and ready. "ready double-D?" "yes. You may proceed." After I made a snappy speech, I hypnotized everyone at once. I had Ed use kevin as a money monkey. Wait. I smell something. a smelly smell. The smelly smell that's beyond smelly, but just between the kind of smell that smells.... smelly. Oh No. KANKERS. They started messing with the screen thing. I decided to give them the full blast of the hypnotizing wheel. "prepare to be mesmorated!" am I cool or what? "no way I'll be mesmorated. I eat all my roughage." What in the world is she talking about? "oh, but you will, once I..." How can she see behind that big fluff of red hair? I tried getting it out of her eyes, but she pushed me off and STOLE my hat! "give that back!" I knew it was no use. When she hypnotizes us, it'll be the end. Ok, so the script says they'll turn us into dogs. I figured out that we all follow a script. There's no way of not following it. We're constantly surrounded by a force field. Right now I can actually see the force fields on my two comrades. Then, somehow, maybe by a 'once in a lifetime miracle', Ed broke through his force field. That caused me and double-D's to break too. Ed held a mirror in front of us. "cool." He's weird. Yahoo! He just deflected the blast right back at the kankers! And you know what's better? Lee got the hair out of her eyes for a moment! It was a success! I got my hat back and ordered them to run to the north pole and live there. ha HA! Uh oh. Here comes everyone's parents. I can't tell you what they look like. It's not that they're ugly. It's just part of the contract that I cannot tell you their appearance. Now I'm doing the one thing I thought I'd never do in my entire life. I'm hypnotizing them. "I order you to let me, Ed and double-D do anything we want and give all the other kids heavy duty grounding time for 15 years, except for nazz." They agreed. "Eddy, I can't believe you would become such an egotistical money hungry control freak!" did double-D just say what I thought he said? I hypnotized him into checking what he said, if you know what I mean. "now, what were you saying?" "I was saying, if you continue your hypnotizing parade, you should have control of the United States and the surrounding countries, even Japan, in less than 53 days." Ooooooooh yeah.
Now you have witnessed what WOULD'VE happened if Eddy succeeded in that major scam. Now, if you'll come with me, I'll..... AHHHHHHHHHH!
4 minutes later.....
HA HA HA! It's me, Eddy. I now have control of not only the USA and Japan, but now, THE WHOLE WORLD! And I'm only thirteen. No matter where you live, you probably already know this. "Chum, Buttered toast!" Shut up ED! Oh. Hello. You don't seem to be under my control. Don't worry. I'll fix that. Double-D? yes, Eddy? Bring me my hat. Here you go. HA! (spins hypnotizing wheel, causing you to see nothing but black. You only hear a few last words before you fall under Eddy's total control, forever.) Listen to the sound of my voice. When I snap my fingers, you will become my personal slave, FOREVER! (sound of fingers snapping are heard.) FOREVER, forever, forever, forever,
The
End
Look at them all. Playing peacefully in the cul-de-sac. Everything's set. The big drive-in movie screen thing is up and ready. "ready double-D?" "yes. You may proceed." After I made a snappy speech, I hypnotized everyone at once. I had Ed use kevin as a money monkey. Wait. I smell something. a smelly smell. The smelly smell that's beyond smelly, but just between the kind of smell that smells.... smelly. Oh No. KANKERS. They started messing with the screen thing. I decided to give them the full blast of the hypnotizing wheel. "prepare to be mesmorated!" am I cool or what? "no way I'll be mesmorated. I eat all my roughage." What in the world is she talking about? "oh, but you will, once I..." How can she see behind that big fluff of red hair? I tried getting it out of her eyes, but she pushed me off and STOLE my hat! "give that back!" I knew it was no use. When she hypnotizes us, it'll be the end. Ok, so the script says they'll turn us into dogs. I figured out that we all follow a script. There's no way of not following it. We're constantly surrounded by a force field. Right now I can actually see the force fields on my two comrades. Then, somehow, maybe by a 'once in a lifetime miracle', Ed broke through his force field. That caused me and double-D's to break too. Ed held a mirror in front of us. "cool." He's weird. Yahoo! He just deflected the blast right back at the kankers! And you know what's better? Lee got the hair out of her eyes for a moment! It was a success! I got my hat back and ordered them to run to the north pole and live there. ha HA! Uh oh. Here comes everyone's parents. I can't tell you what they look like. It's not that they're ugly. It's just part of the contract that I cannot tell you their appearance. Now I'm doing the one thing I thought I'd never do in my entire life. I'm hypnotizing them. "I order you to let me, Ed and double-D do anything we want and give all the other kids heavy duty grounding time for 15 years, except for nazz." They agreed. "Eddy, I can't believe you would become such an egotistical money hungry control freak!" did double-D just say what I thought he said? I hypnotized him into checking what he said, if you know what I mean. "now, what were you saying?" "I was saying, if you continue your hypnotizing parade, you should have control of the United States and the surrounding countries, even Japan, in less than 53 days." Ooooooooh yeah.
Now you have witnessed what WOULD'VE happened if Eddy succeeded in that major scam. Now, if you'll come with me, I'll..... AHHHHHHHHHH!
4 minutes later.....
HA HA HA! It's me, Eddy. I now have control of not only the USA and Japan, but now, THE WHOLE WORLD! And I'm only thirteen. No matter where you live, you probably already know this. "Chum, Buttered toast!" Shut up ED! Oh. Hello. You don't seem to be under my control. Don't worry. I'll fix that. Double-D? yes, Eddy? Bring me my hat. Here you go. HA! (spins hypnotizing wheel, causing you to see nothing but black. You only hear a few last words before you fall under Eddy's total control, forever.) Listen to the sound of my voice. When I snap my fingers, you will become my personal slave, FOREVER! (sound of fingers snapping are heard.) FOREVER, forever, forever, forever,
The
End