p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Before I start, I just want to say that this story is not going to be serious. I'm just doing this for kicks and giggles. You can hate me for this or love me, either way, this was pretty fun to think up and write./spanstrong id="docs-internal-guid-e86d726e-7fff-df85-9ffd-15ea3d31f10b" style="font-weight: normal;"/strong/p
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p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"It was a normal day in Mutsutafu, Japan. Birds were singing, flowers were blooming and Minoru Mineta was being practically thrown into the detention room for the third time that week. "Mineta," Aizawa said with a palm on his face, "it is a literal miracle that you haven't been expelled for all of the "stunts" you have the audacity of pulling off." As this was being said to him, Mineta just looked up from the ground. In his head, he was pandering on what caused this mess in the first place./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Earlier in the day, Mineta was strolling down the corridors of UA High ogling at all of the girls of the school in his head. When he got to a corner, he saw Momo Yaoyaruzu and Tsuyu Asui have a conversation, and because Mineta is Mineta he did the logical choice presented in that situation. He ran up, went under their legs, looked up the skirts of their school uniforms, and left. This was the reason why he loves the fact that he was the size of a preschooler when it came to height. But, before he could make it around the corner, a familiar pink appendage wrapped around his waist pulled him back. This was why he hated the fact that he was so darn short./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"As Mineta was being pulled back by what was Tsuyu's tongue he heard a sigh come from Momo. "You always pull this type of stuff, thinking that you're going to get away with it… why," she asked. Mineta didn't grace them with an answer. Instead, he was staring directly at their chests with his mind wandering far into the gutter. Tsuyu immediately realized this and promptly slammed Mineta into the ground with her tongue. "OW, what was that for," Mineta exclaimed in pain. Momo held up three fingers and replied calmly, "three reasons. A: you interrupted our conversation with your antics. B: you stared at us as if we were meat afterward and C: you never change and do anything better with your life. That is why no one, especially the girls want to be near you."/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""What do you expect of me, I'm short, making it so that hormones run through my body faster," Mineta said as an excuse. Tsuyu and Momo paused for a moment, trying to find reason in that sentence. That moment was all that Minoru needed to get himself out of Tsuyu's grip and out of there but before he could get far, he bumped into his teacher, Shota Aizawa, who was watching the entire thing unfold. "Detention, after school, again," Shota said with a completely tired voice./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Fast forward a few hours and he was here, in the detention room again. During those few hours, Momo's words stayed in his head, repeating, and in all of that time, he has been wondering. "Do I really have friends or are they just classmates that deal with my shenanigans," Minoru thought to himself. That was something he needed to think about because perverted or not, he was still a human cared about social bonds. He thought back to everything that has happened so far. In the USJ he almost drowned because he got a bit touchy. At the place here Bakugo got kidnapped, he didn't remember the place other than the kidnapping and the hot springs, he was betrayed by a child. Now, there was what just happened a few hours ago./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"After detention was over, Minoru went to his dorm with an empty trash bag, now knowing what he can do, and what he should do. He picked up his posters of Midnight and Mount Lady from his wall and threw them away. He then did the same with everything else that would make his body sexually active. An hour later, when he was finally done, he was at the dumpster holding a now full trash bag. "From now on, Minoru Mineta will not be seen as Class 1A's class pervert but instead something better," Mineta declared to himself. He then threw the trash bag into the trash can with all of his might and slammed it closed./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"The next day comes and every Class 1A student is in the classroom, except Mineta. "Hm… the class seems… less chaotic today," Iida remarks, "as if an essential element of chaos has gone missing."/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""But Bakugo is right here," Tsuyu replied./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""I'm going to ignore that, but I finally agree with you, four eyes," Katsuki says back./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Wait, Mineta is not here," Denki realizes, "Maybe he got expelled." The room was quiet… until everyone, aside from Denki, started cheering./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""I was waiting for this to happen," Sato said as he brought out a cake that he had made recently. This was such an occasion that even Bakugo and Iida made some noise for the momentous celebration. Momo even made noisemakers so that they could party harder. At that moment Izuku took Ochako and kissed her. At the same time as Izuku and Ochako, Momo took Shouto. Aizawa then walked into the room while everyone was partying, kind of frustrated at a large amount of sound./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Why are you guys so loud, you interrupted my morning nap," Shota said within his sleeping bag./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""We are pretty sure that Mineta has gotten expelled," Mina said./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Well allow me to kill the joy, he didn't"/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Then why isn't he here," Mina asked as if answering her question the door burst open to reveal Mineta with paint buckets taped to the bottom of his shoes./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""There was a lot of noise coming from here so I came here as fast as I can, who's in danger," Minoru said, and just like that, the joy in the atmosphere died a horrible death./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;" /p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"So, why is Mineta wearing paint buckets? Is his promise to himself is gonna hold up? Is Denki going to feel alone because he would be the only pervert left? Is the author going to get mauled by rabid fans because he didn't include their ships into the story? The last one is probably yes, but the rest, find out next time on Dragon Ball Z./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;" /p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Now for actual authors notes. As said earlier, this is not a serious fanfic, the plot, or lack thereof, is mostly just me spouting out stuff that I thought was funny while entertaining the idea that Mineta could become a better person. I am also putting this up for adoption. I don't think my not graduated self could do this idea justice and that it could flourish better with a better author. With those that want to adopt it, I'll leave you the ideas that I had for the beginning but from there, I'll let you build it. But, on the other hand, if nobody adopts it and wants me to continue, I will/span/p
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p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Someone New, back to being anonymous./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;" /p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"It was a normal day in Mutsutafu, Japan. Birds were singing, flowers were blooming and Minoru Mineta was being practically thrown into the detention room for the third time that week. "Mineta," Aizawa said with a palm on his face, "it is a literal miracle that you haven't been expelled for all of the "stunts" you have the audacity of pulling off." As this was being said to him, Mineta just looked up from the ground. In his head, he was pandering on what caused this mess in the first place./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Earlier in the day, Mineta was strolling down the corridors of UA High ogling at all of the girls of the school in his head. When he got to a corner, he saw Momo Yaoyaruzu and Tsuyu Asui have a conversation, and because Mineta is Mineta he did the logical choice presented in that situation. He ran up, went under their legs, looked up the skirts of their school uniforms, and left. This was the reason why he loves the fact that he was the size of a preschooler when it came to height. But, before he could make it around the corner, a familiar pink appendage wrapped around his waist pulled him back. This was why he hated the fact that he was so darn short./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"As Mineta was being pulled back by what was Tsuyu's tongue he heard a sigh come from Momo. "You always pull this type of stuff, thinking that you're going to get away with it… why," she asked. Mineta didn't grace them with an answer. Instead, he was staring directly at their chests with his mind wandering far into the gutter. Tsuyu immediately realized this and promptly slammed Mineta into the ground with her tongue. "OW, what was that for," Mineta exclaimed in pain. Momo held up three fingers and replied calmly, "three reasons. A: you interrupted our conversation with your antics. B: you stared at us as if we were meat afterward and C: you never change and do anything better with your life. That is why no one, especially the girls want to be near you."/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""What do you expect of me, I'm short, making it so that hormones run through my body faster," Mineta said as an excuse. Tsuyu and Momo paused for a moment, trying to find reason in that sentence. That moment was all that Minoru needed to get himself out of Tsuyu's grip and out of there but before he could get far, he bumped into his teacher, Shota Aizawa, who was watching the entire thing unfold. "Detention, after school, again," Shota said with a completely tired voice./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Fast forward a few hours and he was here, in the detention room again. During those few hours, Momo's words stayed in his head, repeating, and in all of that time, he has been wondering. "Do I really have friends or are they just classmates that deal with my shenanigans," Minoru thought to himself. That was something he needed to think about because perverted or not, he was still a human cared about social bonds. He thought back to everything that has happened so far. In the USJ he almost drowned because he got a bit touchy. At the place here Bakugo got kidnapped, he didn't remember the place other than the kidnapping and the hot springs, he was betrayed by a child. Now, there was what just happened a few hours ago./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"After detention was over, Minoru went to his dorm with an empty trash bag, now knowing what he can do, and what he should do. He picked up his posters of Midnight and Mount Lady from his wall and threw them away. He then did the same with everything else that would make his body sexually active. An hour later, when he was finally done, he was at the dumpster holding a now full trash bag. "From now on, Minoru Mineta will not be seen as Class 1A's class pervert but instead something better," Mineta declared to himself. He then threw the trash bag into the trash can with all of his might and slammed it closed./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"The next day comes and every Class 1A student is in the classroom, except Mineta. "Hm… the class seems… less chaotic today," Iida remarks, "as if an essential element of chaos has gone missing."/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""But Bakugo is right here," Tsuyu replied./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""I'm going to ignore that, but I finally agree with you, four eyes," Katsuki says back./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Wait, Mineta is not here," Denki realizes, "Maybe he got expelled." The room was quiet… until everyone, aside from Denki, started cheering./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""I was waiting for this to happen," Sato said as he brought out a cake that he had made recently. This was such an occasion that even Bakugo and Iida made some noise for the momentous celebration. Momo even made noisemakers so that they could party harder. At that moment Izuku took Ochako and kissed her. At the same time as Izuku and Ochako, Momo took Shouto. Aizawa then walked into the room while everyone was partying, kind of frustrated at a large amount of sound./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Why are you guys so loud, you interrupted my morning nap," Shota said within his sleeping bag./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""We are pretty sure that Mineta has gotten expelled," Mina said./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Well allow me to kill the joy, he didn't"/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""Then why isn't he here," Mina asked as if answering her question the door burst open to reveal Mineta with paint buckets taped to the bottom of his shoes./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: 400; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;""There was a lot of noise coming from here so I came here as fast as I can, who's in danger," Minoru said, and just like that, the joy in the atmosphere died a horrible death./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;" /p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"So, why is Mineta wearing paint buckets? Is his promise to himself is gonna hold up? Is Denki going to feel alone because he would be the only pervert left? Is the author going to get mauled by rabid fans because he didn't include their ships into the story? The last one is probably yes, but the rest, find out next time on Dragon Ball Z./span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;" /p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Now for actual authors notes. As said earlier, this is not a serious fanfic, the plot, or lack thereof, is mostly just me spouting out stuff that I thought was funny while entertaining the idea that Mineta could become a better person. I am also putting this up for adoption. I don't think my not graduated self could do this idea justice and that it could flourish better with a better author. With those that want to adopt it, I'll leave you the ideas that I had for the beginning but from there, I'll let you build it. But, on the other hand, if nobody adopts it and wants me to continue, I will/span/p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;" /p
p dir="ltr" style="line-height: 1.38; text-indent: 36pt; margin-top: 0pt; margin-bottom: 0pt;"span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: Arial; color: #000000; background-color: transparent; font-weight: bold; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; text-decoration: none; vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap;"Someone New, back to being anonymous./span/p