So I died. Like any typical, about to be reincarnated OC, I died in order to progress the plot. Now, I stood before God himself with my arms crossed, in an uncomfortably large space filled with mable tiles, gold ornaments, Roman style architecture and all that jazz.

" So, would you like to ascend to heaven to reincarnate; the choice is yours", said the large booming figure as it beckoned over me.

"Wait, I'm not going to Hell ? Did something go wrong ?" Well to be honest, I was a Fujoushi. An experienced veteran Fujoushi who had seen wayyyy more than most people should see in their lives.

Considering all the scenarios I had imagined all my favourite characters in, it wouldn't have really come as a surprise if I decended to Hell. Was God in the mood for jokes ? " You know I can read humans minds, and reading BL isn't something I can send people to Hell for, although, your thoughts are *Cough* rather...Imaginative."

" Oh, so can I be reincarnated into my favourite anime world like say... Naruto ?"

God's expression turned rather ugly as he muttered under his breath " Of course its Naruto, it always has to be Naruto."

"You think that more than a decade after its hype dies down people would finally give it a break, but Nooo... they always ask if they can reincarnate in Naruto, with their idiotic little systems blah blah blah..."

Realizing that I would be stuck here for eternity if I didn't stop him, I rushed forward in order to placate him.

"Actually I was just wondering if reincarnation was actually possible, not that I want to reincarnate in Naruto of all the animes in this world.

Have you seen Naruto? Who in their right minds would like to reincarnate into a world with constant bloodshed, violence and shady crap like child soldiers ?"

(Well, almost 70% of all fanfic writers ; I spat out blood from the corner of my mouth as an imaginary text bubble punched me.)

"If possible I would like to reincarnate into the relativly peaceful world of Haikyuu."

" Why though ?" God asked me with a confused expression on his face." It is not the most exciting, nor the most adventurous anime."

"That's exactly the reason why I would like to be transported to Haikyuu, at least I won't be in constant danger and life threatening situations all the time."

"Plus, as a bonus I get to watch all my favourite characters in Yaoi ships", I said deviously.

"You know, in the ACTUAL storyline of Haikyuu, your ships don't exist, you can't have a harem of hotties at your disposal if you go there."

"Way to kill the mood", I thought. " "Nevermind, let me reincarnate there anyway, as long as I get to watch over all my precious babies I will abandon all my Yaoi ships, PLUS KageHina is practically canon anyway."

Narrowing his eyes, God stared at me for a few moments before he said, "As you wish", and opened up a portal to Haikyuu.

"As a bonus for not asking me to send you to Naruto, I will gift you with a System and the option to choose your appearance."

"God, could it be...that your actually a nice guy?" I asked dumbfounded as I stared in disbelief.

"Of course I'am, what else did you think?"

"Well...Not trying to be mean or anything, its just that Killing off everyone except Noah's family and two of each animal, was kind of a dick move."

He facepalmed and said in an exasperated tone "Its been Centuries since that happened, why do people still bring that up even today, have they got nothing better to do ?"

Before he took away the offer due to my comment, I leapt into the portal and and was whisked away by the waves of the Space-Time Continuum.

( Oh great, NOW I include an actual concept in this crappy fanfic written by an amateur)