AN: They won't be getting the Biomnitrix just yet, that will be next chapter and remember when writing Fanfiction I own nothing.


Muddy Me, Mabel Pines

Narrator Dipper "Ahh, summer break, a time for leisure, recreation, and taking her easy. Unless your me."

King Of Narrators "Wait, wait stop the film."

Narrator Dipper "Eh-wha-what wrong, I thought we were going to retell our adventure through this episode?"

King Of Narrators "Yeahhh, but everyone kinda knows how this went down already, really nothing different happen."

Narrator Mabel "Oh-oh, but you did change something."

King Of Narrators "Like wha-ohhhh, yeah. I changed the boyfriend part, but do I really want to make the viewers go through the entire intro that I cannot do justice to?"

Narrator Mabel "Pftftft, just fast forward to the interesting part, everyone does that."

Narrator Dipper "Yeah, but this is the only episode I ever narrated that wasn't just a video for youtube."

Narrator Mabel "Awww, its ok dipdot, there are other episodes you can do."

King Of Narrators "Yep, she right you can do the next narration."

Narrator Dipper "Ok"

King Of Narrators "Now to skip to the change." remote CLICK


-Mabel's POV-

"Please be a vampire, Please be a vampire." my mind was playing on repeat as I waited in anticipation for his dark secret, "Ok just don't freak out be cool about it." what I was expecting maybe he will show his fangs or turned into a cute bat or even take off his jacket to show his manly abs... but that's not what happened, no his FACE melted "Ahhhhhh!" his handsome face turning into a unrecognizable blob, then hands fall off and the rest of him splits 4 little chucklets. I empty my gut into a nearby bush "Sorry bush" at the horrific display then I looked back see all pieces taking shape. They were all turning a dark purple with a round almost ball like body. They each had two pairs of small dark blue eyes, they all had two little stubs for feet and had hands that only have 3 fingers. Each one of them had a different face; One had a 'beard', no mustache and a nose like squidward; one had a 'clean' bushy beard and a smooth mustache; one both mustache and beard equally smooth; one had smooth beard, but a bushy mustache; and the last one... everything was fluff.

"You know if I did not see my boyfriend melt away and transformed into these thing, they would be cute." They all stood side by side and the one who was the head spoke first. "Is this weird? Is this too weird? Do you need to sit down?" he ask in concern, while in my head "Nooo, it's not too weird. It's perfectly normal to have a first time boyfriend turned into mud monsters." although I think I was in too much of shock to answer back. "Right I'll explain, so we're Mudpies*, first off get that out of the way." nope still in shock. Then the head now called Jeff introduce me to the other Mudpies Carson, Steve, Jason, Shmebulock "Why is he the only one with the weird name, I thought they will all have weird names being monsters in all? Is that racist?".

I finally sit down to think "Dipper was right... well not right about 'Norman' being a zombie, but in being paranoid." I was barely paying attention to them until I herd queen. When I looked back I JUST GOT PROPOSED TO "Ok stay calm just let them down gently."

-A few minutes later-

"You know for being monsters they had a better reaction than I thought they would, but they are still jerks!"


-Dipper's POV-

"Ok dipper, you seen zombie movies before, just aim for the head." as I am driving to my sister's rescue "Don't worry Mabel I'll save you!" I think of a game plan "Maybe I can run over the zombie with the cart... no he might holding Mabel. I can jump off the cart to hit him on the head... no I might miss and break a leg. Maybe I-" My sisters screams snap me out of my thoughts "MABEL!" I drove to the source into the forest through a clearing. To see these creatures the size and shape of beach balls trying to jump onto my sister.

After she told me that they were Mudpies, I check the journal for reference |These mud like creatures were descendants of an unknown shape shifting alien race that live in the forest. Note to self: Remember to study for weaknesses.| and I look back to see they tied down Mabel like she was a giant. I was confronting the nearest Mudpie to me and he was trying to make some kind of cliché 'I am super powerful' speech, one shovel scoop later, I saved my sister.

-A few moments later-

"Maybe I should not have so easily dismissed them." He thought while trying to dodge from the giant mud monster attacks, the thing was as tall as the trees and shared similarities to the Brachiosaurus in terms of big body and a long neck. It had 3 powerful legs, 2 up front and one in the back, the thing had big menacing glowing blue eyes. So yeah don't mess with Mudpies unless a you have to. If one were studying the creature they would be fascinated by how it moves, it brings its massive back leg in between it two frontal legs and slams down hard enough to make leap like a frog in the wild, then it use the legs in the front to drag it just a more forward or uses them to grapple objects. Though these are not the best of circumstances nor the best of time to study them.

-If they were looking behind them they see the giant getting ready to regurgitate.-

Then suddenly we got boarded by Mudpies, me and Mabel were doing pretty good, until one creature ENGULFED my head. Now I was suffocating, so Mabel tried to save me by punching it off, unfortunately for their bodies are soft and squishy meaning I felt every punch... no good when one's suffocating. Got punch twice in my eyes and a couple in the jaw, the little devil finally came off and took my hat with it. Now I'm sporting 2 black eyes and bruises on my cheeks. Thing escalated to new heights when the beast tossed a frickin tree at us. We later crashed the golf cart, but I think that's the least of our worries.


-King Of Narrators POV-

We now turned to our heroes, who survived the crash, now faced there towering foe. The Mudpie colossus moves toward them like a stalking predator, Dipper in one last act of defiance, toss the shovel like a mighty spear. Only for it to be all for naught, oh it hit its mark all right, but it didn't even phase them and the shovel falls to the ground to be crushed be the Mudpie's united form. When it was close enough it lowered its head, in between the eyes it morphed into the face of Jeff then command Mabel to give up and marry him and his kin, so they may have a mud queen. Mabel who took some time to convince her brother to trust her, agreed to marry Jeff.

Being thrilled, Jeff morphed away from sight and the creature rose it's head high, much like the cowboys from cliché films. It spat Jeff out of its mouth who landed with a wet sploosh, much to the disgust of Dipper and Mabel. Jeff reformed himself and he coughed up a beautiful quartz ring, but our lovely Mabel had a plan, tempting Jeff for give his newfound wife a smooch.

Now she had this whole plan to have her and Dipper being all awesome and shooting Jeff right back at the giant, but Mudpies are not solid, they have liquid bodies meaning...

"Aaaaaaa!" Jeff went all the way in screaming and hit the fan, the fan spit him out in pieces, placing horrified look on everyone. "Umm... oops." came a now sheepish Mabel. Dipper tried to salvage the situation by grabbing the apparently lethal leaf blower "You want some of this!" even the leaf blower seemed to roar, the giant eyes no longer seem to glow and it make a shrieking noise and ran a far as its large legs could carry them.

The twins share a sibling bond and head into the shack to rest for the day and tomorrow may be the start of a new adventure.

-Wait for it-

Outside you can see the remains of Jeff reforming once there was a small piece big enough for his mouth "Mark my words Dipper and Mabel, I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE!" dun dun duuuun, after a second or two he still trying to reform his body "Yeah, this is going to take a while."


* Author Side Notes

First point: I wanted to add just a little more sci fi to this so I replaced the gnomes, keep note that I did not replace the Lenopans, as these are just a subspecies of them. Mudpies are in fact a lot weaker than the Lenopans, I also planned to give a realistic reason to why the gnomes wanted a queen in the first place latter. Yes other creatures may be changed as well depending on certain things but not all of them.


Endnote: now tomorrow, I going to be gone for a couple of weeks, so until I get back please leave a review and let me know what you thing, until next time.