Morgana: Hello fellows Morgana here with my new wife Yaya Panda.
Yaya: And welcome to the first instalment of this new series focusing on our married life today were going to react to something they call mascot fails.
Morgana: What is that supposed to be Yaya?
Yaya: Well I think its people in mascot suits falling over or something I don't know lets find out.
Morgana: Okay well I got the laptop here so lets watch shall we okay clicking on the video.
( Morgana clicked on the video and it began playing )
Yaya: The Cookie Monster split?
Morgana: Oh Sesame Street.
( Cookie Monster was dancing with other characters when he jumped up and did the splits )
Morgana: Woah that must have hurt.
Yaya: It must have that was a good split.
Morgana: Off with his head.
( A bear mascot is shown )
Yaya: That's a cute costume but not as cute as me.
( The head of the bear mascot fell off )
Morgana: Oh dear his head fell off.
Yaya: Oh my.
Morgana: Tiger gets tipsy?
( A tiger mascot is shown with three other mascots )
Morgana: What does is mean by tiger gets tipsy?
Yaya: I don't know.
( The tiger fell off the stage )
Morgana: Oh right now I get it he falls off.
Yaya: Big Bird takes a spill oh I love Big Bird.
( Big Bird is shown dancing and singing on stage when he got to close to the edge and fell off )
Morgana: ( Laughs ) Oh that was funny.
Yaya: Yeah it was.
Morgana: Chuck E Cheese loses his head.
( Chuck E Cheese was dancing when he fell down and lost his head )
Yaya: Oopsie know the kids know that he is not a rat but a human.
Morgana: His head goes flying.
( Four Japanese mascot are shown )
Morgana: What live show is this?
Yaya: I have no idea.
( The mascot in the yellow suit's head fell off rolled down the stage )
Yaya: ( Laughs )
Morgana: That actor must be so embarrassed.
Yaya: Barney face plants.
( Barney the dinosaur is shown running when he fell on his face )
Morgana: Oh dear poor Barney I mean he is kinda annoying but I feel bad for him.
Yaya: Maho girls precure falls down stairs?
( Three anime girls are shown on stage )
Morgana: I have no idea what show this is.
( One of the anime girls fell down the stairs )
Yaya: Oh ow I think heard something crack it sounded like her leg broke.
Morgana: Big Bird falls again?
( Big Bird is shown on stage again talking when he jumped off the stage and fell )
Yaya: ( Laughs ) That was funny.
Morgana: But not as funny as the other one next.
Yaya: Double fall cat walk.
( A women in a Cat in the hat costume is shown walking down a stage )
Morgana: Thank goodness its not me because I would be made if whoever made this video called me a cat.
( The women in the costume fell off stage )
Yaya: Whoops she fell.
( The women later got back up but fell down again )
Yaya: Oh she fell down twice goodness.
Morgana: Pony of the stage? My little pony yuck I know bronies but I not a fan of.
( Twilight Sparkle fell down stage )
Morgana: Oh ( Laughs like crazy )
( Morgana continued laughing while Yaya looked at him annoyed )
Yaya: Are you finished?
Morgana: Yes I am oh that was so funny.
Yaya: Zoe loses a foot.
( Five Sesame Street characters are shown dancing when one of them Zoe her foot came off )
Morgana: Oh dear good thing Grover got it.
Morgana: Slip n slide across the stage.
( A Japanese mascot boy is shown running around a stage until he fell down )
Yaya: Ow that must have hurt.
Morgana: Frosty had to hurry off the stage.
( A children's performance of Frosty the snowman is shown when the person in the Frosty suit fell down the stage a child can be heard screaming when he fell )
Morgana: Woah that scream was there a kid inside that costume or what is someone in the audience?
Yaya: Maybe it was someone in the audience.
Morgana: Zoe shows a little too much fur?
( Zoe is shown along with two other Sesame Street characters dancing when her skirt fell off )
Yaya: Oh my gosh that is so embarrassing if was her that would be the worst moment of my life.
Morgana: Don't worry Yaya if that happened I wouldn't laugh at you.
Yaya: Thanks Morgana you really are the best boyfriend ever.
Morgana: Pin the tail off the My little pony.
( A women is shown dragging Twilight Sparkle along when her tail fell off )
Yaya: Oh no her tail fell off that one was probably the weakest out all the ones we saw.
Morgana: I agree well that's the end of the video but there is a second one do you want to watch that?
Yaya: Sure Morgana go ahead.
( Morgana clicked on the next video and it began playing )
Morgana: Riptide crashes.
( A mascot called Riptide is shown riding an quadbike when he crashed it )
Morgana: Oh that looks painful.
Yaya: Mascot loses his pants.
( A stage show with Jolibee is shown when one of his friends pants fell down )
Morgana: Oh little wardrobe malfunction there.
Yaya: Polar bear can't handle the ice.
( A man and a polar bear and gopher mascot is shown when the polar bear keeps falling down multiple times before face planting )
Morgana/Yaya: ( Laughs ) Oh that is the best one yet.
Morgana: Fruit mascot loses his head.
( A mascot with a orange head is shown when another mascot knocked him over causing his head to roll off )
Yaya: Woah savage right there.
Morgana: Falling on his bird seeds?
Yaya: What does it mean by falling on his bird seeds?
( A bird mascot is shown doing a stunt jump but he fell right on his bird seeds )
Morgana/Yaya: Oh.
Morgana: That what it meant by falling on his bird seeds.
Yaya: When you have a big head.
( A Japanese mascot show is shown when one of the mascot's head fell off )
Yaya: Oh I see that the problem when you have a big head.
Morgana: Baseball dugout fail.
( Two baseball mascots are shown dancing when one of them fell down )
Morgana: Oh my gosh that must have been a pretty high fall.
Yaya: Yeah knee breaks listen for it?
( A guy in a cat mascot outfit is shown dancing when the sound of his knee breaking is heard )
Morgana: Ow I heard it I heard it.
Yaya: I heard it too ouch that must have hurt.
Yaya: ATV wipeout.
( Two baseball mascot are shown riding an ATV when one of them fell off and lost his head )
Morgana: Woah that must have hurt and he lost his head at the same time.
Yaya: Race to lose you're head.
( A race of mascots is shown when two of them running tripped over and lost their heads )
Morgana: Oh two of them lost their heads crazy.
Yaya: Genie falls off hoverboard.
( A man cosplaying as the genie from Aladdin is shown riding a hoverboard with a carpet stuck on top of it )
Morgana: Is that like Aladdin or something?
( The genie cosplayer fell off the hoverboard )
Yaya: Oh I will never ride one of those.
Morgana: Heat flip fail.
( A basketball mascot is shown running to make a jump but he did not make it )
Morgana: Oh he didn't make it.
Yaya: That looked dangerous.
Morgana: Keeps falling on the ice.
( A hockey mascot is shown falling on the ice rink multiple times )
Yaya: Its not really as good as the polar bear one but it must hard trying to stay up right in the that suit.
Yaya: Balancing fail.
( A bird mascot is shown trying to balance himself when he slipped and fell on his bird seeds )
Morgana: Oh he fell on his bird seeds too.
Morgana: Riptide crashes again?
( Riptide is shown riding the same quadbike when he crashed again )
Yaya: Woah that was an even bad crash than the other one.
Morgana: Yeah he must be hurt.
Yaya: Giant cat can't walk oh its Jibanyan from Yo Kai Watch.
( A Jibanyan mascot is shown having trouble walking forcing two men the bring out a trolley and carry him on it )
Morgana: Again if that was me I would be so embarrassed.
Morgana: Jolibee loses his hat.
( Jolibee is shown dancing on stage when his chef hat fell off )
Yaya: ( Laughs ) He doesn't even notice his hat fell off.
Yaya: Bowling mascot face plants.
( A bowling pin mascot is shown walking when he felled over and couldn't get up )
Morgana: Ha he can't get up.
Yaya: Oh dear.
Morgana: Falling off the balcony?
( A peanut mascot is shown dancing at a party )
Morgana: Is that a peanut?
Yaya: Yeah it is I wonder wh-
( The peanut mascot fell off the balcony )
Yaya: Oh my.
Morgana: Goodness was that real? I don't know.
Yaya: A heartful fall.
( A heart mascot is shown running with others when it fell down )
Morgana: Wow that would be my heart falling down if we broke up one day.
Yaya: Don't worry Morgana I will never break up with you anyways we have one last fail to watch.
Morgana: That friend who doesn't know what's going on.?
( A group of Japanese mascots are shown dancing on stage but a bread headed mascot was acting confused )
Morgana: Yeah that guy doesn't know what's going on the guy with bread head you know what I'm saying?
Yaya: Oh yeah that one I see he's not paying attention that's what's wrong.
Morgana: Well Yaya that's the end of that video before we end this story Diamondpickle994 if you're reading this give the author three suggestions for future stories but not you're battle ones because those are too violent and we want this series to be mostly kid friendly.
Yaya: Yeah until then bye now.
The end