Sam is on the couch in her new house when Freddie walks in
Freddie: Sam, Sam, Sam.
Sam: What Freddie?
Freddie:I got good news.
Sam: Marissa isn't your mom?
Freddie: No. I got us a trip to Paris.
Sam: You did not.
Freddie: I'm serious.
Sam: I've always wanted to go to Paris.
Freddie: I know.
Sam: Oh Freddie I love you.
Sam gives Freddie a big hug
Sam: So when do we leave?
Freddie: Tomorrow.
We now cut to San Diego, California
Josh: Mindy I have something to tell you.
Mindy: What is it Josh?
Josh: I got us a trip to Paris.
Mindy: You did not.
Josh: I did.
Mindy: Oh my gosh I always wanted to go to Paris.
Josh: Who hasn't?
Mindy: When do we leave?
Josh: Tomorrow. I talked to Drake to fill in with me.
Drake: Hey.
Mindy: You're really going to fill in while we go to Paris?
Drake: It's the least I can do. Helen said it was okay.
Josh: Helen you're okay with me and Mindy going to Paris?
Helen: Yes. Have fun on your trip.
Josh: Thanks Helen.
Now we cut to Southern, California at Pacific Coast Academy
Logan: Hey Quinn guess what?
Quinn: What?
Logan: We're going to Paris.
Quinn: We're what?
Logan: You heard me. I got us a trip to Paris.
Quinn: Logan I love you.
Logan: I know you do.
Quinn: We're going to have so much fun in Paris.
Logan: I know we are.
Quinn: I'm going to take lots of pictures.
Logan: So am I.
Now we cut back to Sam and Freddie and they are driving in Freddie's car
Sam: This is a nice car Freddie.
Freddie: Thanks.
Sam: I can't believe we're actually going to Paris. I'm surprised your mom is letting you go.
Freddie: Me too.
Sam: Did she tell you to check in every hour?
Freddie: No.
Sam: Two?
Freddie: Maybe.
Sam: Man she's very overprotective.
Freddie: Don't remind me.
Sam: Remember when she broke into the studio and forced you to eat asparagus.
Freddie: You stole the camera out of my hand and covered my mouth when she showed everyone my baby pictures.
Sam: And then you moved out.
Freddie: She also likes to have fire drills very early in the morning. She did it when T-Bo made Carly spend the night.
Sam: How did she not get evicted?
Freddie: Because Lewbert is a dumb bitch.
Sam: Wasn't that when you and Gibby did that band?
Freddie: Yes.
Sam: Why did you do that again?
Freddie: To get girls. You and I were broken up at the time.
Sam: Oh.
We skim a few hours to where they arrive at Paris
Freddie: Hey we're here.
Sam: Nice.
When they step out, they see other cars pulling up and it happens to be Quinn and Logan from Zoey 101, and Josh and Mindy from Drake & Josh
Mindy: Paris is even cooler in person.
Josh: Yeah.
Quinn: I'm going to have so much fun here.
Logan: Me too.
Sam: What are you four doing here?
Mindy: Josh and I won a trip here.
Logan: So did Quinn and I.
Freddie: So did we?
Sam: You don't think this was a scam do you?
Josh: Well there's a house over there so let's go in.
They enter the house
Valerie: NOW!
Just then a trapdoor appears and it sends Sam, Freddie, Quinn, Logan, Josh, and Mindy to the basement and into a 3 way glass room
Logan: Who installs a trapdoor in their house?
Freddie: Why did we fell through?
Jonah: Because it was a trap.
Sam: Jonah?
Valerie: And me?
Freddie: What are you nubs doing here?
Jonah: We send the invites to you and we saw on iCarly that you crossed paths with those people so we send them invites to.
Josh: You little...
Valerie: Little what?
Jonah: I've gotten very angry for what you did to me.
Sam: You tried to kiss Carly behind my back.
Valerie: And Freddie I'm still mad at you.
Freddie: You were using me for your lame show.
Jonah: Whatever.
Valerie: Have fun down there you nubs.
Valerie and Jonah walk away
Sam: Let us out of here you crazy bastards!
Mindy: Someone tell me what's going on here?
Sam: That guy is named Jonah who is my ex boyfriend.
Quinn: Why is he your ex?
Sam: He tried to kiss Carly behind my back.
Logan: Now about Valerie.
Freddie: I thought she liked me but she was just using me for her show so she can outrun iCarly.
Josh: How are we supposed to get out of here?
Freddie: Sam don't you bring a pin with you?
Sam: Yes.
Mindy: Can you try to pick the lock?
Sam: I can try.
Sam picks the lock and they're free
Josh: We're out.
Logan: Now to kick some butts.
Freddie: Got your butter sock Sam?
Sam: You know it.
Quinn: Butter sock?
Sam: It's a sock filled with butter. I've been using it since 2009.
Josh: Why?
Freddie: These Dingo writers were stealing bits from our show so we went down there and busted them.
Mindy: Focus we got some asses to kick.
Sam: I like her.
They go upstairs and kick the door
Valerie: How did you escape?
Sam: I picked the lock.
Jonah: Attack.
Logan: Oh I don't think so.
Sam takes out her butter sock and wacks Jonah and Valerie until they go down
Quinn: Good job, Sam.
Sam: Thanks.
Freddie: You wanna go on a boat ride and make out?
Sam: Duh.
Mindy: Can we come too?
Josh: Please?
Freddie: Sure.
Sam: You can all come.
On the boat, Sam, Freddie, Josh, Mindy, Quinn, and Logan are having fun
Quinn: I love Paris.
Logan: It is the city of love.
Sam: I love you, Freddie.
Freddie: I love you too, Sam.
Sam and Freddie begin to kiss
Mindy: Kiss me, Josh.
Josh: Okay.
Josh and Mindy begin to kiss as does Quinn and Logan
Note: This is a 3 way crossover between iCarly, Drake & Josh, and Zoey 101
Note #2: This contains Seddie, Quogan, and Josh/Mindy
Note #3: Takes place after Zoey 101, Drake & Josh, iCarly and Sam & Cat as Sam is living in a new house with Freddie
Note #4: Sam and Freddie mention the events of the iCarly episode iMove Out, iTake on Dingo, and the subplot to iGet Banned
Note #5: Jonah and Valerie have revealed to gotten very angry after the events of iHate Sam's Boyfriend and iWill Date Freddie
Note #6: Endurance obilo, I was going to include Cat, Jade, Beck, and Jade, but that would have made the title too long. I might a story for them about going to Paris