I don't even know where to begin with this.
I guess you can say that I'm at a loss here. Like I'm stuck with a choice of doing what I've been doing or just saying fuck it and ending it. No, I don't mean like killing myself or any of that stuff, I mean like, just ending this whole hero stuff and trying to live a normal life. At least, as close to one, especially since I'm the most disliked character in the My Hero Academia universe.
First off, my name is Daniel Gallo's—or at least it was before I awoke to being a three-foot tall, purple bobble headed jackass. I was your everyday adult trying to get through life by either dumb choices or learning the hard way. I was applying for a job, learning how to drive—again, and even trying to get back into the groove of school. You know, trying to get my life restarted. Unfortunately, something somewhere decided to fuck with me and screw me over by putting me in a lucid dream called My Hero Academia.
Right, you don't know that. Or do you? Maybe, I don't know, I'm venting right now, especially since I barely escaped from the girls from class 1A. NO! I wasn't running away because I was scared, I was running because they were getting on my fucking case like a bunch stupid drama high school girls.
Oh wait.
…I miss drinking beer. I miss just watching anime on Hulu. I miss playing Modern Warfare. FUCK, I even miss roommate with his stupid memes.
Anyways, the My Hero Academia Universe, consists of a, 'what if society had super powers?' Our main protagonist, in this universe is a teenager who doesn't have a super power. I should mention that Japan calls their super power a 'Quirk'. Honestly, I stopped giving a shit and just decided to go with it. Our protagonist, Izuku Midoriya, also known as Deku, the cinnamon roll to the fandom, did not have one and still wished to become a hero.
He goes through shit and stuff, blah blah blah, inherits a quirk from his hero, blah blah blah, goes to the top school, blah blah blah, you get the idea? No? Too bad, I'm not repeating this crap.
Anyways, most of the people that Izuku connects with is class 1-A. One of those people, happens to be the most hated, disliked and the punchline—quite literally—of a poop joke. That jackass is a boy called Mineta Minoru. No, he's not an asshole, that's Katsuki, but he does have a complex character development that's still in its phase. Anyways, Mineta is your average classroom pervert that knows no bounds and somehow made it to the hero course through his genius planning.
Yeah, even I'm having a hard time thinking how he passed the entrance exam with his Quirk.
Now, I want you to picture a three-foot tall kid with a bobble-like head, color the hair with flat black and purple hair, styled like a mohawk, only shaped with balls. Congratulation, you just envision ME! Only, it's NOT me, I'm stuck looking like this jackass, stuck in is body and stuck in this SHIT CALLED MY HERO ACADEMIA!
Everybody here, suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccks.
It's doesn't help that I'm in the body of a pervert, it doesn't help that I'm being watched by not just Mineta's group of friends—I didn't even know he had friends in 1-A or beyond that—but also being watched by nearly the entire female student body, because they think I'm planning some sort of lewd prank on all of them!?
Fuck you Mineta! You left with a bad hand and gave it to me to fucking pick up the stupid shit that YOU left behind, GOD!
I rather go to Modern Warfare and pick up the slack in Search and Destroy, with shit teammates, losing to 1-5! That's how bad it was left. That's how much I want out of here and that how much I want punch myself to see if this is my life now!
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Okay, I think I got all of it out.
Look, I'm just going to say it. I was a normal person in my world. You know, Earth, that didn't have bullshit super powers? The place that had fiction as a way to escape from reality? A place where there was a lockdown? Where people are still dumbasses, even in desperate times?
That's my world, that's the place I grew up in and would rather be in there than in this shit.
I was somehow transferred through some bullshit thing and ended up in the body of a sixteen-year-old with a dumb quirk. No offense to him.
From what I can tell, Mineta was, once again, doing something perverted to the girls here at the school and ended up in a coma. For like a day or so, thank you Recovery Girl!
As soon as he was fixed, I was in his body and practically living his life so far.
I have to say, he deserved to get his ass kicked, but then again, he was put in a coma. Seriously, who fucking pretends to be a girl and tries to slip in the girl's locker room?! You dumbass, learn some boundaries!
As soon as I returned, some expected me to sulk over this failure. Imagine their surprise when I started asking what the hell happened and who I was to them. Suffice to say, I was radically different from the beginning, all the way to now.
Even now, Izuku and even fucking Katsuki are wary of my attitude towards everything I do and even my sudden knowledge. Thank God I know how to speak and understand Nihongo through Mineta's mouth. Fun fact, some memories and even muscle memory are still intact from when Mineta apparently died. I say 'died', because I don't feel any sort of presence or voice in my head, and I don't think that he's coming back…like ever.
You know, that's kind of sad, when you think about it, this sixteen-year-old kid was barely just starting his career as a hero. Sure, he was a jackass and a pervert, but like Katsuki he could've been fleshed out and be a possible a guilty pleasure for some fans of the show and manga. Hell, he could've been that kid that finally got the girl. But no, characters like these are almost never taken seriously. He was never taken seriously… like almost never… I don't even think he had a serious conversation with his parents.
Wait…who are his pare—I stopped my internal monologed when I heard my door being knocked.
"Who is it?" I asked, getting out of the bed.
"It's your teacher, Aizawa sensei."
Oh, fuck.
"Get out here, we need to talk."
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHH SHIT!