I DON'T OWN FAMILY GUY

It was over it was finally over the wrecked dictators had been slain by what some would call divine retribution.

It happened on a warm August evening the pair of malevolent twisted psychopaths that we're known around quahog as the displaced king and queen of Dante's inferno interpretation of hell were driving after a wild few nights in the seedy underground of the city neglecting their children jobs and friends for drugs exotic dancers of both genders and alcohol. They were taken down not by one of the many seeking vengeance against them for their many crimes which ranged from mere destruction of property to murdering multiple innocent civilians including children whose only crime was being in the same vicinity as the wrecked couple that were the spawn of Satan himself but their own hubris they crashed into a building at full speed too hopped up on numerous stimulants to even be anything that suggested that they were conscious. they were only their in the physical sense.

they died instantly which many of quahog claimed that was too bad and that they deserved a long slow painful death for their crimes but the general consensus was pure relief that they had passed from this world ready to produce havoc and misery wherever they end up. The whole town showed up for their funeral not to grieve nor even to respect the memory of the departed.

The one's who were most happy about the duos death were their children Chris who was 14 and the golden child of the family who recognized how awful his parents were but were too stupid and weak to do much more than comforting his scapegoats of innings Meg who was 18 and could have left long ago except for the numerous amount of crippling mental illnesses most of whom stemmed directly from her sperm downer and incubators treatment of her throughout the years and Stewie who while he was only 1 was far more intelligent and mature than his chosen family of his siblings and bastard of a dog who had been the only thing that was even in the ballpark of a decent role model even as both the dogs past and future would reveal the true count frolloish monster who hid underneath the mask of a innocent sheep.

The town and family thought they where finally safe from the wrecked couple from hell unaware of the new dictator who would replace the old ones who had left a power vacuum that could easily be fixed with nothing but time and effort had Brian just not given in to his greed and hedonism but alas he had succumbed to his demons and became just like the destructive terrorists who had ruled quahog with an iron fist for decades that preceded him unknowing about the sword of diagocles that hung above his head ready to fall when the time came through a revolution that had spread through his little kingdom of Meg Chris and Stewie would begin in three years time when he grew too prideful and would soon see his actions come back as retribution in the form of the very people he thought he could never lose to as he thought that they would be easily squished like a bug if they ever dared. But he had forgotten that if bugs band together they will eventually be able to overthrow their enemy.