This had to be the most awkward Christmas dinner ever.

And everything had started out so well. Years after miraculously surviving All for One's attack (she guessed that hit to the face affected his vision more than she thought) she finally found one of her children when Inko called her to invite her to Christmas. And she even had a husband and son now. After some gentle encouragement from Toshi, and some not so gentle encouragement from Gran (she got back at him by mocking how terribly he'd aged) she got on a flight to see her daughter for the first time since she'd given Inko up with Kotaro to protect them from her hero life (mainly the part involving the dark emperor of the underworld and symbol of evil). She found her apartment, knocked and the door opened to…

"Ah, you must be Inko's mother," ALL FOR #%*ING ONE said as he held a small green haired toddler hostage.

"Oh! Is she here?" a voice yelled from inside.

A short green haired woman Nana recognized as Inko ran to her and enveloped her in a hug.

"It's so good to see you!" she said as literal geysers of tears came from her eyes. That was Inko all right. She was still confused how someone could cry that much without it being a Quirk. Obviously, she was doing it now because the villain was holding her hos- "This is my husband Hisashi," she said gesturing to All for One. While smiling.

What?

"And our son Izuku!" she said gesturing to the toddler in the Symbol of Evil's arms.

What?!

"Yes," the supervillain purred (like an evil cat) "I think he got Inko's eyes and hair color, but the freckles and curls are definitely mine.

WHAT?!

"Yes, I'm sure he'll be as handsome as his father when he's older!" Inko said before adding in a fake whisper "Don't let his confident act fool you. He was actually really nervous about you coming over. Probably scared of having a pro hero for a mother in law."

"Inkooo," her husband whined while Inko hugged Nana again.

Ok maybe he wasn't All for One. Maybe he just happened to look exactly like him. And have the same voice. And the same evil sneer over his wife's shoulder. Nope it was him. And he and Inko had a son. With her eyes and hair color and his curls. Meaning that he was both of their son. Meaning that they had... All for One and Inko had… All for One and her daughter…

"Well, it's wonderful to meet both of you. I'm feeling a little under the weather. Do you mind if I use your bathroom?" Nana said.

"Oh! I hope it's nothing too bad. I would hate to have forced you to travel while sick!" Inko said.

"Oh its nothing bad," Nana said with a nervous smile "Just pushing myself a bit too hard this season with my old injuries acting up. If you'll excuse me…"

Nana was directed to the bathroom where she promptly puked her guts out.

After a lot of fussing from Inko, Nana finally convinced her she was fine, that she was feeling much better now (which may have been a bit of a complete and total lie), she managed to convince Inko not to cancel dinner. They sat at the table and she tried to distract Inko from worrying even moreby telling her (and the supervillain) some stories from her hero career. It was all well and good. Until she reached the end of her career and…

"…that injury must have been so horrible to go through. It sounds like it was excruciating to go through. I'm sorry you had to endure so much pain. And for it to continue hurting for so long… I greatly pity you" All for One said with an incredibly condescending grin.

(Sorry to insult the other grandmother of my grandson and the mother of the First, but that insufferable son of a- Fine, you wanna play this game? Let's play this game.)

"Well," Nana began, "I should just count myself lucky that the villain who did it was such a lousy shot. I mean, I was right out in the open, his explosion laid the entire area to waste, and he still couldn't kill me! Talk about lousy aim, right?"

Inko laughed along with her. Ha! Take that All for One!

Speaking of whom the evil villain rebutted with "Yes, it was quite a stroke of luck (she suspected that by "luck" he meant "bad luck") that you survived. A shame it still ended your hero career for good. By the way why did you never find Inko after your career was over? Surely the villains stopped looking for you?"

Inko seemed thoughtful about that last part.

"Frankly I thought that just because I had retired didn't mean they wouldn't stop looking for me. For revenge or information, or something like that. I figured the best thing I could do would be to stay far away so no pathetic lowlife would find them. Especially since I didn't have the power I'd once had." Nana said.

Scumbag seemed rather proud of being called a pathetic lowlife.

"Fortunately," she said with a smile, "new heroes did just fine at picking up the slack against most villains. Like All Might. Who I helped train by the way."

Ha! The look on his face when she mentioned All Might! She really had to thank Toshi for ruining his criminal empire just for that sour look!

"You helped train All Might! That's wonderful! Our little Izuku here is a huge fan of him." Inko said.

"Oh really? That's great. I'll bet Izuku's going to be a hero someday, he looks to me like he has the heart of one! Maybe I could even get him to meet All Might!" Nana said.

"Frankly I'd rather Izuku avoided prancing around in a garish outfit beating people up and went on to a more respectable career where he could use that brilliant mind of his" All for One said.

Nana stuck her tongue out at the Symbol of Evil, "You're probably just jealous"

Inko giggled.

"Jealous of them? Please. I'm far better off where I am with my good job, adoring wife and son then trying to get popular by punching people in the face. "

"Hisashi wishes Izuku would get a job in law, medicine, business, or even follow in his footsteps. He even tried getting him to watch movies about business to get his mind off heroes," she said with a giggle.

"What'd he do? Try to get him to watch something like that old American movie Wall Street?" Nana asked.

All for One nervously looked away.

"He did not," Nana's face started to split into a massive grin.

"He did. Izuku got so bored he fell asleep. When he woke up he asked to watch All Might's debut again. Eventually I convinced him to just watch Disney movies with Izuku."

Nana burst out into a fit of laughter. She started tearing up and banging her hand on the table. All for One looked humiliated.

Nana managed to calm down and took a deep breath.

"So, Disney movies huh Hisashi. Those are a great choice. Movies where we see good triumphing over the forces of evil," Nana said.

All for One grinned at her, "Yes, but everyone knows the villains are always the highlight of those movies."

"They are not!"

"Whoever watches Sleeping Beauty for the prince and princess?"

"The fairies are the heroes."

"And who's remembered more? Them or Maleficent?

"Touché."

"See? How hard was it to admit that? As I said the villains are always the part of those films people love to watch and be."

"Until they inevitably fall to their deaths and the heroes live happily ever after."

"Until the sequel where the heroes happily ever is ruined by the villains throwing the kingdom into chaos. Again."

"Nobody ever watches the sequels! Besides the heroes always win in those too!"

"All I'm saying is heroes in movies can never seem to keep their kingdom's secure for six months while villains always have empires that lasted for a thousand years. Also, they always have the impressive architecture."

"That wouldn't last a single siege. Good guy castles also don't spontaneously implode when their owners lose. Disney's fairy tale castle is apparently quite equipped to protect its little prince."

"Unless a dragon attacks. Speaking of which, Izuku: What's cooler? A knight or a dragon?" he breathed out a small burst of fire.

Izuku burst out giggling at the small fire burst.

"I guess that answers that" All for One said.

Not one to lose Nana turned to the baby, "Hey Izuku what's cooler? That or All Might?"

Izuku started to say what suspiciously sounded like All Might over and over. Nana shot All for One a smug grin of her own.

"You were saying?"

"Well there's only one All Might and I still have dragon powers."

"Well I have Jedi powers," She said before using her Quirk to telekinetically push her spoon across the room to Izuku's delight, "too bad my Quirk isn't anything close to what it used to be or I could really show off."

"Ah yes, when facing villains that Quirk sounds excellent for sending people away."

"Well what can I say some villains need a nice speech, some just need to be sent flying through a building."

"Well I'm sure your speeches were excellent and moving pieces, not at all meandering pieces of cliché tripe like some heroes would throw around."

"By the way how'd you ever meet Inko? With that white hair of yours I'll bet she first mistook you for a 200-year-old man."

"Well that could be cleared up by getting to know me. If I was 200 years old I'd look better even better for my age than you do."

"Yes, you don't in any way talk like an old person. It's very important to have an open and honest relationship."

"Yes, which me and Inko have. I think it's also very good how well you and I are clearly getting along."

"I know. As your mother in law you'd expect me to hate you or something. Or for you and me to constantly be thinking about how best to murder each other."

"Yes, but we get along swimmingly!"

Both had a bout of very strained laughter. However, in focusing on each other both had ignored the real threat, as Inko Midoriya was rehearsing the epic scolding she would be giving both of them the first chance she got…

Notes:

Hope you enjoyed. I know Nana staying away for 30 years or more is a bit contrived. Maybe she thought she might interfere with the homes they were currently living in? Or she just couldn't find her children.