A/N Hello everyone how's it going? This is ch1 of a little project of mine, so without further ado let's get into it.

The first thing I notice when I wake up is that I am in a room that is vastly different from my own, in a bed that is not my own, and a body that CERTAINLY is not my own.

"When the fuck did I get so goddamn small?" I ask myself as I look at my toddler sized hands with my toddler sized legs dangling off the bed not even reaching the ground. I decided to go look for my bathroom so I could at least hopefully get an idea as to what happened by looking in a mirror. I find the bathroom and look at myself in the mirror only to immediately regret my decision to wake up this morning.

"Fantastic. Fanfuckingtastic, not only am I a child again no, no, no that would be too easy. No I have to be a child that will get bullied constantly due to what basically amounts to a disability in this world. Just great." I say to myself sarcastically as I try and mess with the curly green mop of hair covering the dome of my new stupid freckled face.

The next piece of information I found out was that I am four years old. How did I find this out you ask? I found out because I am currently in the car with Izuku's or I guess now my hot mother on our way to find out that I'm going to be bullied for the next decade.

After the heartwrenching [at least for my mother] doctor's appointment telling me that I'm quirkless, something I already knew, my mother [still getting used to that] is sobbing while holding me telling me how sorry she is. This is something that needs correcting. So I move enough to catch her attention to let her know I need to say something.

"Mom listen to me okay. This isn't your fault, it's not something you need to beat yourself up over. I don't have a quirk, so what? All that means is that I need to work harder to accomplish my goals. Now answer me this are you going to sob and cry over something neither of us have control over? Or are you going to be the strong, supportive, and loving mother I know you are?" I say to her while looking her dead in the eye. I can tell she's in shock over hearing her four year old kid say something so unbelievably mature especially for that age.

"Heh, you're right Izuku, how sad for me to be crying like this when my baby boy is being so strong. Did you want me to put on that All Might video you like so much sweetie?" Inko replies. And yes I'm going to call her Inko in my thoughts deal with it.

"I would normally say yes, but maybe it's time to find a different role model. Someone that isn't unreachable. For now maybe you can teach me about cooking?" I say hopefully. All Might's cool, but so goddamn corny and altruistic that it would make any cynic want to look anywhere else. Thankfully Inko agrees granted she won't let me do anything I don't already know how to do when it comes to cooking, but such is life.

A few days later I came upon the first event that would separate me from Izuku Midoriya. What event is that you may ask? It's the first time I see Bakubrat bullying someone. Now normally this would result in me getting my ass beat by Bakugo. Fortunately for me I've been in a fight before even if it's not with this body.

"Quit bullying him Kacchan. I thought you wanted to be a hero not a villain." I calmly tell the explosive brat.

"Shut up Deku you're quirkless! You don't get to decide what I do!" Bakugo responds while let sparks pop off his hands. I take a deep breath to keep my cool before speaking again.

"Last chance Bakugo, leave the kid alone, walk away, and maybe this won't get ugly." I say while slipping into a basic fighting stance while glaring at the blonde. I can tell he was taken aback by me using his given name rather than that stupid nickname Izuku should have dropped. His shock doesn't last for long however as he tries to throw one of his explosions at me. Fortunately for me, explosions or no explosions, I can out fight a four year old.

Bakugo's swing was wide and easy to duck under so I proceeded to kick him inside his knee then crack him in the jaw with as much force as my four year old body could muster. When he tried to get up I hit him again.

"Now scram! Get outta here!" I shout at his two little cheerleaders who take Bakugo and run with their tails in between their legs. After all if I beat Bakugo of all people what hope do they have. After getting the kid back to his parents I go home to face the music. Great.

"YOU WHAT?!" Inko shouts while I have my fingers in my ears to prevent hearing loss.

"I got into a fight." I repeat calmly, hoping to god she let's me explain myself.

"You have a lot of explaining to do young man!" She yells at me. So explaining myself is exactly what I do and surprisingly it ended with Bakubrat getting in trouble and me getting off Scot free. I guess when you beat down the top dog your word holds a bit more weight.

The same old shit occurs over the course of the next decade with a few changes. Unlike the moronic nerd whose body I am currently inhabiting, I chose to apply myself and actually manage to keep myself in enough shape to keep Bakago from doing as he pleases and to earn a semi substantial amount of respect from my peers. Not enough to want to actively associate with me, but enough so that no one really messes with me after the earlier years of this new life. Also unlike base Izuku I picked up a little vape pen to kickstart my nicotine habit four years earlier than I did in my original life. Now to the present.

Our absolute mastermind of a teacher thought it was a good idea to announce that the quirkless kid is trying for UA. Outstanding move, goddamn jackass. So here we are, Bakugo's burning my goddamn uniform as well as my patience.

"If you really want a quirk to stand a chance at the entrance exam, why don't you just take a swan dive off the roof and hope for a quirk in your next life." The explosive bully suggests.

"Wow outstanding advice asshole is that how you got your quirk?" I sarcastically ask as I brush his hand off my shoulder and walk past him. Fortunately he knows that starting anything will cross him off UA's acceptance list so he just continued hurling obscenities at me until I'm out of hearing range.

As I'm walking home, hitting my nic stick I realize where I'm at and sigh to myself in resignation.

"This where that fucking amorphous fuck tries to mouth rape me huh?" I say as the sludge villain proceeds to burst out from the ground and tries to mouth rape me. Go figure. Thankfully All Might does his job, gets impatient, and my stupid body moves on it's own and decides grabbing on to his pant leg is a good idea. Then I see his true form. Fantastic.

"Listen my boy you can't share this secret with anyone, especially about my injury alright. You can get down these stairs and go home after I leave." Small Might says after his explanation about his true form any mha fan has heard a thousand times. Before he leaves my stupid mouth opens without permission.

"Can a quirkless person be a hero?" I ask. Obviously he says no it's too dangerous, be realistic and all that jazz before finally leaving. Now if this whole scenario has told me anything its that I'm going to run into Bakugo being mouth raped and then my suicidal body is going to run directly at him and try to save him.

'Never in my life have I ever wanted to be wrong more than right now.' I think to myself as my body once again starts moving on it's own because this body really wants One for All apparently.

"Hey! Fuck face!" I shout as I throw my backpack at the slime villains eye. Once I get close enough I start trying to drag Bakugo out of the slime.

"What the hell are you doing here Deku!" He shouts at me.

"Good question Bakubrat, the world would probably be better off without someone like you yet here I am risking my ass for you. Maybe be a bit more grateful my body moved on it's own and decided you were worth saving!" I shout back just as All Might steps in and saves the day.

As I'm walking home Bakugo bitches about how I still ain't shit and all of that before stomping off. Then if that isn't enough All Might shows up, no doubt to offer his quirk that I thankfully already have knowledge of so maybe I'll only break my arm once. Hopefully.

"I AM HERE TO TELL YOU HOW IMPRESSED I WAS AT YOUR HEROIC ACTIONS YOUNG MA-" All Might starts before reverting to his shrunken form and coughing up blood.

"Uh thanks? Listen man I get it already think realistically and all that." I say trying to play off the fact that I already know what's going to happen.

"Nonsense young man, your actions today proved me wrong. Today your legs moved on their own didn't they? I saw that you were shocked by your own actions, so let me tell you this. All great heroes experienced a time where their body moved to save someone on it's own. You my boy CAN be a hero!" The symbol of peace declares to me. To be perfectly honest even if I knew this was going to happen I still find myself shedding some tears. I guess even I didn't realize that all of the negativity got to me all these years and I just held it in.

"Thanks All Might. I never knew how much I needed to hear that until now." I say.

"No problem my boy there's only one more thing I need to ask you. Will you be my successor and inherit my quirk?" All Might asks in a grandiose manner.

"I'm sorry come again?" I respond looking as confused as I absolutely can. After he explains the whole passing down a quirk thing I agree to meet him at the landfill this city calls a beach and start my training to get one for all. Hopefully keeping myself in shape enough to handle Bakugo will shave some time off my training.

Alright peeps I hope you enjoyed this first chapter, I know I skipped over alot of things like the first conversation with All Might and all that shit, but let's be honest anyone reading this has read, watched, or otherwise seen that shit so many times by now. As for translations vete means go away or other related things, pendejo means stupid, wey means dude, and hijo de puta means son of a bitch. Once again I don't speak fluent spanish so don't expect any full on sentences. Also next chapter is just gonna start once the training is done since I don't really want to go over all of it. That's all for now so I hope ya'll have a good day.