Behind a Foxes smile chapter VIII: Exit stage left or The answer is 42
A/N: AIE don't kill me! I'm frail and can't write if I'm dead! Anyway… I've decided this fic is almost over 2 or 3 more chapters left. That means I'm gonna focus on finishing this then do the same to Broken pieces. Also I have a sequel to this one boiling away in my head. I wouldn't expect it any time soon though, as I want to finish off some of my other chapter fics before starting on that one. Also no priest today! Instead you get The Fullmetal Alchemist Edward Elric! YAY! One more thing…This chapter has yet to be beta'ed it has been sent to my beta reader and once she sends it back I'll take this down and repost the good version.
Disclaimer: takes a deep breath I don't own Naruto, Ranma ½ , Slayers, Yu-Gi-Oh, Fushugi Yugi, Saiyuki, Trigun, Inu-yasha OR Fullmetal Alchemist. gasp, pant, weeze
Sasuke sat beside Naruto as Hinata sat down moving closer in a very typical possessive Sasuke reaction. Lets face it the kid has issues. Hinata herself only smiled at Sasuke and started whispering to Sakura in a I'm not suspicious, suspicious' manner. So it was pretty obvious they were up to something. This of course made Sasuke more paranoid than he already is.
And the atmosphere wasn't at all helped by the little blond boy in the red trench coat singing in a bad imitation British voice.
"When ever life gets you down Mrs. Brown
And things seem hard tough
And people are stupid obnoxious or daft
And you feel like you've had quite enough"
"Niisan stooooop!" some one wearing a huge suite of armor was desperately reaching for the intoxicated blond begging him to stop making a fool of himself.
"Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
Revolving at nine hundred miles and hour
It's orbiting at ninety miles a second so it's reckoned
Around a sun that is the source of all our power"
Sasuke watched as the blond sang and danced out of his 'little' brother's reach and continued with the song.
"The sun and you and me
And all the stars that you can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
An outward spiral isle in a galaxy we call the milky way."
Was it just him or was there a glint of metal on that kids right wrist?
/you should hurry up and make your move ya know./
'What the hell?'
/Oh don't give me that Uchiha Sasuke if you want Naruto you better make your move before some one else does./
'Oh? Like who?'
/Garra for one./
'You have GOT to be kidding!'
/And Neji's another./
'…'
/Yeah disturbing isn't it? Naruto seems to attract the dark, brooding, bloody past, I have major issues guy's doesn't he/
'What's THAT supposed to mean?'
/Nothing…/
'Better be. Still you're right I better make him mine before some one takes him away.'
/The wording of that sentence worries me but you got the idea! Go Sasuke go woo Naruto/
'How do I go about wooing Naruto by the way?'
/…Dunno sing him a love song/
'Sounds like a plan.'
And within the short time it took for that conversation to take place the braided blond boy sang on much to the chagrin of his brother.
"Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side
It bulges in the middle sixteen thousand light years thick
But out by us it's just three thousand light years wide"
Sasuke didn't notice right away but he was awfully close to Naruto and when he did he slowly put his arms around the blonde's waist and watched as the singer continued to make a fool of himself. It was funny in a bizarre kind of way.
"We're thirty thousand light years from galatic central point
We go 'round every two hundred billion years
And out galaxy is only one of millions and billions
In this amazing and expanding universe!"
Naruto feeling Sasuke put his arm around his waist slowly rested his head against his chest and watched the other blond sing on. He actually kind of liked the song and the singer wasn't all that bad…
"The universe it's self keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can wiz
As fast as it can go, the speed of light you know
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is."
Unnoticed by the two boys were the two girls still whispering to each other in a conspiratory manner occasionally shooting the two a glance then giggling but really keeping to themselves.
"So remember when your feeling very small and in secure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life some were up in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on earth!"
As the song ended the younger brother in armor finally managed to drag his brother off the stage the elder cackling manically the entire trip out of the bar. After that Sasuke noticed Hinata drag Sakura off towards the girls room. He merely shrugged it off as that weird female quirk in that all girls' go to that 'place' in pairs. Little did he know that a new super power was to be born.
" Wow Hinata your right! They are SO cute together!"
Inside the bathroom Sakura and Hinata were giggling about the two boys and scheming a most nefarious scheme.
"I knew you'd agree Sakura-san!"
"Of course and now our path is clear Hinata we know what we must do!"
"We do! On this day October 10th on Naruto's birthday we found the SasuNaru fan club!"
After that announcement they both struck dramatic poses that would have made Lee and Gai proud complete with shojo effects. How one could get a mountain with a huge tidal wave behind it into a teeny tiny bathroom was anyone's guess but they did it anyway. Thus the SasuNaru fan club main branch Konoha sect was born. The world was never the same. As the two obviously crazed girls left the room a short bot with purple eyes and tri colored hair poked his head out of the stall he'd been hiding in when he heard them enter. "I wonder if they knew this is the men's room?"
Iruka was worried; Hinata and Sakura were up to something, Sasuke couldn't keep his hands off Naruto and if Kakashi groped him ONE MORE TIME the copy Nin would soon be armless. Soon the girls returned looking decidedly evil their food arrived via their waitress who also brought some treats for Ranka. On the plus side Naruto was definitely having a good time and that was the important part.
"Well, How about after dinner we have you open your gifts Naruto?"
"Sounds like a plan to me Iruka-sensei!"
And so Naruto began to inhale his food, which wasn't ramen by the way like there was no tomorrow with a little aid from Ranka who had finished hers off already.
I HATE it messes thing up in my chapter. Anyway... Point to whoever can figure out what the song Ed is singing and were it's from. Woo responses! If I missed you I'm sorry . I've lost track of all 196 of them -.-
Tekistar: Yes we all love those creepy perverted monks we do. Yes maniacal Hinata IS creepy yet so very intriguing… and yes Sasuke's gonna do something veeeeery stupid/cute.
Vixen: Gasp You were gonna take me off! I'm hurt, joking!
Monkfish: pets you You are so sweet. Yes, yes Kakashi deserves some Iruka smex maybe when I finally get up the courage I'll write him his very own lemon. Yay!
Jinky-Kurapica: I promise! I'll never give up, never surrender! dramatic pose
Goth child of Zyon: "…Naruto can sing My-" My what? I neeeeeed to know!
Lostlily: Well that depends on whether you watch the anime or read the manga. They switched it to the other hand in the anime.
:D : X3 I still love your face thingy! That's all it meant dear just a warning to check out the note.
Sadistic Demon: ..I thinks It's six of one half a dozen of the other there. I'm lazy and she's impatient .
LadyDeathstrike1: o.O sorry I took so long….hides
Shadow Eclipse: Hmmm drunk Sakura… THAT would be just plain scary…shudders Yes Inner Sakura probably would pop up. Scary…
Ly: Yes I love Xellos too. He was one of my first anime loves.
GlompHige: I updated…sorry it took so long…
Shadow Faerie: It's okay that it took you so long. pets I'm sorry this took so long for me to write! .;;
Little Fox Kit: Yes the look is supposed to be modern-ish and don't worry the IY was just a cameo. I have at least one of those per chapter. On a side note your fic almost side tracked me from this fic .;;
Kami Beverly: Vive la crazy! X3 Malik and his other half make me so happy and men with dark skin turn me on.
Koneko Aishiru: I did finish it! …Just not soon . .
Tears of Griever: Yes… one day I shall get up the guts to write a lemon. For now this will have to do ne?
Acern: Mmmmm pickles… Yes I plan of having something like that happening and Ryou & Bakura would work…MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hack cough
ChibiNekoSakura: Weird is good isn't it? And accualy yes I do plan on having those two pop up soon X3
Momochi Zabuza: Awww I love you huggles and yes she did. I don't think I'm QUITE as good as she is though. Le sigh
ArticTiger: Woo ten points! Glad to know you appreciate my sick sense of humor and I do apologize for taking so very long -.-
Kaisari: I think that's just your sick thinking but they ARE alike personality wise…shudder now I'm scared. . . I'd add Wolf's Rain but I've only seen like half of the first episode .;;
GreenWindOfFire: See I continued! Pose The Priests are there because I think their funny and hmmm I don't think Ranka's evil but she MIGHT be a baby fox demon. Knowing Xellos as I do I wouldn't be surprised.