The scene faded into a lovely day on a picturesque body of water, in the background were rolling, pine-covered hills and scattered puffy white clouds. There were cliffs on the shore of several of the hills, serving as evidence of the action of wind, wave, and ice for the past several thousand years. In the foreground was a wooden dock, worn with use and hints at habitation.

A man popped on to the camera from below. He was a young man in his late 20s to early 30s, with well-styled hair and just the right amount of stubble. He dressed in a casual style suitable for the outdoors, but it was obvious that his clothes were of the highest quality nonetheless. "Yo!" The man greeted. "We're comin' at you live from Camp Wawankwa, somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario!" He spoke with great enthusiasm and an appropriate level of gesticulation, and for good reason. "I'm your host Chris McLean, dropping season one of the hottest new reality series on television, right now!"

The camera switched to a shot of Chris McLean walking down the dock, continuing his explanation of the show. "Here's the deal, Twenty-four teens have signed up to spend the summer right here at this crummy old summer camp." He reached the end of the dock, stopping next to a sign with the camp's name on it which read Camp Wawankwa, and he appeared to be quite happy with the low quality of the camp. "They'll compete in challenges against each other, then they will have to face the judgment of their fellow campers at the dreaded marshmallow ceremony."

"Every three days, one team will either win a reward, or watch as one of their teammates walk down the 'Dock Of Shame', take a ride on the 'Boat Of Losers'," Chris chuckled for a second as a signboard showing a picture of the boat drops down on ropes, "And leave 'Total Drama Island', for good." The camera then switched to a different part of the camp.

The new scene was of a clearing surrounded by large rocks. In the center was a fire pit, with a group of eleven stumps to serve as seating located towards the rocks. To the right of the entrance to the clearing, a staircase carved of stone in the foreground. "Their fate will be decided here," Chris popped back into view, pointing behind him with his thumb, "At the dramatic Campfire Ceremony, where each week all but one camper will receive….a marshmallow." The shot changed to a close-up of untoasted marshmallows on sticks, lying on top of the metal drum-turned podium. Chris picked one up and ate it. "In the end, the only one left standing, will be rewarded," He then showed a bunch of magazines, "With cheesy tabloid fame. And!" Chris then held up a treasure chest filled with money and other miscellaneous valuables. "One million dollars! Which let's face it, they'll probably blow in a week."

"To survive, they'll have to battle black flies," the shot switched to a swarm of insects being swiped at by a bear, "Grizzly bears," the same bear roaring menacingly at the cameraman, "Disgusting camp food," a bowl of what appeared to some sort of insect larvae, "And each other." One of the cabins is shown and the silhouettes of two girls are seen fighting with each other.


The camera faded to more shots of the camp, beginning with a picture of a bird feeding its hatchlings, in the nest was another camera pointed at the birds. "Every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras," an out-of-place totem pole with a camera haphazardly taped to the top, "Situated all over the camp, who will crumble under the pressure? Find out right, here, on Total! Drama! Island!" Chris exclaims as he stood on the dock.

The music begins showing cameras appearing out of random places around Camp Wawanakwa.

(Dear Mom and Dad I'm doing fine...you guys are on my mind)

The camera goes past the dock of shame where Chris and Chef are fighting...Chef then kicks Chris in the groin and walks off...the camera then goes up and over a waterfall and into the water where Kenny and Monika are seen sitting in a life raft facing one another. They are about to kiss when the camera moves upwards where Timmy and Merida are seen jumping off the cliff into the water below drenching Kenny and Monika in water interrupting them before they can kiss. The aftershock from the splash also knocks Kenny overboard

(You ask me what I wanted to be and I think the answer is plain to see…I wanna be famous)

The camera then zooms to the forest where Alfred and Natalya are seen climbing a tree as Alfred wants to show her something cool he found however Natalya loses her footing and falls however before she hits the ground Alfred jumps off his branch and land on the ground and then safely catches her in his arms making her blush immensely. Bella is seen nearby happily playing with a bunny when the bunny suddenly out of nowhere attacks Bella.

(I wanna live close to the sun...pack your bag cause I've already won)

The camera then zooms to another waterfall where Abigail and Trixie are in a canoe having a slap fight Before they can attempt to kill each other they go over the waterfall crashing. They land on top of Stan who was sitting in the grass and sighing miserably.

(There's nothing getting in my way I'll get there one day...I wanna be famous)

The camera then zooms to the mess-hall where Dexter and Irwin are seen tied up awaiting Chef's nasty food with a look of pure terror on their faces. The camera then pans over to the left where Phoebe is seen flicking a lighter on and off and staring at the flames as she ignores Kirito who is sitting next to her on her right as he talks on and on about himself.

(Na, Na, Na, Na, Na)

The camera then zooms back to The Dock of Shame where Eric and Kyle who are seen in a fistfight with each other beating the shit out of one another as Wendy and Alison who are seen lounging on a beach chair looks on in a very disapproving way. The camera then moves to the end of the dock where Marceline is seen headbanging and pumping her fist. She then trips on a loose board and ends up in Bubba's arms as he catches her before she can fall. She looks up at him and smiles causing him to blush.

(I wanna be...I wanna be...I wanna be famous...I wanna be…I wanna be...I wanna be famous...*whistling begins*)

The camera then zooms to the bonfire where Elsa is seen reading as Aido sits down next to her...she then looks up at him as he smiles at her. She then glares at him and turns away blushing as he put his hand up to her cheek turning her face back to him. They are about to kiss when Dee-Dee appears giving them a hug freaking them both out...the camera then pans out revealing the rest of the cast sitting around the bonfire looking nervous as Chris and Chef chuckle evilly. The logo then appears and the camera fades out.


"Welcome back to 'Total Drama Island' Chris says as the camera faded back to him standing on the dock. "Alright! It's time to meet our campers." The shot changed to a closer view of Chris. "We told them they'd all be staying at this five-star resort, so, if they seem a little pissed off, that's probably why." The first boat pulls up and drops off a girl. She has fair skin, Long inky black hair that reaches to just below her breasts, chocolate brown eyes, she is tall and thin and she is wearing a white spaghetti strap top with a picture of a pink unicorn spitting out a golden shooting star that is covered by a purple wool jacket, a yellow pleated mini skirt, yellow tights, black knee-high high-heeled boots and a pink beret.

She steps onto the dock and walks down it with a look of confidence on her face.

"Wendy welcome to the show" Chris greets her smiling smugly at the girl's disappointment as she gets a good look at her surroundings and immediately looks confused.

"Umm please tell me this is all some big joke and that this is not the place"? she asks hopefully.

"Nope, this is it, Camp Wawanakwa!" Chris exclaims smiling.

"This it total bullshit!" she exclaims furiously, "This was not what the brochure promised!" she exclaims as she balls her fists angrily at being deceived.

"Yeah, I don't really care" Chris says rolling his eyes in annoyance as he motions her down the dock.

"Asshole!" Wendy exclaims as she grabs her stuff and drags them down the dock annoyed before taking a seat on her luggage.

"Our next contestant is Kenny" Chris says. Another boat pulls up and drops off a boy. He has fair skin, short golden blonde hair that gives off the messy bedhead look and reaches to just below his ears, ocean blue eyes covered by black half-framed glasses, he's tall and thin with very little muscles. He is wearing a white tee-shirt covered by an orange parka that is zipped up halfway and has brown fur lining the hood, orange cargo pants and dark brown hiking sneakers.

"Kenny welcome to the show" Chris says greeting him.

"Thanks, i'm excited to be here" Kenny replies as he trips and faceplants on the dock as Chris and Wendy wince at his pain, "I'm okay" he says as he stands up and goes and stands by Wendy, "Hey Wendy, I didn't know you were signing up as well" he says giving her a friendly smile

"Well, I heard Stan was signing up and I wanted to surprise him" Wendy replies with a calm smile on her face.

"That's really nice of you" Kenny replies with a smile which quickly morphs into a wince as she turns away from him. Another boat then pulls up and drops off another girl. She is of Asian descent (Japanese), she has ivory toned skin, she has icy blue eyes, bottom length jet-black hair, she is tall and model thin and she is wearing a purple turtleneck sweater, a white mini skirt, a purple headband, black designer sunglasses and white knee-high high-heeled boots. She steps off the boat analyzing her competition as Kenny and Wendy appear in the reflection of her sunglasses with Kenny on the right and Wendy on the left. She then removes her black sunglasses glaring at them both. It is then that she notices her surroundings.

"Oh my god please tell me this isn't the place?" she asks horrified.

"Yep this is the place Trixie" Chris replies.

"You are not making me stay here, I am so calling my parents" Trixie says pulling her cellphone out of her left back pocket. However, Chris then snatches her phone and tosses it into the lake, "Hey you can't do that" Trixie yells furiously.

"Oh yes I can, it states right in your contract no technology" Chris replies as Trixie screams in frustration balling her fists and stamping her right foot before storming down the dock to sulk as another boat pulls up and drops off a boy, He is of Asian descent (Japanese), he has ivory toned skin, he has stormy grey eyes, short jet black hair that gives off the messy bedhead look. He is of average height and thin with wiry muscles. He is wearing black pants with a black belt that has a large silver belt buckle, a black V-necked shirt that is worn underneath a black trench-coat with gray lining going down the sleeves, and black boots with silver plates to protect his shins. He has a silver plate worn on the left side of his coat, and a pair of black fingerless gloves. A strap that goes over his right shoulder and under it to wrap around his left side. He steps onto the dock with a swagger that only a giant douche can possess.

"Kirito, welcome to the show dude" Chris greets him as he ignores him and walks down the dock and stands by Wendy, Kenny and Trixie.

"Hey i'm Kenny" Kenny says holding out his right hand but Kirirto just ignores it causing him to awkwardly lower it.

"And i'm Wendy, it's nice to meet you" Wendy says trying to stay civil.

"Yeah you've mistaken me for someone who gives a *Bleep*, and there's no limit to the number of *Bleeps* I do not give" Kirito replies before getting a look at his surroundings, "You got to be *Bleep*ing kidding me, this can't be where i'm staying?" Kirito asks quite pissed as he turns to face Chris

"This is the place" Chris says smiling happily that Kirito is upset.

"Someone as important as me should not have to live in these conditions" he says as he crosses his arms in annoyance.

"And just what makes you so important?" Wendy asks as she places her hand on her hips in annoyance as Kirito simply smirks at her.

"Well I am glad you asked" Kirito replies, "I'm the CEO of The Kirito Is Always Right Foundation" he states smugly, "Did you know that over 99% of people are in fact idiots" he says as Wendy, Kenny and Trixie all give him dumfounded looks, "Terrifying I know but the good news is I am one of the select few who are completely immune to ignorant bullshit and it is my dream to spread my wisdom full-time as a way of life to cut through the darkness" he adds as Weny, Kenny continue to stare at him dumfounded while Trixie rolls her eyes, "But the batteries for that light don't come cheap" he adds as Trixe's dumbfounded look becomes one of irrtittation, "That's where you come in for a monthly donation of your choosing you can ensure that there will always be a solider against stupidities overwhelming hordes" he continues as Trixie pulls out a nail-file and begins filing her nails on ehr left hand with her right hand, "We may never be able to stop people from doing stupid shit but with your help, I will always be there to call them on it afterward and really isn't that what truly matters" he continues as Trixie silently groans in annoyance, "So please donate to the Kirito Is Always Right Foundation today and together we can-" he says as Trixie pushes him into the lake.

"Shut! Up!" she yells annoyed as another boat pulls up and drops off another girl. another girl. She has extremely pale skin like albino pale, she has bottom-length raven black hair, blood-red eyes, she is model tall and thin and she is wearing a faded and ripped dark grey tee-shirt that says Metallica on it, a red and black horizontal striped hoodie that is left unzipped, dark wash faded black jeans that are ripped at the knees from lots of use, black, white and red converse sneakers with red shoelaces and a picture of a skull on the sides. She also has a red ax-shaped guitar strapped to her back and she is carrying a deep purple parasol with black lace trim and a skull on top that has horns on top of it. She steps off the boat giving her surroundings an unimpressed look. Kirito then pulls himself back onto the dock and sends a murderous glare in Trixie's direction.

"Marceline welcome to the show" Chris says greeting her, "Are you ready to compete?" he asks her with a smirk on his face.

"Oh yes I am so *Bleep*ing excited I could just jump for joy" Marceline replies extremely sarcastic as she rolls her eyes and goes and stands by a soaking wet Kirito.

"Finally someone who understands sarcasm and how to use it" Kirito says with a pleased smile on his face, "I'm Kirito it's your pleasure to meet me" he says smiling smugly.

"Wow, how does your head hold in that massive ego?" Marceline asks smirking as she places her left hand on her hip as Kirito chuckles.

"It feels good to know there's at least one semi-intelligent individual here" he replies as everyone else glares at him.

"Yeah, it does feel good to know that i'm the only semi-intelligent one here" she says as he glares at her before he begins to smirk.

"Oh I like you" he says as she just chuckles.

"Sorry Sir Edgelord, you couldn't handle all of my awesomeness" she replies as she crosses her arms and turns away from him.

"Eh, you could be right" he says as he shrugs nonchalantly, "I just don't really care to find out" he says as she chuckles. Another boat then pulls up and drops off another girl. She has pale skin, bottom length icy blonde hair, dark blue eyes, she is petite and model thin and she is wearing a deep blue dress with long sleeves, white cuffs, a white collar and a white apron worn over her waist. The apron has a black-and-white striped waistband and back bow in the back, while her skirt is shown to have black bows at the bottom. She wears a navy bow around the collar of the dress, and a white bow on her head attached to a headband, black tights and black mary-janes. She storms onto the dock rushing up to Chris seething.

"Natalya welcome to the sh-" Chris begins before he is cut off by Natalya as she grabs him by his collar.

"VHERE IS BIG BROTHER?!, HE VASN'T ANYVHERE ON THE BOAT?!" Natalya yells angrily in a Belarusian accent.

"He's not here" Chris says terrified as he begins to shake with fear.

"VHAT?!" Natalya screams as she pulls him closer to her.

"He tricked you into coming by making a fake audition tape to get you to make one" Chris says with absolute fear lacing his voice, "He said it all in the tape he sent us so we thought it would hilarious to accept you" He says terrified as Natalya is about to rip his head off before her mood changes from enraged to depressed in a blink of an eye. She then lets go of Chris and walks to the very back of the group standing far away from everyone else. Another boat then pulls up and drops off another girl. She has pale skin, waist-length mahogany-colored hair, chocolate brown eyes, she is average height and thin and she is wearing a faded olive green tee-shirt covered by a dark grey hoodie that is zipped-up half-way, faded blue jeans, gray socks and a pair of white running sneakers with white shoelaces. She approaches Chris with an indifferent look on her face.

"So Bella are you excited to compete?" Chris asks her as she begins intensely staring at ground, "Yo Bella, what are you staring at?".

"I'm staring at the infinite void of despair and misery that surrounds us all" she says as Chris gives her a weirded out look.

"Just go stand down there" Chris says pointing down the dock as he pinched the bridge of his nose.

"Okay" Bella sighs walking down the dock, "I miss Edward so much" she sighs.

"Well I know who's going to be the first boot" Chris says before turning towards the camera again, "Our next contestant has a fiery temper and pretty decent rapping skills, please welcome Phoebe" Chris says as another boat pulls up and drops off a girl. She has fair skin with a tan from being out in the sun, long fiery-red hair with golden yellow tips and orange highlights that reaches to her mid-back and fiery reddish-orange eyes. She is petite and thin with wiry muscles. She is wearing a gothic Lolita dress that consists of a deep red long-sleeve mesh-blouse with sleeves become orange in an ombre style beginning at the elbows plus a long-point collar and orange lace at the cuffs of her sleeves, covered by a deep red corset style top with burnt orange laces and a deep red skirt that is three-tiered and features golden yellow lace at the end of each tear. She is also wearing a blood-red lace petticoat underneath her skirt. She also is wearing deep red knee-high stockings trimmed in golden yellow ladder lace and orange mary-janes with a thick heel held on her feet by three silver buckles. She is also wearing a deep red lace choker with a fiery rose attached to it around her neck, She also has long nails that are covered in blood-red nail polish. She steps onto the dock and after getting a look at her surroundings she sends Chris a fiery glare.

"You mean were staying HERE!?" Phoebe exclaims upset.

"No YOU'RE staying here, I have an airstream with AC that way" Chris says pointing off into the distance.

"I did NOT sign up for this!" Phoebe exclaims furiously as Chris pulls out a fifty-page contract and holds it up into Phoebe's face.

"Actually you did" Chris says smirking as Phoebe grabs the contract and rips it in half. She then drops it purposely into the lake with a smug grin on her face. Chris then whips another contract out of nowhere,

"You know what the great thing about lawyers is?" Chris says just as smug, "They make lots of copies" he says as Phoebe turns around towards the boat.

"I am NOT staying here" Phoebe says annoyed.

"Okay, I hope you can swim, because your ride just left" Chris says chuckling as Phoebe glares fiercely at him.

"Bite me" she spats as she kicks the tip of her shoe very hard into Chris' crotch as she storms down the dock and stands by Marceline.

"Hey Phoebe, long time no see" Marceline comments with a smile.

"Marceline, I was wondering if i'd see you here or not" Phoebe comments also with a smile.

"Eh, I was bored and figured that this would be a fun way to pass the summer" Marceline replies as a smirk graces her face, "Besides if things get too boring I have a whole arsenal of pranks just wait to be unleashed" she adds as Phoebe chuckles.

"Count me in when you decide to pull a prank" Phoebe states as Marceline's smirk grows wider.

"Oh you can bet I will" she states as the two girls high-five. The camera then cuts back to Chris who is still smiling, "Okay let's meet our next contestant" Chris says as another boat then pulls up and drops off another girl.

"Everyone this is Elsa" Chris says as the boat gets closer. The girl onboard has porcelain skin, she has icy blue eyes and hip-length icy blonde hair that is tied into a french braid that she keeps over her left shoulder. She is tall and model thin. She is wearing an icy blue dress that reaches her mid-thigh that has white lace on the bottom and underneath, a black cropped leather jacket with a white fur collar that reaches to just under her breasts, white lace fingerless gloves and icy blue designer kitten heels. She also has a charm bracelet on her left wrist and a silver heart locket around her neck. As the boat docks, Chris helps her onto the dock. She smiles nervously at everyone else.

"Um hello everyone, my name is Elsa Arendelle and I cannot wait to get to know each and every one of you" She says nervously with a slight Norwegian accent, "Hopefully we can all become good friends" she says as she walks down the dock standing by Bella.

"Hi…i'm Elsa…its very nice to meet you" Elsa says smiling nervously again as she introduces herself to the mentally impaired girl.

"Hi i'm Bella" Bella says as another boat pulls up and drops off another girl. She has fair skin, she has knee-length dark golden brown hair that she keeps in a ponytail tied back with a large white bow. Her eyes are emerald green. She is tall and thin with an hourglass figure. She is wearing a white collared button-up shirt with a brown sweater vest over it, topped off with a red ribbon. It is covered by a grey blazer. She is also wearing a dark blue pleated skirt that reaches her mid-thigh, black thigh-high socks and pink mary-janes.

"Up next, she is a straight-A student, the former captain of her school's debate team and the current president of her very own literature club, please welcome Monika! Chris announces as said girl steps onto the dock.

"I am so happy to be here" Monika says with a happy smile, "I hope we can all become friends" she says as she goes and stands by Kenny. He turned to look at Monika as she turns to look at him.

"Hi i-i'm Kenny" he says holding out his hand.

"M-Monika" she replies shaking his hand as they both then turn away blushing. Another boat then pulls up and drops off another girl. She has fair skin, blue eyes, hip-length curly fiery red hair with orange and yellow highlights. She is tall and thin and she is wearing a deep blue tee-shirt that says in blocky white letters "Follow The Wisps", dark-wash black jeans, a red and black plaid hoodie tied around her waist in the front by its sleeves and black and red plaid converse sneakers with red shoelaces. She is also carrying a skateboard in her left hand, she also has a bow plus a container filled with arrows over her right shoulder as she approaches Chris with a smile on her face.

"Merida welcome to the show" Chris greets her.

"Thanks, Chris, I saw ye on that ice skating show" she says with a thick Scottish accent as she smiles, "Well I only saw a few minutes of it before my mother burst in shutting the TV off and yelling at me for watching something that serves no purpose in today's society, but ye were really good" Merida replies as she gets a little annoyed at that memory.

"Erm...t-thanks" Chris replies unsure of how to answer.

"Yer welcome" Merida replies smiling again as she walks down the dock to stand with the others.

"I saw that episode, one of the guys dropped his partner on her head and they got immunity that week" Kenny comments as he turns towards Elsa who nods.

"Aww cool, I hope someone drops me on my head" Bella replies smiling happily.

"Too late" Natalya says annoyed as Kirito chuckles.

"Hey! Leave her alone" Elsa retorts as Natalya just rolls her eyes in annoyance. Another boat then pulls up and drops off two twin boys. The first boy has fair skin, He is tall and thin and muscular with a slight six-pack. He has short golden blonde hair that is slightly messy, has a very stubborn cowlick that won't stay down and reaches to the top of the back of his neck, sky blue eyes covered by silver half-framed glasses and he is wearing a blue tee-shirt with the Captain America symbol on it covered by a brown WWII bomber's jacket with a black fleece collar and a white 50 on the back and a gold star in a white circle on the left side over his chest, dark wash blue Levi jeans and black military-style boots. The second boy has fair skin, shoulder-length sandy blonde hair that is slightly wavy with a curl that sticks out of the top of his head, sky blue eyes covered by black half-framed glasses. He is tall and thin with wiry muscles and he is wearing a white tee-shirt covered by a red hoodie with a white maple leaf on it, blue jeans, a dark brown leather belt with a silver belt buckle and white sneakers with red shoelaces.

"Alfred welcome to the show" Chris greets them completely ignoring Matthew.

"Thanks, Chris" Alfred says a big smile graces his face, "Now that the hero is here you can all rest easy" he says as he places his hands on his hips striking a heroic pose as he begins laughing heroically before walking down the dock towards the others. As he is walking Alfred notices Natalya who notices him back and rolls her eyes before slightly smiling.

"NAT!" he cheers as he rushes towards her and tackles her in a huge bear hug.

"Oh, Alfie how I have missed you" Natalya says sarcasm clear in her voice.

"I missed you too Nat, but never fear your hero is here to keep you safe from danger" Alfred says laughing obnoxiously not noticing her sarcasm as he continues to hug her making Natalya slightly blush. She then hugs him back as a smile graces her face.. Matthew then approaches the others with a smile.

"Um h-hi i'm M-Matthew and its n-nice to m-meet you a-all eh" Matthew says with a slight Canadian accent as he stands by Kenny, Marceline, and Phoebe.

"Hey dude, i'm Kenny" Kenny says as he holds out his right hand.

"I-I'm Matthew" Matthew replies shaking his hand with his left hand as he blushes. The camera then cuts to the end of the dock as another boat then pulls up and drops off another boy. He has pale porcelain skin, he has dreamy electric blue-teal eyes that make you want to swoon, short wavy golden blonde hair that reaches the top of the back of his neck, he is tall with the thin frame of a male model He is wearing a grey button-up shirt with a silk loose red necktie covered by a white sweater vest, white designer dress pants with a black belt, black dress socks and black designer leather dress shoes. The camera zooms in on him as he winks and smiles at it, the sun gleaming off his pearly white teeth which makes some of the girls swoon causing him to chuckle as he walks down the dock towards Chris and the others

"Hanabusa, welcome to the show dude" Chris greets him with a smirk on his face.

"Thank you very much for accepting me Chris, I look forward to competing with everyone especially all of the beautiful young ladies" Hanabusa replies as he kisses Trixie's right hand causing her to swoon and faint but he catches her. She then wakes up and he smiles at her causing her to blush heavily and swoon again.

"I hope you know Hanabusa, we picked you solely because of your looks" Chris comments.

"I can live with that" he says as he turns and sends finger pistols at Merida, Bella and Elsa who were in the middle of a discussion. Merida blushes slightly as Bella faints. Elsa simply blinks and turns back to Merida and begins talking with her again, ignoring Hanabusa's presence as if he doesn't exist shocking him to his very core. Thinking it must be a mistake he taps her on the shoulder making her turn around.

"What?" she asks with a frown on her face.

"Hello, beautiful, i'm Hanabusa Aido" he says as he takes her right hand and places a kiss on the back of it as she rolls her eyes in annoyance which he doesn't notice, "How about you and me meet by the campfire pit later and we can roast marshmallows and get to know each other better?" He asks her as she pulls her hand back.

"How about no" She replies glaring at him shocking him again as he has never been rejected before. He stutters incomprehensibly as she turns away from him and back to Merida.

"So as I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted-" Elsa begins as Hanabusa walks away from her blushing in embarrassment as he goes and stands by Marceline who groans in annoyance at his presence.

"Lady Abadeer, it's a pleasure to see you once again" he says as he bows to her.

"How many times do I have to tell you to stop doing that" she comments smacking him on the backside of the head.

"Ow, that really hurt" he says as he begins pouting, "You're so mean" he adds as Trixie and Bella squeal.

"Even his pout is perfect" Bella comments as Wendy nods in agreement as Trixie swoons.

"You two know each other?" Phoebe asks confused.

"His dad works for my dad, so we've met before" Marceline comments almost disinterestedly, "He's the gold medalist in being annoying" she adds as Hanabusa pouts again.

"Why must you always hurt me with words?" Hanabusa asks very dramatically as he places his hand on his forehead, striking a dramatic pose as Marceline just groans in annoyance.

"Idiot" she mutters as she turns away from him as another boat then arrives and drops off a boy and girl. The boy has fair skin, short ginger-red head that reaches to the top of the back of his neck, dark brown eyes covered by black round-framed glasses. He is on the shorter side and he is thin with little to no muscle at all. He is wearing a black turtle-neck sweater and black dress-pants covered by a white lab coat that black buttons that run vertically down the coat, purple gloves and black dress-shoes. The girl has fair skin, hip-length golden blonde hair held up in pigtails with sparkly hot-pink scrunchies, vibrant blue eyes, She is tall and thin with a modelesque figure and she is wearing a hot-pink ballet one-piece, a hot-pink tutu, white tights and hot-pink ballet flats.

"Everyone meet Dexter, the world's youngest certified genius and his sister Dee-Dee" Chris says introducing the boy as he simply walks past Chris ignoring him as Chris gasps in shock.

"Rude" Chris comments as he places his hands on his hips annoyed with Dexter's attitude.

"You are simply not worth my time" Dexter comments as continues walking down the dock and stands by the others. Chris then notices Dee-Dee as she begins intensely staring at him.

"Why are you staring at me?" he asks her with a curious look on his face.

"I'm trying to figure out where I know you from, you look so familiar, have we met before?" Dee-Dee asks clearly confused as she tilts her head to the left like a puppy would.

"I'm Chris Mclean...The host of the show" Chris says shocked that she didn't know who he was.

"No that's not it" Bella says as Chris gives her a look of confusion by how stupid she is, "Wait I remember now" she says as she begins clapping happily, "You look just like that Chris Mclean guy whose career tanked so hard that he now hosts reality television" she adds as Chris glares at her as she walks past him to go stand by her brother. Just then another boat pulls up and drops off another boy. He has fair skin, he has brown eyes, a large red afro that is covered by a green beanie with a black trim, he is tall and scrawny and he is wearing an orange sweater covered by a black unzipped puffy vest, black jeans and black converse sneakers. He jumps on the dock with a smile on his face.

"Kyle, welcome to the show dude" Chris greets him.

"Thanks, Chris i'm psyched to be here" Kyle responds determination and excitement clear in his eyes.

"Awesome finally some who's ready to have fun" Alfred replies with an enthusiastic smile on his face.

"Why bother partying when were all going to die alone" Bella replies with a look of misery on her face as she hangs her head down sadly, surprising the others as she was just happy a few minutes ago.

"Ooookay...am I on the right show?" Kyle asks with a look of confusion on his face.

"Yep, this is it" Chris responded as Kyle walked down the dock. Just then another boat pulls up and drops off another boy. He has fair skin, he has brown eyes and short messy brown hair that ends just below his ears and is covered by a yellow and blue beanie, he is short and very overweight and he is wearing a blue tee-shirt which is covered by a red zipped up jacket, worn-out blue jeans, yellow gloves and white run down sneakers. He stomps down the dock an evil smile on his pudgy face.

"Eric, welcome dude" Chris greeted him.

"Yeah whateva, listen up all you losers, you all betta RESPECT. MAH. AUTHORITAH!" Eric says as he balls up his fists, "Or i'll kick you in the nuts" he threatens everyone.

"Shut the hell up fat-ass" Kyle yelled as Eric's evil smile turns into an angry glare.

"Kyhal...you sneaky dirty jew rat what are you doing here" Eric yells a look of fury gracing his face.

"I'm here to make sure you don't belittle my people" Kyle yelled back.

"SHUT THE *BLEEP* UP YA STUPID JEW!" Eric yelled.

"YOU SHUT THE *BLEEP* UP FAT-ASS!" Kyle yelled back. While they were fighting another boat pulls up and drops off another girl. She is African-American, she has waist-length black hair that she keeps in a braid, she has chocolate brown eyes and she is tall and thin. She is wearing a deep blue tee-shirt with white lining, black pants, white running sneakers and a red cap on her head.

"Abigail welcome to Total Drama Island" Chris greeted her.

"Thanks, Chris" Abigail replies with a smile on her face as she turns to her fellow competitors "Y'all betta quit now cause I came to win" Abigail says walking towards Kenny and fist-bumping with him, "What's up dude?"

"Nothing much i'm just ready to compete" Kenny replies with a smile.

"Now that's what I like to hear" Abigail says as Kyle then notices Kenny causing said boy to facepalm, "Great" Kenny mutters.

"Hey Kenny I didn't know you were gonna be here" Kyle says.

"Oh great its bad enough that the dirty jew-rat is here but now the poor kid" Eric says pissed.

"SHUT THE *BLEEP* UP FAT-ASS!" Kyle yelled.

"YOU SHUT THE *BLEEP* UP YA STUPID JEW!" Eric yelled back as Kenny groans in annoyance as Monika places her right hand on his right shoulder in a comforting way. Another boat then pulls up and drops off another boy. He has fair skin, short jet-black hair that reaches the top of the back of his neck and gives off the messy bedhead look, sky blue eyes, he's tall and thin with slight muscles. He is wearing a black tee-shirt with a faded black skull with x's for eyes that is smoking a cigarette. He is also wearing black jeans, black sneakers with untiled white shoelaces, a black necklace with an upside-down silver cross, black studs in both of his ears and a black beanie with a black trim and a black poofball on top of it. He is also wearing heavy black eyeliner.

"Stan welcome to the show" Chris greets him with a smile.

"Thanks, I guess" he says in a monotone voice as he shrugs before walking down the dock noticing his friends, "Hey guys".

"Hey Stan" Kyle greets him.

"Hey Stan" Kenny says also greeting him.

"Great your here too?" Eric asks annoyed

"Shut up fat-ass" Stan says rolling his eyes.

"Go to hell" Eric replies as Stan then notices Wendy. He immediately scowls as she notices him.

"Stan" she says cautiously.

"Bitch" Stan mutters under his breath ignoring her as another boat pulls up and drops off another boy. He has fair skin, he has sky blue eyes, short neatly cut brown hair and reaches to the top of the back of his neck, he is average height and thin with no muscles whatsoever. He is wearing a pink tee-shirt, blue jeans with a black leather belt that has a silver belt-buckle, blue sneakers with white shoelaces and a pink baseball cap.

"Timmy, welcome to the show" Chris greets him.

"Thanks, I can't wait to compete" Timmy replies excitedly as he turns to his competition, "Hey everyone, i'm Timmy" he says.

"Sup dude, i'm Abigail" she says holding out her right hand as he shakes it with his left hand. It is then that he notices Trixie and he gasps in shock. A blush graces his face as he walks towards her.

"H-Hi T-Trixie" Timmy says stuttering disturbing Trixie's muttering. She looks up at him annoyed before becoming confused trying to remember where she knows him from.

"Oh hi…Tommy is it?" she asks him.

"Um, its Timmy" Timmy replies still blushing and averting her gaze.

"Yeah whatever, Tammy, I'm really busy right now so can I ignore you some other time" Trixie replies as Timmy walks back over to Abigail who glares at Trixie.

"Oh, she so wants me" Timmy states as Abigail gives him a look that is a mix of confusion and pity. Another boat then pulls up and drops off the last boy who is preceded by numerous butlers and maids dropping off his luggage. The boy has fair skin with a slight pinkish tone to it, short dyed bubblegum pink hair that is gelled up in the front and reaches to the top of the back of his neck. He has violet-colored eyes, he is tall, thin with a lean muscular frame. He is wearing a light pink button-up shirt covered by a hot pink hoodie, dark magenta pants and dark magenta boots.

"Bubba welcome to the show" Chris says greeting him as his butlers and maids all leave.

"Thank you, Chris, I am looking forward to competing" Bubba says with a smile as he walks down the dock and stands by Marceline who gives him a smile.

"Hey Bubs, i'm surprised to see you here" she says chuckling as Bubba rolls his eyes in annoyance.

"I lost a bet with Marshall" he says slightly annoyed as he hangs his head in defeat.

"Ahh, that makes more sense" Marceline comments with a smirk as he lifts his head back and glares at her.

"And just what is that supposed to mean Marcy?" Bubba asks as he places his hands on his hips.

"Just that you're a little bit of a softie and this competition is going to be rough" she replies also placing her hands on her hips.

"I'll have you know that I am more than prepared for what is to come" he says as a smirk graces his face, "After all, I seem to remember that it was me who defeated you last week in that game of laser-tag" he says as Marceline blushes.

"W-Wha, W-Well, I-I u-uh" Marceline stutters before glaring at her friend and punching him in the right shoulder with her left fist, "You're such a dork Bubs" she says with a smile as he chuckles. Kyle then approaches him.

"Wait so your name is really Bubba?" he asks him with a look of surprise on his face, "Dude do your parents hate you or something? he asks curiously as Bubba sighs.

"It's actually a nickname, my real name is even worse but my parents wanted to name me after my grandfather so..." he says trailing off.

"Yeah, his real name is hilarious" Marceline says chuckling as Bubba gives her a look of annoyance before he smiles.

"Well at least it isn't as bad as Marceline's middle name" he says with a smirk as Marceline stops chuckling and glares at him.

"Don't you dare Bubs!" she exclaims as he chuckles and pulls her into a hug as another boat pulls up and drops off the last girl. "Everyone meet Alison" Chris says as the boat gets closer. The girl onboard has porcelain skin, she has ocean blue eyes and hip-length light angelic golden blonde hair with natural icy blonde streaks that curls at her tips. She is tall and model thin with angelic features. She has a heart-shaped face. She is wearing a light pink strapless dress that reaches her mid-thigh with a ruffled skirt that has white lace underneath it, a white designer cotton bolero coat, a diamond-encrusted headband and coral pink 9 in. stiletto open-toed high-heels. She is also wearing light pink fingernail polish and a pair of black designer sunglasses. As the boat docks, Hanabusa helps her onto the dock. She then takes off her black designer sunglasses and analyses her competition before putting a big smile on her face.

"Good day everyone…my name is Alison and I cannot wait to get to know each and every one of you" She says before she turns to Hanabusa.

"Thank you ever so much for helping me off the boat" she says.

"It was the gentlemanly thing to do" he says before realizing something, "Oh where are my manners my name is Hanabusa Aido".

"Alison Dilaurentis, it's a pleasure to meet to you" Alison responds as Hanabusa takes her hand and kisses the back of it.

"Please the pleasure is all mine" Hanabusa says with a charming smile on his face.

"Damn he's good" Kenny says to Alfred and Natalya.

"Tell me about it" Alfred says Elsa and Marceline roll their eyes in annoyance as Hanabusa's obvious flirting.

"Okay now that everyone is here, We need a group photo for the promos. Everyone, on the end of the dock!" Chris waved the Twenty-three campers over before taking out a camera and jumping onto the bow of the boat.

"Wait isn't there supposed to be twenty-four of us?" Dexter asks before crossing his arms and glaring at the host, "Did your pea-brain miscount?" he asks as Chris glares at him.

"No, I did not miscount" Chris says with a roll of his eyes, "For your information Dexter, the last contestant will be running late and will arrive just in time for the first challenge now can we take the photo please" he says as he holds up his right hand, "And no we will not be waiting for him either so everyone get into position" he adds as the teens arranged themselves into three rows facing the camera.

"Okay!" Chris called out. "One, Two, and Three-"he paused for a moment "Oops forgot the lens cap." The camper's smiles started to fade. Pressing the button to remove the cap "Okay, hold that pose! One." The campers kept their smile through the second interruption. "Oh wait the card's full! Hang on."

"C'mon man my face is starting to freeze!" Abigail says impatiently.

"Got it!" Chris announced at last. "Everybody say Wawankwa!"

"Wawankwa!" the campers say in unison before the weight of the Twenty-Four campers caused the dock to snap.

"Okay guys, dry off, and meet me by the fire pit in ten!" Chris ordered, perfectly dry on top of the boat.


The camera zoomed outward from a shot of Chris standing behind the campfire pit facing away until all twenty-three campers were in the shot. Abigail, Kyle, Bella, Eric, Timmy and Trixie sat on the front row of stumps with Hanabusa, Elsa and Alison standing amongst them. The back row of seats were taken by Alfred, Natalya, Dexter, Dee-Dee, Matthew and Phoebe. The rest of the campers – Kirito, Marceline, Bubba, Wendy, Stan, Kenny, Monika and Merida – stood behind the stumps.

"This is Camp Wawankwa, your home for this summer!" Chris began. "The campers sitting around you will be your cabin-mates, your competition, and maybe even your friends, ya dig" he continues as he explains the basis of the show, "The camper who manages to stay on 'Total Drama Island' the longest, without getting voted off, will win One Million Dollars!" he exclaims with just the right amount of hype.

"Excuse me, i'd like to know what the sleeping arrangements are so I can request a bed under him" Bella says pointing to Hanabusa.

"Me too" Trixie and Wendy agree with her

"As flattered as I am by your infatuation with me ladies…" Hanabusa says trailing off as he sends Chris a nervous look, "The beds aren't co-ed right?" he asks hoping they aren't.

"Nope" Chris answered. "Girls get one side of the cabin, boys get the other." he finishes.

"Excuse me, Kyle, can I get the cabin with the lake-view since the lake is so pretty?" Dee-Dee asks

"Why are you asking me" Kyle asks sending the blonde girl a look of confusion.

Chris looked a little annoyed "Okay Dee-Dee, first off my name is Chris and second, that's not how it works here" he says as his look of annoyance quickly becomes a look of happiness again as he replasters his fake smile back on his face, "Okay now Here's the deal: we're gonna split you into two teams." Chris says as he produced a piece of paper. "If I call out your name, go stand over there." he continued, pointing to a spot to the far right of the campfire area, "Stan" the shot cut to the goth guy just sighing in annoyance, "Wendy" the Type-A just flipped Chris off with her left hand "Elsa", "Matthew" The ice queen smiles shyly as the quiet guy also smiles, "Merida" the adventurous girl let out a "Woo-Hoo" as her name was called, "Alison", "Hanabusa". "Kenny" the manipulative charmer smirked and crossed her arms as the eye-candy shot the camera a smile while the accident-prone simply smiled, "Kirito" the douchebag simply smirked and crossed his arms, "Monika" "Phoebe" the best girl nods in acceptance as the hot-head rolls her eyes, "and Irwin who is not here yet" Chris stated as he tossed a rolled-up grey banner to Merida who catches it with her right hand, "From this moment on, you are officially known as," As Merida held the banner it unfurled, revealing the silhouette of a gopher in a fighting stance. "The Screaming Gophers!" Chris finishes.

"YEAH!, i'm a gopher WHOOO!" Merida cheered excitedly as Elsa and Matthew smiled at one another.

"The rest of you, over here!" Chris beckoned the remaining campers to the far left of the campfire area, "Bella " the dumb girl smiled happily, "Alfred", "Natalya" The hero wannabe wraps his left arm around the yandere's shoulder and pulls her close to him as he takes a selfie of them together, "Eric" The douche-bag just glares at Chris in annoyance "Trixie" the devious uber-bitch crosses her arms in annoyance at being stuck with people she considers losers, "Abigail" the tough girl rolled her eyes in annoyance at being stuck with Trixie, "Timmy" the loser blew Trixie a kiss to which the uber-bitch rolled her eyes in annoyance, "Bella", "Bubba", "Marceline" the prince-charming and the rocker chick high-five at being on the same team while the mary-sue just sighs, "Dexter" the boy genius remained calm, "Kyle" the nerd groans in misery at learning that he is on the same team as Eric, "and Dee-Dee" the dumb blonde raised her arms in excitement as her brother scowls at being stuck on the same team as her, "Move! Move move move!" Chris yelled as they all moved onto their new team. As the camera focused on the new team, Chris threw a red-colored banner to Bella. "You guys will officially be known as," Bella unrolled the banner unveiling, the emblem of an angry bass. "The Killer Bass!"

"Seriously what a stupid name" Trixie replies crossing her arms in annoyance as everyone rolls their eyes at her.

"Alright campers!" The camera switched back to the host. "You and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition." The scene transitioned via static to Chris sitting in the iconic outhouse confessional. There is a skull and crossbones carved into the back wall, and a few flies buzzing around. "You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries, anytime you want. Let the audience know what you're really thinking." he explained, "Or, just get something off your chest!" Another bout of static signaled the transition to the first confessionals of the series.


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Alison is seen with her left leg crossed over her right leg as she filing her nails on her left hand with her right hand.

"So far I have been analyzing my competition and I must say that I am not impressed" she says as she rolls her eyes in annoyance, "This is all they have to offer for competition" she says as she scoffs, "Please this will be too easy as I crush them all" she says as she stops filing her nails and makes a fist with her left hand, "Some of them already think we can be friends" she says as she smiles mockingly before placing her left hand over her mouth and giggling slightly like a Japanese schoolgirl before she begins filing the nails on her left hand again, "Which is hilarious since it is going to be the biggest mistake they will ever make in their entire lives" she says as she smirks evilly, "Trusting me is only going to destroy all their chances which is why one by one they will all fall" she says as she begins laughing evilly.

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Timmy is seen smiling happily as he sits down.

"I'm actually really excited to be here" he says as he begins jumping in his seat, "I mean i'm getting the chance to win a million bucks how awesome is that?" he asks with a look of excitement on his face that quickly dips into a frown, "It just sucks that I couldn't bring my goldfish with me" he says as he begins to rub the back of his neck with his right hand, "They are very close to me and I tried to bring them but I got caught" he says as he sighs sadly, "I hope they're doing okay" he says as worry laces his voice before he begins to smile again, "At least Trixie is here" he says as a lovestruck gaze graces his eyes, "Now I can finally win her heart once and for all" he says as clear determination crosses his face.

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Elsa is seen with a nervous look on her face as she sits down and begins playing with her braid.

"I um...I didn't want to sign up but my sister Anna loves reality shows and she begged me to sign up with her...so I um agreed" Elsa reveals as she lets go of her braid begins rubbing her right arm with her left hand, "Then we get the call that only I was accepted and she wasn't and since we already signed the contracts I had to compete" she says as she crosses her arms, "I hope that I can maybe make some friends while i'm here" she says giving the camera a nervous smile before a frown graces her face, "If only that Hanabusa stays away from me" she says as she rolls her eyes in annoyances, "I'm not stupid, i've dealt with his type before and I know exactly what he is" she says as she uncrosses her arms and places her hands in her lap, "He's nothing but a player and I have no time for stuck up douchebags who think their god or some bullshit like that especailly after what I went through with my ex-boyfriend " she says as she shakes her head in disgust, "I'm done with guys with overinflated ego's" she says betrayal seeping into her voice.

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Aido is seen sitting down with a look of pure shock on his face as he places his hands on his knees.

"N-No one has ever rejected me before" he says as look of horror appears on his face, "There must be something wrong with her, yes that's it, I mean how could anyone not fall for this face" he says as he pulls a small black hand mirror out from behind him with his right hand and begins admiring himself as he smiles at his reflection as he places his left hand on his hip. He then puts the mirror down and moves his hands to his lap, "She was probably stressed being on TV for the first time" he says as some of his confidence comes back into his voice, "I'll talk to her later and she'll fall for my charms then i'm sure of it" he says smiling although looking slightly unsure.

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Dexter is seen with an annoyed look on his face as he sits down in a huff.

"I cannot believe that I am stuck on this hellhole that passes for reality television!" he exclaims as he shakes his head in disgust, "I absolutely loathe my older sister right now for signing me up for this abomination" he snarls as he crosses his arms furiously, "She has to be the most moronic dunderhead I have ever had the privilege of knowing" he comments as he sighs and uncrosses his arms. He then runs his left hand through his hair, "This competition is going to be insufferable what with all of these simpletons surrounding me" he says as he places his right hand on the seat and leans on his right arm, "But as long as I am here I am going to make sure that it is I who walks away with the million and No. One. Else!" he says as he steels his eyes as he glares at the camera.

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Bella is seen sitting down as she crosses her legs and places her right hand on the seat.

"The only reason I signed up for this show is because my dad thinks I need some time away from Forks to get my mind off Edward" she says as she sighs sadly and begins to hug herself, "I miss Edward so much!" she says as she leans her head on the wall behind her as tears form in her eyes.

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Kenny is seen with a sad look on his face as he sits down and places his hands on the seat on either side of him.

"Back home i'm a complete klutz, I can't take two steps without hurting myself" he says as he sighs sadly, "In fact I even get hurt just standing still which is why everyone started calling me "Kenny the Epic Fail" he says as he rolls his eyes in annoyance, "I signed up for this show to prove that i'm not accident-prone and that I can have fun without getting injured" he says with a determined smile as he makes a fist with his right hand which he lifts up. He then stands up a little to fast causing him to hit his head on the ceiling and fall face-first into the camera knocking the whole outhouse forward onto the ground, "I'm okay".

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Stan is seen pinching the bridge of his nose in annoyance as he sits down in a silent huff.

"Yeah, i'm not really that excited to be here" he says as a scowl graces his face, "After we heard Cartman was signing up Kyle begged me to sign up with him so he could stop him from spreading lies about his religion or some bullshit like that…" he says annoyed as he removes his hands from the bridge of his nose, "Really I just don't care anymore about Kyle and Cartman's constant fighting its gotten really old just like everything else" he says sighing miserably, "Life has just become one big pile of shit" he says as he leans his head on the wall behind him.

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Merida is seen with a happy smile on her face as she sits down and crosses her arms.

"I'm looking forward to competing" she says determination filling her voice, "I'm also looking forward to spending time away from my overbearing mother" she says as she rolls her eyes as an annoyed look graces her face, "She's very strict and she thinks reality television is nothing but a mindless waste of time" she says as she shakes her head with annoyance, "If I win the money i'm using it to move out and get my own place" she says as determination once again fills her voice.

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Kyle is seen with a look of annoyance on his face as he sits down and places his hands in his lap.

"The main reason I signed up is to keep that fat-ass Cartman from insulting my religion anymore then he already does" he says as he crosses his arms and glares at the camera, "Hopefully he goes home first" he says as his glare dips into a scowl.

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Abigail is seen with a calm look on her face as she sits down and crosses her left leg over her right leg and places her hands on the seat.

"Overall i'm actually looking forward to this competition" she says as she begins chuckling lightly as she lifts her left hand up and points her left thumb over her left shoulder, "I can see myself vibing with most of these people" she says as an unimpressed look graces her face, "But some of the others I ain't really feeling right now" she says as she lowers her left arms and shrugs her shoulders as she begins to lean on her right arm as she places her left hand on her left knee, "Oh well as long as they don't try and step to me or dampen my good spirits then we'll mesh quite well" she says as an easy smile graces her face.

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Alfred is seen with a happy smile on his face as he sits down and places his hands on the seat as he begins vibrating with excitement.

"I'm so ready to compete, this is going to be such an awesome time and I can't wait to prove what an amazing hero I am to my team" he says as he fist pumps with his right hand before calming down slightly and placing his hands on the seat, "I'm so glad my sidekick Natalya's here too, now we can totally have a blast" he says throws his arms in the air as an excited smile graces his face, "Whoo-hoo!" he exclaims.

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Natalya is seen with a scowl on her face as she sits down and pulls a rather large knife out of her right dress sleeve.

"Chris Mclean is going to pay immensely for lying to me about Big Brother being here" she says eerily calm before stabbing the knife into the left wall, "I VILL SLICE OPEN HIS STOMACH, PULL OUT HIS INTESTINES AND VRAP THEM AROUND HIS THROAT AND STRANGLE HIM VITH THEM!" she yells in a fit of rage before calming down and beginning to blush slightly, "And to make matters worse that stupid American is here as vell" she says as she crosses her arms and begins to glare at the camera as her blush deepens, "How he annoys me with his cheerful smile, and luscious corn colored hair, or his beautiful blue eyes that I could just dive into and swim forev-" she says as a dreamy smile graces her face before realizing what she is saying as her eyes widen shock.

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Natalya is seen trying to the tape out of the camera.

"I VANT THAT TAPE, GIVE ME THE TAPE!" she screams angrily as she shakes the camera with fury before calming down a little as she glares at the camera, "Ugh how do you open this thing?" she says as she begins shaking the camera again.

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Dee-Dee is seen standing up and facing the toilet so we only see her from the waist down.

"Where is the camera thingy" she says as she bends over and begins poking the toilet paper, "is this it?" she asks as she turns and faces the camera as she sits down, "Ooh what does this button do" she says as her eyes light up as she leans forward pressing a button the camera causing it to cut to static.

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Monika is seen with a happy smile as she sits down and crosses her right leg over her left leg as she places her right hand on the seat as she places her left hand on her right knee.

"While I am disappointed that the whole five-star resort was a lie" she begins as she begins to lean on her right arm, "I am looking forward to testing my skills in this competition" she says reaches up to her face with her left hand and brushes aside a lock of hair that was in her left eye before lowering her hand back down to the seat, "Kenny seems like a nice guy" she says as she blushes slightly, "I w-wouldn't mind getting to know him while i'm here" she says as a look of determination fills her eyes, "However, a relationship isn't my main goal this season" she says as she stops leaning on her right arm and sits up straight, "My main goal is to lead my team to victory and make a strong alliance that will get me to the end" she says as she crosses her arms.

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Kirito is seen with an annoyed look on his face as he sits down and puls his left leg up as he places his left foot onto the toilet seat. He then places his left wrist on his left knee letting his left-hand hang off, followed by placing his right hand on the toilet seat and leaning to his right side.

"You know something? I really hate people!" he says as he shakes his head in disgust before stopping, "They're selfish, ignorant, loud obnoxious pricks, with basically no redeeming qualities whatsoever" he says as he places his right hand on the seat and begins to lean on his right arm, "I mean really, look at all they've achieved! Genocide, global warming, reality TV, and just a never-ending parade of failures and *Bleep* ups!" he says disgust rolling of his tongue in waves, "They are, without question, a complete write-off of a species" he says before a thoughtful look graces his face before it settles into indifference, "Well maybe some people here might be exceptions, I don't really know yet" he says as he places his foot on the floor as he stops leaning in his right arm and sits up straight, "I'll get back to ya when I decide" he says as shrugs nonchalantly.

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Wendy is seen with a look of annoyance on her face as she sits down and crosses her arms.

"Ugh I can't believe that lying asshole" she says as she shakes her head in disgust before stopping, "The brochure stated that this was going to be a talent competition held at a five-star resort, not a survivor based show held at a run-down summer camp that's racking up numerous health-code violations" she says as she gives the camera a furious glare as she uncrosses her arms and places her hands on her hips, "I promise you I shall make Chris Mclean pay for his actions when I sue him for everything he is worth" she says as she stands up and leaves the confessional in a huff.

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Eric is seen with a look of annoyance on his face as he sits down and places his hands on his knees.

"All of these losers betta RESPECT. MAH. AUTHORITAH!" he yells as he balls up his fists in anger, "Or i'll kick them all in the nuts" he says as he un balls up his fists and crosses his arms as he glares at the camera.

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Marceline is seen looking annoyed as she sits sideways on the toilet with her back resting against the right wall as she places her feet against the left wall.

"Well this sucks" she says as she blows some of her hair out of her face before crossing her arms, "I signed up for this show thinking it would be a fun way to kill my summer competing in some talent competition and I come to find out that this whole thing was *Bleep*ing bullshit" she says before a small smile graces her face, "At least Bubba is here with so I guess its not that bad" she says as she chuckles lightly.

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Trixie is seen sitting down with a look of annoyance on her face as she crosses her arms.

"Ugh this place is so disgusting" she says as she shudders in disgust before she composes herself and uncrosses her arms as she places her hands in her lap, "But no matter because that money will be mine" she says as an evil smirk graces her face, "All I have to do is keep myself composed and then knock these losers out one by one, which will be a piece of cake since i'm the prettiest and the smartest one here" she says with an air of superiority as she places her left hand over her chest.

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Matthew is seen sitting down with a nervous smile on his face as he places his hands in his lap.

"I-I am l-looking forward to c-competing on this sh-show" he says as he lifts his right hand up as he begins to rub the back of his neck with his right hand, "I k-know for a f-fact that I have what it t-takes to win, I've just got t-to prove to everyone else here that i'm n-not someone to b-be messed w-with eh" he says as he lowers his right hand back to his lap as he sighs before a look of annoyance graces his face, "I j-just hope Alfred d-doesn't get me in trouble a-again" he says as his look of annoyance morphs into a look of desperation that he aims at the camera.

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Bubba is seen with a look fo defeat on his face as he slumps onto the seat placing his hands on the seat as he leans his head back on the wall behind him.

"I defiantly didn't want to sign up for a reality show as they aren't my particular cup of tea" he says as he groans miserably "Unfortunately for me, my friend Marshall talked me into a bet" he says as he lifts his hands up before placing them on his face as he sighs, "I lost and here we are" he says as removes his hands from his face before running his right hand through his hair as he perks up slightly, "Although, even though i'm not very thrilled to be here, i'm quite happy to have found that Marceline is competing as well" he says as he begins to smile as he sits up straight, "With her here, at least I won't be alone" he says as his smile grows a little bit wider as he places his hands on the seat.

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Phoebe is seen with a look of annoyance on her face as she sits down and crosses her left leg over her right leg as she places her hands on the seat.

"I think it's safe to say that i'm pretty *Bleep*ing pissed off at being lied too" she says as she crosses her arms as she glares heatedly at the camera, " I HATE BEING LIED TO!" she says as she uncrosses her arms and throws them up in the air before lowing them back down as she takes a deep breath calming herself down slightly. She then pulls a lighter out from behind her and flicks it on as she begins staring intently at the small flame it produces, "Fire is such an amazing entity" she comments as a fond smile graces her face, "It has always had a calming effect on me" she says as she uncrosses her legs as she continues to stare at the flame transfixed as she ignores the camera.

*static*


"Alright! Any questions?" The host didn't bother to pause for very long. "Cool! Let's find your cabins!"

The scene changed to a shot of two cabins sitting roughly perpendicular to each other, each with two doors and a railed-in porch in front. Chris entered view from the lower left with his back turned, and arm extended towards the cabins. "Gophers, you're in the east cabin," he turned around and pointed a thumb over his shoulder, "and Bass, you're in the west."

The viewpoint switched again to a close-up of a cabin door as it was opened from the outside, showing the layout of the room. A large circular rug lay in the center of the room, and on the back wall was a window and small stool. Both the rug and the curtains lining the window looked shabby and moth-eaten.

On either side of the room were bunk beds; two sets along the right wall, one on the left next to a potbellied stove. "Uggh, bunk beds? Figures. How much more summer camp could they get?" The camera switch to a side view of Trixie entering the girls' side of the Bass cabin. A pile of wood sat below a small front window, and between the stove and a few coat hooks. In the corner was a dresser and a large mirror. An oil lamp rested on top of the dresser, unlit.

"Well," Marceline answered dryly as she entered the room behind Trixie, "You know, it is a summer camp."

"Nobody cares, loser!" Trixie yelled back with a look of irritation on her face as Abigail, Natalya, Bella and Dee-Dee enter the room next.

"Okay, you need to drop the bitch act kay" Marceline says as she places her hands on her hips in annoyance.

"Yeah we all have to live together so please don't make it any worse then it has to be" Abigail says as she gives Trixie a warning look as Natalya simply rolls her eyes at her teammates who she already finds inconsequential as she walks past them and picks the bottom bunk on the back right and sits down. The camera then pans back to Trixie, Marceline and Abigail.

"Ugh, Whatever" Trixie says as she turns to walk out of the room as Timmy then appears behind Trixie.

"Hello my beloved, I got these for you" he says waggling his eyebrows as he holds up a bouquet of yellow flowers.

"Shouldn't you be on the boy's side?" Trixie asks creeped out as Timmy gives a sheepish smile. A second later he is hurled out of the cabin and lands on the ground face first. He then slides a few inches on his face, his mouth open as grass and dirt fill up his mouth.

The camera then cuts to the cabin's porch, while Chris approached the cabin as Dee-Dee pokes her head out of the girls side of the Bass cabin.

"Excuse me, but where are the electrical outlets?" she asks curiously. "I have a few things that need to be plugged in like my straightener."

The camera zoomed in on Chris's smiling face. "There are some in the communal bathrooms, just across the way." It cut again to an exterior of the bathroom building.

"Communal bathrooms but i'm not catholic" Dee-Dee says shaking her head in confusion before stopping, "I'm so confused" she says with a lost look on her face.

"Shocker" replies Chris sarcasm lacing his voice.

"It means ve shower together, idiot" Natalya says as she walks past Dee-Dee out of the cabin and sits on the front steps.

Dee-Dee begins loudly complaining prompting Natalya to cover her ears as she growls in annoyance. Kyle, Alfred and Bubba all then stick their heads out of the guy's side surprised at Dee-Dee's sudden meltdown.

"Man, i'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys, you know what I mean?" Kyle asks as Alfred and Bubba both give him an odd look. Suddenly realizing how what he just said sounds like he tries to correct himself, " I mean no-I didn't mean it like that, I love chicks I just don't want to sleep near them" he says before releasing he messed up again, "D'oh wait I mean-" he says rushing inside his conversation coming to an end as the camera shifted to the girl's side of the Gopher cabin where Alison is seen making fast friends due to her charming ways.

"I'm so looking forward to working with you girls" Alison says with a smile as she places her luggage on her bottom bunl, "I think we're going to make a great team" she adds still smiling.

"I think so too" Merida says with a nod, "I'm glad we have someone as positive as you on our team Alison" she says her voice filled with determination.

"Yeah, with such a high morale we'll crush those Bass into dust" Elsa says with a smile.

"As long as we work together we can't lose" Wendy says with a polite smile although her eyes show slight annoyance.

"I just can't wait" Alison says as she crosses her finger behind her back.


*static*

Alison is seen sitting down as she is filing her nails on her left hand with her right hand as an evil smile graces her face.

"It seems all I need to do to gain these moron's trust, is fabricate a few white lies about being happy to be on their team and boom they believe anything I say" she says as begins chuckling as she crosses her right leg over her left leg, "This will be way too easy" she says she flips her hair over her right shoulder, "They know nothing about me and I intend to keep it that way" she says as she leans forward and gives the camera a wicked smile.

*static*


The camera then cuts the steps of the Gophers cabin when Kenny is seen sitting down. The camera then shows Monika walking by as she takes notice of him. She smiles slightly and blushes a little as she sits next to him on his right side as she places her hands in her lap as his are placed on the steps.

"Hey" she says with a smile on her face.

"Hey" he replies as he smiles back at her. After about five minutes of sitting in silence, Kenny breaks it, "So why did you sign up?" he asks with a curious look on his face.

"Simple I really need the money" she says as she brushes a lock of hair out of her eyes, "My parents disappeared when I was a kid, I want to hire a private investigator to find out what happened to them, so I signed up for for a free chance at a million dollars" she replies as slight tears form in her eyes. He then surprises her by wrapping his arms around her and giving her a hug making her blush. He then pulls away also blushing.

"S-Sorry b-but you looked like you needed one" he replies with a sheepish smile on his face as he begins to rub the back of his neck with his right hand.

"T-Thanks she says as she begins to rub her right arm with her left hand, "So why are you here?" she asks as her blush goes away and a smile graces her face as he lowers his hand and places it back on the steps.

"The same I need the money, my parents are abusive, alcoholic drug addicts and I want me and my younger sister to have a better life so i'm here to get the money so we can get our own place" he says as he makes a fist with his right hand, "I don't want her in that environment anymore" he replies determination filling his eyes as he unclenches his fist and lowers his hand back to the steps.

"That's really noble of you" she says with a smile as she moves a lock of hair behind her left ear with her left hand, "You know if you ever want to talk to someone, i'm always up for a conversation" she says still smiling.

"I'd like that" he replies with a smile, "By the way your really beautiful when you smile" he says making her blush again, "Well see ya" he says getting up and walking away.

"See ya" she says blushing intensely as she waves to him.


*static*

Kenny is seen face-palming with his right hand as he sits down.

"Stupid why did I say that, now she's gonna think i'm a weirdo" he says as he lowers his right hand placing it on the seat and begins blushing while a smile graces his face, "Monika is the first girl that i've met that isn't completely annoying and stuck-up where she only cares about her looks and nothing else" he says as he places his left foot on the seat as he moves his left hand on to his left knee, "I think she and I are going to get along just fine" he says as the lightbulb above him falls out and hits him in the head knocking him on to the floor with his feet sticking up as he head is out of shot, "I'm okay" he says pain lacing his voice.

*static*

Monika is seen with a smile on her face as she sits down and places her hands in her lap.

"Kenny seems like a really sweet guy" she says as she lifts her right hand up and begins to twirl her hair with her right index finger, "I-I hope I get to get to know him more," she says as begins blushing.

*static*


The camera then cut back to the host. "Excuse me, Chris?" Hanabusa asks from off-camera. Chris turned his head, and the camera cut to the eye-candy standing on the porch of the Gopher's cabin. "Is there like a...chaperone of any kind in this facility?" he asks with a curious look on his face.

"You're all sixteen years old," the host said as the camera showed a close-up of him looking around, "as old as a councilor-in-training at a regular summer camp!" He shrugged. "So, other than myself, you'll be unsupervised. You've got a half-an-hour to unpack and meet me at the Main Lodge! Starting..." he looked at his watch, "Now!"

"Nice!" Hanabusa exclaims with a smile on his face as he winks at Elsa who is walking out of the girl's side. She simply rolls her eyes and scoffs as she ignores him to his immense surprise as she walks down the steps.


The scene transitioned via flash to the outside of another building before the camera cut to inside the building, where the queued-up campers were being addressed by an extremely muscular man. He has chocolate-colored skin, he is bald, he has black eyes, a black mustache and goatee. He is wearing a yellow-green long sleeve shirt with the sleeves rolled up to just above his elbows, dark olive green pants, black shoes, a white chef's hat and a white apron. He has an angry glare on his face as he stares at the teens before him.

"Listen up! I serve it three times a day, and you will eat it three times a day! Grab your tray, get your food, and sit your butts down NOW!" he screams angrily.

"Excuse me will we be getting all the major food groups?" Kyle asked from the front of the line, "Because I get hypoglycemic real bad if I don't get enough sugar" he says as the camera switched to a view of the Chef putting a scoop of some manner of reddish-brown meat-like substance onto a bun on his tray.

"You'll be getting' a load of SHUT THE HECK UP!" The Chef yelled, and the young man backed away quickly.

"Have a cow…" Eric whispers to Timmy who chuckles as Terra shoots them a disapproving glare.

"WHAT WAS THAT, COME CLOSER FAT BOY I DIDN'T HEAR YOU" The Chef called out, beckoning the pair forward with one finger.

"Uh ah didn't really say anything important" Eric says actually showing fear for his life.

"I'm sure you didn't" he says as he turns to Timmy, "You scrawny kid give me your plate" he says giving Timmy an extra portion as the boy sighs.

"Um my nutritionist says I can't eat white flour, white sugar or gluten" Alison says as Chef drops brown goop on her plate.

"I don't think you need to worry about that" Marceline replies as she steps up behind Alison

"Cool" Alison says as she runs over and sits next to Natalya who's talking with Alfred.

"Um I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day but I think mine just moved" Marceline says as Chef smashed it with a mallet covering her in the food, "Great" she says in a deadpan voice. As everyone gets seated Alfred looks at his food excited.

"Aww yeah, sweet sloppy-joes" Alfred says taking a bite before spitting it out in disgust, "Ugh that is so not right dude" he says as he begins to shake his head with disgust before stopping, "Good thing I have my secret stash" he says pulling a hamburger out of his jacket and devouring the whole thing. He then turns to Natalya.

"Nat check it out" He asks her.

"You seriously brought food vith you" she says dumbfounded that he was able to sneak it in before taking a wiff of it, "Oh god compared to this it looks and smells so good" she says her mouth-watering.

"At least some people are appreciative of my cooking" Chef grumbles to himself thinking there talking about his cooking not noticing that they have real food instead of his...whatever it is.

"You want one dudette?" Alfred asks pulling out another one.

"Vhatever" Natalya says as Alfred hands the other one to her as she slightly blushes which he does not notice.


*static*

Alfred is seen with a smile on his face as he sits down and places his hands on his knees.

"Natalya is such a cool girl" he says as he places his left leg on the seat as he places his right hand on the seat also and his left hand on his left knee, "I'm so glad me and her are best friends" he says as his smile grows wider.

*static*

Natalya is seen with a scowl on her face as she sits down and crosses her arms in annoyance.

"Just because Alfred is my best friend and ve have known each other since ve vere little kids and alvays played together does not mean I like him" she says as she uncrosses her arms and places her hands on the edges of the seat as she blushes slightly.

*static*


The camera then cuts to Abigail as she turns to look to her right to talk to Bell who is sitting next to her.

"What's up girl, how you doin'?" Abigail asks with a friendly smile on her face.

"Miserable...like all of life" Bella says as she sighs miserably as she hangs her head in sadness.

"Aww, you seem sad sweetie" Dee-Dee says with a smile on her face, "You need to smile more" she says as she places her index fingers in Bella's mouth and forces her lips up in a smile.

"Kill me now" Bella mutters as Chris walks in and the camera cuts to him.

"Hey, Chris can we order take out or something?" Timmy asks with a look of disgust on his face as a butcher's knife flies towards him embedding itself in the wall an inch above his head making his face pale with fear, "Whoa man its cool...brown goop is delicious" he says holding his hand up in a placating gesture as Chef glares at venomously at him as he holds up one of his knives as he crosses his arms, "Rights guys?" Timmy asks everyone else as they all nodded nervously.

"Well, this seems like a good time to introduce the last competitor who just arrived, please welcome Irwin" Chris says as a boy walks into the mess hall. He has chocolate-colored skin, he has dark brown eyes covered by nerdy black thick-framed, oval-shaped glasses and a short black crew-cut that ends just below his ears, he is average height and somewhat chubby and he is wearing a yellow button-up shirt, a red bowtie, green dress-pants with green suspenders, black dress socks and black loafers.

"What's up everyone i'm Irwin and i'm here ta win yo!" he exclaims trying to act cool which results in a few of the contestants (mainly Eric) laughing at him as he hangs his head in defeat.


*static*

Irwin is seen with a look of confidence on his face as he sits down and places his hands in his lap.

"My reason for being here is ta win that million big ones yo!" he exclaims as he pulls a framed picture from behind his back with his right hand of a blonde girl with no nose about to punch whoever is taking the photo of her, "I got ta prove ta my girl Mandy that I'm worthy of her!" he exclaims as he makes a fist with his left as look of determination fills his eyes.

*static*


"Your first challenge begins," Chris announced, the camera back on his face as he turned around to exit, and held up a single finger, "In one hour!"

"Vhat do you think they'll make us do?" Natalya asks curiously as she turns towards her left where Alfred is sitting.

"It's our first challenge Nat," he answered, "How hard can it be?"

The scene cut to roughly an hour later via a quick-pan to the top of a cliff. The campers were standing at the edge in their swimsuits, looking over the edge. The camera zoomed out twice, each transition punctuated by a suitably dramatic spike in the music.

"Oh, shit" Alfred says as the camera fades to black

(Fade to Credits)


Teams

Screaming Gophers: Alison, Elsa, Hanabusa, Irwin, Kenny, Kirito, Matthew, Merida, Monika, Phoebe, Stan and Wendy

Killer Bass: Abigail, Alfred, Bella, Bubba, Dee-Dee, Dexter, Eric, Kyle, Marceline, Natalya, Timmy and Trixie.

Eliminated: N/A

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Girls

Abigail Lincoln (From Codename: Kids Next Door)

Alison Dilaurentis (From Pretty Little Liars)

Bella Swan (From Twilight)

Dee-Dee (From Dexter's Laboratory)

Elsa (From Frozen)

Marceline Abadeer (From Adventure Time)

Merida (From Brave)

Monika (From Doki Doki Literature Club)

Natalya Arlovskaya (From Hetalia)

Phoebe Flame (From Adventure Time)

Trixie Tang (From The Fairly Oddparents)

Wendy Testaburger (From South Park)

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Boys

Alfred F. Jones (From Hetalia)

Bubba Gumball (From Adventure Time)

Dexter (From Dexter's Laboratory)

Eric Cartman (From South Park)

Hanabusa Aido (From Vampire Knight)

Irwin (From The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy)

Kenny McCormick (From South Park)

Kazuto "Kirito" Kirigaya (From Sword Art Online) (Abridged)

Kyle Broflovski (From South Park)

Matthew Williams (From Hetalia)

Stan Marsh (From South Park)

Timmy Turner (From The Fairly Oddparents)

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Disclaimer: I own nothing in this story…Chris, Chef Hatchet and Camp Wawanakwa belong to Fresh TV, Alfred F. Jones, Natalya Arlovskaya and Matthew Williams belong to Hidekazu Himaruya, Irwin belongs to Maxwell Atoms, Merida & Elsa belong to Disney, Hanabusa Aido belongs to Matsuri Hino, Marceline Abadeer, Phoebe Flame and Bubba Gumball belong to Pendleton Ward, Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kenny McCormick, Wendy Testaburger and Kyle Broflovski belong to Trey Parker & Matt Stone, Abigail Lincoln belongs to Mr. Warburton, Monika belongs to Team Salvato, Alison Dilaurentis belongs to Sara Shepard and Marlene King, Bella Swan belongs to Stephanie Meyer, Kazuto "Kirito" Kirigaya belongs to Reki Kawahara. Abridged Kirito belongs to Something Witty Entertainment, Trixie Tang and Timmy Turner belong to Butch Hartman…I am so glad to finally get this completed... I hope you enjoyed my TD do-over...R&R and tell me what you thought...who your fave and least fave are...part two will be up soon…have a nice day bye :)