Rose, is a sweet and clever girl.

Hugo, is a funny and adorable little boy.

Both inevitably are Weasleys with their signature red hair and face freckles.

As much Ron loves Hermione née Granger, his first love, his forever ever love, he loves the kids with his whole heart too.

He tried hard, at least. They are wonderfull kids after all. And they're Weasleys.

Its just not Ronald Weasley's. No.

And he know which Weasley they actually belong to.

Its years ago. Since his first day at Hogward. Just within minutes after the house's asortmen.

He saw it.

How that bossy girl looking at HIM. In amazed puppy eyes, chattered excitedly.

About the lessons they will have, about the school, and everything. And if anyone could answer that, that would none other than the firt year's responsibly prefect, none other than his brother.

His beloved smart ass know it all brother. The perfect prefect Percy.

If anyone could considered close to Ron in the family, that is HIM.

Sure, Fred would arguing Ron, that he his self is the most close brother to HIM. George will joining their argue. And Ginny as well.

Its not like he is their only one brother.

They have the kind and clever Bill and the brave and wonderfull Charlie. Both excellent flyer and quiditch teacher that make them excitedly playing arround the meadow on their broom.

But they both are away.

Its HIM who always there for them. Eventhough he suck on the broom.

But he always assuring they always save. And clean.

And for Ron, unharmed.

They all four boys remained at home, naturally alligned. Ginny's ally none other than Mom. None dare to messed up her.

But Ron is the easiest target. And Mom always considered him a big brother, big brother doesnt cry.

Its HIM, allied to Ron, will come and scold Fred and George.

He will let Ron cried in his room while he curing his bruises.

And he never hesitated to move forward take care another two mischiever to protect Ron.

And he teach Ron many thing that sometimes Mom give up to teach him. He is patiently teach him to read, to write. Never ever mock him like the twins.

If the twin snacthed his snack, he will come and give him his half of snack, or sometimes just give him all.

If the twins leaved him alone, he will offered him to play with his toys and games. He always praised him if Ron understand the game.

When he leaved to school, he is the only one frequently send owl to their family, and always mentioning Ron. And Ginny. But he always asking about Ron first, ok.

Somewhere after he leaved, Ron started missing him, and after he get used to it, he see the twins allowed him to join them. Its not so difficult, as long as he not telling Mom.

They never hit him, they just let him joining their mini quiditch. Its just Percy who was always over acting never let them make Ron as "human target."

Percy knows no fun, its called "keeper."

Percy never allow the twins make Ron sick because any snack they inventing.

Percy knows no fun, its called experimenting.

Percy always prevent him having fun with the twins. Percy is no fun.

Percy is bossy, fussy, and no fun.

More over after he attending school and achieving best marks on his exams.

He may smart ass, but he is never fun.

But Hermione adored HIM.

She loves no fun boy. She loves a smart ass.

Because he knows all.

If something confusing her, she will looking the answer in the book, in the library, in the certain person who has already read all the book in the library. Him.

And he is an issuferable know it all, has nothing more joy than to showing up his ass' smartness, happily teach her all she ask him.

Even after she joining Ron, and become his best friend, Ron still oftently saw her looking at him in that puppy eyes.

The tearry puppy eyes when he dating another girl.

But Ron saw it. When she stay over at their house.

She oftenly stand in front of his room's door, hesitantly to knock, but finally just strooking her fingers on it, then leave. In longing eyes.

Even after Ron eventually understand his own feeling to her, and she said she feel the same, she still has that certain gaze to HIM.

When everybody hate HIM for his bratty insolenceness, all in her eyes is hurt.

That hurt that turned back to that adoration gaze after the war.

The gaze that fed Ron up because he knows they oftenly had 'important meeting,' in the restorated Ministry.

Well, his brother not just a smart ass, but apparantly a very sticky prominent Ministry's ass sucker. He survived all kind of Minister, even the death eater Minister. And the new Minister. He is a very fucking important person.

And Hermione is a very aspiring witch of all ages.

They just a perfect pair. None will questioning them of have frequent meetings. Even, if included door locking and silencing spell on his privat damned luxurious offices.

Its just to much for Ron, until he could no longer bear it, and resigning from his dream job as an auror. He is not a really competent auror after all. He is just a lucky famous Harry's best friend.

He decided to out of the office so he will never know that locked silenced door's meeting.

Because he loves her too much. He could not bear to lost her. And he could not live if he not marry her.

It was a long hesitated answer on his proposal.

And he happenly hear it. Accidentally. When he about to beg him to confince her for Ron. He stopped outside his office.

They forgot to cast the silencing spell. They forgot to close the door properly.

HE beg Hermione to marry Ron. He will do what ever its need to make her stay at Ron's side.

Its hurt.

But Ron loves her too much.

They married.

None, even George, know that Ron suffering from an accident in their shop's experiment. George just know that the explosion hurt Ron.

Nobody know, because Ron begging the Mediwizz to keep it a secret, that he lost his breeding ability.

But there, Hermione managed to gives the Weasleys two adorable red head babies.

She is a loving and understanding wife. She just doesnt know that he can not make any babies. She just think she could pretend enjoying their night and conceiving a baby after.

Ron knows to be silent.

But somehow seeing HIM bringing his future wife home really pushed his limit off.

He act all lovey dovey faithfull to her. They lean each other in sinc just like a true lover should be, and Ron saw his wife gaze, envy and hurt.

Off he bursting.

"CHEATER BASTARD!"

Ron throw him his own plate. The cunning ass skillfully transfiguring the plate into a gracefull dove that slide smooth in the air out to the garden. Show up bastard.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING RON!"

"I'M ENOUGH WITH YOUR ACT! TRAITOR BASTARD!"

Audrey, HIS girl friend gasping. All the family member freezed. Hermione grip her spoon and fork trembly, her knuckle went white.

"RON SHUT UP!" She glaring him.

"I'M ENOUGH WITH YOU TOO!" Hermione jumped.

"What are you talking about?" Their father carefully asking. He has done with yelling that causing him "lost" his favourite son once. That liar favourite son.

"I know who is Rose and Hugo's father, MIONEE!"

Her face went red, as HIS. All the family member gasped.

He grab his girl friend hands.

"Dont listen this nonsense anymore."

"Wait, why is he throw you a plate then claiming he knows who is his own child's father? Its not him?" Audrey innocently asking, the question make another masses gasp.

"Yes. This liar!" Ron pointing him.

"This is getting to much!" He raised his chin, Ron really want to punch his pompouse face.

"I'm not risking my own marriage for this nonsense!" He glarring Hermione.

"Please no?" Hermione's voice shackin.

"I've tried my best, Herm. Tell him now!"

Hermione sobbing.

"What? You are his childrens father?" Audrey's eyes widening and she spat his hands.

"Not like that Audrey! No, listen to me." He hug her who was attemp to leave the dinning table. Hermione sobbing harder. No one else in the room unable to react.

"Fine! Yes, they are my kids."

Mom blacked out. Father's face went blank. Fleur shacking her head in disbelieve.

"YOU CHEATER!" Audrey start yelling.

"I'm not!"

"How you impregnating her without cheatting? What you send your seeds on plate?"

"YES!"

Audrey gobsmacked. Ron's blinking his eyes.

"I'm not a five years old girl damned Perce!" Audrey's face turning as red as her boy friend's.

"Ron... Ron... I'm sorry..." Hermione chanting between her sobs.

"Why you appologizing to this ungratefull bastard! You has doing all unimaginable things to protect him!"

"As far sleept her brother in law?" Audrey sneering.

"We are not sleeping toghether! She is like a sister to me. Sleep with her is just like i sleep with Ginny!"

"But you sleep with me?" Ginny innocently snatching.

Harry Potter blacked out.

"That was when you are still snotty little baby and that called BABY SITTING! I will not sleep with Hermione as in YOU and HARRY sleep!"

"GINNY AND HARRY WHAT!" Dad yelling, and almost blacked out.

"Dad, they are adult, oke?" Percy rubbing his own temple.

"But the kids are yours?" Audrey come back to the arena.

"Yes. Audrey, you know that, damned Merlin, you are a nurse!"

Audrey rubbing her nose.

"You send your seeds on plates?"

"Yes."

"In Doc. Anderson's clinic?"

"Yes. THAT. Thats how i meet you."

"I see..." She sit back to her seat, and hold his hands in apologetic gaze.

And they all amazed on her easily eased anger.

"You trusted him?" Ron gasped in disbelieved.

"Yes. I trust him. I love him." She hug him and kiss his lips.

"Ummm... any one mind for explanation?" Bill found his voice back.

"Ron, sit." Father has wake Mom up and they tried to looking as composed as possible.

Percy look at his girl friend, and composing his voice, but she beat him.

"So, its uh, there is a special clinic in my hospital, The Fertility Departemen, lead by Doc. Anderson. Not my departement though. I meet Percy in the cafetaria after all. This clinic, is a famous fertilility care clinic. They could provide a test tube babies."

"What is test tube babies?" Arthur's eyes widening.

"Take it simply, they take a woman's ripe egg, put it in the lab's plate along with matured sperm that taken out from a man, then conceiving it in the plate. After they sucessed have a baby conceived, they will carefully put the egg to the mother's womb back and let it grow naturally there."

All arround the table unisonly sounding a long wow.

"Amazing! That is muggle tech?"

"Yes, Dad. Something that even magic can not achieve."

"I know you are barent, Ron. But i dont know that you know."

"Huh? How do you know?"

"Spell."

Ron gasped.

"I want to have babies. So before i accepting your proposal, i went testing you first."

"That what's you discussing in his office?"

"You saw us?" Percy adjusting his glasses.

"Yes. But why him?" Ron snickering.

"He's know the tech, he's offering it." Hermione tried to stop sobbing.

"Why?" George has awaken from his frozed.

"Because if she want babies, and she married to a Weasley, isnt it better for her to have Weasley' genes along? If Ron have to raise another person's seeds, isnt it better be Weasley's as well?"

They nodding.

"But why Perce?" Ginny sound amuzing as if she seeing a wrinkled horn snorkack.

"Because he is a good secret keeper, and he is the smartest, so i could expect my babies will as smart as him aswell?" Hermione sood her tears with her sleeves.

"But he is not fun!" Ginny's eyebrows knitted into a line.

"He isnt?" Audrey confused.

"He is?" Now George surprised.

"He is." She kissed his lips again. His face went twenty shades of red, but accept the kiss fluently.

"Ho..." Harry now start wake up.

"But why you meet him in closed and silenced office?"

"State a date and time! I'will shove your ass the notulens! Not all the Minister's agenda are for every ears! And yes Ron, there was Minister along." Percy on his autorized Ministry sychopants tone.

"Is that so?"

"Yes." He lift his nose high.

"All right. All clear now?" Arthur let a long breath out.

Percy grab his girlfriend shoulder and pull her closer, demonstrating a hot kiss.

"Moi... moi..." Fleur closed her mouth.

"Well, a good kissing genes too, i see." Bill rub his chin in analizing tone.

Hermione blushing hard.

"Well, and now I know he is not just a champion in bed for nothing. Babbies to expect?" Audrey batting her eye lashes.

"Shall we?" Percy about to lead her upstair, but sit back on Mom's glare.

And all laughing, while Hermione glancing menancingly to her husband.

Ron gulped. He is in an apocalypsy trouble!