[This is the IPSA Emergency Alert System]

[DEFCON ONE]

[Threat Level: EXTREME]

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This is Skipper...Pentron and his forces have mobilized. The World is in peril...requesting assistance from any and all nearby Penguin Agents. We were preparing for the battle of our existence...if we fail Extinction will be upon us all. But it is vital to know what we're up against and what lead to this dire situation. It is time for the recap report...

Kowalski had decided to interrupt our card game with the unveiling of his new "Penguin Combat Robots". These Robots were designed to deal with combat for us sparing us for more important battles. Of course as soon as Kowalski activate the homegrown robots they literally came apart at the seams. After the failure Private suggested Kowalski get a 3D printer to make sturdier parts. Kowalski agreed and decided to go to a lab in midtown to get a 3D Printer from the building's 30th floor.

Once we arrived at the 30th floor Kowalski after looking through the available options picked his desired 3D Printer. We then loaded it onto a special platform hanging from the Super-plane. But before we could board the plane ourselves the police showed up to apprehend a "thief". I order the plane to wait for us on the roof as we made our escape. Blocked from using the stairs and elevators Kowalski suggested we split into groups of two and use the fire escapes. Private and I managed to escape to the roof but Rico and Kowalski had somehow gotten separated. Kowalski avoided police and security as he tried to catch up with Rico. Kowalski had to duck into a disused lab in order to avoid being seen. Kowalski then literally bumps into a deactivated robot, the remains of a dangerous government sponsored project that was shut down. It was shut down because the robot they built was too intelligent and deranged to control and cost several scientists their lives. Kowalski found the files on the "pentron" project but as he can't read didn't see the warnings. Kowalski decided that the advanced robot could revolutionize his combat robots and took it(shrinking it for easy transport).

After moments later Kowalski caught up with us and we left right as the police busted the roof access door down. We escaped and several officers lost their jobs. Back at Headquarters Kowalski did some subtle reprogramming then started to reactivated and integrate the inert "pentron" robot. Unfortunately for Kowalski he forgot about are Poker night with Marlene, Nigel, Rockgut, Eva, and Short fuse. Kowalski tasked our network's AI "computer" to work on the reactivation and integration. But in a bit of bad luck while everyone was busy losing to me in Poker Pentron "woke up".

Confused and even more insane from years of disuse and his new programming Pentron started to look through our files and the internet. Inundated with footage and information about our missions, plus information about Nigel, Rockgut, the North Wind, Humanity, and our systems, battle tactics, signature moves, and weapons. "Computer" tried to keep Pentron calm and under control and tried to purge him from the system when he started showing "hostile" intent. The More advanced Pentron managed to overwhelm our systems and destroy our AI beyond repair.

Now Reactivated and filled with information Pentron made himself known to us. He mocks us declares his superiority and put a death sentence on life declaring it's extinction. Rico manages to destroy his first form only for Pentron to escape into the internet. The North Wind, Nigel, and Rockgut quickly offer up their services. And then on national television Pentron reveals his first redesign and rises a mechanical army and flies off. The vast resources of The North Wind quickly tracks them to Blowhole's secret lair and dispatches their top agents including Classified. We quickly deduce that Pentron was trying to add The Robot Lobsters that blowhole stole from Dr. Bottlenose to his army.

Dr. Blowhole was silently working on Phase Three of what has to be his longest plan when Pentron arrives. Pentron tried to use Blowhole's hatred of us to get him to team up. Blowhole refused and made the mistake of comparing pentron to Kowalski. Pentron enraged chopped blowhole's flipper off and left with the robot lobsters. He then beat up the North Wind response team and left before we could arrive. Classified and the North Wind reported the the enemy flew off to a unknown location. Blowhole filled in the info gap by revealing the Pentron when to a Vesuvius Industries complex in Brooklyn.

Kowalski realized that Pentron was after the Quantum Accelerator. While we rushed over to Brooklyn Pentron roughed up Victor Vesuvius and grabbed the Accelerator. He ordered his men after us as soon as he heard the Super-plane land. We managed to arrive just in time to see Pentron's army fly off with the Accelerator. Pentron's "welcoming Committee" then attacked us with a piece of our own technology mainly Kowalski's Lighting blaster. He managed to take us on and even withstood a direct attack from Kowalski's favorite Plasma blaster. Classified ordered an airstrike as we blasted through the lighting gunners and tried to flee in the Super-plane. Pentron managed to destroy the Super-plane and then left via the internet leaving his body behind.

Regrouping back at HQ we discover the extent of the damage to our systems and the thief of several of Kowalski's inventions (including the locked up Laser Bazooka). And we also discovered that Pentron managed to steal the containment container that held The Mind Stone. Classified was furious and demanded that we retrieve the dangerously powerful object from the wrong hands. Kowalski then comes up with a seven phase plan to defeat Pentron that he called Operation: Robot take-down:

Phase one: find pentron's base of operation

Phase two: discover what Pentron is building

Phase three: destroy whatever he's building

Phase four: Destroy Pentron's forces

Phase five: destroy Pentron's robot production lines

Phase Six: Destroy Pentron

Phase seven: retrieve the mind-stone

The Operation started we went about completing the first two phases. While we finalized our plans Eva received Intel that Pentron was moving on a Secure North Wind facility under Alcatraz Prison off the coast of San Francisco. We quickly moved out and when we arrived wrongly thought we were a step ahead. We enter the North Wind's Secure Research Facility and are lead to the room where their were working on a Ion drive. But unfortunately we found Pentron (restyled to look like Kowalski's giant evil clone) and his army carting off the ion drive. We quickly that Pentron's army and the ion drive were all holograms and that it was stolen hours ago. And then Agent Alpine revealed to be a traitor that told Pentron about the drive. While he was apprehended and dragged away we receive Intel that Pentron was in Chicago.

After arriving in Chicago and some debate about what Pentron was planning and the name of the city's famous skyscraper. The Pentron's army arrived and stole the Sears Tower and revealed that Pentron was planning to build a anti-grav engine. When the shock died down classified discovered that Kowalski's favorite expo Invexbo was currently at the McCormick Place. Kowalski decided that all that tech at Pentron's flipper tips would be a bad thing. But before we could move out Pentron's forces attacked us with more our our stolen tech. We were forced to do battle with lighting blasters and the Sonic Sub-Particle Velocitizer. Using a combination of the EMP cannon, NCA (nanite crusher attachment), electro-pulse cannon, Rico's bazooka, and the Ion cannon we managed to defeat them. But the commotion attracted the attention of the main Pentron armed with our Proton Bazooka.

Rico manages to destroy Pentron before he could fire but not before he downloaded into one of fellow minions. Pentron managed to attack us with my Signature Omega boom move and was about to destroy us when a dalek ship appeared. The Daleks quickly attacked determined to exterminate all of us decimating Pentron's forces. Pentron slipped away in the chaos the Daleks sending a task force after him. We made our exit but that caused them to send some daleks after us too. While we ran from the daleks, the upper end of the dalek hierarchy had machinations of their own. The Daleks decided to let Pentron do their dirty work and exterminate us for them and they would then swoop in and decimate Pentron and his forces and take the planet for themselves. And with the Doctor trapped in Judoon Prison their would be no one to stop them.

Back in Chicago we ran from the daleks in an accordion bus. Fed up with the poor maneuverability of the bus and the daleks firing upon us we opted to lose the back half of the bus. We then crashed into the parking lot of the McCormick place and entered the building. The Daleks gleefully exterminate the Bus before they were recalled back to their ship. Inside Invexbo we discovered a special exhibit for Zero gravity heavy duty lift pads. Deducing that that is what pentron was after we moved to protect it. Some trickery with an alarm allowed us to clear the people out before Pentron blasted the doors down and sent Kowalski's Next-o-skeleton II and his army at us. Using all our most advanced weapons and fighting techniques we fought back Pentron's army but was almost destroyed by our own Mech. I tried to corkscrew Pentron to the ground but he caught me and made the mistake of throwing me into the Next-o-skeleton's cockpit. I took control of the machine and turned it's weapons onto Pentron and company. Pentron forced tried to overwhelm me while Rico managed to destroy Pentron. Pentron escapes into the internet as I destroy his army with the EMP bomb.

Unfortunately, Kowalski forgot to mention that it could set off the self-destruct. The Next-o-skeleton exploded knocking us to the ground allow the remains of pentron's forces to grab the lift-pads and select pieces of technology. (at least we got all our weapons back). We then receive word that Pentron's forces had planted the Sear's Tower on Liberty island and an mysterious underground and Underwater anomaly...Pentron's lair. The North Wind jet was there to pick us up, Nigel went off the lead the clean up, Rockgut resumed his endless quest for the Red Squirrel, and we left to pursue Pentron. Kowalski decided to go with a desperate plan to enlist Petunia to help us defeat Pentron.

Meanwhile in his Liberty island Base Pentron assumed his new even larger form...now armed with the stolen Laser Bazooka. He then orders his forces to begin construction of his anti-grav engine. On the Moon we manage to requite Petunia the possum making her wear a shock collar and a tracking bracelet. We then leave the Lunar Prison and head back to earth. While we switch our space shuttle for a jet, Pentron observes the construction of his anti-grav engine. The Doomsday clock starts now...

-Skipper Out!

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