Section 1: Rules 1-10

No screwing around with the Aura Grimm. They will retaliate.

Jaune: Why are these rules here?

Sky: To keep guests from making their own lives difficult.

Veridas: Exactly.

If you vandalize something, you will be forced to pay for it depending on what it was that was broken.

Yang: If someone breaks a door or something, I just wanna say: You had this coming.

Wolfgang: Can't you just make a new one?

Sky: Yeah, but then you wouldn't learn your lesson, would you?

Ren: He does have a point.

Kitchen raiding will not be tolerated. There are kitchens in each guest room anyway.

Nora: But the sap and sugar stored there is soooooooo good!

Hestia: I need that to make the sweets of this ship, dammit!

Ren: I'm so sorry about her. I tried to stop her, but I just couldn't.

Hestia: You are forgiven, Ren.

Ruby: Sorry. My sweet tooth took over.

Yang: Can confirm.

Wolfgang: It's a wonder that you guys still have teeth…

Vaylar: A true mystery of the universe, to be sure.

If you're in one of the guest rooms, for the love of god, make sure the soundproofing function is active.

Wolfgang: Isn't that a bit hypocritical? I mean, I was able to hear Yang the last time I was here, and I can confirm: she's a screamer.

Yang: Dammit Prowl!

Sky: Either I forgot, or I need to upgrade said functions. Oh, and fuck off, Prowl!

Weiss: You do realize you howl every time we go at it, right Wolfie?

Wolfgang: There's the pot calling the kettle black! You're even worse than Yang! Need I remind you that your screaming could put a Nuckelavee to shame?

Weiss: I am not apologizing.

Medical services here are not free, nor are they cheap.

Sky: This means you, Raven.

Raven: You had to replace three vertebrae in my spine! How much could you possibly wish to charge me?!

Yang: 100 lien per vertebrae.

Raven: … Why do you hate me?

Rubedo: We could raise it to 500 lien per vertebrae if you want.

Raven: 100 is good...!

Wolfgang: Hands Down. Best payback I ever dealt. Zero regrets.

Sky: Shut up before I charge you for assaulting my mother-in-law, Prowl.

Wolfgang: Fuck you.

Any guests who had previously been on opposite sides of us are to undergo a probationary period before they are allowed (unaccompanied) free range of the ship.

Emerald: Can you guys take it easy a little? Show a pregnant girl a little mercy.

Wolfgang: Your girlfriend tried to kill the woman I love, so I'm not taking any chances with your illusion making ass.

Weiss: Calm down. That shot didn't hit anything important, anyway.

Wolfgang: You almost bled to death, Weiss.

Weiss: Jaune saved me!

Jaune: You're welcome, by the way.

Weiss+Wolfgang: Thanks.

If you intend to take plants from the garden, you must have the necessary permissions, first. Theft will be punished by the Ebony Hornets stinging you. Don't worry, they're not fatal.

Neptune: Swelling still hasn't gone down.

Sun: Seriously Neptune, in what universe was it a good idea to steal honey from their hive by sitting on it?

Ruby: That's what happened?

Blake: I have no words to describe that.

Wolfgang: I got one: dumb as fuck.

Qrow: Truer words never spoken.

Foxxianna: And people wonder why he transferred to Vale…

Bed chambers of the King and Queen are off limits. Visits are okay, but when there is a sign that says 'do not disturb' for the sake of being polite, come back later.

Yang: Would it kill you to quit sneaking into our room, Foxxianna?!

Sky: Seriously, quit going through our underwear drawers!

Foxxianna: How else am I supposed to add to my personal porn stash? Plus, you guys have some awesome toys.

Sky+Yang: DAMMIT, FOXXIANNA!

Wolfgang: Can I borrow some of those? I got a few ideas for mine and Weiss' next round.

Sky: No you can't!

If you vandalize the garden, you will be left to face Hestia's wrath.

Weiss: Can I get some counseling? I still need help getting over seeing her angry.

Wolfgang: Who's bright idea was it to light fruit on fire and throw them around like grenades in a snowball fight, anyway?

Jaune: I feel like I know…

Sun/Nora: WE REGRET NOTHING!

Sky: Don't make me blacklist you two from the garden.

Nora: Boo!

Emerald: Gods you people are so annoying…

Ruby: And you're just realizing this NOW?

Emerald: ... Good point.

Dragon Emperor0: And that concludes the first chapter of yet another spinoff of Rise of the Iron Wolves. Seriously guys, why haven't you checked any of them out yet?

ThermalsniperN7: What are you guys doing?