"Harry m'boy, you must learn to forgive and forget!" Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot and Supreme Mugwump of the ICW wisely warned the boy. Naturally, he probed Lord Hadrian James Potter Black Gaunt Gryffindor Slytherin Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Peverell's ironclad occlumency shields furiously whist saying this. "There is no need for such dark magic and violence, surely the disarming charm would suffice."

Lord Hadrian James Potter Black Gaunt Gryffindor Slytherin Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Peverell snorted. How dare the senile old fool try to take the moral high ground and reprimand him for his noble and brave actions! "Firstly, it's Lord Hadrian James Potter Black Gaunt Gryffindor Slytherin Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Peverell. You would do well to remember that and to acknowledge me as such. You do not have permission to use my first name in such an informal manner and should you repeat the mistake, you will be kicked out of your pitiful positions that you hold so dearly. Not even the Minister of Magic has even an ounce of the political power I have at my disposal!"

Lord Hadrian James Potter Black Gaunt Gryffindor Slytherin Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Peverell's large harem nodded in unison behind him. Dumbledork paled so hard he shat out a lemon drop. Lord Hadrian James Potter Black Gaunt Gryffindor Slytherin Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Peverell smirked as the senile old fool tried to compose himself, vanishing his droppings.

"My apologies Lord Hadrian James Potter Black Gaunt Gryffindor Slytherin Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Peverell, but surely that amount of responsibility is too much of a burden for an eleven year old boy to bear. Delegate your responsibilities to me and go have some youthful fun." Dumb-as-door suggested, trying to mind fuck the boy simultaneously.

Unfortunately for Fumbledore, Lord Hadrian James Potter Black Gaunt Gryffindor Slytherin Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Peverell noticed the mind rape thanks to his humungous, beefy magical core that was throbbing so hard that all Voldemort's horcruxes exploded.

"How dare you use your legilimency on me! The Wizengamot will have your head for this! Wait until my Godfather hears about this!" Lord Hadrian James Potter Black Gaunt Gryffindor Slytherin Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Peverell loudly accused, before turning and striding out of the great hall. Lord Hadrian James Potter Black Gaunt Gryffindor Slytherin Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Peverell's harem glared and the headmaster so hard it burned a hole through his new wand (the elder wand had been repossessed by Lord Hadrian James Potter Black Gaunt Gryffindor Slytherin Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Peverell in a rather lopsided duel).

Lord Hadrian James Potter Black Gaunt Gryffindor Slytherin Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Peverell apparated through the Hogwarts wards using his powers of ownership along with his harem. Once he arrived at the Potter Estate (which spanned 10,000 acres, had 17 swimming pools, 14 libraries and a private Veela brothel), Lord Hadrian James Potter Black Gaunt Gryffindor Slytherin Hufflepuff Ravenclaw Peverell realised that he had never made that second point to the senile, old, and foolish headmaster about his outrageous accusations. Chalking it up to the fact that the author decided to write this at 2am, he entered his master bedroom with an expanding bed and prepared for the sixth orgy within the past hour, revelling in the fact that he was free of Bumblecork's machinations once and for all.