Original Posted On: July 24, 2020
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OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HIGHSCHOOL DXD!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
"Hey"= Sacred Gear/ Communication link/ Tailed Beast
Chapter 2: Meeting the Family
Naruto looked at his four… other selves as they and their company looked around at each other and him.
"Oh fuck." The Naruto's stated in unison. "Hey, stop copying me. I said stop copying me!"
"Oh, hey, King." The Naruto with the pink bang said to the edgy masked Naruto.
"Oh, hey, been a while Alucard." Masked Naruto replied as they high fived each other. "Did you fuck with a portal again?"
"No, it wasn't me… not this time at least." Pink haired Naruto replied. "Oboro and I learned our lesson."
"Hey, does anyone feel like they know something?" the pot smelling Naruto asked his two friends. "Origami, Frisk?"
"No, it's not just you, Naruto." The one known as Frisk answered unsurely as she looked around and saw the smaller Naruto, her eyes lighting up. "OH, MY GOD YOU ARE SO ADORABLE!"
She jumped and scooped werefox Naruto into her arms and started to dote on him.
"These ears and tail make you look so cute." Frisk said all girly, which contradicted her bad girl look.
"I agree." Origami said as she grabbed werefox Naruto's tail and ran her hands through it.
Irina wanted to stop them, but upon hearing werefox Naruto's purring, she stopped.
"So, you also confused?" Yoruichi asked Irina, recognizing her from Issei's harem. "What happened to your hair, Irina? You cut it short."
"Uhm, do I know you?" Irina asked nervously.
"Hm…" Yoruichi said in confusion. "It's me, Yoruichi? Queen of Naruto's peerage."
"Sorry, but Naruto doesn't have a peerage." Irina replied.
"Okay, everyone, calm down." Protector Naruto said as he clapped his hands, getting the attention of the new people.
"Who are you?" Edgy Naruto demanded as he, Seekvaira, and Hokuto got ready to fight.
Pink Naruto, Oboro, and Yoruichi followed suit while Werefox Naruto, Purgatorio Naruto, Frisk, Origami, and Irina stood there not doing anything.
"Calm down, I can explain." Protector Naruto said calmly, like the adult he was. "First, Introductions. I am Naruto Uzumaki, I am #% Years old, I am a chakra being, and I am the one who caused this to happen."
There was a silence.
"This is the part where you introduce yourselves and say what you are." Protector Naruto stated.
"Uhm… I'm Naruto Bael, I am fifteen years old, a Pawn in service to Sairaorg Bael. I am a werefox turned devil." Werefox Naruto replied nervously after he got out to Frisk and Origami's grasp and hid behind Irina.
"I am Irina Shidou, Knight of Rias Gremory. I am sixteen years old." Irina said just as nervously as Naruto. Her hand nervously twitching to summon her sword. "I am just a human turned devil."
"I guess I'll go next." Pink Naruto said in a friendly tone. "I am Naruto Uzumaki. I am sixteen years old and I am a King. I am a vampire turned ghoul."
"I am Yoruichi Shihoin." Yoruichi introduced. "I am Queen of Naruto Uzumaki and his lover. I am also a nekoshou."
Oboro gave Yoruichi a glare.
"I am Oboro, lover and Pawn of Naruto Uzumaki. I am also a dragon." Oboro said as she, with amazing speed that all beings noted, stripped and wrapped her arms around Pink Naruto's neck, pressing her moderate breasts into his back.
Werefox Naruto and Irina became red in the face.
*Whistle* "She has a nice rack." Purgatorio Naruto noted, getting growls from Origami and Frisk. "Anyway, I am Naruto Leraje, I am sixteen years old, and I am not a devil. I am a resident of Purgatory."
"I am Frisk, sixteen years old, and I am a demon." Frisk introduced rudely.
"I am Origami Tobiichi, sixteen years old, and I am an exorcist of the church." Origami greeted with a polite bow.
"This is stupid." Edgy Naruto said angrily. "I am Naruto Lucifuge, I am sixteen years old, and I was a devil but I was able to revert back to my natural ghoul form. I am a ghoul by birth unlike Alucard there."
"I am Hokuto." Hokuto stated dully as she hugged Edgy Naruto's arm. "I am a ghoul owned by Naruto-sama and I am his and his alone."
"I am Seekvaira Agares, Heir to the Agares Pillar Devil family." Seekvaira introduced politely.
"Alright, now that we all know each other, we need to figure out names." Protector Naruto said as he looked at the other Naruto's.
"What do you mean?" Werefox Naruto asked in confusion.
"Okay, how do I put this…" Protector Naruto said, trying to think of a way to explain this. "You four and your… women are from a different dimension. I accidently brought you all here."
"Oh, so we…"
"We are all Naruto, yes." Protector Naruto interrupted Purgatorio Naruto. "Also, you smoke pot, can I have some? I know this is going to be a headache."
Purgatorio Naruto didn't say anything as he pulled out a small bag of joints…. Correction, it was a massive bag of joints.
"How much?" Protector Naruto asked as he took five joints.
"Since you are me… I guess this will be your free pass." Purgatorio Naruto said as he put the bag away. "So… names?"
"We could just go by the names of the dimensions we are from?" Pink Naruto said. "It's easy and it is self-explanatory.
"Fine, I dub you GoG Naruto." Protector Naruto said as he pointed to said Naruto. "You will be GK Naruto, Werefox Naruto, and Purgatorio Naruto. I'll go by Protector Naruto."
"Cool."
"I hate you."
"I'm fine with that.
"Okay."
Protector Naruto smiled as he sat down.
"Okay, so do you have a way to send us back home?" GoG Naruto asked.
Protector Naruto sweat dropped.
"I… don't know yet."
"WHAT!" everyone shouted, causing Protector Naruto to cover his ears.
"You expect us to stay here!" Yoruichi shouted as she grabbed Protector Naruto, flaring her power as she did.
Protector Naruto grabbed Yoruichi's wrist and powered up to base Kurama mode, not using his Six Paths powers.
Yoruichi, Oboro, Irina, Frisk, Origami, Hokuto, and Seekvaira gasped and dropped to the ground from the pressure Protector Naruto exuded while GoG Naruto, GK Naruto, Purgatorio Naruto, and Werefox Naruto grimaced and shook.
"I don't take being assaulted lightly." Protector Naruto stated as he dropped Yoruichi's arm. "Don't expect me to be so lenient next time."
He dropped Kurama mode and watched them all gasp for oxygen.
"Ashura, what is going… on…" Ophis said as she appeared, having felt Protector Naruto flare his chakra.
"What… Ophis?" GoG Naruto asked in confusion, recognizing her from the few times he has met Ophis, while helping Oboro and Yoruichi.
"Who is that?" Werefox Naruto asked he helped Irina.
"I don't know." Purgatorio Naruto said as he helped Frisk and Origami stand.
"She is strong." GK Naruto said as he held Seekvaira as she was still nauseous. "Why is she staring at us like that?"
Ophis shook as she closed her eyes before she screamed in delight with stars in her eyes.
She stretched her arms out, magic snakes appearing and she used them to grab each of the Naruto's, including Protector, and pulled all five of them into a hug.
"SO MANY ASHURA'S!" She shouted as she squeezed them all.
"Okay, Ophis you can let us go." Protector Naruto shouted as he was nearly strangled.
Ophis did just that, but kept Werefox Naruto in her grasp.
"Such a cutie, those fox features make you so adorable." Ophis said as she fluffed his ears, making Werefox Naruto putty in her hands.
She became extra happy when he turned into a small lap sized fennec fox.
The rest of the girls, all of them, walked up and started petting werefox Naruto, even Irina since she hasn't really done it herself.
"Okay, now that they are distracted, we can…" Protector Naruto started to say before he felt his… large family appear on Genbu.
From Kyoto: Yasaka, Amaterasu, and Kunou.
From Heaven: Gabriel, Mary, and Joseph.
From the Underworld: Serafall, Oscar, and Lily.
From the Human World: Lucoa, Jiraiya, Penemue, Damian, Zest, Kushina, Jack, Kuroka, Shirone, and Xenovia.
"LOOK EVERYONE!" Ophis shouted enthusiastically. "THERE ARE MORE ASHURA'S! AND THIS ONE IS A CUTE FOX!"
All the gathered beings blinked.
All new Naruto's blinked.
"Alright, hold up!" GoG Naruto said as he got everyone's attention before he turned to Protector Naruto and pointed at the new arrivals. "Who the fuck are they and WHY is Ophis here?"
"Well…" Protector Naruto said with a blush and embarrassed smile as he scratched the back of his head.
"We are his wives." Lucoa, Zest, Penemue, Gabriel, and Serafall said in unison.
"No fucking way!" Werefox Naruto shouted in Ophis's grasp. "THERE IS NO WAY I'D MARRY SERAFALL! SHE'S FUCKING CRAZY!"
Serafall's eyes slanted.
"Kuroka, Shirone, hold Oscar and Lily for me." Serafall said darkly as she handed her babies to her babies and grabbed Werefox Naruto by the jaw and hoisted him out of the Naruto pile, making Ophis groan.
Werefox Naruto stared fearfully into Serafall's eyes.
"SO CUTE!" Serafall shouted, her demeanor changing as she pulled the smallest Naruto into her breasts. "Please join my show, everyone will love you."
Werefox Naruto, again, was being suffocated by Serafall's breasts, like every time he met her in his universe.
Irina, not wanting her lover to die, grabbed Werefox Naruto's feet and tried pulling him out of Serafall's grasp.
There was little success.
"Hey, let him go." Serafall demanded.
"No, you are going to kill him, so you let go!" Irina shouted back.
"Irina?"
Said teen turned and saw Xenovia, looking confused.
"Xenovia, help me out and get Naruto out of here!" Irina demanded.
"Okay this is stupid." GK Naruto said as he yanked the smallest Naruto out of Serafall's grasp and threw him into Irina's. "We need to…"
"So, this is Naruto if he was an edgy teen." Lucoa said as she stepped in front of GK Naruto, looking him over with a smile. "I like it. Are you into BDSM from the leather mask?"
Seekvaira blushed when she heard this.
Hokuto remained neutral.
GK Naruto, though it wasn't seen, was blushing.
"What? Fuck no!" He shouted as he jumped away from Lucoa. "Who are you!"
"I am Lucoa, the Quetzacoatl." Lucoa stated proudly, her pose making her massive breasts jiggle, catching Purgatorio and GoG Naruto's attention.
"Smoking is bad for you, you know." Gabriel said worriedly to Purgatorio Naruto as he doused the joint that he was smoking, due to there being kids.
He might be a messed-up individual, but he liked kids.
"Hm, you haven't met someone like me I guess." Purgatorio Naruto said casually before he pressed his carotid artery with his index finger.
Without hesitating, he punctured his neck, severing the artery before hooking his finger and yanking it downward, ripping open his throat.
"HOLY SHIT!" Shirone shouted as she witnessed his blood spurt out and spray a fine mist around him and onto Genbu's shell.
"Don't worry, I'm fine." Purgatorio Naruto explained as he pulled out a bag of gummies and ate one while his neck still gushed blood. "This is child's play."
He ate the gummies, and as he chewed them, the wound started to sew itself back together and the bleeding stopped as it healed.
"See, no problem." Purgatorio Naruto said lazily, as if he hadn't just ripped his own carotid and throat open.
"Good Lord." Gabriel said in horror.
"Naruto, that wasn't polite, apologize." Origami said as she grabbed his head and forced him to bow before she turned to Gabriel. "I am sorry, Lady Gabriel. He didn't mean to be so rude. Right, Naruto?"
"Yeah, yeah, I'm sorry." Purgatorio Naruto said in pain as Origami gripped his hair tightly.
"You know my name?" Gabriel asked in confusion.
"Yes, I work for you." Origami stated.
Penemue and Zest, meanwhile, looked at GoG Naruto as he watched all this play out.
"You don't seem shocked by this?" Zest asked, curious about this Naruto.
"Oh, I caused an issue like this before myself." GoG Naruto stated as he looked away from Zest, a blush on his cheeks. "I accidently ended up in King's World."
He pointed to GK Naruto who was surrounded by globs of mercury as he yelled threats at Lucoa, who laughed them off.
"Why do you call him King, and why does he call you Alucard?" Penemue asked curiously.
"Oh, that huh…" GoG Naruto replied.
Oboro grasped her King's hand.
She had been apart of the reason why GoG Naruto had been sent to GK Naruto's world.
"You see, he is the future king of ghouls in his world." GoG Naruto stated as smiled sadly, getting a shocked look from Penemue and Zest, before he touched his stomach. "While I carry an ancient vampire called Alucard within me along with the soul of my caretaker."
This confused the two women more.
But no one was as confused as the kids as they stood next to Protector Naruto.
"So… what is happening, papa?" Yasaka asked Protector Naruto
"I guess I'll have to explain… again." Protector Naruto stated in irritation.
All eyes were on him again.
'I fucking hate this.' Protector Naruto thought before he and everyone sat down as he started explaining.
Chapter 2, DONE!